Fuck you /r9k/ Because of you ill never consider myself normal

Ha ha yes it is our fault you are like this not yours right

>>34843828
Yes.
Before I came here, I just considered myself a normal guy, but then I started reflecting on my life and my behavior after reading life stories from you weirdos and i can relate.
It seriously fucked me up. All those times I thought I was fitting in or making friends with people...
Just a fucking illusion. I have no friends, no real career prospects, women consider me a subhuman and alpha male men pity and ridicule me....
I fucking hate it. I want it to stop

>>34843798
>>34843924
so go to another board. i left this shit hole to lurk /sci/ years ago and became a Chad and an academic. now i cover back here to laugh at the beta faggots while i get my dick sucked on demand by Stacys

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>>34843924
No you don't. that's why you're still here talking with us.

>because of us
You're the weirdo that decided to come to this forum of cartoon frog worship

>>34844161
I only came here because of pepe memes

>>34844049
As you type this your normie dudebro roomie whom you share a room at Princeton comes in and invites you to a party with the frat. You are still hung over from last night, do you
a. Choose to go with him? You will roll a dice to decide your endurance through the party
b. Choose to stay and rest, get your stats back to normal levels
c. Neither, go out for a bite on your own.

>>34843798
>>34843924

Ignorance is bliss, as they say... Im on the same boat as you, my man.

>>34843798
>ill never consider myself normal

>only has one shot at life
>wants to be average/ normal

u deserve your pain

>>34844208
i originally pick c.

>>34844208
course correct answer is b)

Gotta stay at tip top shape and rest. I'm in school to earn a degree and build a career so i can fuck even more Stacys later.

>>34843924
Ignore the other robots that will drag you down anon. Go to >>>/fit/ its the diet coke of r9k. It has robot-esque threads but also you can improve yourself physically and mentally. You can make it brah.