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>>34841188
Botoxu

>>34841188
>how can anyone be baffled by yellow fever
Because despite them being weird looking by western taste and apparently racist towards whites and also cunts you people seem to think they're all goddesses, but I will admit pic you posted is a qt.

Soy is a miracle food.

>>34840753
don't worry, sustained loneliness and stress will shave a good 30 years off the average

Just eat like a fucking fatass and don't exercise, it's the one suicide you can do for someone in your situation.

Be a functional alcoholic. You'll be lucky to pass 55.

Someone posted this in a mental-illess thread some days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg

>>34840556
Well fuck me, that could have been me as a kid

Exept my parents didn't let me watch TV or have a game console or PC so I didn't have an autistic obsession over spongebob or other characters like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYDsXP1J9k8&index=6&list=LLEd5-94Q5UVdz_VR4wafhBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyVhhlOaLMo&list=LLEd5-94Q5UVdz_VR4wafhBQ&index=19

if you dont imagine pelicans running after you youre not a true robot

Because men like you still think that you can't be happy without having a woman.

>>34840545
So we have to devalue and not give a shit about women in order for women to even care? Chicks can't simply, be more open-minded to guys?

It's a sellers market. Been generations since there's been any significant culling of the male population and typical occupations and life in general aren't remotely as dangerous/fatal as it used to be. I'd consider it pretty safe to say there's more men around relative to women than any point in history right now, and as a result the cock stock price is at an all time low. There's a lot of other factors involved but I think demographics is probably the most base one, a substantially more boys than girls under 30 according to the census iirc, so women don't really need to do anything well and not be flushed with options anyway.

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>>34787414
using my template eh?

i just got back and im only about halfway through last thread.

be back in a bit.

>>34787414
hey guys check out this totally random thread i found. it looks 100% original!

>>34712470

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Explain why these threads got so popular.
Is this some kinda incest fetish?

Should have fucked and dated in your teens like everyone else. If it bothers you that much you probably should just kill yourself.

>>34851951
Too damn bad. I don't know about you, but I still have some morals.

>>34852505
Morals are subjective; a woman is no less moral than you for having sex.

>>34851348
Doesn't do anything for me. I want to be desired.

>>34851348
but why is it still illegal in half the world?

why can't teenagers work as whores during the summer vacations?

>>34851348
I'm not gonna get naked in front of another human fuck that

>>34851317
eastern europe

probably russia

Russia or Ukraine, 100%

>>34851317
Gotta be Eastern Europe. Gotta be.

MAYBE somewhere in Scandinavia. Maybe.

>>34851312
Are you a girl with a girl penis?

>>34851312
Please don't do it. There's too many risks involved. It's not worth it.

>>34851358
no, if I was why would I be soughting out advice from women?

>>34851363
like what! I want to find out more so I can be fully prepared.

>>34851220
how does that smell?

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>>34851220
An airbender

that was really weird. i didnt know a vagina could "inhale" like that.

>>34851003
Draw. Just keep drawing, even if you destroy it or if it's shit. Just keep doing it.

>>34851003
Why? There's nothing wrong with playing video games. It's a good hobby and extremely common. It brings people together. There is no stigma associated with it. Now you're going to be miserable forcing yourself to get through doing things you don't like.

>>34851003
Nothing wrong with playing Vidya anon, moderation is key.

I don't really care, it's one of the few holidays without any forced interaction with normalfag family members. I can watch anime in peace like any other day, it doesn't matter that Chad is getting chocolate for Stacy.

Anon I couldn't care less

Fuck

i hate holidays. all they mean for me are awkward visits with family that I don't like and don't like me or everyone else celebrating while I don't

>>34850727

>implying i give a shit about physical/emotional needs

Gtfo normie scum.

>>34850727
>implying anyone here feels emotion anymore
GTFO NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34850727
what if i'm also a 9/10?

I feel sorry for you, anon. I'm not gay but I noticed your thread, and thought you could use a bump.

I don't want to be gay but the only person I've ever loved was a boy, now they're an MTF and I don't know what to do with myself I hate this life.

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>>34850684
Every day I wish I wasn't gay. I'm a /pol/ack so it hurts even more. It just grows worse and worse as more flamboyant faggots ruin any sort of promise of a normal life.

It's not a myth there is literally decades of research proving it.

>>34850692
Nice links of said research you got there ya dumb bitch.

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>>34850692
come here roastie