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>wash my hair with the fury of a thousand suns
>check mirror after
>still see dandruff
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Use girl shampoo OP
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>>34844347
Same problem here. What brand would you recommend? I'd prefer organic if possible.
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Isn't head and shoulders the go-to for this? Also wash your hair with cold water if it's such a problem
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>have shitty retail job filled with normies
>coworkers and customers constantly making boring or cringey jokes that aren't funny
>fake laugh to keep things going smoothly
>one day just decide I'm done fake laughing and will only laugh if something is legitimately funny
>suddenly everyone getting mad at me and treating me like I'm an asshole
What the FUCK is wrong with normies? How the fuck am I the asshole when they're the ones that demand I waste energy to fake an emotion they didn't earn? How do they not see how fucking entitled that is?
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Normies refuse to think about anything outside themselves and their fee-fee's. They know if they ever stopped to have a single existentialist thought the aloof, happy go lucky world they built around themselves would crashing crashing down.
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>>34845471
>would crashing crashing down
nigga what the fuck did I just type
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This guy is 25 years old.
>just embrace your baldness and grow a beard brah xD
Baldness is a DEATH SENTENCE for men unless you're 6'7 and look like the Rock.
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>25
literally what is this shit?
i'm 23 and you look old enough to be my weird uncle or something that is going for his forties.
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That guy would look old as shit even with hair. Look at Larry David. He looks youthful to a certain degree and he's bald
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>>34844145
If he shaved it and didn't dress and act like a nu beta male hed be fine.
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Statistically if you're poor you're never going to not be poor.
No woman wants a poor man.
You won't ever have a good paying or interesting job
You wont ever start a family, have a wife and kids, and a home.
You'll get laughed at and mocked as a basement dweller the rest of your life for living with any family you do have.
There is nothing positive or upbeat about your life and there never will be.
Also if you have pets they only like you because of stockholm syndrome- you brain washed them into liking being a captive it wasn't even free will.
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Those statistics are flawed because the average poor person is only poor because he spends like a retard. Lay off the drugs and alcohol, get a t420 instead of an alienware or memeconsole, and walk or drive a beater instead of a bmw. You will be well on your way to wealth.
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>>34844140
>tfw raised in a poor household
>End up as a consultant with a GBP 55,000 + bonus(usually around 25,000) salary
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>>34844166
>poor person
>alienware
>fucking bmw
W-what?
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Does the Juno soundtrack have any musicians whose albums are worth listening to?
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Antsy Pants - Tree Hugger
Antsy Pants - Vampire
Barry Louis Polisar - All I Want Is You
Belle & Sebastian - Expectations
Belle & Sebastian - Piazza, New York Catcher
Buddy Holly - Dearest
Cat Power - Sea Of Love
Ellen Page And Michael Cera - Anyone Else But You
Juno And Bleeker - Anyone Else But You
Kimya Dawson - Loose Lips
Kimya Dawson - My Rollercoaster
Kimya Dawson - So Nice So Smart
Kimya Dawson - Tire Swing
Kimya Dawson - Tree Hugger
Mott The Hoople - All The Young Dudes
Sonic Youth - Superstar
The Kinks - A Well Respected Man
The Moldy Peaches - Anyone Else But You
Velvet Underground - I'm Sticking With You
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No :/
What do you think about the movie?
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>>34844054
WHY IS THE GUY TALLER TAHN THE GIRL RREEEEEEEEE
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>>34844054
Cat Power, Velvet Underground and Sonic Youth are all solid bands
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does anyone remember this assface? I do. fuck this dude.
James is a fucking asshole
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>>34843866
no but do you remember the episode where the train falls off that huge bridge and then its ghost haunts it? truly spooky shit
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I thought Gordon was a bit more snarky
What was the name of that electrically powered train in one of the movies? Always freaked me the hell out because of the noise its engine made
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yeah that bridge one was weird. The way the fog was in that fucking bridge scene man.
Also, do you remember the boulder one? the boulder episode was kickass.
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Fuck you /r9k/
Because of you ill never consider myself normal like everyone else. I need to get away from this place.
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Ha ha yes it is our fault you are like this not yours right
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>>34843828
Yes.
Before I came here, I just considered myself a normal guy, but then I started reflecting on my life and my behavior after reading life stories from you weirdos and i can relate.
It seriously fucked me up. All those times I thought I was fitting in or making friends with people...
Just a fucking illusion. I have no friends, no real career prospects, women consider me a subhuman and alpha male men pity and ridicule me....
I fucking hate it. I want it to stop
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>>34843798
>>34843924
so go to another board. i left this shit hole to lurk /sci/ years ago and became a Chad and an academic. now i cover back here to laugh at the beta faggots while i get my dick sucked on demand by Stacys
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Twenty one pilots has won more Grammys than grimes,Deah grips,animal collective and swans combined.
>mfw
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>>34843779
My favorite band is and will always be blink-182.
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>>34843816
edgy cunt get a better taste
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21 pilots is bretty good though.Except for "ride". Fuck that song, anyone who likes it deserves to be gassed
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>had to dispose of the cum socks because the family was getting suspicious
>his them under the house
>a workman is coming around today to fix something under there
What do? i put around 20 or 30 in a big stack down there, been using them since i was 13.
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you disgust me... newman
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Neurotypical people tend to use tissues and flush them down the toilet, or get a girlfriend
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>>34843715
What's stopping you from getting them out from under the house and throwing them away?
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What was the cruelest dream you had?
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>>34843684
I dreamt that I had a sex change as a kid before I knew what a sex change was.
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>>34843768
so now youre a tranny or want to be one?
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>ask girl i know out
>everything goes well
>love her and she loves me
>get drunk with her
>kiss her
Have like 5 of these dreams a year all with different girls.
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>been cumming in my boxers for years
>don't even care
get on my level you beta faggots
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>>34843672
you're a disgusting degenerate desu
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>>34843672
I haven't changed my cum rag in the past 14 years
been hiding it all the time under my bed.
Now get off my board, normie
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>>34843672
is it true that femboys are literally addicted to the scent of a robots unwashed cummed-in boxers?
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>Mommy gets her period but bleeds too much
>Says she's going out but takes herself to the hospital
>Stays there overnight, first night in forever without my mommy
>Today she says she's going to have to stay another night because she's going into surgery because she was bleeding too much but it's fine
Is this my fault for not being able to grow up? Is my mommy going to be okay?
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>>34843604
your mom still has periods? are you like 13?
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>>34843718
No I'm 19 original
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she's probably going to get a hysterectomy
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Anon, why don't you just pm all the girls on normiebook from your school/college/job and ask them to go on a date with you this valentines? Even if your ugly as fuck and if the success rate is like 1% there is bound to bound to be someone that says yes. Not every girl is into chad just like how not every guy is into humongous tited girls, what if there's a girl that has a secret crush on you but was too shy to say?
>btw post results
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>>34843599
>Success rate is 1%
>You have less than 100 friends on FB
I guess I will have to settle with that 0.45 girl that may give me some attention
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>>34843663
>Settle with that .45 girl
And thus the trap meme was born
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>>34843599
how do I do that? what exactly do I say?
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She's on boyss
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Gross. Agatha is truly our queen
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>>34843591
She looks like Hila Klein.
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>>34843632
don't insult Hila like that
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just think how worthless you are . girls find this guy more attractive than you. girls must think we are really worthless and bottom of the barrel.
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Implying he doesn't get cheated on
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>>34843581
you're just now figuring this out?
How old are you
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>>34844067
im 35 faggot.