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Tell us about her /r9k/
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i havent met her yet
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>>34941687
I just realized that there isn't a "her" for a long time now...
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She is amazing, but also kind of dumb
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Can someone please convince me to transition?
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>>34941656
I'd be your bf if you had a nice ass and decent face.
post pics?
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If you need to be convinced, don't do it. Goes for most things in life.
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No>>>/lgbt/
Originally
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Why do normies love bacon so much?
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>>34941407
Everyone likes bacon except for you, Abdul.
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>>34941407
I don't like bacon, but my pig likes it
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>>34941407
Many of them don't actually like it, or like it THAT much anyway. It's basically meme meat that carnisticucks use to virtue-signal one another.
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Could non-virgin guys please describe in detail what vaginal sex feels like?
How is the pressure on your dick? Is it uniform throughout? Can you actually feel a woman clutching down, and if so what's that feel like, how often does it happen, and how strong of a sensation is it? What are all the sensations like and what's the best part? Please be as detailed as possible.
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origniaoano cometnatitaoan reoair
>pic related
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>>34941366
you can't really feel much at all because it's so wet that there's practically 0 friction
fapping feels much better
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>>34941479
You can when she comes and is a tight little thing.
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how to stop watching porn 2017-02-17 09:26:43 Post No.34941304
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how to stop watching porn
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any of you lads tried it? done it? what was the reason for you, did it work for you, etc.
I'm FUCckin g want to jerKK my WEEWEeeeeee
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>>34941304
I started taking Prozac. Now I don't need to even really want to jerk it anymore. No ED or anything like that, just don't get random urges anymore.
Go figure. I kind of like it actually.
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OP will now contribute according to mentioned criteria
>used to be a part of my morning routine, would jerk off so that i would have to take a shower and it would get me out of bed
>used to fap every morning, fucking hated it
>have a gf that purposefully blueballs me
>varg keeps telling me to stop watching porn
longest i've gone is a week.
>>34941375
i take zoloft but the sex drive is still there, even if all the pleasure is gone
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Block major porn sites, then get off the computer.
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It's Friday once again. Another week without Misaki at my door. Has she showed up at yours? How have your week been anon?
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First for fuck the frogposter
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My week was alright. Had good news from the doctor.
I want to lose some weight most definitely. I am a fucking lard ass.
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Someone did show up my door today but it was just 2 air con maintenance guys, fug.
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Alright, fuck boys. This is how it's going to work.
You HAVE to reply to this post. And by that I mean you HAVE to quote my post number, and post something original.
If you refuse, well...let's just say your mother won't be feeling very well tonight. And by that I mean she'll go to sleep tonight and never wake up.
And by that I mean she'll die in her sleep toinght.
That's right.
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>34941245
I don't want my mother to die.
Using sage to prevent bump though
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and this post is the salvation you need.
reply to this one and you shall not suffer from this curse.
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>>34941245
Can I die in my sleep tonight instead?
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BARBER BRUNETTE UPDATE # 2
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So would you boys like to hear what happened?...
Previous thread: http://boards . 4chan . org /r9k/thread/34903796
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>>34941244
Doesn't post update...
What gives op
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Obviously not....
.....O B V I O U S L Y......
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>>34941244
Don't waste your time
Nobody cares
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Hey there, come join our discord! It's active, has dedicated mods, and seperate channels for different topics. Eveyone is invited!
https://discord.gg/qkzNZhs
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>>34941042
I hate niggers fags and spics but I love gooks
Rooooooooooooo
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stop making threads about this shit server, its filled with normies and has no good chats or discussions
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>>34942554
Oh fuck off, you're prolly higgus arent you.
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>be short, skinny, not very manly face
>beta personality, sensitive, cry for everything
How can I impress roasties being like that robots? Is having money the only solution?
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>>34941016
You're not genetically built for roasties. You're designed to please Chads.
Seriously, you'll think you're not gay, but it's almost like vampirism...once you get a taste, you'll be addicted forever.
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>>34941016
You're fucked desu
Not even having money can salvage that
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>>34941084
I'm not gay anon.
>>34941085
Stop teasing me, there has to be something
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Why does society hate male virgins so much? 2017-02-17 09:12:03 Post No.34941000
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Why does society hate male virgins so much?
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Woman is a virgin - She's applauded for her purity
Man is a virgin past a certain age - He's the subject of mockery and ridicule
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Nobody is applauding women for being virgins until their late 30's. It's just as strange as with males.
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>>34941000
Woman is a virgin - She respects herself and her future partners and has self control. Most likely knows that her decissions have consequences
Man is a virgin - Weak beta faggot pussy
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>>34941040
This, anyone past mid twenties, regardless of gender, who is still a virgin is fucking weird.
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who else here is a fucking awful driver?
I literally can't drive in a straight line without fucking something up
I have no idea how I didn't get involved in an accident yet
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>>34940954
I can drive but can't fucking park.
It's black magic for me.
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>>34940954
>drive 10 over consistently except in traffic
>never got a ticket because i actually look out for cops
get your shit together drivelet
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I dont drive because I'm a NEET who doesn't go anywhere and i'm constantly zoning out behind the wheel
my parents think I dont drive because of anxiety but it's the opposite
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How do you emotionally masturbate?
Let me explain. I can fulfill my sexual needs through porn and fapping, which I brought to a pretty high and sophisticated level over my 34 years. But my emotional needs to just hold a cute girl in my hands and cuddle with her on the sofa while she's smiling at me are growing stronger, and I need an outlet.
I spend 30+ minutes each day fantasizing about my imaginary girlfriend and it does help and make me happy enough just to think about her that I start smiling in real life, but I need something more and better.
I tried the Japanese approach with visual novels and such, but they almost instantly go from "barely know her" to "fuck daily" after the first confession and kiss and there is actually staggeringly little romantic and emotionally fulfilling content in them.
I am trying to be pragmatic about this and find a working way or method to trick my brain into thinking that someone loves me so I can get rid of this roneryness. I also considered lucid dreaming but didn't have much luck with it, and don't really believe in tulpas at all.
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>>34940905
I think a good sex doll would help, especially if you get really into it in a wife-ish way, but personally I don't have the money or the privacy for one.
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>>34940905
>How do you emotionally masturbate?
anime
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>>34940905
I think about it in the morning.
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moot started from the bottom and /made it/, so why haven't you?
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>>34940904
turn the lights on tutututuuutu
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>never capitalized on his jawline
what a waste
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I'm pretty sure moot is dead.
Why don't you just ask out a girl with literal autism/aspergers?
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Renge shoudn't look like that. Its not right.
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>>34940718
Where to find any?
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>>34940718
I wish. I ain't got no type. Spergy bitches is the only thing that I like.