Join and you'll stop being a robot.

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Five oceans, seven continents

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I join duh pew pew big plane force instead

>>34945895
Three oceans, four continents. No robot has the guts to join.

>>34945230
How much are they paying you?

oregano

>>34945230
Just did I'm going in as a cryptologic technician. I ship out this June. My only worry is that I won't make any friends.

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Is a low tier Navy position easier / better than Army?

I hear a lot of people deployed in the Navy only really dislike it because they're stationed so far away from friends and family but I have neither of those

I'm starting to think recruiters are actually shilling on 4chan

>>34947166
>cryptologic technician
what do you do

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>>34945230
>Know guy that joined the military for 20 years
>He's now 44 and has no kids/gf
>Only has his job

>>34947491
Eavesdrop on chinks.

Fuck off DoD, we don't want to die in a war with Iran for Israel's sake.

And if war with Iran (or any other war) doesn't happen soon, then there's almost no point in applying as the military is full and they've raised their standards for applicants to keep people out.

>>34945230
>tfw want to join the military but can't because mentally ill

>>34947639
Then lie most people do.

>>34947652
I've been hospitalized for psychiatric purposes multiple times. I see a psychiatrist and a therapist. I guarantee they check medical records. Plus I need my meds.

>>34947667
Oh yeah if that's the case then you're fucked.

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>>34947667
>I've been hospitalized for psychiatric purposes multiple times
what the fuck did you do

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>These watery fucks up to it again
Airforce is the way to go.

>>34945230
are you in the navy anon?
>t. swcc
Thinking about making a career out of it, thoughts?

WHAT AGE IS THE CUTOFF TO JOIN AND AT WHAT AGE DOES IT BECOME TOO AWKWARD TO JOIN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING?

>>34945230
what do they do specifically that makes you not become a robot?
saying generic shit like "they give u purpose and willpower and dedication" is a "just b urself" tier answer here. i wanna know the real details about why they are apparently "good" at converting robots to humans

>>34945230
I'm too fat to join though

I did join. I was a Nuke. There are plenty of robots who are Nukes. Worse 6 years of my life and glad it's done with.

I'm also getting sick how there's a new thread everyday created by a stupid teen who just got into DEP

>>34948808
Last time I checked the cut off was 30 but there's waivers if they need you

As for awkwardness I would say mid/late 20s because you'll probably be older than the guy in charge of you by the time you get to where you're going

>>34948909
Its the same boot fuck every goddamned time

>>34948973

If it's the same OP as last night, he's not even a boot. He's a DEP so he hasn't even got to bootcamp yet. Literally just waving his dick and bragging about signing a contract

I can't, I used to take antidepressants

I already joined. Anyone else in the aviation community here?

>>34947510
at least he has something

Conventional ET2. Anyone here in Yoko?

Also there are a shitload of weird kids in the Navy. They dont give a fuck about their jobs and cant wait to play WoW everyday.

>>34949586
AEAN (sadly) I'm sitting in the McDonald's here on base right now actually. I like looking at the boats

>>34945945
Military always confuses me. Every ad talks about how much tech they develop and use and how much combat they see but every member seems to be an office worker or technician.

Obviously Id love to be a well-payed tech or pencil-pusher but they seem to only want someone looking for combat (and I really doubt I am)

>>34949014
How long is it usually between starting DEP and shipping to BC?

>>34949707
A few weeks to a few months

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>>34949586
>Conventional ET2. Anyone here in Yoko?

how much would learning Japanese help me in becoming an officer for the navy

>>34949613
>boats

Triggered.

>>34949736
Im just a spaghetti officer second class. But i do know that it wouldnt make any difference. Having a 4 year STEM degree would help though.

>>34947249
Do you like boats?
Cramped spaces?
Musty stale air?
Manlet higher ups?
Chads?

Navy's for you.
However, a submarine is such a robot job. Not like you'll go outside anyway.

>>34948650
Suicide attempts. I doubt those two words alone will make it past the robot.

>>34949805
>spaghetti officer second class

what does officer second class mean? Is that a type of officer

can you give me a quick rundown on the rankings

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>>34949991
He meant petty officer. Also google it

>>34949991
E-1: seaman/fireman/airman recruit
E-2: seaman/fireman/airman apprentice
E-3: seaman/fireman/airman
E-4 - E-6: petty officer 3rd/2nd/1st class
E-7: chief petty officer
E-8: senior chief petty officer
E-9: Master Chief Petty officer

Tried. They said my eyesight was the worst they'd seen.

>>34950085
>They said my eyesight was the worst they'd seen.
damn you must have pretty bad eyesight then

>>34945230
what's it take to become a fucking captain

>>34950114
A long time and no sleep

>>34950114
A degree from the Naval academy and 2 decades worth of ass kissing

If you were to join a military branch it better be the fuckin marines. You join and fight in the marines and no one will have anything over you all your past failures up to this point dont matter because you went to where it is worst and came back, or you die an honorable death. No chad or stacy can have any power over you ever again because you and your platoon looked death in the eye.
>you get fit
>you get usaa (best insurance in America)and other military benefits.
> you share bonds with the men you served with that is stronger than almost any other bond
>And most importantly you get your self respect because you know you're not a coward
robots you have nothing to lose you might as well.

>>34950103
Yes. I probably shouldn't be driving.

>>34950129
i operate on little sleep anyway
>>34950131
i can fake ass-kiss easily

it may be doable

FUCK, I'm ready to join the coast guard but I really fucked up by not finishing the coast guard. What's the likelihood of me being accepted into the Navy if I have good asvab scores?

>>34950170
Cool now get into the naval academy and enjoy being an officer nuke

>>34950114
two degrees. one in whatever and the other in ass kissing

>>34949707
I ship in march and I've been in DEP since last May.

>>34950189
>Not finishing the coast guard
Meant to type high school lmao

>>34950138
Or you become paralyzed and suffer mental trauma the rest of your life

The Marines is unparalleled in courageous but theres a far worse fate than an honorable death

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>>34950192
gotta start somewhere

(((very original post fuck you /r9k/)))

>>34950218
I went into DEP in October of 2011 and wasn't going to ship until December of 2012 (But a chick ahead of me got pregnant and dropped so I took her slot and got bumped up 4 months and shipped August 2012

>>34950235
Get your GED?

>>34950277
Nope, haven't yet. Obviously going to help me out in a lot of ways.

>>34950235
ofc the Navy will take you. They'll probably give you a shit rating but whatever goes man.

>>34945230
Is the navy as gay as the rumors or is that just shittalk from jarheads and army fucks?

>>34950357
It's very, very, very gay; but a playful gay... most of the time. Sometimes it crosses the line and you wake up in your BEQ and your room mate is resting his head on your crotch.

It's also very common to "get your oil checked" so if you're ever bent over or reaching up some place a guy will shove his thumb up your butt - or try to at least.

There was a guy on my boat who did this thing he called "the goat" where he would drop his poopersuit, bend over, press his balls and dick between his thighs and wait around a corner for someone to bump into him.

>>34949932
Recently finished high school and when I told the marine recruiter (who was really on my case at the time) I'd considered suicide he slowly broke contact with me. Mind you I was serious about it

>>34945230
I would join the military, but have a heart condition that prevented it. I'd kill myself just going through basic training. I would have loved to though, I come from a long line of military service, and shames me I can't be a part of that. To add I just crave the discipline and order. I can't stand this chaotic life of "freedom". I just want to serve a greater good, preform a role given to me, and not have to do a lot of thinking for myself other then in my tasks given to me. I don't even care if I'm made to clean toilets, I just need the order and structure that the military can provide, I would stay for as long as they would have me.

>>34950423
>but a playful gay
like, your bunkmate coming down to snuggle and make out with you type gay? Spin the bottle and kissing dares type gay?

>>34950490
There's really no way more than one person can fit into a bunk (The dimensions are like 6 * 2 * 1.5 xyz, but yes things along those lines

>>34949642
It's all propaganda, anon. Like a less direct version of what shitholes like North Korea do. Also people like to see what over 60% of their tax dollars goes into.

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Hooyah, or something.

>>34950813
>Hiding your shitty box knot

Lel noob

Also get your fucking blues off the floor

>>34950813
Fucking POG
How the hell was this not original

>>34945230
I'm in delayed entry cause I'm an edgy teen and I'm still an edgy robot. Luckily
>no mental screening

>>34948909
I'm AECF but I get to play with AEGIS on friendly Zumwalt :) I have to go to boot camp in August though

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>>34945230
Doesn't make you any less gay tho lol

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>>34950131
>>34950192
>mfw got into the academy this week
>mfw becoming a marine officer instead
fuck you gayvy fags lmao