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ITT: Post the most unflattering pocture of yourself you can take.

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ITT: Post the most unflattering pocture of yourself you can take.

Protip, turn the flash on and point the lens toward your face instead going into selfie mode. It helps to pick up every delicious pore.
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>>34835321
for an unflattering picture, that's actually not bad. you have potential
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>>34835321
Op isnt even ugly.
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Tfw OP is a bit handsome
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Take a normal pic OP. You might be a cute bear in disguise.
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This is the only picture I have ever taken of myself.
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>>34835334
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>>34835401
Rooo you guys are missing the point
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>>34835321
Daddy?

Originally posted
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I think this is pretty acurate of how girls see me
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>>34835458
post boipucci

origanoio
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the most original post ever
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>>34835500
Im havent sunk that low yet anon
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>>34835442
Your eyes look all bleary and bloodshot, I dig it.
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this is the crust of the internet

god has abandoned you
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>>34835402
I'm getting a Trevor Vibe going here.

How many bodies have you buried?
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>>34835555
Your quads lend you authority
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>>34835567
>How many bodies have you buried?
I didn't bury them.
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>>34835589
It that Shrek's dad?
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Me at work right now first try
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This one shows off my leafy tier chin and lazy eye.
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>>34835321
You do have many DS games, OP

And no way I'm taking a picture of myself and posting it on this website. What if someone recognizes me irl?
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Here, forry for bad quality.
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>>34835672
post ginger boipucci now

origanioi
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>>34835647
>>34835672
>Doing it this wrong

Gotta pull a face or dredge up a picture of yourself during some kind of allergic reaction that made pus leak from your tear ducts.

>>34835674
>Not wanting to find a fellow robot IRL
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>>34835545
then post cock/feet
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>>34835596
Trevors always eat the bodies.
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>>34835797
>tfw when you cum inside ther body
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all my pics are unflattering so i'll post this one of me at a fair
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>>34835872
Does Eggy still even post here?
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>>34835903
yes, I still do occasionally but without a trip.
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This one has gotten a fair degree of mileage.
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>>34835975
goddamn nigga you got big hairs growing off yoru nose. you are hideous. why dont you at least pluck that shit?
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>>34835947
Good to hear you haven't forgotten your roots.

>Somethingsomething tranny
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>>34835994
It's only really visible within kissing distance, so nobody's going to notice.
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Last pic didn't do much so I deleted and took this one.

This one's much worse, oh boy.
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>>34836160
Now we're cooking. You could probably break a pencil in that fold between your eyes.
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This is actually an old picture, but I look nice now and this one is a lot more haggard.
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>tfw not quite ugly enough to post ITT but still too ugly to ever get a gf
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>>34835321
>>34835427
ty for the laugh friendo
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>>34836297
I >>34835672 am in a relationship.
What's your excuse?
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>>34836297
This thread isn't strictly for ugly people. Just make a retarded face and you're golden.
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>>34836328
You're one of the decent looking people ITT, and your pic wasn't even slightly in keeping with the spirit of the thread.

Also >>>/out/
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>>34835672
this is the type of guy you want to befriend if you see him at a theatre
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>>34835672
Get yo Ronald Weasley Ed Sheeran lookin' ass outta here
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>>34836380
This faggot posts his pics all the time. He's as big of an attention whore as any fembot.
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During my Canadian snack showcase.
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>>34835672
who is this

orig
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>>34835321
>>34835321
hello my friend.
I took this today while working.
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>>34836464
I have bathroom mirrors that face each other.
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>>34836464
sean-o, m'boy!!! it's me, yer brother mick!!!
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>>34836487
Are you easily tryggered?
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Here's another silly pic of me.
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>>34835672
You have huge pores
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>>34836570
wow, I never heard that joke before.
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>>34836328
Obviously you shouldn't have posted ITT, or on this board for that matter. You didn't even make a silly face.
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>>34836487
l want to smelI you
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o-okay I'll bite.

original fembot
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>>34836587
that's not the only thing that's huge on me ;)
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>>34836576
NOT THE CORRECT TYPE OF ATTENTIONWJORING FOR THIS THREAAAD
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>>34836658
No, seriously dude I can see your huge pores even when you're standing a few feet away from the camera. Consider suicide cause you'll never get a gf looking like that.
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>>34836702
Well I have one and she's hotter than anything you nerds can get. In your face. lol
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>>34836702
But anon, the poster that you replied to is just pretending to be me. I do have a gf, or at least something very close.
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here we go

Originla post pals
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>>34836734
boipucci pics pls

orgiani
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>>34836731
>I drive her places and pay for her meals so I'm basically her gf
>I'm her emotional boyfriend, just not her sexual boyfriend
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>>34836767
Nah, it's not that. I'm just waiting for her to move out of her apartment where she lives with her ex before I'm ready to commit myself to her.

It should be happening pretty soon.
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>>34835872
hey egg, whats up? I really like your cooking show. Keep it up.
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>>34836734
Lol, nice touch with putting the rouge on your cheeks.
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took this pic a couple years ago and people always say it's gross looking

I have a 5000x5000 original but it's too big for 4chan
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Funny how no one recognized fatbro (OP)

Times have changed
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>>34835334
>>34835368
>>34835383
>>34835401
t. disgusting fat fuck neck beards

op looks like shit and probably smells bad
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>>34836487
You are the perfect level of hotness
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>>34836936
HEY NOW

Only half of that is true most days.
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>>34836961
Average girls are L I T E R A L L Y god tier
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>>34836905
What camera did you use for this
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normal me with 2 shitty pictures

its almost 3 am I probably could have tried harder to make myself uglier but fuck you guys im lazy
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>>34836905
Could you upload the full version somewhere?

It really is a perfect specimen.
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>>34837040
i can't tell which one is the normal pic they're all shitty

and you look like a fucking faggot btw
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>>34837078
thanks

captcha: ELIZA SPRING
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>>34836487
Please fart on my face original
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Very nice, here's my attempt.
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>>34836832
Fuck lol, thanks
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>>34837135
Not sure if this a chin from below or a really deformed head from behind
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>>34837164
top kek can't unsee now
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>>34837164
This is the most meaningful compliment I have ever received
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>>34835401
Ded thred so here's the closest thing to a nice pic.

THE IMPORTANCE OF LIGHTING AND ANGLES
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Hello my son
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>>34837388
A-are you hiding something in your cheeks father?
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>>34835321
heter du kaare brekke?
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I hope this is ORIGAMI enough desu.
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>>34835321
every picture of me is unflattering.
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>>34837429
No, that is not my name anon.
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>>34837442
Are you the same anon who posted about their baby face? Don't do it so much, or you'll get known around here
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>>34837437
It's an art I've yet to master myself.
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>>34837442
>>34837040
>>34836734
>>34836576
>>34836487
>>34835672
Fuck off you disgusting retards.

Stop fishing for compliments
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>>34837491
yeah... I don't post that much though.
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>>34837538
Do you think these people are too insecure to take deliberately bad photos? Do they think it lowers their chances of scoring with the five women who browse this board? Are they stupid? There's a world of difference between an expressionless selfie like >>34837544 and a work of art like >>34836160
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ayy lmao

saidhasidnpraisekekdiasdashdhna
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>>34837482
you look a lot like my brother desu
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I've gained so much weight these past few years
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>>34838286
Byotiful

Og nigga
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>>34836588
Then maybe you should stop dressing like a stereotype you dumb cunt.
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>>34835321
Each pic i ever took was most unflattering, if that's not the case with you, you aren't a robot.
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Sup originalo fuck filters
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The best part is this is what I always look like when I smile.

I try not to do it much.
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I lobe this old photo of me because I look so much better now. it wasn't even that long ago. I sure made a positive change to my life
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>>34839732
You're a faggot Collin
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>>34839727
silly normie, you cannot be a robot if you grow a full beard like an alpha chad
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>>34839818
Lol does neckbeard count these days
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