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This is pretty much why I dropped out of school.

I got really depressed thinking about how little I achieved and how much work I had ahead of me.

I wish I could be a highly educated person with dozens of awards, but it'll never happen so o well

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>>34938967
These Princeton graduate students look just like any other robot, yet their brains are OP.

How do they do it? Seriously, I want to know their secrets.

Sure, they probably don't get laid, but at least they can console themselves with the fact that they're probably in the top 0.01% of people in the world in terms of intellect.

>>34939044
Honestly, if your iq is over 100 you can get pretty far in life if you work really hard.

You don't have to be a genius to get all of those qualifications and awards, although it does take a lot of time.

>>34937517
Same question................................................................original

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>>34937571
fucking brutal machine you are

Do you disagree with the answer to this question?

>>34924164
Hate to burst your bubble kid, but they're bigger Chad fuckers than you think.

>>34924164
You mean, with perfectly done hair, make-up, trimmed eyebrows and a brand new outfit that's supposed to make her look like a hikikomori for a picture?

No idea.

>>34924182
This. That girl is gorgeous even when she's dressing like a slob.

we wuz retards n sheeeit

Which one is her brother?

Who exactly are you quoting?

Last time I spoke with her, she was in a deep depression due to the job search and other....Life issues.

That was over a week ago

>>34917354
Well maybe you should be a good brother and try to cheer her up

>>34917307
Kids and stuff is too much. I might be legally an adult but I'm not one at all. I can't take care of anyone, no way. We also have too much life ahead of us it isn't worthwhile to do real stuff like that. I like her a lot, I absolutely love her, but I'm not like madly in love with her and wanting to make her my baby mama.

I'm leaving you this weekend unless you start acting like you used to.
I get that your brain is messed up but if I'm not staying with things like this.

>>34903325
Initials? Xplain.

In the darkness comes
another, another.

>>34950782
>>tfw just came to an 841 lb woman

Americans everyone

all your worst fetishes will always be there in the back of your mind.

>>34950814

I know, far too skinny, practically pedo looking.

1000lbs is the minimum for even being considered attractive.

I too need this.

I wish I could help you, I really do. I have amazing sleep. All my life I've slept like a baby and still do. Sleeping this good is the one thing keeping me sane and keeps me in a good mood

I feel really bad for people who don't have this. But I don't know how to help

Are you eating properly? What are the conditions around you?

>>34950179
Nothing helps me sleep like weed honestly
>inb4 lol dudeweed
ill smoke a bowl before bed and pass right out

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>>34949980
>company over
>out of piss bottles
>piss out window

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>parent's have a clean enough house to have someone over
you'l have yours soon enough, nerd.

>>34950104
>the company is a city inspector

You got it man get that sweet baptized anus

>>34949813
(before anyone comes here saying HUR DURR NORMIE, the church is the only place I can go to and not feel 100% out of place, please respect)

Be assertive

take her out to eat and just treat her like a human being
dont let the "shes a washed up roastie" mentality get to you
just keep it cool and maybe after a few dates you could fuck her who knows

I got faith you can achieve anon

Now you have a friend, you can keep him as a pet anon, they're friendy and cute

>>34949766
MOUSE'D

It's over NEET boi, comfy rooms belong to us

>>34949766
It's a rat anon, really, stop acting like he has a gun and its pointing at you

Really haven't you watched Ratatouille?

>>34949725
>Be retarded
>Get free government money
>Be drain on society until you die

>>34949725
http://imgur.com/a/OyOid
asdf

>>34949767
>drain on society
Society is a drain on the earth you wagecucking fuckwad

I got a friend who's sort of a loser and he got laid through happn once. He's also met some girls from Tinder. Not very attractive, but passable. I don't know how he does it cause he sucks at meeting girls IRL.

I've tried, too, but I've never even got a date. Guess he has a little more social awareness than me.

>>34949701
I fucking hate it when roasties shit on "nice guys". They always do it in the meanest, most catty fashion, too. If a guy has low confidence, give it to him straight. You don't have to be a manipulative cunt about it.

>women being salty about not getting Chad's hand in marriage and taking out their frustrations on betas

Shit like this makes me want to go MGTOW.

>inb4 nice guy
I'm not a virgin

yeah its more to do with

>round, beta eyes with soft, feminine brows
>long philtrum
>small mouth
>bad skin
>pencil neck
>weak chin and no jawline

he looks like motherfucking waldo.

>>34949697
>free
good goy

>>34949697
FUUUUUUUUCK MY PRIME FREE TRIAL RAN OUT REEEEEEEE

>>34949697
>american comics
>good
HA

Unexplainable to parents

>>34949690
Expensive and they can't move

the mold is rotten