>valentine's day >tomorrow

I don't really care, it's one of the few holidays without any forced interaction with normalfag family members. I can watch anime in peace like any other day, it doesn't matter that Chad is getting chocolate for Stacy.

Anon I couldn't care less

Fuck

i hate holidays. all they mean for me are awkward visits with family that I don't like and don't like me or everyone else celebrating while I don't

very original thread faggot

kys you deserve to die alone for literally making the same thread as soon as it 404's

>already valentine's day in ausfagland

Australian.
It is valentines day

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>tfw mom says you have to find a qt grill date by tomorrow or else she'll kick you out of the house
>tfw haven't even stopped shitposting on 4chan yet

>caring about a corporate normie holiday

>>34850877

sounds like she's hoping you'll ask her to be your date

>>34850866
Feels bad man.
I want to die.

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>tfw finally had my first date ever two weeks ago
>really got along
>we made out
>somehow our conversations just died
>don't know if we'll ever see each other again
>will be alone this valentine's day too

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT

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>>34850804
Just a reminder that if you've never had a girlfriend before 18, you'll never have one. People who are saying otherwise are either trolls or statistical artifacts.

>>34850804
really? i dont care to be honest

>only 13 replies
>/r9k/

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>>34850934
Guess who turned 19 today.

>>34851974
Girls still might see you as normal until you're 20 if you tell them you were doing work, or wasn't interested or was living in a shithole with no females. But generally it's the point of no return. Even if you manage to get a girls, she'll easily figure out you're a virgin on a first or a second date and just drop you.

I had a gf at this time last year.
It sucked. Valentine's day is a fucking scam.

>>34850934

This is true. I'm on the way to wizard school. Classes are small since almost everyone here is a fucking normie now and had at least one gf before 18.

>tfw getting naturally selected against

>>34850934

>tfw 25
>tfw got my first gf at 22

Stocked up on enough booze, drugs and anime to help me through the Devil's Day

>friend says she's getting me a gift that I'm gonna love
>decide to be kind for once and buy one for her as well
>she admits it's only a dinky little card
>got her something worth $20

please end me

>>34850877
You gotta give her the D man you got no choice.

Anyone else going to destroy their bodies with junk food? I'm planning to fucking annihilate myself to escape this shit.

>>34852125
I am in the same boat as you buddy, I have yet to have my first girlfriend by 22. Have you had any trouble adjusting to social life with a gf?

>>34852123
Imagine it as skiing. As if skiing was something people naturally do.

Then most people would've started skiing when they were 15, some started a year or two later, they've been skiing more and more as the time came, they've learned to ski on some newcomers blue slope first and gradually progressed, making their way to the hardest of slopes. And since this was a natural thing to do, everyone was expected to be proficient at it. But you were constantly delaying it. You were making up excuses for whole your life. You were afraid to ski.
Now you're old. You've never learned how to ski. You might have read the theory and watched some videos, but you never did it.
Now everyone just expects you to ski on the hardest of mountains. But you can't. If you do, there is only a 1 in 1000 chance that you will manage. The other 999 chances are that you will fall down, break your legs and will be left to die alone.
And the worst part of it - you can't restart your life. You should've learned while you were younger.

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Fuck Valentine's day.

When you're 26 and never had a gf like me, every single day is valentines day. I am always surrounded by couples in love, young couples too, and sex 24/7. And I get none of it. So tomorrow normies that are single get to experience 1/1000th the hell I have to for just 1 day...I'll just be at work tomorrow who cares

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>tfw no gf to cuddle with on v-day

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>>34850804
>mfw mummy will go to her bf's on Valentines
comfy alone time for me. I'll fap to my _____ folder surf the net downstairs outside of my room.

>>34852256

Not really. My gf is pretty anti social so I don't have to go out a ton, but I reached a point where I stopped giving a shit.

>>34852497
Where do you find an anti-social gf?

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>>34850877
>>34850892
>>34850915
>>34852349
>>34852303

It's ok, bro brobots. We have a plan.

>>34850934
Do ldr count