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If she existed, why would she want to dominate you?

>>34947731
Why wouldn't she? I'm the perfect victim for it.

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>tfw no qt gf to make you her slave

>>34947494
You'll fit like a glove in Pennsylvania. Specifically Pittsburgh for the big city environment, and its metropolitan area for cheap living and right-wing agendas.

>>34947494
>>i like big cities
>>i don't like politically correct environment
Give up now

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>>34947516
>>34947494

Maybe a large city in Texas? But that dosen't work because evangelicals. Portland and Austin have good hipster culture, but generally and PC because of their liberalness. Also they would stone you to death because trump.

Idk OP, you can just come live with me in the glorious town of Rexburg, Idaho.

>>34947388
Coincidentally, I stopped reading at the age when I was supposed to be reading YA. Now I spend my time shitposting on /r9k/

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>>34947434

Here, read this

It's about a 60 year old robot who has a young japanese girl fall for him and he gets to do all sorts of fucked up things to her

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>tfw no literary gf

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you don't actually think robots are that stupid, that's why you have to ask this in the first place.

>OMG!!!!
>90 VIDEOS OF SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!
>SO TERRIFYING!!! HOW CAN I EVER GO ON IN LIVE
>daily.mail.co

>>34947425
All of us are pretty stupid.

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>>34947374
>Pervert, 33

This is good. Thanks for the motivation to reinstitute slavery this time with gmo tittays thx illuminati

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>>34946867
I have trouble seeing her as maternal.

But in a bovine kind of way this is pretty hot.

Like how some horses can have an admittedly nice thigh/ass/pussy situation, despite being... well... horses.

I dunno, maybe if you were all alone for weeks of time in the farmyard...

>tfw no chocolate milk gf

>>34946640
Elizabeth
She can basically choose her own nickname.
liz lizzy liz beth betty eliza

>>34946640

Olga Nadcrusher [surname]

A name like that and it aint gonna matter how good she looks, any man will think twice.

Thus starting her on a path towards developing a personality, being tough but fair, sweet and kind. Not a lady, but a god-damn maiden.

Able to take care of herself, without being an entitled strong independent wyvern who drinks from male tears tankards.

A woman forced to play on the same level as men.

>>34946713
>eliza
pls don't

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series of colors 3 multiplied by 2 coastal defense

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i cant remember what day it is

>tfw no one to gay erp with and tell me lewd stuff

I'm INTP like half the rest of the autists in this board.

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>>34945877
INTJ, too bad that I am a total failure for my type

ENTP
True limbo between robots and normies, too smart to succumb to wizardry too stupid too reject society

Ever wanted to have friends but only for it to melt in your face?
It's torture living like this, now I've got a gapeing scar on my face and it'll only get worse

I don't hate Chad.

>>34945836
I don't hate chad. But I do hate OP, fucking cunt faggot

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I DON'T HATE CHAD I JUST HATE THAT I CAN'T BE CHAD

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Five oceans, seven continents

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I join duh pew pew big plane force instead

>>34945895
Three oceans, four continents. No robot has the guts to join.

>>34944563
iktf

I've been at it for about a year and a half now, best advice I have for you is to get started and grind.

Maybe we could support each other

>>34944563
> OP's thread isn't getting (You)
> It's time to go all out then

OP, what technique would you advise to learn all the Kanji in one go? None of that boring rote memory shit, I just want to memorize 2000 Kanji at once, nobody ain't got no time to learn them in 2 years.

>>34946035
If you can't do rote memory, your best bet is just giving up now before you get too deep in something you're never going to finish.

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Kagamine len pushing Ebina-Chan into a manchester canal - colourized

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>>34944082
be careful here lads.

All hail the Romanian girl lads.

Bawmpy

I was nervous and could feel the tension. Like a dork I popped some breath mints and she noticed. After that she leaned in and kissed me anyways. For my first time it wasn't so bad. It was at her house btw.

>>34944021
Yea, at her house, in my best friend's gf's bed. My best friend's gf and my ex are sisters.

Went pretty well aside from my autistic panic trying to comprehend what had just happened.

>>34943866
*shoots your dick off*

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>>34943866
ugnh ugnh souljer boy ding dong ding

can i play as terrorist?

>>34941935
I'm working to join the Marines. Put up a pull-bard today so I can work out a bit at home. I think i'll be ready in a month or so. Going from NEET to this is truly the definition of zero-to-100. It's intense.

What is ATC?

>>34942040
Air Traffic Control in the USAF
Ieave in a 2 months can barely do a pushup
You'll be fine. Did you speak to a recruiter yet?

>>34942085
No, but the Marines are really physically intensive. I don't even want to talk to a recruiter without being mostly /fit/.

What's wrong with air traffic control? Boring?