>average life expectancy 80 years >can't an hero becuase

>>34840753
don't worry, sustained loneliness and stress will shave a good 30 years off the average

Just eat like a fucking fatass and don't exercise, it's the one suicide you can do for someone in your situation.

Be a functional alcoholic. You'll be lucky to pass 55.

Just keep climbing Mount Everest until you die

Normies will think you're a turbochad too

It seems you need a happy little accident c:

why don't you just join a cult, my man?

Why do you care how anybody thinks when you are dead anyway? You will have succumed to non existance and you wouldn't know any different anyhow.

I hope countries legalize assisted suicide (most likely never going to happen). Doing it myself is kind of scary.

>>34840753
What's happened in your life to call your continued existence torment? You can tell us, anon, we'll listen.

>>34840753
Video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GI1KZ1aVG0

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>>34840753
>tfw 18
>tfw too pussy to kill myself
>there's a possibly biological immortality will be created in my lifetime