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Kagamine len pushing Ebina-Chan into a manchester canal - colourized

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>>34944082
be careful here lads.

All hail the Romanian girl lads.

Could someone please post the vince mcmahon gif (the one where he looks at something then he's interested then he falls over) and then delete their post after I have saved it so I can post it here in relation to some other post?

This will be a crosspost quote I'll be making but I've made my mind up, it has to be done.

Fourth for Redgum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOIg_lHRzk

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Kevin Smith gave his 17 year old daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, the real screen-used baseball bat from Suicide Squad.

He included the following note:

>You know what a totem is? It's a powrful, mystical object that wards off evil and gives the bearer strength and power. Before you begin your journey where I started my adventure 22 years ago, I wanted to present you with this powerful totem.

Really makes you think, huh?

>>34944134
Kevin Smith has got really shit lately

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>>34944082
posted.
1 doodle as requested.

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"Ew Anon, why did you even come?"

>>34944161
One on the left is a dirty skank and needs a good dicking.

>>34944134
>Here's a prop used by an extremely sexualised version of a comic book character

What an appropriate gift for a teenage daughter.

>>34944134
>be named "Harley Quinn Smith"
>people that know her think you're named after a crazy slut from a comic book
>people that don't know her think you're named after a motorcycle
Kevin is a bad dad

>>34944161
To murder as many of you as possible.

*unsheathes B&Q machete*

>>34944134
what a proper nobhead

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Imperial Leather.

>>34944196
Harley was as sexualised as a cartoon character could be already

Hey Zak. Hows it going.

>>34944232
as kid i always thought it was 'imperial lather'

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The filthy anglo race will perish from the surface of this earth once and for all when the EUROPEAN army is created.

You had your chance filthy anglos, now it's time for the greater german 4th reich.

Your comfy days are counted you self hating little fucks.

Germany has the masterplan, what do you have? A little stinking island cut of the rest of the world.

If you'd be just a little bit intelligent you know what our plan was.

But this seems to be your choice, so let it be.

>>34944161
is 3rd from right the romanian gril?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U8NOjxt3ok

did a so-called 'boo

>>34944237
But a 3-D version which a million men probably jerked it to makes it a little bit worse.

>>34944157
I for one like and enjoy it

>>34944276
>A little stinking island cut of the rest of the world.

You're looking for /Eirefeel/

>>34944117
Fake news! Len's actually trying to save her from falling in! Sad!

>>34944157
Snek anon?
This pic is comfy as fuuugg, I think I'm gonna change my second monitor desktop to it when spring comes!

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If I was rich I'd so go to Barcelona For Primevra Sound. I knows theres a lot of /mu/core stuff but I'd love to see them.

>>34944117
Got a right chuckle out of me, not to mention me bird who's into that vocaloid weeb nonsense

>>34944313
It's disgusting to think that people would rather jerk to short short harley than onesie harley

That's what's wrong with the world

>>34944258
is that you screech?
i'm alri bro, just bumming slater at the mo. you coming for that DP sesh

lads I've been at the rum again and my english has failed to a drunken level

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>>34944283
No lad. Romanian girl is tall as fuck, real shot putter. I've named her Olga Regina.

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>>34944325
>Porto Primavera instead of Barcelona Primavera

It's like wanting to eat a bag of crisps instead of a steak

>>34944134
How sweet

>>34944325
>>34944440
Ah shit, only saw the poster instead of what you said.

>>34944232
are you the real one
i miss him

>>34944318
thanks lad.
>>34944324
nope
sorry don't know who that handsome bastard is.
y-you're still k-keeping my winter 1 though lenlad?

This shit is all fucked... I liked injokes better.. Sigh politrix...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-39001788

>stab a 15 year old girl 146 times
>get 5 years off your sentence because you didn't do a good job of hiding the body

Got a nice thick cock, any of you queer lads looking to suck tonight?

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>>34944232
>>34944468
I acutally liked his posts

Has anyone had experience using an escort?

What was the experience like?

Original post

>>34944520
Probably missed the last train. Maybe another time.

>>34944263
MANDELA EFFECT
A
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D
EFFECT
L
A

>>34944232
Can someone give me a speedy synopsis?

As soon as I see a tripcode I ignore the post but I see a lot of anons here and on brit/pol/ talk about him

Oi, if those army guys are here, why not put something in the window to that effect? Discipline or motivation or something?
Physical male, mental!female

>>34944513
>claimed to have "panicked" after Paige threatened to report him for sexual assault after she applied for a job.

One of us?

>>34944571
>Has anyone had experience using an escort?
yeah

>What was the experience like?
pretty good

basically just tell her you haven't had sex for a while
she'll understand and play along
and then you'll have sex
and she'll put a good effort into it
just make sure you get a good escort
check the review site
I can't remember it
goog,e it

Not everything has to be buildings,/boxes yknow.

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God Scotland is a horrible place full of retarded killers.

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Why yes! I do use an eletronic vaporizer

>>34944576
more like dyslexia

>>34944276
Okay then look forward to it

>>34944601
I live nearby and they had been having an affair and she was going to tell his wife after they had a fight.

The sexual assault thing is just his lawyer's claim.

>>34944474
I still have the winter one proudly displayed, don't worry!

>>34944513
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-38992323
>slit a seven-year-old girl's throat
>attend the court hearing via Skype call, Plead not Guilty, and get free accommodation for 4 months

>>34944664
You just arent recognising the quantum jumps that are happening. I feel pity for you, plebian.

>tfw you've seriously reached a stage in your life where you're considering pissing the bed intentionally so that you've an excuse to buy-and-wear adult nappies while living with your parents
it's not even something i particularly want, but the fact it's on the very borderline between possible and retarded makes it increasingly tempting as time goes on without doing it.

PAGING DR. SHIPMAN

lads

does any of you

live in the so-calledf mnahcester

and then you can shag me or me shag you

a bit gay but it's okay
we can be traps
or something
japanese maid

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>neighbour just got stabbed outside

>>34944714
look lad, my grasp on reality is all ready shoddy at best, i don't need and more mind fuckery

>>34944718
Think of your poor mother. Have some pride, lad.

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>>34944440
Copied the wrong image. My bad.

>>34944744
Is the knifeman still on the loose?

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>>34944655
We do the killing, you lot do the kiddy rape.

>>34944161
"Don't try to hide your disgusting fat body behind the skinny girls, you don't belong here either, you hog."

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Have you checked for perfect pitch?
You might have Lynk's Disease!
You can't escape

>>34944742
I'd take you up on that offer but i'm like 2 hours away :(

>>34944356
Na. Just some random guy who remembered your name from the thread before.

>>34944749
Why dont you educate yourself a little bit instead of not understanding.

http://www.livinglessonslibrary.com/

>>34944803
aaw
that's a shame
I got a chode here
hat's waiting fo r the perfect boipucci to go into
through am drunk
and long words take time to write
even short words

>>34944780
He disappeared around back through a car park before the police showed up but he looked smashed and all of the roads around here are big open long ones so it probably won't be long before they find him

or i'll be the next to GET IT

>>34944742
I live in Manchester but nah not interested m8

>>34944839
show us your chode lad haha no homo

>>34944820
because it's too late in the day to study new meta physical concepts

>>34944753
don't think she'd care to be honest, or at least not much compared to the general suffering that is having a NEET failure shambling around

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I'm actually a waifuposter, you'll NEVER EVER guess who I am, though.

>>34944768
Primavera always has the oddest line-ups. Can't think of another festival that would have Slayer and Beyonce's sister next to each other and also have a bunch of p4k indie bands.

>>34944809
you didn't remember my name lad.
i was just pulling your leg saved by the bell style. i member the lad you're saying alright to. was gonna end the post
t. zaclastname but didn't want to be mean.

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Just taken a viagra to combat the SSRIs so I can have a wank. Thank you Dr.Shekelberg.

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>>34944663
fresh oc, served originally

>>34944895
sneklad

ez

What shit tv shows do you still watch out of habit? Supernatural for me.

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vidya and wank, perfect friday night with a mate.

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>>34944926
bigger alt

>>34944856
haaha


bit gay that lad to be honest

>>34944851
that's a shame

>tfw you will never push another britfeel anon int the canada

any lads want to get on skype and have a mutual wank? no gay shit just mates

>>34944895
nighty nytol

>>34944924
Do you still want to wank on SSRIs?

>Zombie apocolpyse
>first thing wife does is fuck her husbands best friend
>husband goes on to raise their kid
The Walking Dead is cuck-central.

I'm seriously considering going to a prossie to lose my virginity tomorrow. should I?

>>34944958
Hawaii 5-0 or Doctors if they're on while I'm having my dinner.

>>34944994
Not as much as I used too. Though it's friday, im a bit tipsy and want to have a wanku so im doing just that. Usually without the viagra I'll get interested in having a wank find porn and feel disgusted and just stop. That and I can barely maintain the erection long enough to cum.

>>34945002
m'ask you sumthin cuck

>>34945020
Yes. Just get one on the board mate. Pick carefully though. How old are you?

>>34944984
are you cute? will you record it and blackmail me

>>34945020
I did and it was good

>>34944918
>implying Zak was alive when Saved By The Bell was on TV

>>34945026
>tfw they haven't affected my erection or ejaculation
>just have no real desire to wank every night now
It's honestly not a bad feeling since I can go to sleep a lot easier now.

>>34945130
that was for my own shits and giggles really lad. desu i bet at least 75% of the board weren't alive when saved by the bell was on
t.old twat

someone here
post their anus
or penis

Someone give the motivation to take my steroid shot? Shame me or something.

>chinese girls at the shops near me
>they all have kids

Do I have to wait for the kids to grow up to get my gook wife? Why are they all married already? Fucking hell

>>34945205
memeoids

not good for you
don't add foreign elements to your system
be pure
remain [pure

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Would you have sex with this negress?

>>34945205
Where do you buy it? I want steroids

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>check facebook
>everyone my age has either a relationship, job or children
>I've got nothing

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>>34945198
o-ok
n0 bully pls though

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Would you have sex with these boyfeet?

>>34945225
Chinese age funny. How do you know they arent 30+

so my chrome window keeps occasionally going black for a few seconds, is this because i've had the same window open for 4 days now and only been using hibernate for even longer?

>>34945243
>Would you have sex with

yes

>>34945247
You die alone regardless and no one past your grandchildren would give a single shit about you anyway. Live your life how you want to live it. In the end, it doesn't even matter.

>>34945246
Dank web. Considering I'm almost 30 and dont care about my health it seemed like a no-brainer.

>>34945184
I loved save by the bell m8

I thought zack was such hot shit for having that fat old mobile phone

>>34945266
I don't but I literally never see chinese/thai whatever without them having kids. There must be some teen ones around for me to wife.

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>>34945286
CRAAAWLING IN MYY SKIIIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS

>>34945286
When I have kids I'm naming them after my grandfather and I'm gonna remind them of my grandfather all the time because he deserves to be remembered

>>34945184
I got you. I heard the call of "MR. BELDING" resonate in my aging ear canals as soon as I saw the word Screech.

Did you see the Screech sex tape?

>>34945205
Are you gonna work out anyway?

>>34945298
Probably incouraged to get married and have kids young. Chinks are weird, simple people. More like ants really. They work, reproduce, die, and dont really feel anything.

>>34945333
That's why I need to marry them.

The sideways pussy will be annoying but I'd get used to it

>>34945247
I don't know. You've got a webm of a pretty hot trap

>>34945332
Off course. I've been working out for about 18 months. This is my first cycle but not my first shot. I dont think it's something you get used to.

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>>34944082

It's funny how /r9k/ changed. Elliot Rodger used to have cult status here. If you asked someone "what person is the personification of /r9k/", he would be mentioned 97% of the time.

Then he slowly faded, and now he is loathed here. But I will always have him in my heart

RIP Supreme Gentleman
July 24th 1991 - May 23rd 2014

Makken doc. May be complex.

>>34945323
I have my great grandfather's name as my middle name and I don't know a single thing about him aside from that.

>>34945247
>everyone my age
Which age would that be then?
t.wise elder fag

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>tfw no wheelchair gf to watch kino with

>>34945324
http://www.xvideos.com/video627745/screech_s_sex_tape_dustin_diamond_
yep seen it

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>>34945380
soon to be 24.

people had babies while in year 10 at my school so, yeah

>>34945376
Yeah but I'll remind them constantly like that black guy from argentina

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>>34945247
>tfw everyone I know that's my age has a deadend job and is neck deep in their overdraft
>tfw they have actually have social lives though

>>34945367
>what person is the personification of /r9k/
Well, no one has taken his place...have they? I dont bother with the rest of the board usually.

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>>34945198
apparently my dick is "weird". is it really?

>>34945367

The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

>>34945430
is that you junlad

>27
>own house
>own car
>7 inch dick
>everyone my age is with parents still or renting
>they probably have smaller dicks than mine since according to wikipedia it's above average

Feels good

>>34945430
Pull the skin all the way back you retard

>>34945247
One of the few pleasures I have in life is watching all the sluts I know hit 30 and realise they're used up damaged goods and no decent man will marry them.

>>34945367
elliot was just a guy whose standards and self-image were far more inflated than he was actually worth, and could have avoided the entire shitshow if he'd just accepted that a 6-7/10 was where he belonged

the reality overtook the meme and I'm personally glad /r9k/ no longer worships a delusional wannabe chad

>>34945450
And yet you post here and pretend to be something you're not

>>34945441

That is a nice quote anon, one I haven't heard before

>>34945482
I still don't have a social life but the rest is true don't be jelly

>>34945450
That's nothing, I have a burgeoning property portfolio and regularly feast on exotic dishes like tapas.

>>34945450
good for you anon

i am proud of you

>>34945488
mate, you've never seen blade runner?

>>34945479

I'm actually a chad myself so your point probably has merit. I don't relate to him at all of course, but I am obsessed with him.

>>34945367
I like the Elliot story because I'm not a moral-fag and it's good to see someone go out in a blaze of glory. But lets face it, he was a narcissist twat who would have probably killed us because he couldnt handle the bantz.

>>34945476
n-no, I might not be able to get it back over the head!

>>34945476
I can't, my frenulum is too short to pull it all the way back.

>>34945514
Thank you. My future plan is to get a wagecuck girl to move in with me "oh wow anon you have a house" and then she'll pay "rent" which will be all i need to live on and then when she hits 30 i get a new wagecuck gf and i do this until i die i guess

>>34945537
not lad but i got a really shit early dvd version of blade runner, fucking literally unwatchable quality

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>>34945477
>>34945412
>>34945360
I don't know lads... I sit here wallowing in self-pity for the last 8 years all day and they look happy and fulfilled. even if they are living in blissful ignorance. I'm too aware of my own failures and uneducuated/uncultured self to sit here in mental torture with a inferiority complex.

>>34945505
I like tapas but I always fall for the patatas bravas meme. It's just wedges.

>>34945570
Pretty based plans. Watch she doesnt pin you down and drain you though. Women are tricky like that.

>>34945450
What kind of house? How many bedrooms?
What car do you drive?

>>34945450
I have 6 cans of of Guinness and half a pack of Marlboro Reds. Get on my level

>>34945430
this looks okay
but I'm more interested in your anus
butts are cute!

CUTE!

>>34945587
>uneducuated/uncultured self
That's the easiest thing for people like us to fix. Start reading books and visiting museums etc. We have something a lot of others dont; a shitload of free time.

>>34945587
Just go to your GP and take SSRIs already.

>>34945541
i am a real chad. i am the personification of might. the masses wake to step of my feet. i lift to gain enough might to put the English crown on my head. Women want to fuck me. men want to be me.

i know you are no chad. you are a mere fake. leave my territory or face my fury.

>>34944691
yaay
>happy now
am also happy bout being able to get the old bedtime routine going again desu
>splif
>wank
>bed

>>34945582
m8

it's worth getting a HD copy of the final cut, it looks spectacular for a movie from the early 80s

>>34945617
I'm amazed anyone under the age of 60 drinks Guinness.

I'm feeling really sick tonight. With any luck I'll die in my sleep lads.

Alright so even with viagra I cannot cum, fuck everything. Tempted to take double dose but not sure.

>>34945610
3 bed semi
a 5 year old toyota

feel free to greentext me now

>>34945640
fuck that shit all you need is to supplement with Zinc/Magnesium/Vitamin D

Good feelings and no side effects

>>34945587
>they look happy and fulfilled
Modern women are never happen. This is a pretty established fact.

>>34945673
Viagra doesnt help you cum you fool. If anything it'll delay it more.

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>>34945635
I've tried... I can't manage to sit through a book and theres too much to tackle. my attention span is completely ruined due to places like this
>>34945640
I'm teetotal and haven't taken any drugs prescription or otherwise for years so i'm not a huge fan of taking mind altering stuff
>>34945680
> Zinc/Magnesium/Vitamin D
can you get that from eating cum?

>>34945660
Probably cause my dad drinks it so I picked up on it young but It's easily my favorite common beer. I've been told I'm a 60 year old in the body of a 20 year old before which I'm pretty sure was an insult.

>>34945673
It's hard to cum on viagra I've heard. I'm always tempted to try some, does your dick go 100 percent boner when you take it?

I think I've fapped to degen shit so much I haven't had a full boner in ages

can someone nice please post their boipucci

I'm drunk on rum and it's hard to cummicate coherenetly ad long words mine seeem a git a odd

anyway
I want to wshag somoene right now
please provide guiadane

>>34945701
Force yourself to read 10 pages a day. That's 10 more than most people.

feel like i am slowly turning into a villain lads. the more i learn about this world i cant justify being a "good" person.

>>34945716
Just google boipucci

>>34945537

Nah, I haven't seen a lot of films

>>34945700
>>34945711
Before the SSRIs I had used it before and it just made my wanks extra amazing.

>does your dick go 100 percent boner when you take it?

Yeah pretty much. You sometimes get a headache though, worst if you already have a headache. It also fucks with your vision a bit and makes some things brighter.

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>>34945707
Sounds like something they'd say about Karl.

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>>34945728
pol pot was right

>>34945716
go home lad, your drunk.

Just had the most amazing orgasm lads, I'm worried I've peaked

>>34945718
yeah I'm starting on podcasts and audiobooks. seems to be easier to get through for someone like me with just about the same benefits. can play some slow paced game while listenting too.

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>>34945649
you might lift so you can lift the crown, but god lifts the queen herself

and you ain't got nuffin on gawd awmighty

>>34945731
nah

I need the boipucci of /britfeel/ users

tis special to thoust

>>34945728
What's your plan? Take over the world?

>>34945701
Think about it this way; your depression has reduced the amount of chemicals in your brain that make you feel positive and happy, the drug encourages more of these chemicals so that you get back to normal. That's all it is, it doesn't change who you are, you just feel less negative about everything (unless they aren't working for you).

>>34945701
>>34945673

Zinc makes you cum buckets trust me, also increased intake of fats

>>34945555
Quads of truth, having said that I don't think he would have killed me, Max Bonon was a non-virgin that he respected, so there is precedent.

>>34945660
Guinness west indies porter and Guinness XX are fucking beautiful, lad.

>>34945757
Yeah that's a good idea. I agree the internet and technology has totally ruined the attention spans of all of us.

>>34945737
I'm interested to see my penis full capacity. Does it make your boners better even after the Viagra wears off?

How much is it and do you need a prescription?

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>>34945718
>>34945757
>>34945790
Also there is just so much to do i'm overwhelmed so just don't do anything instead... which makes me feel even worse because i'm sat doing nothing for hours when I could be
>>34945764
I don't know if i'm chemically depressed, most people would be disapointed and frustrated in my life situation. I do have anixety/panic issues which have prevented me from actually attempting to do stuff however

>>34945757
>download a set of Harry Potter audiobooks to get comfy to
>listen through Philosopher's Stone and Chamber of Secrets, some chapters were out of order, but that wasn't much of an issue
>entire chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban are missing, so I can't continue

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>>34945753

>tfw fell for the nofap meme and now orgasm leaves me with unacceptable levels of regret, it's just not worth it anymore but i can't control my horny level

>take 60mg of codiene
>feel sick
What a shit body, cant even process drugs.

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>>34945716
Here ya go lad
Don't use it all in one wank

>>34945805
I need more of this fine specimen

Jesus christ I want to creampie that boipucci so hard and I'm really not gay

>>34945555
>it's good to see someone go out in a blaze of glory
Only if the person he's blazing against have a shot at blazing back, like that black ex-police yank who holed up in a cabin and had a day-long firefight with the rozzers.

Respectful observation of digits.

https://youtu.be/_J09aeeBVtk
l8

I feel absolutely disgusted with myself after I wank.

Applying to a job lads, do you think they'll suspect if I fill my personal summary and skills with all the criteria they have listed under ideal candidate

>>34945825
Can someone explain this picture to me?

It's bringing something out in my mind that's really making me think.

>>34945845
>Death Grips
How is this memeband still popular?

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>>34945830
Here's more for you lad

>>34945805
Stress causes the chemical levels in your brain to change, so over time you produce less of the "happy" chemical. SSRIs and exercise are the way to go.

>>34945851
I mean, dress it up a bit. What's the job?

>>34945747
dont even mean in a right wing sense

i mean more in the sense that humans are selfish by nature, and living for other people rather than myself and the people i care about is a slave morality. at the end of the day, someone else would fuck me over if it mean personal gain. look at our world, the rich are receiving bonuses while more children are living in poverty, and its always been the same. everyone has an ulterior motive for their actions.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12361371

poll time lads, please answer honestly!

>>34945733
Missing out, m8.

>>34945844
>Respectful observation of digits.

and that was rewarded with digits of your own

>>34945851
They want to see that you've read the job description lad, helps if you've done a bit of background research on the company too so you can gush over how great it is.

>>34945865
Nah that's just gay fuck that fag shit

>>34945247
Did you buttfuck Anthony Cumia?

>>34945761
>Take over the world?

maybe, lad.

>>34945728
This is what happens when you have mild autism and watch Taboo.

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Would you have sex with this slav?

>>34945888
Which, in turn, was rewarded with triple 8s (digits of fortune)

>>34945917
Shit, I though you were replying to >>34945198, which would imply that you are Sue Lightning.

>>34945921
I'll rise up and stop you. Not because I care, just give me something to do.

>>34945951
no bully

if anything, its philosophy and history that has influenced me

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>>34945825
ca';t wank to a guerilla lad
esus chridst

>>34945952
if she has a penis yes, if not then she's an ugly girl and no

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>>34945969
dont underestimate my power, lad.

>>34945964
>anthony cumia
don't know him

*googles*

oh

he's the anthyony front thr anthony and cumia
yeah

haah
no
I did not shag him
though he's probably shagged lots of others

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>>34945999
what philosophers and history?

let me guess hitler and nietszche

>>34945804
Just ask your doc and your dick stays somewhat bigger when its not hard. Just more blood pumping through it. You can stay hard for as long as you like on it.

>>34945884
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12361371
What do I choose if I'm straight?

>>34945878
I was vaguely getting at a left-wing sense, albeit tongue in cheek.

Pol Pot was a crazy Asian dictator, under his regime:
>The entire population was forced to become farmers in labour camps...Such acts as picking wild fruit or berries were seen as "private enterprise" and punished by death. The Khmer Rouge forced people to work for 12 hours non-stop, without adequate rest or food. These actions resulted in massive deaths through executions, work exhaustion, illness, and starvation. They did not believe in Western medicine but turned to traditional medicine instead...Commercial fishing was banned ...resulting in a loss of primary food sources for millions of Cambodians... Money was abolished, books were burned, teachers, merchants, and almost the entire intellectual elite of the country were murdered ...The planned relocation to the countryside resulted in the complete halting of almost all economic activity: even schools and hospitals were closed, as well as banks, and even industrial and service companies. Banks were raided and all currency and records were destroyed by fire thus eliminating any claim to funds...People who they perceived as intellectuals or even those who had stereotypical signs of learning, such as glasses, would also be killed. People would also be executed for attempting to escape from the communes or for breaching minor rules...Family relationships not sanctioned by the state were also banned, and family members could be put to death for communicating with each other. Married couples were only allowed to visit each other on a limited basis. If people were seen being engaged in sexual activity, they would be killed immediately.
Which if you're a total misanthrope starts to sound great, or at least an interesting change.

I think the main problem with most people isn't their hostility though, but their passivity. Lots of people won't fuck you over, but they'll stand by as you're fucked over and shrug, which is possibly worse.

>>34946073
No such thing in this current year.

>>34946056
kant. And the history is random, from ancient greece, russian empire, to napoleon.

stop projecting, lad.

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>>34946028
Cant argue with that logic. It's the second one, by the way.

>>34946100
Definitely not then

business idea: french gf but with a penis but the penis is so small that you don't care that it's gay so you keep on bumming

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>feel like i am slowly turning into a villain lads. the more i learn about this world i cant justify being a "good" person.

>if anything, its philosophy and history that has influenced me

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>>34946092
>No such thing in this current year.
Then why do I find homosexuals so repulsive?

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SWEDEN YES!

ITS HAPPENING LADS

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!

ITS NOT WRONG ITS A SEXUAL PREFERENCE!

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!

>>34945952
>Would you have sex with this

yes

>>34946124
I know, right? Why would you even allow a picture like that to be on the internet?

>>34946129
I know a lad, who I love to bits but he's a bit of an autist like this.

He thinks he's a "biker" but doesnt have a bike. He's a fat dude with man titties who wears black and leather everywhere. I love him but my BS detector goes off every time I talk too him.

>>34946144
They've said a marriage that took place outside of Sweden when the girl was underage is still recognised by Swedish law. They havent legalised it. Yet.

>>34946188
A step in the right direction. Hopefully we dont have to live in shame anymore.

>>34946187
>I know a lad, who I love to bits but he's a bit of an autist like this.

why is it autistic though to voice your worries that you're feeling negative thoughts? the ways its worded is obviously for humor

I found out my JAVfu works as an escort. I hope when I go to Japan I'm able to fuck her

What the fuck happened to De Niro? He used to be a man's actor, now he's in shit movies and has a nigger family and is all 'muh vaccines muh autism'.

I need your help. I don't know else to turn to. Too many crisps and toffee crisps have ruined me. I'm starting to feel the effects. Can someone give me a quick rundown on how to eat healthy? I've forgotten

>>34946238
Who's your JAVfu?

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>>34945555
>>34945844
>>34945888
I'm perplexed and impressed by what happened here.

>>34946303
Drink water, cut sugar, eat meals instead of snacks, maybe exercise once in awhile.

>>34946303
When I ate too many bags of crisps and snickers bars, I went on a month-long detox of eating wholemeal pitta bread and carrots and only drinking water.

It was probably equally unhealthy but at least I was shitting like clockwork.

>>34946303

low fat crisps and low fat toffee crisps, problem solved lad

>shaved facial hair
>regret it
forgot how ugly i am

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>>34946306
Aika

>>34946435
does she aika for the dika? eheheh

>>34946435
Why is she so...brown?

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>>34946397
did that the other day too.. although I'm sure it looks better and cuter, it makes me look younger I don't recgonise myself in the mirror.

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>>34946473
It's Gyaru-kei

>>34946389
Thanks mate. Only realistic advice I've heard

>>34946084
>I think the main problem with most people isn't their hostility though, but their passivity. Lots of people won't fuck you over, but they'll stand by as you're fucked over and shrug, which is possibly worse.

its probably because most people dont have the will power or motivation to want to be in a position of power, and therefore wouldent risk fucking a random person over for nothing.

im referring more to the sense that people will commit a selfish act if it means personal gain. so essentially im asking, why should i posses an attitude that cares about random people. why not live for myself. obviously its different if i personally know someone because then i have a relationship with them, and i can judge there character more thoroughly, and their happiness is something i can witness, and enjoy.

you ever read brother Karamazov? that has a poem in it that goes on about a person who stops the second coming of jesus because he think jesus is wrong about humanity.

Did my steroid shot. Felt gross but I feel sick anyway so fuck it.

>>34946500
post face you slut

Odds cig. Even no cig
Or just bed

>>34946523
Second, I want to know what Im facefucking at the eventual britfeel meetup.

>>34946473
Because she got a tan.

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>>34946523
>>34946538
ok heres my face

just kidding, too scared to post it

>give me money and I'll give you the slight joy of having a female say your name

Most ASMRtists know their audience, at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdDb3J_cPqc

thinking I might put another pizza in the oven lads. and some chicken nuggys. already eaten a lot but im drunk and want something to shove in my gob that isnt your weeb penis's/

>>34946611
>that massive list of names
>doesn't include my name

fuck

>>34946611
>Ctrl + F my name
>it's in the list

Get fucked roastie

>>34946435
>>34946512
>tfw no gyaru gf
Also thanks for telling me your JAVfu. I'll see if I can't get at her before you.

>>34946631
don't do it lad. I just did the same and now I feel like shit. Get yourself a tangerine and some water

>>34946521
Nice mate, enjoy the gains. Hope you did your research and got your PCT and ancillaries.

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>>34946666
hmmmm these digits must mean something

>>34946611
i feel sorry for the type of people who watch this

resorting to this because they cant get gf. not even trying to sound like a dick. its just fucked up.

>>34946666
Oi you can fucking tell me what to do lad. I'll fucking bite ya if you even fucking suggest it again

>>34946665
She's a jav idol, she's had literally hundreds of dicks inside her dude.

>>34946692
yeah. why don't they just turn prison gay like the rest of us desu

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>>34946611
>mfw hearing clueless people trying to explain ASMR to their clueless normie friends and pronouncing it "azz-mur"

>>34944368
We need more of her, our dicks can't take it

>>34946693
Don't disrespect the digits anon, you're playing with fire.

>>34946519
i think the answer to "why care" ends up being almost paternalistic. if you want to care, you almost have to do it forcefully because people don't "deserve" it by default. but you could just ignore it, or you could only care if caring comes to you immediately, never puting any effort into caring, but also avoiding trying not to care.

i've not read Karamazov, unfortunately.

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>when you meet with ebin

>>34946707
Perhaps but I'll have my penis in her before you do.

>>34946748
You won't have and it won't matter at any rate.

Stop trying to harsh my mellow

>>34946692
This is pretty pathetic but asmr itself is quite nice to listen to when it's not weird

evens, go to bed
odds, get drunk and play illegal vn

>>34946724
ILL FUCKING BITE YOU TOO

BITE YOU RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING FACE

>>34946804
HAVE A TANGERINE AND QUIET DOWN

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Would you fuck this Turk?

>>34944082

Someone has to be the most robotic britfeel regular
Someone has to be the msot Chad britfeel regular

I wonder how vast the difference is

>>34946435
Jerked off to her recently. Does she speak Engrish?

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Okay so at the eventual britfeel meetup, we gang up on ebinanon and fuck him til we're drained

>>34946849
I've only ever her heard her speak Jap.

I wish they would subtitle the incest ones she does because I feel i'm missing out on some hot dirty talk

>>34946796
>and bed for you
sweet dreams lad

>>34946885
I'm disappointed by the result, but it's for the best.

Goodnight.

>>34946869

If this was 2015, I might have attended, now I couldn't bear to be seen in public with 85% of you.

>>34946672
>PCT
I'll probably just blast and cruise until I die or something stops me.

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>>34946843
I don't do cockroaches

>>34946922
i had a bad roll last night, wanted a bedtime wank but got plain old bedtime instead
off for a wank now though before i go to bed

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>>34946931
>>34946869
>mfw I still dont know if the anon I sold drugs to is alive

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some v lewd comments going on here, I think we should cut back on that

>>34946995
let me fill your mouth with my seed

swallow it down

>>34946843
does she deny the Armenian genocide?

>>34946995
Let me fill your bum with my creed. Swallow the crown

>>34946843

>gauges

Nyet, nein, never.

>>34946995
let me fill your mouth with sperm, swallow the germ.

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>>34947031
I can honestly say we've never discussed it. I doubt she's even aware of it, too busy being a slag.

>>34946995
I want to impregnate you with my inferior seed

>>34947083

You can't impregnate a man.

>>34946995
I want to replace your blood with my cum

>when someone says they btfo you in a later thread but it's now dead and you can't bring it up without letting everyone know you've been vain enough to search your own name for mentions, but you're egotistical and want to wear them down for their cheek
when i used regular forums i thought it was just fun and games, but now i'm starting to think i have a genuine ego problem masked with overactive self-deprication.

lost my virginity to a tranny when abroad in thailand. Worst part is, I don't even regret it. I think Alex Jones was onto something when he said the water is turning people gay.

>>34946727
>if you want to care, you almost have to do it forcefully because people don't "deserve" it by default.

yeah, that is my issue. i am constantly told for example that i should care about minority groups but caring about them limits my own freedom. Throughout history, humans have, and do, look after themselves before caring about other. i feel more enforced to only care about people who i have genuine sympathy for, or people whom will benefit me if i help them.

My university lectures constantly talks about those who suffered, but i would gain more if i learned about those who ruled.

i feel wrong for having this mind. like a villain.

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>>34947106
I can try over and over though

>>34947122
He said they're putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay. He was talking about the french.

>>34947122

No you didn't lose your virginity. You stuck your penis in a man's anus.

>>34946712
>why don't they just turn prison gay like the rest of us desu

or they could improve themselves, and become a person worth dating.

>>34947151
So are all gay people virgins?

>>34947122
People are as gay now as they've ever been. The difference is they're feeling less and less reason to keep it behind closed doors.

If there's something in the water making people gay, it's always been there. Don't let yourself turn into a homo-in-denial General Ripper.

>>34947144
The sad part is is that it's actually true, but anything that gets attached to alex just ruins any chance of it being seen as a genuine problem.

>>34947176

Yes (assuming they have never had sexual intercourse with a woman)

>>34947176
Unless they've somehow had sex with a woman, yes. Homosexual "intercourse" doesn't count as sex.

>>34947180
>People are as gay now as they've ever been.
Total bullshit. This amount of faggotry only springs up when it's encouraged, like ancient Greece.

>>34946995
Let me pat your head

>>34947216
Exactly. When people don't need to hide it. Like the greeks

>>34947180
>>34947189

virginity
noun
the state of never having had sexual intercourse

anon sadly lost his virginity to a man with tits.

>>34947207
What if they put it in a woman but didnt cum and pulled out after a minute because eww vaginas.

>>34947180
>People are as gay now as they've ever been.

You have no idea how fast things are changing. I don't know about the level of homosexuality per say in the population, but the amount of MtFs taking hormones is rising so fast, you wouldn't believe it. for the last 4 years, the number of NHS patients on hormone therapy has doubled every 9 months.

>>34947216

Did you not read the sentence immediately following that?

>>34947216
Not remotely bullshit. Like I say, there's just less reason to keep it secret now.

You don't genuinely think more people are "becoming gay" instead of just not concealing it since there's less stigma attached to it now, do you?

>>34947281
transgenderism != homosexuality anon, that's a whole different kettle of fish

>>34947216
>>34947259
i dont mind gay people, and i kinda wish i was gay because it would be easier.

the only thing that annoys me is the prison gay bull shit. i most of you could get gfs if you tried. obviously social anxiety makes things harder but becoming gay isnt the solution.

>>34947299
>i kinda wish i was gay because it would be easier.
Same. Men are just pieces of shit. Women are complicated and possibly evil.

>>34947281
Is this why I can't get an appointment about my back? Because everyone's turning into women. Ffs

>>34947281
Good news is a lot of them will kill themselves. Maybe this is all to keep the population down?

Personally interested

What's your opinion on traps and your opinion on the whole tumblr movement of gender fluidity and identifying as the opposite sex

My gay best friend lols at my attempts to get with girls all the time. "If this was a guy you'd have a picture of his dick by now and know for sure"

>>34947298

It's all related, and whatever biological/chemical trigger is causing the faggotry in trannies is likely the cause of rising homosexuality too.
By the end of 2017, it is expected that there will be 300,000 men in the UK taking female hormones for gender dysphoria. That's just the official number, not including faggots like poleaboo who order their pills online.

>>34947356
Pretty retarded. And genuine trans people dont like it because they get lumped in with attention seekers/fetishists.

>>34947371
What a cruel joke women are. Why can't they just be men but be women

>>34947389
>B-but anon, I'm 'one of the guys'!
>proceeds to fuck you over even worse

>>34947376
>is likely the cause of
See, now you're making pseudoscientific assumptions so you can change the topic to trannies. I'm just addressing anon's line about something in the water "making him gay".

>>34947317
>Women are complicated and possibly evil.

its because its too easy for women now a days i feel. women can just go on pof or tinder and potentially talk to hundreds of men.

>>34947418

Your assumption that the prevalence of homosexuality being static has no basis.

>>34947415
Yep, sounds like one of the guys.

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started as a doodle now we here

pls rate i suck at drawing and spent 3 hours on this "doodle" and had to start over cause my pc got BSOD half way through

tl;dr ive had an absolute nightmare

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Women are better than men desu.