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How do you get a girlfriend like pic related?

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How do you get a girlfriend like pic related?
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>>34924164
Hate to burst your bubble kid, but they're bigger Chad fuckers than you think.
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>>34924164
You mean, with perfectly done hair, make-up, trimmed eyebrows and a brand new outfit that's supposed to make her look like a hikikomori for a picture?

No idea.
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>>34924182
This. That girl is gorgeous even when she's dressing like a slob.
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>>34924182
This. Ciara is a perfect example.
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>>34924164
Have money and the best drugs in town
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Start doing heroin and surround yourself with heroin users, a gf like that will come naturally
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>>34924164
>watching the breakfast club
>the robot girl goes for the chad at the end
like pottery
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>>34924164
You'd be her practice bf at best.
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>>34924164
>bad boy
The more degenerate version of chad. You know, the guy that constant got in trouble in school, did drugs, and probably dropped out.
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>>34924164
Try writing people's names in a Death Note to lure her out
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>>34924164
I'm wearing the exact same shirt.
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>>34924523
Are you a girl? Would you let me eat your ass?
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>>34924565
No, Yes

originaIi
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>>34924565
No and yes.

Originally
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>>34924454
Holy shit my sides r gone bruv
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>>34924164
>Those eyebrows

She's a model or aspiring one

No slob girl cares about makeup
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>>34924665

i've never seen shaved and drawn on eyebrows look good. it's just blatantly unnatural. bronze-tanned skin, bleach-blond hair, two inch nails tier gaudy

women spend so much time on this shit and even aspire to make it a career; how are they so bad at it
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>>34924269
>Robot girl
>Robot
>Girl
>
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>>34924164
they're mega sluts. They fuck chads and boast about being pumped and dumped. Slob girls who put little effort into appearances have dirty used cunts.
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>>34924164
>tfw no psychopath gf to hurt and abuse you
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>>34925174
I know that feel bro. It's all I want.
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threads like these remind me why i should never put effort into helping /r9k/ with woman issues. you guys hate females

anyways, that girl looks like she's high. just smoke pot and find yourself a 420-friendly gf.
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>>34925246
This will probably end with robots getting weed for a girl and her chad bf.
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I'm in the same boat, OP. I just want a girl who wears all black and rides a skateboard.
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>>34924221
This is accurate. Also be fit and act abusive since she obviously has no self respect.
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>>34924454
Underrated as all hell. well done my man
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OP I sort've had a girlfriend like that.

She was new to HS, came from being home-schooled, was a total weirdo but looked a lot like your pic. She would hiss at people and sit alone in the back of the class. I slowly got to know her and popped the question sr yr (two yrs later).

She was just perfect... but by the end of the year, I was moving across the US so we called it off :(
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>>34924269
pretty accurate desu fampai
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>>34924164

Stacy without makeup.

Ie. Female equivalent of Chad with glasses.

Ie. Op you're retarded. She's fucking chad.
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knock on my bed room door
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>>34926697
>knock on my bed room door
where is that?
post skype and i will
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>tfw no legitimately unattractive hiki gf
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>Meet cute girl in psych ward
>Seems really nice
>Borrows my t-shirt
>Leave before her because they moved me to another ward
>Forget her name
>Never found her again
>This was about four years ago now
End my miserable existance
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>>34924164
>Fell for a girl who dressed like this in a class
>Finally got the courage to talk to her after class
>Surprisingly went very well. Didn't ask out but made a great first impression
>Look her up on FB
>She's a fucking complete Stacy in a sorority

Pic related. I was conned.
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>>34926902
man, this must be the absolute worst feel.

have you considered talking to the people at the psych ward? is this facility in your community?

is the t-shirt at all recognizable (does it have anything printed on it, a stain, etc.)? The people on leddit really like to feel good about themselves trying to find missing persons, maybe if you tell them your story they'll help.
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>>34924182
This.
Just look at the Breakfast Club. Qt goth chick gets a chad, the nerd gets nothing.
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>>34924454
top kek m8 well deserved

+1
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>>34924164
Be in high school
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>>34927078
I sent a mail to someone, but got no response. I'm guessing they're not supposed to encourage psych patients trying to find someone else from there. Privacy etc.

Nah I doubt it, it was just a charcoal gray t-shirt with the transformers logo on it.

Even if I did find her though, I feel like it would be awkward, because I haven't really done anything at all with my life since then, and I feel like I've become a worse person to be around.
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>>34924217
pls elaborate further
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>>34925861
She was prettier before the transformation
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>>34924193
she's a mental institution (or at least she's supposed to be)
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>>34924164
Trust me you don't want to. She must smell bad too.
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>>34927850
hnnngghhh smelly girls turn on me so much.

But yeah, even girls like this fuck Chads. Mostly drunk Chads if these girls manage to leave the house.
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>>34924164
>Hate life
>Do drugs
>Run out of money
>Do more drugs
>Family gets sick of you and kicks you out
>Wander the streets doing crime for drugs
>Get caught stealing from a wholefoods
>Family gets worried once you get caught
>Set a plea deal for mandatory rehab instead of jail
>Meet an emotional wreck of a woman there
>See she has no plans to get any better and bond over it
>Upon release from the program begin a relationship of co dependency and self destruction until one of you dies

Or go talk to some girl that is sleep deprived, and hope she doesn't ignore you completely.
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>>34924269
well to be fair the chad is 5'4''

>post yfw the manlet gets the wierd girl
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>>34924182
I don't mind, they can cuck me anytime they want, they can fuck any chad or jamal they like i just need their love
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>>34928715
This sounds unbeliveably comfy though
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>>34928715
Robots lack the fortitude to fully get into this lifestyle. We're too addicted to the internet.
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So here's a story all about how my friend and his girlfriend
>they were both in hospital
>friendo is in because serious allergic reaction to something
>potential gf is there because nervous brekadown
>he gets better fast but has to stay, so wanders around
>mets the girl and does what any chad would do and console her to get pussy access
>girl gets addicted to it
>follows her like a puppy for 8 years, sucks his dick any time, provides for him, pays his debts for him for shady people
>friendo cheats on her all the time with other girls
>after 8 years it becomes too obvious and she finally leaves him
>friendo picks one of his fuckbuddies with similar qualities and marries her
>they make a child
>friend go working as a truck driver between countries
>he is away for months
>wife is home alone
>he fucks bitches left and right at every stop
>the end
Aaand that is why you never even get the bottom girls.
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>>34929431
What country are you from? Mental hospitals like what you're describing don't exist in the US anymore.
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Rehab, or the psyche ward.
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>>34928715
lol i know a guy who ended up like this, i don't think he met any druggie qties though. He's ugly as shit and his personality is beyond obnoxious and annoying. He reminds me of gollum from the lord of the rings

I actually started hanging out with him, smoking weed together, prowling the streets at night in the hopes i will get in with the cool druggie people and meet some druggie qts for myself, but that was a huge mistake, that guy should be put in a fucking cage, he annoys everyone and acts like an animal around women, starts making weird noises and gives them a weird look, he even started jacking it off in front of me once, god damn
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>>34929430
I dunno, this guy >>34926201 seems like hes on the right track to getting a co dependency overdose mate in no time.
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>>34925469
>tfw I've done that before
Thought I was gonna smoke with this cute girl... instead she met up with me for 2 minutes, took my weed, then smoked with her Chad bf.
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>>34929502
I'm from eastern europe, Hungary. It wasn't an exclusive mental hospital just a big hospital. Here, people tend to see mental problems as epic memes of attention whoring and it doesn't get much focus. We only had one exclusive mental hospital in the capital city but it was closed many years ago because muh "uselessness". Since then hospitals try to solve it the best they can. This lead to more 'epic memes' like people lighting themself on fire on the top of bridges then jumping off, women throwing off their children of buildings and my favorite when hospitals keep people chained to the wall because they don't have enough manpower to superwise them.
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>>34929915
>some underage stacy sees me walking out of liquor store with wraps
>"um hey, can you buy me one?"
>'you got money?'
>"no."
>'you going to atleast share then?'
>"yeah sure."
>buy the cunt a wrap with my money
>go back out
>she has two other cunts with her
>about to hand it to her and ask where she wants to burn at
>"oh, um, yeah, I forgot, it's my friends and it's not alot."
>'oh, sorry to hear that.'
>pocket the wrap and walk away
>"uhhhhhhhh"
>still walking away
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>>34930000
I had to read that three times to realized you weren't talking about wraps as in the sandwich alternative.
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>>34930076
heh, you're ok, anon
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>>34929430
dammit fuck you

oregano
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>>34924164
I know a girl like that. She was gang raped during a school dance. Girls like that only go for Chad:Optional Boss Version
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Druggie girls go for druggie chads. It's as simple as that,OP. Lowering your already garbage standards isn't going to help.
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>>34924217
t. Will
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>>34929551

>He reminds me of gollum
>even started jacking it off infront of me
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>>34924164
They don't exist, and if they dress like that they're far uglier from hard drug use
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>>34930707
this, these types are only pretty in the face. her bod is a fucking trainwreck though
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Just play her this song. She'll be on your dick in no time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCLUy6Y_lDM
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>>34924164
From the looks of the picture, a mental institution?
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>>34924164

That's the hot emo chick from Victorious, the nickelodeon series.
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>>34924164
Ask Santa , anon-san.
Merry Christmas!
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>>34924164
tumblr
emo / scene sites
local shrink
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>>34924182

they fuck chads but very specific kinds. if this girl is a normie she probably wouldnt have very discerning taste past looks / charm, etc. if she's "alt" or kind of weird she'd never fuck a traditional chad frat bro type but probably a cool and incredibly handsome tall and skinny white dude who makes industrial noise music and wears all black. girls like this dont waste their time on normal chads but go after these cool artist types who fuck them and then quickly ghost them. ik girls like this. they're addicted to this type of guy. the guy is so handsome and constantly praised for his coolness and creative projects that he can fuck an unlimited number of these girls and doesnt care abt any of them at all.
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>>34934532
It's like the more sociopathic you are the higher your chances are of getting nice things.

Why oh why was I cursed to be an INFP.
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>>34924454
KEK nice observation.
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>>34924331
>m-maybe I can be your practise bf tonight
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>>34934559

these guys have way more sexual capital than these girls do tho. they would all want him to be their bf but these guys are so ascended that their ideal woman is either so successful and impressive and smart that its unrealistic he'll find her or they've regressed into wanting a 10/10 model trophy gf and these girls are only 8/10s.

these girls would want this type of guy to be her BF but he'd never do it. If you're a 7/10, good taste, smart, charming OR funny, and have a robust and fashionable hobby (poetry, non EDM music, reading lots of Derrida, etc.) you're BF material for these types of girls and if you're smart and interesting enough you could honestly probably be the BF of a 9/10 petite print-model who wants to date someone "interesting".

This is what the guys on /fa/ go for, for the record. A few of them get there and end up dating petite 8/10 + models and stuff.
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>>34934842
>and have a robust and fashionable hobby (poetry, non EDM music, reading lots of Derrida, etc.)
Does reading lots of Dosto count?
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>>34924164
>slobby girl wearing make up and nail varnish
ok
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>thinking there is a girl that wouldn't fuck Chad
I know you don't want to believe that. Neither do I, but the truth is: Every woman would trade you for Chad.

Every one of them.
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>>34935239
Why aren't all men like this?

I personally would never trade a girl I truly love with a much higher status, prettier or more sexually adventurous woman.
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>>34935289
Well, we're not that much better really. We're more useful though.
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>>34924164
STOP POSTING MY WAIFU
muted for 2 seconds
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>>34924164
who is she supposed to be?

>drug addict
>mental ward patient
>fembot
>emo chick
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>>34928715
this sounds like my dream life, I have been dreaming about this kind of scenario to happen since I was 16
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>>34924164
I had three girls like this. QTs with psychological issues. And I can tell you one thing: its a robot meme that this is supposed to be cool in any way. I guess the story is that they are particularly sensitive and understanding and you can take care of them or something. Its not. A girl with serious issues is a constant source of trouble and worry. My current gf has all sorts of issues and its fucking exhausting. I love her very much but I find myself sometimes reminiscing about the days when I had a normal well adjusted gf.
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>>34935778
what are the most common issues with these damaged goods QTs? I know daddy issues, but I'd like to hear a very specific example, if you'd be so kind pls
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>>34935935
Not him but I've been in a similar situation. It's an exhausting emotional rollercoaster. One minute she'll be totally happy and then the next she could be sobbing for no apparent reason. My ex had major anger issues and it just wore me out.
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>>34935935
fear. if you are not somewhat stable, well adjusted and self confident you end up being scared of everything. that general problems leads to a fuckton of over shit you constantly have to deal with.. for example ..

>the fear of not being enough
constant worry you break up with them for some stupid reason or the other, constant worry you are not fit as a couple leading to constant debates about this imaginary issue, constant worry you don't find them attractive, potentially leading to constant worry you find other girls more attractive, constant worry sex isn't good enough, leading to constant debates about that issue too, constant fucking relentless self-depriciation, constant fear of not being taking seriously enough, constant fear they cause too much trouble for you to take leading to constant fucking 'it would be better for you if we break up so i dont break your heart' bullshit nonsense discussions,

constant trouble because various non-issues become issues ..
meeting friends becomes trouble cause of fear they may not like her
meeting family becomes trouble cause of fear they may not like her
going out or doing any fun thing becomes trouble because of one stupid fear or the other
fear of moving in together, fear of planning future, fear of going on vacation, fear of borrowing money, fear of fucking everything

the fear of causing too much trouble - which is of course a self fulfilling prophecy and then leads to the problem that you cant really address any of these issues because then they see their fears coming true

and then none of this is necessary because i really love her, i find her incredibly attractive, our sex is great, she is otherwise uncomplicated, all my friends and family are chill.. in short, we could be a great couple and have a chill and uncomplicated life together ..

which makes all this fucking shit that. much. more. frustrating.

and no, i cant take the fear away. its a mental illness, ingrained in all her thoughts
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>>34935239
I've met a few girls who hate Chads. They were actually into nice guys. I will admit that they were definitely in the minority, but they do exist.
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>>34935935
>cutters
>eating disorder (anorexia/bulimia)
>very low self esteem
>constantly seek approval from men
>clingy and attention-hungry
If these girls didn't exist, I'd probably still be a virgin.
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>>34936278
I don't understand why Chad is usually synonymous with mean bully on here. Most "Chads" I've met are total bros.
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>>34936344
Because they pull mad tail and robits are hella jealous of that.
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>>34935935
one thing that makes them particularly troublesome is that after a while, they fuck you up too.. cause you are frequently in these extreme emotional situations you ask yourself all the time if you could have done something better, if you should have said something different, if you are doing the right thing, if you could be more sensitive, if you could cheer her somehow, if any of this is your fault and so on and so forth

so its not just a matter of having someone sad and dealing with it as if that was somehow unconnected from yourself but you constantly have to question yourself and your own actions and it will lead to exhaustion and self-doubt and maybe guilt sooner or later
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>>34928715
To everyone idealising this life go for it.
I was a heroin addict for 3 years. Got into a relationship with junkie qt, both of us looked pretty good and took care of ourselves, for as far as a junkie could. I did work thou, she was my world. We lived in a social appt she got and would get hugh everyday on my money thou. Scrape together money for dope and live off spaghetti, cookies, ice cream and all kinds of cheap shit. Everyday was lovely. Then one day we got into a huge argument about quitting, we always dreamed about it together and would often try and fail. We were as toxic fir eachother as we loved eachother. I end up going away for a few days, should've known not to, she was not doing well. Go back to her appt to talk. Find her dead, she shot up as much as she could and slit her wrists. I quit heroin. 5 years later I'm almost done with college, have a new normal gf, my family loves me again.
I hate life.
Everyday I want to be with her again.
It's my fault.
I just want to be a druggie again and anuggle up to my codependent druggie gf.
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>>34936326
>>34936092
>>34936436
>>34936092

How the fuck do I meet chicks like this? I don't even care that they're damaged or insane, I just want contact.
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go to an insane asylum
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>>34924164
mental hospital, by the looks of it.
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>>34937018
Pretty much just start hanging out at alt clubs and bars. I know they're crazy but god tatted up alt girls are so fucking sexy.
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>>34937069
>alt bars

I would look so fucking out of place in those places

>blond hair
>blue eyes
>bright as fuck beard
>generally happy and chat everyone up

I'm pretty sure I'd get beaten up or something
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>>34937069
Any other places?
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be tall with an average face
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>>34937069

I think you mean fucking gross
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>>34936823
I didn't ask for dem feelz.
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>>34928715
I want this so freaking bad.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!
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>>34924164
i watched that whole movie to get to that scene. 2/10 wouldnt ever watch again. id obliterate liz though.
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>>34940738
STOP POSTING MY WAIFU LAST WARNING
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>>34934532
>that soul crushing feel when you could have been this but you turned out to be a filthy manlet


I want to die, let me fucking die. Tonight, please, no more. I want out.
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how do I get a gf to bash the fash with lads
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>>34924164
spy on people who leave psych clinics/hospitals
pick out 3-4 to stalk and narrow down your list
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>>34930088
fucking slut, you know she waited there until a cuck bought her some though right?
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>>34941437
kill yourself communist subhuman nigger
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>>34940738
Could you give us the name of the movie please
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>>34924164
Holy shit, that was my outfit yesterday. I had on darker gray sweat pants and a thermal shirt. My hair was a mess too. Do guys actually like this? I don't have to try so hard, then.
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>>34943071
There's a little thing called reverse image search, it's even built into 4chan, jesus.
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>>34943173
sorry lad i'm on mobile
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>>34943187
No worries, although Clover also has built-in image searches.

The movie is Killing Daddy (TV Movie 2014)
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>>34943129
all guys care is that you look physically healthy
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>>34924182
First post is best post, as always.
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>>34943129
>Do guys actually like this?
Yes.
>I don't have to try so hard, then.
No, you don't. Be my gf, please.
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>>34943213
thank you mate

urinae in ore
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>>34924164
>get leg lengthening surgery
>become lanklet
>get any whore you want
>profit


or just kys
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>>34924164
Just get a girl and wait until she gets used to you and she'll start to dress/look like this.

Source: what I looked like after dating my current BF for 6 months.

Don't get me wrong, I dress up for him but when it's just a blah day this picture describes me perfectly
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>>34932923
>tfw ywn be a hot emo chick
>tfw trapped as a generic, brooding, anime-posting manlet forever

I just want to be pretty if I have to suffer. :(
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>>34943335
I'm 6'3 and kv, checkmate friend-o.
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>>34943240
no, you be my bf.
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>>34943475
>no, you be my bf.
Are you a girl? If so, fine.
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>>34941437
>have gf
>want to endanger her by opposing the people who want to keep her and your children safe

Why would you hate your gf?
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>>34943240
I can never tell when these posts are sarcastic or not. It reeks of desperation.
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How does one get a gf like this?
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>>34924164
They will not be rule 63 version of male neet social rejects if that's what you mean. They'll have plenty of guys orbiting them providing validation, sex and stuff. They're vain little princesses.
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>>34943501
Oh, okay. The last time I had any play people was in WP and they were wives, so I guess we were sort of lesbian couples.

And yes, I'm a girl. I'm black though, is that cool? The type of lesbian trio I was in it didn't matter because we never cybered or anything, because that would have been illegal at my age but we still had pretend kids and everything.
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Literally just lurk a mental hospital
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>>34943749
>And yes, I'm a girl. I'm black though, is that cool?
Yeah it's fine, where are you at?
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>>34943814
The midwest in America. Whoa, this is moving fast.
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>>34943606
I want to kiss those thighs
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>>34943606
you kys and then reincarnate as a fucking faggot
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>>34943839
That's really far from me, sorro.
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>>34943979
thats fine. You're still my bf on here. If I catch you around here with other gfs, I'm going to be mad.

jk.
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>>34944004
>If I catch you around here with other gfs, I'm going to be mad.
Okay that is very cute how possessive you "are." Please post skype.
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>>34943956
But then I'd want a bf, not a gf.
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>>34924454
top XD
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>>34924164
>those eyebrows

puke
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>>34941437
>bash the fash

lol you are an irredeemable faggot
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>>34924164
You don't.
You never will.
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>>34926954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKHxzfmAOY

Guess it was your LAST SUPRISE
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>>34924164
bitch looks like asa butterfield

lmao white """"""""""people""""""""""
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>>34924182
Someone post the ShindoL doujin
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>>34934532
sounds like you described me
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you mean my last 3 girl friends
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>>34948912
tell us more or get off my board
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>>34948918
all 3 of my last gfs have diagnosed mental illness combined total from just one was like 7 diagnoses they were on almost every med the average person gets but none of them work on her

she was a real qt and she would let me do whatever I wanted with her (except fuck her too hard cause it hurt her or something) it was awesome I lived out every porn fantasy with her anyway she went too nuts to stay with me and she "freed" me I don't mean to sound like it was just about sex she was really cool and I could talk about anything with her

gf before that i met in a mental ward we were together 4 years but no sex i was really bad back then im a lot better now socially

current gf is prolly gonna be my wife but its over the net right now :/ she is crazy af but still functions i get to see her dark side though it's honestly really crazy how normal someone can be on the outside when on the inside they are messed up
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>>34948993
>I lived out every porn fantasy with her anyway
Go on
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>>34949032
it doesn't feel right telling people the details of our sessions

one time she wore socks like these and it was amazing
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>>34949200
>Blueballed on /r9k/
I never thought I'd see the day. Thanks for nothing faggot
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>>34949220
I can post images
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>>34934532
>(Me)
The post.
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>>34937118
>happy
>on /r9k/
wat r u doin
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>>34943129
Further proof that women can just exist and have faggots flocking toward them. Betas make me fucking sick.
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can a crazy femanon just be my fucking gf
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>>34934532
The biggest pussy slayers I know aren't frat bro chads, one literally looks like a vampire and has tons of tattoos and the other is a weirdo who makes sad boi electronic music. Tons of "alternative" chicks fuck them. They mostly wear black. All black is either extremely cool or you look like a retard.
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>>34924217
REEEEEEEEEEEEE don't talk shit about eliza
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>>34926311
>Stacy without makeup
>without makeup
look again
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>>34949472
Guess what. She's just a dumb whore who views you as nothing more than a pathetic beta orbiter. You know it's true.
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>>34929551
>He reminds me of gollum
Made me cough uncontrollably from laughing 10/10
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>>34924454
fucking kek

origanano
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>>34924164
By being an "edgy chad"
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