BDSM Imouto, where are you

Last time I spoke with her, she was in a deep depression due to the job search and other....Life issues.

That was over a week ago

>>34917354
Well maybe you should be a good brother and try to cheer her up

>>34917307
Kids and stuff is too much. I might be legally an adult but I'm not one at all. I can't take care of anyone, no way. We also have too much life ahead of us it isn't worthwhile to do real stuff like that. I like her a lot, I absolutely love her, but I'm not like madly in love with her and wanting to make her my baby mama.

>>34917398
Not right this moment, but if things escalate between you two and in ten years she says she wants to have your kids.

>>34917423
Well ten years from now is a long time. That's more than half of the life I've lived so far. I have no idea how I would feel. Like in the really specific hypothetical situation that you're suggesting where I'm in love with her like that then sure. I'm not there at all right now.

>>34917372
I'm not her brother. Just your average anal guy

>>34917474
Oh, you were talking about BDSM Imouto. My bad.

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>>34917282
I hate this thread more everytime it's posted.

As I post all I see is "new thread" fucking hell, I'll just copy and paste it

>>34916684
I'm alive, barely. I've been sick as shit and it's killing me, I was able to work up the strength to get out of bed and go over to the daycare, they said they might lose a person or two soon so they'd keep me in mind and had me fill out a form and shit. I was sort of passive aggressively told that most places, including there, had a way to apply online, but since I was there I may as well take the to full everything out so if they do need me all the paperwork is out of the way. Conveniently some kid was in the office with a paper cut and I was talking to him a little bit about how bad paper cuts are and shit, so I hope someone saw that when he left he called me pretty and I don't care if it's a toddler it's nice to hear
Now I'm back in my bed, half wanting to die if it gets rid of the pain sound in my ear, I feel like I'm on a plane and when I swallow it makes a popping sound

Pedos out pls
We don't want you here

I'm fine, but I won't be in about 45 minutes. Apparently not emailing my sister back made her so worried that she decided to skip work and is now on her way to our house. Help me.

>>34918283
Is Emma home?

>>34918311
Nope, she's at work. I texted her asking if she could come home early, no response yet.

>>34918283
Just be honest with her man. Don't dig this hole deeper. Otherwise it'll be worse when it caves in

I refuse to believe that an 8 year old kid cooked a meal and then made out and mutually masturbated. It's just not plausible

>>34918414
Honestly I was prepared to sit down with her and Em and be honest about everything, but I dunno what I'll do if she shows up before Em and demands answers from me.

>>34918386
Were gonna miss you pat!

>>34917565
Hope you feel better soon and good luck with the job thing.

>>34918283
>Apparently not emailing my sister back made her so worried that she decided to skip work and is now on her way to our house.
We meme magic'd Pat's death. Welp.

What are you gonna say?

>>34918531
Just open up with how she said you could tell her anything and that she cares about you both

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>>34918531
Be honest. Be strong. You love her. You have no desire to end this, nor does she. You need to remain strong in the face of this, if this is in fact the path you want for your life.

Just be aware: there will be consequences for this action. But you seem like a strong person Pat. I know you'll do what is best for you and Em

A boy is currently visiting my sister and it's pretty funny. She has a few more days until she's on crutches so I've been spending a lot of time at her friend's house because I can handle moving her around a lot. So I was hanging out with her in their guest room which is temporarily her bedroom. This guy comes to see her and so I carry her out into the living room and I think I've intimidated this kid so much he's sitting as far away as possible from her and is barely looking at her. She's also pretty intimidating herself though, being 5'9", pretty much looking like a model, and her sarcasm. I've been helping around the house and he just looks terrified and she keeps giving me this look like "Why is this guy here?" He seems like a alright guy though, not really her type. He's probably friendzoned or something.

>>34918647
>This guy comes to see her and so I carry her out into the living room and I think I've intimidated this kid so much he's sitting as far away as possible from her and is barely looking at her.
Well done, scare all the vultures away from your sister.

>>34918283
Rip pat we'll miss you man. Hope she ends it quickly.

>>34918602
That's exactly as far as I've gotten in terms of planning for this. No idea what I'll say next.

>>34918607
I feel like you're overestimating me, I've been known to cry like a bitch under pressure. And the thought that my big sister might hate me when all this is done isn't helping with that at all.

But thanks, I guess. I'll just try my hardest not to fuck everything up even more I guess.

>>34918863
It could actually work in your favor if you do start crying

>>34917565

Sound like an outer ear infection. You should get that checked if you can. Those infections can be persistent and cause a shitton of pain.

>>34918910
Crying on her shoulder actually sounds awful nice right now, too bad I'm terrified of her at the moment.

She'll be here any minute, assuming she made good time. No response from Emma. Fuck.

>>34919125
She won't hurt or hate you. Let your emotions flow freely.

>>34918600
Thanks but I'm half hoping they never call so I can't say I never tried
>>34918935
Really? That's shitty, thanks

>>34919125
Pat ask that she waits for Em to get home

>>34918770
He seemed fine. To be honest it didn't really seem like he would ever try anything. I can relate being someone who spills spaghetti a lot too.

On a kind of unrelated note

It seems like she isn't slowing down when it comes to trying to show affection. I sat next to her after he left and the first thing she did was kiss me on the cheek and hug me. She always gives me these really deep looks and stares into my eyes. I'm starting to worry she might not give up on doing stuff with me once her life calms down. I also took her to the hospital earlier as real physical therapy is starting. The flirty nurse came to see us and the looks my sister was giving her when she wasn't looking were hilarious. At one point I was trying out these leg rotation things and moving my sister's leg around. The nurse came up behind me and put a hand on my back and another on my arm. My sister just about instantly made me move because she apparently wanted a hair tie that exact moment.

>>34919426
Holy shit, she IS yandere imouto

>>34919426
>I'm starting to worry she might not give up on doing stuff with me once her life calms down.
Why did you even think she would 'calm down'?

Also talk to her, ask her when did those feelings start showing up it looks like you're just assuming they started when you took her in.
I don't think just waiting this off will work or just give in.

>>34919611
I think it was reasonable to assume that a girl that grew up without her father, in a toxic household, with an alcoholic mother, and having to survive being malnourished and seemingly having some mental health issues was acting out of confusion instead of truly wanting it.

We haven't established that those feelings are there, when she first tried to kiss me I decided to act like I thought she was confused and allowed her an opportunity to brush it under the rug. From her perspective I don't appear to think that she's feeling anything. Because of that I don't think it's really safe to bring it up directly at least.

I'm not giving in, she's capable of so much more than being tied down to me. I don't have the things she deserves.

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>>34919845
You save her from a toxic home. You care about her mental and physical we'll being. You nurse her back to health after. Catastrophic injury.

And you think you're not a catch?

>>34919845
From her perspective, you're basically her knight in shining armor

ITT: roleplaying weeb autists

>>34919845
Well when you put it like that I guess it was reasonable, but still I think the way you're just brushing off the situation is wrong. You should really talk to her about this after she finishes healing.

>>34919901
Yeah I'm doing everything I can but she deserves basically heaven on earth. I can't really give her that and don't think that it's my job to. I look at myself like a springboard. I'm going to set her up to have the best possible life she can, being here with me won't cut it.

>>34919945
I know that but I'm a knight in shining armor with a garbage job and not much of a future.

According to a nurse she was begging the EMTs to call me when she was in the ambulance. I know how much she relies on me.

>>34920000
I just don't want to cause anymore problems for her and make her think that I don't want to care for her or anything. I'm worried that I'll mess up the whole thing and make her feel like a burden or something.

>IC got D pregnant and they eloped

>>34920161
I dunno man. It sounds to me like you're doing a pretty damn good job of giving her a fantastic life. Heaven is an unrealistic goal.

Also:. There's a LOT more to life and the measure of a person than their job, the home, or thier status in life

>>34920161
>she deserves basically heaven on earth
Maybe 'heaven on earth' for her means being with you, even if it's not in a relationship.
Also this >>34920244

>>34920161
What if the best possible life she can have includes having you by her side?

>Em get's home.
>First thing she sees is Pat's cum dripping out of her sister's pussy.

>>34920862
More likely a knife sticking out of his chest and his severed genitals in his mouth

Pat's fine. He's probably crying into his older sister's shoulder at this very moment.

TFW when pat is getting knifed by his Onee-san RIGHT NOW.

>>34920981
>>34921221
yfw Em wasn't answering the phone because their Onee-chan killed her first.

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>>34921340
Oh fuck nigga....Brutal..

RIP Pat.
You will be missed.

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Looks like we could use an evening love tap

Well Pat's dead, guess all our sex stories are gonna come from...Hm, not Bearguy, not Lucy, not Laura, bdsm is busy, not HSG
Welp, blueballs it is

>>34922544
We still have college girl, oh wait she doesn't greentext, well what about protective?

These threads aren't about lewd greentexts. They're about strengthening/reforming familial bonds. Lewd greentexts just happen to be a byproduct.

>>34922623
I want to believe I saw college girl at my college the other day. Was a very petite girl, could easily have passed for very young. Brown should length hair, kinda boyish, walking with 3 other guys and one who looked like a Chad but ignoring her as if she was just his little sister.

>>34922544
Well...Since no one wants my furry porn

>>34922707
What state?
>>34922832
No anal guy

It's not like it's hard to find time for 4chan when there's a crisis on your hands or anything.

Making this quick, I'm supposed to be in the shower. Long story short, I was right about the crying, but in the end she cried more than me. She didn't agree to wait for Emma, she wanted to hear everything from me. I pretty much immediately told her we've been dating since december and that the Valentine's thing was a dumb thing Em came up with. She was quiet to the point that I was losing my mind, eventually I pulled the "You said I could tell you anything" card, and told her we've been having sex. She grabbed my shoulders and yelled things I barely remember, lots of swears I've never heard her use. I slumped over and wished I was dead, she let go and started sobbing. I just said I was sorry over and over, she said something I didn't really hear, somehow she ended up cradling my head on her chest while we both cried. Em came home when we were just starting to calm down, our sister excused herself and went to the bathroom, Emma asked what happened, I just said "I told her", Emma covered her face and curled into a ball on the couch next to me. She was in the bathroom for fucking forever, she eventually came out and said she's staying the night because none of us are in a state to talk right now. Emma said that's fine but she wants to talk anyway, she shoo'd me out of the room and told me to get ready for bed, and now here I am in the bathroom.

I want to die.

>>34923302
OH SHIT SON!!!!!
The fucking tension is real!
Did she say anything about how you should break up or something?

>>34923302
Now's the perfect time to bring up your crush on your older sister.

>>34923302
Best of luck pat. You can make it through this

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>>34923302
Well gentlemen, it was fun while it lasted

>>34923517
But I don't want to get off Pat's wild ride.

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>>34923555
Neither does Emma

>>34923571
Fine I laughed.

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>>34923677
Pat didn't

>>34923302
Why you two idiots told her goddam

>>34923302
It seems as if will be fine. I'm sure your sister will come to accept it.

Hope you best of luck Pat. Your makes my grind more bearable.

>>34923302
Wait, Pat's only been dating since December? I got on Pat Wild Ride late, and I always thought you guys have been together forever.

Well, take care Pat; be cautious and realistic--you know how young love goes--but also be optimistic. Hoping the best for you.

I wonder how long I can sit in the bathroom playing shitty phone games before someone comes looking for me.

>>34923380
She went from questions to quiet to screaming to crying, so no.

>>34923417
Oh yeah, I'm sure reminding her that my sister lust isn't exclusive to Em would be a good idea right now.

>>34924097
Emma would tell you we've been together forever, minus when she was living with her shitty roommate. But yeah, we started doing very unsiblinglike things in december.

So, who's taking bets on what Pat's older sister does?

I bet she tries to intervene and get the two to stop.

>>34924471
Well you and Em won't be sleeping together tonight, I bet

>>34924515
I guess that means Pat's going to be sharing a bed with the other sister.

>>34924471
The worst that can happen is Emma gets her wish, and you two flee across the country with a child in her womb.

>>34924476
true love is always tested by fire

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i dont have a sister in real life but for my role playing game character i made it so he is making love to his sister.

I might have drawn in some of Pats story as well as BSDM and bear guy.

Everyone at the table now things Im some kind of sister fucker

Thanks guys for giving me a fetish i didnt even know i had

>>34924784
It's your fault if you tell stories about fucking sisters in public, you dumb autismo.

>>34924848
I honestly have no regrets. It was worth it completely.

I wish I had friends that loved me

>>34925387
Yeah...I wish I had buddies I could hang out with

>>34924471
Have you been hearing Em and your sister speak?
If not maybe they calmed down already.

>>34922707
>kinda boyish
Rude.

I was walking around with my brother today but we didn't have anyone else with us.

>>34926250
So is everything ok with you 2 now?

>>34926250
Did you talk with your brother about your relationship today?

>>34926294
We're okay. My pants are staying on for the time being though.

>>34926315
Not really.

So L came in late last night with more bags outside of her usual school stuff. She proceeded to rush to the bedroom telling me not to look.
>Yell up to her to see if she's already eaten.
>She has.
>L's taking her sweet time.
>Get curious enough to go look to see what she's doing.
>Head upstairs towards our bedroom.
>She must have heard me coming because the door swings open.
>L is standing there in a transparent negligee.
>Oh lord.
>First thing out of her mouth, L:"But I haven't had my dessert."
>I can't fucking stop laughing.
>Mood ruined.
>L is visibly annoyed and embarrassed.
>She's doing this adorable thing where she shifts her weight back and forth and tries to cover herself.
>I get up walk over to her.
>I hug her and tell her that she looks beautiful, but she should avoid the one liners.
>I think you know what happens next.
>She had a miffed look on her face the whole time.
>The look pretty much said, 'yeah I'm enjoying it but I'm still mad at you.'

L told me that she has something else in store for me but she'll share it when she's not mad at me.
She's sleeping on the couch right now, and I'm very tempted to go look for what she has planned.

>>34926716
I don't want to boss you around, but you need to have a proper talk with him about it soon.

>>34926738
Keep it a surprise, cuddle on the couch with her

>>34926738
>First thing out of her mouth, L:"But I haven't had my dessert."
KEK, you should have just whipped out your dick and tell her it's served,

>The look pretty much said, 'yeah I'm enjoying it but I'm still mad at you.'
Cute!

>>34926805
I probably wont go rooting around for it, I can wait.
Going to get some stuff done first. I'll just carry her to bed when I go to bed.

>>34926862
Her delivery just made me crack up. It's hard to do something witty when you're laughing so hard you can hardly breath.

I've been making fun of her since yesterday about it, which is probably not helping her mood at all.

>>34927005
Damm you're never going to see the surprise.

>>34926805
I know but he's seemingly kinda figured it out. The last time I tried to I just cried a bunch and didn't do any good. I'm not "in love" with him I just expected him to feel something and I didn't respond the way I thought I would. I just thought there would be at least something there. It's not really enough to cause a scene right now.

>>34927061
I understand. Whatever you're feeling, I hope it ends well for you.

>>34927022
She'll figure out some way to get back at me, she always does.

I already have two possible ideas as to what the surprise might be after seeing the first one.

>>34927204
>inb4 the surprise is a huge strapon and handcuffs

>>34927204
>inb4 It's a positive pregnancy test.

>>34922707
Also would you mind giving me a hint as to where you were so I can know whether or not I should just stop posting anything related to where I am and stuff.

>>34927268
One of those things is going into the trash, the other is going on her.
Hint: The cuffs are going on her.
Unlikely that's what it is.

>>34927277
I don't know how I'd react to that.
It's not as unlikely as I'd let to admit though. I haven't once used protection and she's not on any birth control.

>>34927061
What would you do if he just suddenly got a 'real gf'?

>>34927394
I don't know. That's a really hard question.

>>34927466
Are you 100% all you want is just sex? The way you always act in your updates makes it look otherwise.

>>34927061
Maybe he picked up on the vibe that, initially, you only wanted sex, so he kept himself at a distance emotionally. He's still your brother, so he probably cares about you a great deal already, and it's a no-brainer that he thinks you're beautiful. If that was the case, he may have been trying to respect you boundaries, and felt his love for you as far as a brother was obvious. If you open up and let him know how you feel, he may be willing to reciprocate.

Just wanted to know, how intimate are you two outside of sex? You mentioned you like to cuddle with him on the couch, but do you two kiss outside of when you are having sex? Have you become more open with each other in your conversations? Have you thought about going on a real date?

>>34927715
It's just the way he said it almost seemed like he forgot we were even siblings. I think that love as siblings is really strong in its own right. I guess I should have worded it as that I didn't want to act like boyfriend and girlfriend but add sex to what we already had.

>>34927720
We aren't really intimate. We just act siblings which has some touching and acting cute anyways. We haven't really had any relationship talks.

>>34927826
Aww, that's really sweet, in a way

>>34927826
I doubt he thinks any less of you since you two became physical. It really seems like he enjoys spending time with you outside of sex; he seemed pretty happy to just sit on the couch with you and watch the basketball game. The way he answered your question also seemed pretty nonchalant if he was saying he really doesn't care about you and expected you to take that answer at face value. It seems like you two really get along well. I guess I'm confused about what you are expecting from him. You may have to bring it up with him again and ask him to clarify his answer directly.

Another question if you don't mind: How would you have like him to have responded to your question?

>>34928261
I'm not sure, I was hoping for something though. I guess I was covering up that I wanted something emotional from him by convincing myself it would be a problem if he did have something.

I guess the bad news is that our sister is heavily insisting that Emma move in with her and her family until further notice. Also there isn't really any good news, except that our sister says she won't get anyone else involved with our situation because it'll just make things difficult.

The rest is a big confusing muddle. I finally rejoined my sisters in the living room, big sister asked me if I asked Emma to put all the blame on herself. I guess Em spent all or most of their talk trying to defend me again. Told her that's all on Em, but I stepped in and said I was the one who confessed first. Emma made a whimper that I never want to hear again and almost started crying, and insisted that I didn't do anything wrong. Our sister just looked exasperated. She brought up Em moving in with her, Emma just shook her head no and I said that's a bad idea, our sister got kinda mad and asked what the fuck she's supposed to do then. I said I'll keep taking care of Em, sister just put her hands on her face and said Em needs to move. Emma whimpered out a "Please don't tell dad", sister made her stance of that clear. Then she said again that we're in no state to talk and we should wait for the morning. She gave Em a hug and whispered something about being sorry about scaring her. She hugged me weirdly tight and said she doesn't know what to do with me, but she'll always love me. For some reason I blubbered out a "I don't deserve it", she just shushed me.

They're sleeping in Emma's room again, I'm all by my lonesome. I don't know what the fuck to do, I can't even think.

>>34928571
Just go to sleep. Talk it over with her in the morning, hopefully she'll be a bit more understanding.

>>34928571
>our sister got kinda mad and asked what the fuck she's supposed to do then
Nothing.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If she insists on doing something, ask her what the problem is.

>>34928571
Emmas probably crying, and your sister will see that and it may help to reinforce emma staying with you

>>34928504
That's what I was feeling from your post and why I asked about your intimacy outside of sex. It sound like you do want to advance your relationship, just not jump in the deep-end and run away together. I would suggest trying to do more intimate acts besides sex. Cuddle more, kiss more, joke more and just work on become more open about expressing yourself in front of him.

>>34928571
You had me scared there, Pat. I thought you we're going to spend all night in that bathroom and leave your sister to fend for herself. Despite how things may seem, I think it went pretty well. You avoided getting anyone else involved and your sister seems to still really care for you. The best thing to do is probably to do what comes naturally. Your big sis has a lot of questions and worries. Show her that you and Em really do get along and how natural your relationship really is. Just handle things as they come and be there for Em. She's going to need you now more than ever.

>>34928656
>go to sleep
Finally, some advice I have no qualms with. And yeah, I need to make a better effort to actually convince her it'll be fine to leave Em with me. Everything I thought I might say to her just kinda evaporated today for some reason. For example:

>>34928795
>ask her what the problem is
I wanted to ask that straight up, but I felt like it would've made her angrier or something. Tomorrow though.

>>34928804
Telling me Em might be crying is a good way to convince me to sneak into their bed to comfort her and get actually stabbed in the process.

>>34928912
I'll try my best.

>>34928962
There shouldn't be any sharp objects in Emma's room. Sneak in there and fall asleep cuddling them both.

>>34929015
I shouldn't listen to you, but fuck me I want to.

>>34929162
Do it. Give in. You need this.

>>34927349
I'm not that guy;

Based on past posts I'm pretty much 99% certain what university you attend. You should probably be a bit more discreet. I doubt you're really at risk so long as you don't reveal anything specific to your location. It's a very large university, it's probably pretty difficult to pick you out. Just be careful and don't make contact with anyone here outside of these threads.

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College Girl, as you seem to be just about the only person here who likes actually replying to questions thoroughly I have a few. They're a bit lewd though.

>What is your favorite position?
>What is your brother's favorite position?
>Does he make you cum?
>Do you like it when he's rough with you?
>Do you want him to be gentler or rougher with you?
>What's the most physically dominating thing he's done to you?
>Do the two of you exchange dirty talk?
>When it's all over how does he treat you?

Why am I still awake?

>>34929708
You're right. It is a large school and it would probably be at least somewhat of a challenge to find me specifically. Just about all anyone can do is possibly see me and just hope to themselves that it was me.

>>34929891
I really only do it because I want to reply but I feel bad for not greentexting that much. You guys are apparently used to a lot of greentexting, sorry I don't bring that aspect much. I just get drained from taking a creative license on things and I just can't help myself when it comes to greentexts.

>What is your favorite position?
That one.

>What is your brother's favorite position?
He really likes to have me in the prone position and grab my head.

>Does he make you cum?
I'm not really sure what an orgasm feels like. He's gotten me to a point where I don't feel like I can move and I just get extremely warm and tingly.

>Do you like it when he's rough with you?
yes

>Do you want him to be gentler or rougher with you?
I would be okay if he took it up a couple notches

>What's the most physically dominating thing he's done to you?
We were in the missionary position and he pressed one hand on my chest and lightly choked me with the other. He put so much weight onto me and was really just pounding me. I'm sure you could here the bed next door.

>Do the two of you exchange dirty talk?
He'll say dirty things to me, I'm usually quiet or moaning.

>When it's all over how does he treat you?
Like a queen. After he's done with me he puts me down and kisses my face all over. Then he lays next to me and holds me very gently. He likes to stroke my hair too.

>>34929708
I picked up on something too, if we're thinking of the same school it's too big for anyone to straight up find her, there's probably a thousand people there that fit her description, she's fine

>>34930559
Where is this university full of dwarves?

>>34930608
The Shire
Original

>>34930608
I'm not a dwarf

>>34930631
or a hobbit

>>34930741
Come on the set up was right there, it would've hurt if I didn't make the joke
Just maybe be a little more careful with what you post from now on, nothing about your school

>>34930741
Again, literally 2 inches away from being one.

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>>34917282
>tfw you can never go back in time and have a closer relationship with your onee-chan

>>34930804
>closer
How close are we talking?

>>34930759
Yeah I get it. I didn't even think that the stuff that I was posting would make it easy to figure out. Regardless I'm not a hobbit, I'm not hairy enough because of my asian side.

>>34930777
Those two inches that separate me from being a drawf still exist though. It doesn't matter how close I am if I'm not one anyways.

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>>34930936
But think of how much cuter you would be.

>>34930952
Being shorter or hairy? I don't think I would want either to be honest.

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>>34930981
>asian side
So both, yeah.

>>34930936
It was something really little
And only made the joke because I'm insecure about myself, and no one knows you're short on the internet
I'm sorry, I love you

>>34931000
I don't even know if I don't have much body hair from being asian. My genetic traits confuse me. I have light brown hair with a lot of body that's a lot more flow-y than asian hair. Yet at the same time I have single eyelids and a flat-ish nose. I wish I made sense.

>>34931009
It's okay. You can't really do anything about it so you just have to deal with it.

>>34931096
>hairy
I was talking more about pubes than anything else.

>>34931096
That actually sounds cool, like a cool mix of stuff
Funny story, in highschool I once went up to a small group of Asian guys and asked them if they shaved their legs or something, they were all wearing shorts I had this burning curiosity about it for some reason. When they all said no I just backed away and acted like it never happened

>>34931164
>guys
>shaving their legs
They're called traps.

>>34931129
Oh. I don't really bother with them. I just let do their thing, I'm sure I could try something though.

>>34931164
I shave my legs, sometimes it doesn't seem like there's anything to shave but asian hygiene habits are very strong.

>>34931194
That's why I was confused, I thought to myself "are guys shaving their legs now? Is that a thing?" Looked around, saw it was just the Asian guys, and I thought "that little group always has some weird trend thing they do" and I knew them fairly well since my school was really small and everyone knew everyone whether you wanted to or not
>>34931232
I still have to shave my legs, not very often than thankfully, I'll thank my mom for that
I shave down their though, it's just more clean to me, I know it's not really but I don't know I'm retarded

>>34931232
So the legends are true. You must have a veritable jungle down there.

>>34931232
How many days are you planning to survive without the onii-D

>>34930909
Just be more friendly with each other, we were always fighting.

>>34928571
First time poster but I felt the need to offer my PoV:
>our sister got kinda mad and asked what the fuck she's supposed to do
Literally deal with it. Nobody chooses the person they love, Em and You happened to fall in love for each other and that's it, no helping it.
If worst comes to worst you and Em can always run away for a while, right? 'cause I'd be fucking sad if your love story came to an end like this, seriously

>>34928571
Pat you and em need to tell how you two love each other

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>>34926738
You are our final hope p nii san

I wonder if Pat actually attempted the sister sandwich last night.

>>34933482
>Post yfw Bearguy comes back with sex stories

>>34934058
Yeah, when hell freezes over

>>34934068
>Post yfw everyone comes back with some good news then

>>34934117
Only when pigs fly.

>>34920161
>Living
>Not having a bf like this
What is the point

>>34934139
>Post yfw at least one person comes back with good news

>>34934182
Probably won't be IC.

Stop ruining my thread guys you're gonna make me cry

>>34934197
>Post yfw literally anything mildly positive happens to someone

>>34934241
This isn't /b/, quit being a faggot

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>>34934241
Well, I like the song I'm listening to.

>>34934274
I'll take it
Post a link or something

>>34934304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY

Never even played the game

>>34934348
I like it, but how'd you never play the game?

>>34934456
By not playing it? Not like you can't listen to the music outside of the game.

>>34934476
I'm just saying it was a really popular game, it was kind of hard to avoid

>>34934582
I didn't avoid it, I just don't have any consoles.

>>34934600
Ah, well if you ever have the chance give it a shot, it's fun

Seriously knock it off you're gonna push the thread to bump limit within a few hours with your bullshit

So turns out my dad had today off, so I went to his bed after I woke up. Funny I read the thread and apparently I posted earlier, I don't remember any of that but I guess it happened
He said he wants to do something today and not stay couped up in the house, no idea what though, I might find something really dumb
Also, K and I are finally gonna see John Wick 2 tomorrow

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Bump bump like a bumper car.

Hey guys, I had a relevant conversation with my sister and I don't know if it seems like it but I always really read and think about your responses to help me figure out what I want to do.

I was really hoping to explain to her that I wanted her to aim really high with her life. I told her that even though we're really poor she should consider college an option if she works hard enough. I told her I would take on as much of her debt as she needed to help her. I know she has a few years until college but I wanted her to understand now so she thinks that way in the future. She wanted to do her part and swore to get a job when her leg healed. I spent a while trying to tell her that she deserves the best and that I wanted her to have the best she could.

While I was telling her how I saw her. How smart she is, how beautiful, strong, capable, she started crying and so I stopped talking and readjusted her so she was laying down and let her lean against me and cry into my chest. I held her for a while until she wanted to say something. It was a big mess but I understood what she was trying to say. She was almost begging me to be with her forever. She even slipped out a "I don't care if you don't want me li-" then cut it off hoping I didn't notice.

I think she's growing a lot right now and realizing what I'm willing to help her do.

>>34936259
So, when are you giving her the onii-D

>>34936259
>I wanted her to have the best she could
All she wants is to be with you.
Even if it's not romantic, let her be with you as long as she wants, don't try to force her away from you.
Maybe you'll come around to see her in a romantic light, maybe not. Either way, if she wants you to be there for her and vice versa, then you need to let her stay with you and be with you as much as possible.

>>34931277
It probably makes it easier to manage. My man doesn't complain so I'm not going to change it.

>>34931293
Well that's rude, you don't know what my pubes are like. You're right, but it's still rude to make an assumption that they aren't beautiful naturally.

>>34931422
Probably not long. My roommate's going to a christian thing over the weekend, I can't see how we don't go a few rounds.

>>34934176
Honestly though HSG is a model of what a person should try to be. Anyone would fall in love with him if he did for them what he's doing for his sister.

>>34936664
>they aren't beautiful
You don't like jungles?

>>34936664
>My man doesn't complain so I'm not going to change it
Maybe he just doesn't want to sound rude. Ask him how he feels about your pubic hair next time you see him.

>>34936683
Most people don't like completely unkempt pubic hair. I just don't see the problem with it and don't think the time needed is worth it so I just let it grow how ever it wants to. Except when it crawls down my thighs I whack that part off when I'm shaving my legs.

>>34936728
I don't think he deserves an opportunity to decide how I handle my pubic hair right now. I'll do as I please with it until he can prove himself worthy of my attention to his desires again.

>>34936797
>I don't think he deserves an opportunity to decide how I handle my pubic hair right now. I'll do as I please with it until he can prove himself worthy of my attention to his desires again.
Real high and mighty coming from a 5 foot girl that burst into tears when her brother said they were just fucking

>>34936797
You mentioned single eyelid. Are you Korean? That's usually a Korean or Japanese thing, leaning more towards Korean

>>34936797
>until he can prove himself worthy of my attention to his desires again
From what you've posted, it sounds like you actually think you are the one that has to prove yourself worthy

>>34936797
>being this tsun

>>34936894
That's what I mean. I won't act like a princess until he treats me like one.

>>34936955
Yeah my dad's family is from Korea.

>>34936960
Mind reading isn't real, quit seeing what's in my head.

>>34936995
I call it sass, but tsun works too.

>>34936797
>I-It's not like I want him to ravage and choke and use me like a toy, I'm just doing it because he wants to. Baka!

>>34937060
>Family is from Korea

Oh, OK. That explains a lot about your personality

>>34936664
>My man
Cute
Well, we settled on bowling, and by "we" I mean have gave me 45 seconds to think of a better idea and loudly banged the counter every 10 so I couldn't even think

>>34936894
>>34936960
>>34936995
She realized that if she shaved her pubes, then any guy she did hook up with would probably think she actually is JB and that the party van was waiting outside.

>>34937060
You mentioned that you only had sex once before you started with your brother. Is there anything that you want to try or fetish you want to explore now that you have a constant stream of onii-dicku coming your way?

>>34937236
>hook up
>when she's got her brother

Shame on you.

>>34937236
Oh god, that's probably true, why didn't I think of that.
She's only been with 2 guys though, and she regrets the first one

>>34937071
It's no secret I like it when he uses me for what he wants sexually. Outside of bed I'm in charge though. At least I try to be.

>>34937180
Yeah we're a bit sassy and agressive.

>>34937236
Honestly though part of the reason I don't shave down there is because it's the only thing that makes me seem physically mature. I just don't like talking about that side of it because of insecurities and all.

Not really, I just know that I'm really submissive and pretty much willing to take anything he gives me and he's the opposite. I'm okay with that.

>>34937302
>Outside of bed I'm in charge though
>it's the only thing that makes me seem physically mature
Sounds like someone's compensating for their height.

>>34937302
>because it's the only thing that makes me seem physically mature.

whats your bra size?

>>34937413
She mentioned she's small, all around.

>>34937413
>whats your bra size?
26AA

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>>34937455
I've no idea how the letters and numbers work, but do they actually go that low?

>>34937455
Jesus Christ girl...Tell me you don't have pancake sized areolas

>>34937330
Okay, maybe I am. It's hard being physically a child and having to try and be an adult at the same time.

>>34937413
That's a little personal. But it's 30AA

>>34937455
Guess I'm going to have to starting tripping.

>>34937558
Nope, but they're there. I wear bras and bralettes mostly to stop them from poking through my shirt.

>>34937707
>bralettes
It's like you're literally a little girl.

>>34937707
26AA wasn't an original post.

Sorry, but it had to be done eventually. I did the same thing with Laura.

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>>34937760
Which post did you make?

>>34937760
Yep, but why?

>>34937829
If I didn't, someone else would have.
My posts were extremely mild compared to the infinite amount of stories others could have made up.

Did you and your dad already go bowling?

>>34937923
Fair enough, we're leaving at 2
And so you guys can have a laugh at my expense later I'll tell you the weight use

>>34933985
Not quite, Emma was snuggled up against our sister's back and I didn't want to wake either of them up. I just kinda laid next to Em and thought about how dumb this idea was, I intended to get up and abort the mission but I fell asleep.

Woke up around 5, our sister wasn't in the room much to my horror. For some reason I got up and felt compelled to look for her. Found her in my bed, I guess I woke her up because she jumped a little. I said sorry for waking her up, she said she was sorry for stealing my bed. She told me I could have it back, I asked why she was in my bed in the first place, she said Em's bed was crowded. Told her she could've kicked me out, she didn't wanna wake me up. I'll greentext from here:
>P: Um, so why'd you leave me alone with Em?
>S: Should I not have done that?
>P: Nah, I'm just surprised you trust me that much, I guess
>S: Did you do something to her?
>P: No
>S: I didn't think you would, and Emma said she sleeps better with you, so...
>P: Oh...
>S: ...Don't have sex with her anymore
>P: ...Why not
>S: You know why, I can leave you two be if you stop having sex
>P: You could leave us be anyway
>S: Pat, I can't, it's not okay...
>P: Why isn't it okay?
>S: You know why!
>P: Why does sex change anything?
>S: Pat, you can't just screw your little sister!
>P: Your husband screws you, right?
>S: P-Patrick, what are you saying?
>P: How're we any different?
>S: We're married, Patrick!
>P: Not when you had your first kid
>S: P-Patrick...
>P: So I just have to marry Em, right?
>I don't know why I said all that, but my sister was sobbing into her knees now
>Instant regret, all I could think to do was scooch next to her and put an arm around her
>P: We should go back to sleep...
>She turned to get off the bed, for some reason I put my other arm around her and hugged her from behind
>She sobbed like that for a while, then we ended up laying down
>I vaguely remember rubbing her hair and back before falling asleep

>>34938089
Woke up again at 7, sister was still there. I called in sick and went back to sleep. Woke up again at 1PM and have yet to leave my bed, I should probably do that.

>>34938051
I'm sure you can manage using the 20 pound ball.

Why not make a friendly wager with him?
If you win, he has to kiss you on the lips.
If he wins, you have to kiss him on the lips.

>>34938089
Ah, gotta love women's logic. Doesn't make sense at the best of times.

>>34938119
Make sure she knows that you don't see what you're doing as wrong, and that you really do intend on marrying Emma in the future.

>>34938198
I don't think that's legal yet.

>>34938128
D-do they make them that big?
And I'm not gonna do that, no matter how slick that is

>>34938437
Of course they make adult-sized bowling balls.

Ask him to take you out to a nice dinner or something if you win.

>>34938437
>Intimidated by big balls

Maybe you're not best wifey, afterall

>>34936259
This
>>34936401
You can't even put value on love like that. I'd trade all my money for your imouto to be my imouto. Think about that.

>>34938992
That's not saying much if you're broke.

ROLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIPPOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Oremio after school special bump

>>34939348
Hope you're a good cook

>>34939395
Hit update before you bump

>>34939415
Could always get her some dick

>>34938089
feel bad for you pat. worst thing i have to worry about is people thinking im odd for RP'ing it at the table.

IRL i cant even imagine

rowllin

>>34938089
Wew lad,I'm starting to think you might get away with this.

>>34939986
How can he "get away" with it if he's not doing anything wrong?

>>34940013
He's "wrong" from his sister's POV.

>>34940080
You can be both wrong and right, you know. It's subjective.

>>34938089
>I intended to get up and abort the mission but I fell asleep.
Damn, son.

>I vaguely remember rubbing her hair and back before falling asleep
DAMN, SON.

>>34940285
>DAMN, SON.
Chill, nigger. It's like you've never even heard of a woman.

>>34939677
I feel like it'd be weirder if you RP than if you actually do it...

>>34940420
Well my group is pretty laid back. As long as no details are expanded upon they don't mind

>>34940323
He slept with both of his sisters in one night, both together and individually.

>>34940477
Literally slept. In the actual meaning of the word, not how people usually use it.

I'm still wondering how Lucy's Velentine's day went. I hope she had fun.

>>34936259
>HS will never win the Onii-bowl
It hurts.
>She was almost begging me to be with her forever. She even slipped out a "I don't care if you don't want me li-" then cut it off hoping I didn't notice.
Please be with her forever. My heart can't take this.

Bleh, surprisingly little has happened since I got up. Emma decided to go to work and leave me and our sister alone, I awkwardly apologized for the stuff I said last night/this morning, she asked if her having a kid before getting married actually bothered me that much, told her I don't really care and I just said that to be petty. She said we're both adults and I can tell her how I feel about stuff like that, I responded by saying I wish she'd treat me and Em like adults, she just kinda sighed. We've mostly kept to ourselves after that, she's been on her laptop and phone most of the afternoon, apparently she didn't plan to take two days off and she's doing what she can from here.

>>34938198
I think she gets the first part. I'm hesitant to talk seriously about the marriage thing, I feel like she won't take it seriously since we haven't been dating all that long.

>>34940285
>>34940477
It didn't feel all that weird or significant, really. I wasn't spooning with them or anything. I wouldn't mind sleeping with our sister again though, there's something nice about it.

>>34940844
Ask her if she would help you two out if you accidentally got Emma pregnant

roll me nigger

>>34940844
Any idea about what Em and your Onee talked about?

>>34940924
I feel like she'd take that as a confession that Emma is actually pregnant, I don't want her to scream at me again.

>>34941027
Apart from Emma trying to defend me again, not really. I guess she told our sister that she sleeps better with me in the bed at some point.

>>34941161
Maybe start out by assuring her that she's not pregnant?

>>34941195
But what if she is?

>>34940844
You need to do something to unwind and blow some stress off my friend.
I know you're in a shitty situation, but dwelling on it isn't going to help anyone.

Maybe your sister will accept you and Em, maybe she won't. Doesn't matter right now.
What you need to do display your own maturity, and prove to your older sister that you and Em can make your own decisions and be responsible for their outcomes.

It might take sometime, but if you're serious about Em, you'll work towards that.

>>34941161
>>34941297
In other words, when Emma gets home, fugg her in front of your older sister

>>34941332
I mean, if he wants to fuck everything up, then he should do what you're suggesting.

>>34941332
>fuck everything
That's also a good idea, but I think Pat's brother-in-law might be a bit upset by it

>>34941658
>>34941584
I don't know how I ended up doing that

Nah, Pat should unlock older sister route and build harem.

Sorry I can't deal with real emotional situations pls ignore

>>34941584
>Cuk
Can't believe I never noticed this

>>34941819
I just pretend it's not there.

>>34941889
But that's the mark of the cuck.

>>34941297
This

I can't imagine the stress you're going through, Pat. I can't offer much advice, but I know you two can pull through this.

>>34941918
Any success on the bear front?

>>34941911
I'll give you the mark of the cuck.

>>34942043
Good luck, I'm behind 0 tripcodes

>>34942043
She's gotten into Gundam Online, if that's what you mean by success.

>>34941195
>P: Hey, *sister's name*, I have a weird question, are you busy?
>S: What is it?
>P: Did Emma talk to you about, like, what would happen if she got pregnant?
>S: ...Yes, she said she wants kids
>P: No, I mean like, what would you do?
>S: Pat, don't even think about doing this
>P: I'm not gonna do anything, it's just that Emma thinks it's really important that you be there for her if she has a kid, I'm just asking if you'll do that
>S: Of course I'll be there, but Patrick, you CANNOT have children
>P: Tell that to Emma
>S: Pat, please
>P: ...Sorry, we're not having kids anytime soon, I know it's a bad idea
>S: Okay... I know you're trying to keep her safe, and I'm thankful for that
>P: So... can't you just trust me with her?
>S: Patrick, I'd trust you with anything, that's why this is hard
>P: What's the problem, exactly?
>S: You... you know what the problem is
>P: We're both happy, I'm the happiest I've ever been, I think she feels the same way
>S: I know... just stop
>P: ...Okay

So that happened. Huh.

>>34941214
I mean she's on her period so that seems unlikely.

>>34941701
How do I unlock this route.

Don't answer that, it's impossible.

>>34942206
>>S: I know... just stop
>>P: ...Okay
If she knows then why does she care

>>34942206
She seems to be trying pretty hard to avoid discussing all of this.

>>34942206
Maybe she will accept you 2.
Well done.

>>34942206
It may be a good idea to try to relieve some of the tension in the house. Maybe order a pizza and a movie, or whatever you guys like to do, and try to go back to being siblings for a while. Show her that, despite your relationship with Em, you all are still family and that much hasn't changed. Let her know about how you enjoy spending time with Em and your interactions while you have been living together, so she can see that her brother and sister are still the same people she's known for years. You could try running it by Em to see what she thinks about the idea.

>>34942143
I love you, you adorable fuck, never change.

Bowling was fun actually, after looking around the heaviest one I could find was 16lbs, so fuck you >>34938491 for messing with me, but I guess you did have me on a wild goose chase for a 20lb so I'll give credit where credit is due
My father won but only barely, every time I got a strike or spare, or 9 pins, or 8 pins I did the LeBron stomp since there were like 3 other people in the building and they were together on the other side. Whoever said to make a dinner bet, I mentioned it and he said "either way I'm somehow buying you dinner, and I wanted Taco Bell anyway" but agreed if I won we'd figure some out, obviously nothing lewd but what can I do really. After I while I had to sit down because I'm still kinda sick and started getting a headache
We went out and ate afterwards and that's about it, we came home and hung out for a bit, nothing crazy or interesting really
The ball I used was 12lbs, which I think is pretty cool because it was 4lbs from the heaviest. It was pretty hard to work with but I like mine one the heavier side

Also
Pat, you and Emma love each other, and your sister seems understanding and willing to talk, she said she won't tell your father at the least

>>34943235
I guess it depends on the location, the bowling alley I go to has 20 pound balls

>>34943351
Oh they actually exist...I felt cool for a moment, if only just
But it's gone now

>>34943235
So you like big balls?

>>34943460
You don't understand the amount of air I let out sighing after I read this
Yes, I like big ball, there's no double entendre there, no dirty connotations, I just feel like I have more control with them

>>34943543
Did you make sure your balls were well polished?

>>34943622
>Polished
You lost me there really, like, do you put rubbing alcohol on your balls? Do you put actual polish on them? Just soap?
I'm so confused

>>34943668
https://youtu.be/978uQUK231M

If you haven't seen it, I suggest you watch big Lebowski. Even if it's just to understand the meme references

>>34943817
Oh, I've seen a million jokes about this movie but never took the time to watch it, guess I'll check it out
While we're talking about movies, watch District 9, good shit

Looks like we need an emergency bump

>>34938089
>She sobbed like that for a while, then we ended up laying down

Rather disappointed in Pat for making his onee-san cry.

>>34926738
So do people actually believe this shitty anime tier writing or everyone just playing along here?

>>34945496
We prefer to keep what we think about each writer and whether or not their content is fake to ourselves. It just keeps the threads moving better and doesn't kill the culture we have here.

>When you set up dinner with your brother and try to make it obvious that you expect to have some "fun" afterwards and he says he can't and is "busy"

Guess I'll just play some games or something. And be alone.

>>34945589
>try to make it obvious that you expect to have some "fun" afterwards
How obvious?
Also did he say he was busy like he was cutting you off or is there a chance that he actually is busy?

>>34945589
You're not alone, you have us
I know it's not the same but we're here for you in any case

>>34945822
Well I called him, and I said "Hey why don't we get dinner somewhere and then afterwards we could go back to my dorm and maybe have some fun?" I don't see how much more obvious I can get other than saying something like "Hey, come over and put your penis in my vagina." Then he just said "Oh no, sorry, I'm busy." That's it, that's the only explanation I got.

>>34945824
I like chatting here anyways.

>>34945589
I'm surprised a hapa male can be this entitled.

>>34945977
Maybe he really is busy.

>>34946190
Yea don't assume the worst, he's probably got his own stuff to do

>>34945824
Please check your email at your earliest convenience

>>34945977
He's your brother, he can't ignore you forever. Eventually you'll have to talk about how you both feel. You should send him a text or something saying, like, I know you're busy, but I want you to know, you're my brother and I love you and I want us to stay close whether we're fucking or not. But also the fucking is real good and I like it.
Redline-DARK: Also tell him if he's fucking another girl behind your back you'll cut off his cock.Don't actually do that. I'm just upset because Aniki is spending time with the fucking titcow ginger bitch they have him training.

>>34947352
I've missed Redline-DARK. She always gives great advice.

I sort of listened to the advice from earlier, I tried talking to our sister about anything I could think of that isn't related to our current plight. We talked about boring stuff like her job, how her kids are doing, how she's doing etc. I got a little cheeky and asked what a 36 year old mom does for fun, she laughed and said her kids keep her occupied when she's not working, but she's also taken up swimming at the gym, and she gets to go out and do stuff with her husband often enough. I don't know why I did this in hindsight, I tried to subtly steer the conversation towards her talking about her sex life. She figured it out and told me to stop, but she wasn't mad. I told her we should figure out something fun to do while she's here and asked if she could stay the weekend, she wants to but doesn't know what she'll tell her husband. After the talk died down she apologized for barging into our house practically unannounced, I told her I honestly can't blame her, but that she's always welcome. Sorry for rambling, I just like talking to/about her, as long as we're not fighting.

I brought up the pizza idea when Em came home, they were down for it. We went out to a nicer pizza place, but they were crowded so we took a couple to go. After dinner we talked about me and Emma's jobs and future plans while trying to avoid the incest topic, Em convinced our sister to stay at least one more night, she's off getting ready to take a shower now. As soon as we were alone, Em asked what happened that lead to me sleeping with our sister. Gave her a brief explanation, she said we should all sleep in my bed tonight. Oh boy.

Again, sorry for rambling. I think we're gonna try to have a serious talk again tonight, I hope the good feelings aren't immediately destroyed.

>>34945342
I hate it more than you do, trust me.

>>34948055
Go peek at your sister's titties.

And listen to Emma about sleeping in one bed

>>34948055
Em either wants to be there to keep you from doing anything with her or help your sister get in on the action.

>>34948134
No. I know how to unlock that door from the outside, don't tempt me.

If our sister's fine with it, then I have no problems with all of us in one bed.

>>34948158
Or she's being her usual teasing self. I guess that first thing isn't impossible though.

>>34948236
You know you've always wanted to see them.
And gently caress and suckle on them.

>>34947352
>Aniki is spending time with the fucking titcow ginger bitch they have him training.
Kill the bitch.
Now I'm curious, has something like this ever happened before? Like a girl asking him out?

>>34948055
>I tried to subtly steer the conversation towards her talking about her sex life.
Kek, How did you even think this was ok?

>>34948513
to show him and em are normal

>>34948446
Oh, don't tempt me.
It hasn't really happened that I know of. He's usually too busy for that kind of thing. The only people he really sees frequently is for work, and even that changes all the time, because he ends up going all over the world basically. The last girlfriend he had (before me) was basically just a lady whom he would fuck sometimes.I fucking hated her so much. She had stupid fat tits and dumb red hair, too. Maybe that's why I don't like this woman.
>>34948236
Don't die. Make sure Em knows you'll love her no matter what and to keep her cool, and just try to convince your sister that you two aren't hurting anyone and to just let you be.
I can't fathom what having another sibling is like, (other than foster siblings who were mostly shitty) so I don't really know what to say. Uhhh, if push comes to shove, elope to Brazil, learn Portuguese, and give Em one million babies.

Our sister has nice legs.

No I didn't peek, she walked to Em's room in a towel.

Curse my unfaithfulness.

>>34948297
Yes, and?

>>34948513
All I did was keep hounding her with "So what do you do with your husband?" "Anything else?" "Anything ELSE?" type questions until she made a weird face and told me not to ask about that.

>>34948671
Ask her if she shaves her bush. If she says no, offer to shave it for her.

Looking at someone isn't being unfaithful.

>>34948643
Does your brother know your pissed at the bitch?

>>34948643
Redline are you a chestlet?
>>34948763
Don't you mean wax

>>34948789
Chestlets are love, chestlets are life
orgna

>>34948763
You're vastly overestimating what I can get away with. At best I'll have to ask Emma later, although that might be weird too.

I guess we're gonna decide on a movie to watch now.

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>this thread
>mfw single child

>>34948930
Watch one with lots of incest in it

>>34948956
>They watch the last arc of Yosuga no Sora.

>>34946091
Are hapas supposed to be a certain way?

>>34946190
I guess, I'm just annoyed that I wanted to do something and he turned me down.

>>34947352
If you haven't realized yet I'm not good at talking about "feelings" and when I do I just get way too emotional and overblow the whole situation. That and I get embarrassed about being emotional and all. the dick is good though

>>34949037
>and when I do I just get way too emotional and overblow the whole situation
So a woman then.

>>34949091
Rude.
>>34949037
Just try to keep a cool head and explain how you feel clinically. It might help to explain it as if it were someone else feeling these things and not you.
>>34948789
30 C. I'm kinda pear-shaped.I'm not really flat or anything, but this bitch has got at least 36 DD.
>>34948787
I'm not pissed AT her, it's not like she did anything. I'm just jealous that he's spending time at work with some bimbo (that's unfair, she might be really nice) instead of at home with me.
>>34948930
Watch Game of Thrones. Yell out 'A Lannister always pays his debts' while cumming in Em.

>>34949037
Did you try finding out what he was busy doing? Maybe send him a text asking how he could leave his little sister alone when her roommate is going to be gone all weekend?

>>34949196
>30C

Life is pain

>>34949213
I asked him what he was doing and all he said was that he had things he needs to do. He's probably just smoking or something, he isn't a big weed guy but he'll do it occasionally and he knows I'm not a huge fan because he got busted a few times before. If he was doing something that would really upset me like being with another girl then he would have made an excuse.

>>34949246
You know, as a 5'7 guy I don't think you should really be bitching about your small tits. At least there's a good chunk of people that actually prefer smaller breasts, guys like me are just kinda left hanging in the 'you're fucked' zone.

>>34949313
>>34949246
How about we agree you both have anguish at your genes, lets not turn this into a disability Olympics

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>>34947352
>Redline-DARK:
I want her to become your dominant personality

>>34949313
You're a smol guy

>>34949246
But he's right. C is about where the cutoff is, any bigger is a waste of space, nutrients, and energy.

Think of it this way, you'll never have saggy boobs.

>>34949420
>any bigger is a waste of space, nutrients, and energy.
no need to demean the larger boobs to make the smaller feel better lets all just say all boobs are good

>>34949457
>lets all just say all boobs are good
But that's wrong

>>34949359
Hey man, I didn't say shit about disability. I'm perfectly happy with my life famalam.

>>34948055
>we should all sleep in my bed tonight
the absolute MADMAN

Where the fuck is everyone? bump

>>34950216
I'm still here if anyone wants to talk and can give me something to reply to.

>>34950303
I suck at small talk, but I'll give it a try.
What's you and your's brother major's?
Any hobbies?

>>34950409
I'm a biology major, I want to teach kids about animals. I had a touching experience as a kid at a zoo during a field trip and it's been my personal goal. My dad wants me to go into medicine, shocker, so biology is a compromise because I can take that to medicine. I don't plan to though.

My brother is a kinesiology major, I think he wants to work in therapy or something. Makes sense I guess.

I don't have any real hobbies, just some videogames and 4chan. My brother lifts weights.

>>34950501
>I had a touching experience as a kid
Oh my god, are you okay? Did the bad man end up behind bars?

>>34950303
Go get that Big Brotherly C O C K
Actually just ignore me. Onii-chan said they're basically gonna be at the office for hours still, so I'm getting fucking wasted.
>>34949373
How abour Redline-DRUNK

>>34950548
>How abour Redline-DRUNK
Doesn't sound like much fun, she'd probably just yell at everyone to breed with their families

>>34950537
That was clever, I commed you for making me giggle.

>>34950548
I would love to, I was really feeling like it today. Please stick around and hang out though.

>>34950600
Do you prefer boots or converse?

I'm trying to get my gf to wear keds and converse more but she's worried it's not her look.

She wears boots often though so I appreciate that.

Sorry no sister or sibling so I want to get another perspective

>>34950693
I like the whole canvas shoe thing. Mostly because converse and vans sell kids shoes that can pass as normal looking shoes.

>>34950756
How tiny are your feet?
>>34950590
is that not fun?

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i dont have a story that fits the incest theme but i do have one that fits the taboo theme.

who here wants to hear about me fucking my 6th grade teacher?

>>34950790
>How tiny are your feet?
I take that back, Redline-DRUNK is pretty funny

>>34950811
Me
1245677

>>34950303
When did you first start noticing that you were attracted to your brother? Also, even though the first time was not ideal, would you ever consider anal if your brother asked nicely?

>>34950216
I'm always here, don't have much else to do
>>34950303
You said you didn't want kids with your brother, which I won't blame you for, do you want kids in general? If so how many?

I'm probably just gonna hang out here for the night

>>34950790
Size 6

>>34950840
Well he's always been kinda hot. I've done a good job of not really looking at it past just recognizing he was attractive. It wasn't until the first time I posted that I was like "I want to fuck this guy." Well I really don't want to because I think I'm just too small. If "preparation" would make it work without pain then sure I guess.

>>34950878
If I have kids it won't be until I'm pushing 30 I think. I don't really want to waste away my younger years carrying a baby around. I think I would only want one though.

>>34950878
Answer>>34950693
How do I convence my gf to wear converse and keds

>>34950935
younger years are most fertile

good luck with the 50/50 retard baby

>>34950935
I don't get whuy you would want to do anal when getting her pussy stretched and filled by her big brother's oversized cock is the greatest pleasure a little sister can have on this earth. In my opinion ,anyway. Also, have a millions babies, Have every baby. I wanna be a mom so bad sometimes I just cry.

>>34950935
Oh shit we're the same size
But we're on opposite ends with kids, I'm trying to have 2 before I'm 30 and one more after maybe, depends on money and such, but I'm not doing anything with my younger years like going to school or getting a job or something interesting like that

>>34951025
Yeah I do really get a pretty strong stretching and filling sensation that anal doesn't necessarily interest me. If my brother wanted it and I knew it wouldn't hurt anymore then I would be okay with it.

Can you not have children?

>>34951056
Yeah my feet aren't like tiny, tiny but you know pretty small.

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>>34950811
>>34950834

lets start with the usual

>be me

i am 30 now so you do the math also i am not giving specific locations.

>i was in 6th grade and a new teacher had started that year.
>HOT
>this was around the time i would fuck anything giving how horny i was on a regular basis.

now before people ask i highly doubt any student can seduce a teacher. i fully think they most be a borderline or full blown pedos for it to happen.

>the year progressed normally all the other kids were basically going through the i like girls and want to bang em noe fase
>while girls were going through the i have breasts now phase.
>the first hint of anything happening between me and her started with a book.
>we did the usual stand up read and then go on like this for another 5 chapters.
>what caught her eye was the fact that i wasn't an idiot. i was reading books we were supposed to read towards the end of the year the first week. (i enjoy reading)
>also maybe my new changing voice or my look or my general lack of being a chad or nerd but a cyborg appeased her.
>it went as her joking telling a joke after i answered a question (she only did it for me) to her calling me up to her desk when she was grading my papers.
>she liked my picture promts and always told me about something that caught her eye when she read them.
>basically many excuses to talk to me while alone or at least away from the rest of the class.
>she did it to other students too but there were things that were different when she talked to me.
>she was flirting.

>>34950972
If you buy her a pair she'll feel obligated to wear them, and tell her there's no one that converses and jeans doesn't work on
I don't wear them myself, I stick to non autism running shoes
>>34951107
Yea, looking at mine right now this is probably the one part of my body I'm okay with size wise

>>34951025
>Redline will never have her brother's baby's.
Life isn't fair.

Hey, everyone. I'm an "imouto", myself, I think, going by the term you folks use here. I came here for some advice after getting a referral from one of my friends that browses this board, and I was hoping you people could help me.

Basically, my situation is sort of the opposite of the guys in this thread. While most of them seem to be in love with their younger (or older) sisters, I'm in love with my younger brother. I'm 18, in my first year of college. My brother is 16, a junior in high school; we both went to the same high school for reference. I also have one older brother, 20, who is a junior in college, though not the same college I'm at.

I can't really give an exact point where I developed or realized that I had feelings for my younger brother - let's call him "F" - but at this point, I feel like they're really out of control, and I need help either getting them in order, or finding a healthy way to release them. I would go to a therapist, but I'm worried that I might get in trouble, since the age of consent where I am is 18, not to mention the fact that incest is illegal here, as well. I've dated guys in high school before, and I've had periods where other boys were always on my mind, and stuff like that, but F has always occupied a space where I can't stop thinking about him, no matter who I'm dating, and it's been like this for years. At some point, I started dating a bunch of different guys just to try to get F out of my head, but no matter what I tried, I always knew that I was in love with him, and not the boy I was dating.

>>34951210

Like I said, I can't pinpoint when all of this started. We had a relatively "normal" sister/brother relationship growing up. I would help take care of him and get him ready for school, we would bicker sometimes when he messed stuff in my room, we'd sometimes play video games or do other stuff together, just the kind of stuff that siblings do with each other. He's always been a bit of a crybaby, though, so I've had to stand up to schoolyard bullies for him a few times in elementary school; I'm inclined to believe that's where some of this started, when I began to feel some sort of... Protective instinct come over me, this idea that I needed to always make sure that my brother was safe.

When I was around 15, though, and he was around 13, I walked in on him, well, masturbating. We were both super embarrassed, blushed, he tucked himself back into his pants, asked what I wanted, I just told him that dinner was ready, I went down before him, he came down a few minutes later, and we had trouble talking to each other for a few days after that. Again, stuff that seems pretty typical to me of what would happen between a sister and her younger brother.

Except, the problem was, that I started having fantasies about him after that, sexual fantasies. I tried to contain it for a while and not let it overwhelm me, but, eventually, one night while I was lying down to go to bed in my room, I ended up masturbating to the thought of us having sex. Christ, he was only 13 at the time I did that. I mean, I was 15, too, but still, Jesus Christ, I still feel kind of bad just thinking about it. Either way, though, that was the start of when things started to get really bad.

>>34951233

I would regularly masturbate to the thought of F, of doing all sorts of things with him; I started to get far more touchy-feely with him than I had before, and there were a few close calls where either he, my older brother, or my parents started to give me weird looks, after I maybe gave him a kiss that was a bit too deep or lasted a bit too long, or if I gave him a hug that was a bit too intimate. Like I said, I started to date other boys at this point, but I was still always thinking of F. Even when I started to have sex, F was on my mind almost all of the time when I was doing it with other guys. At one point I even called out his name during sex - that didn't go over well with my boyfriend at the time, to say the least.

After I graduated high school and went off to college, I thought that things would start to get better. I thought that, if I was away from him for a while, these feelings would start to fade. Unfortunately, the exact opposite has happened. All of my feelings about him - loving him, wanting to have sex with him, wanting to be with him - have only grown stronger now that I can't see him and do the little things I used to be able to do to him. I'm heading back home for spring break in a month, and I'm worried about what will end up happening once I do.

Can any of you guys (or girls) in this thread give me advice on how to handle this?