If you had a daughter and you got to choose her name, what

>>34946640
Elizabeth
She can basically choose her own nickname.
liz lizzy liz beth betty eliza

>>34946640

Olga Nadcrusher [surname]

A name like that and it aint gonna matter how good she looks, any man will think twice.

Thus starting her on a path towards developing a personality, being tough but fair, sweet and kind. Not a lady, but a god-damn maiden.

Able to take care of herself, without being an entitled strong independent wyvern who drinks from male tears tankards.

A woman forced to play on the same level as men.

>>34946713
>eliza
pls don't

hoepayne

Minea

Dahlia

>>34946732
i mean, if grandma names are back in vogue 20+ years from now and she wants to be called that, i don't give a fuck

The best girl names are always the short 2-3 syllable names. Everything beyond that is shit.

>>34946640
Andrina

>>34946640
I'm really not sure what I would call my child
I'm thinking Elizabeth as well, but I might go European/unique name just to give her some identity as my parents did with me.

Now, if I had a son this would be easy:

>Ulysses
>Isaac
>Gordon
>Klein
>Casper

the list goes on

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Allah, and I'd change my last name to Ackbar. The names are so uncommon that if I ever lose her all I'd have to do to find her is scream "ALLAH ACKBAR!!"

Fuckdoll demon curse formed of my inferior sperm on waxing moon

Fuck for short
Stick to nofap for superior male progeny

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>>34946792
>>34946732
>he dosent get it

>>34946640
Nova or Leora.

>>34946786
Good choice

>>34946640
Fuktoi

>>34946640
Kill Yourself
>wuz ur name?
>Kill Yourself

>hey Kill Yourself
>Kill Yourself this
>Kill Yourself that

it would be a cool experiment yo

>>34946640
Emrys. It means immortal one.

Dolores after a certain book

>>34946713
FPBP

Came here to say this, there's also a sense of respect and modesty with 'Elizabeth' that very few names still have

I'd give her a male name like John or something.

Id probably name her Belle. I like that name

Rena, Sena, Alice, Elizabeth, Yukimura,

I have two daughters. Amelie and Colette

The amount of literal shit I have to clean on a daily basis is insane...

>>34946640
Claire or Lily, no idea why I'm just an autist and I've always thought those were pretty names

Sadie, i think it's a real pretty name

I'm afraid that if some day i come to have a daughter i may abuse her

>>34946972
It's good that most people don't get it, no? No worries about people associating Eliza with 'underage drug addict camwhore' on anywhere but 4chan.

Chad
>no matter what you do, your daughter will always be a roastie

>>34948408
abuse her how?

>>34948522
The usual ? i may start when i give her a bath than i wont be able to hold my self

>>34948653
ok, let's hope you don't have a daughter then huh

Dorothy, or Dot for short.
Named after my great grandma who was super weird and bohemian but also really nice.

>>34946640
>Lavie
Pronounced like "law-vee". I always thought it was a nonexistent but awesome name.

Belarus, I like the country and how it sounds.

casca or naomi

>>34947790
LOLITA?
um I hope you never have a daughter

Autumn or Marcy

PENIS SUCKING TITTY MONSTER

>>34946876

This conversation would inevitably happen.

Have you seem Allah?

Allah who? Akbar?

alice

or delilah

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Nausicaa
Unique and beautiful name, a quality character

>>34948946
sounds like "nauseous"

>>34946640
Lily 100%

>>34948959
You got me there. I guess I'd name her Bort then

>>34946640
rena
because renamon is my waifu
its subtle enough that shed probably never know me and her mom have yiffed in fursuits together

>>34946640
Athena :3

pretty original

>>34946729
oh my god I laughed out loud, thanks anon

>>34947158
Are you serious, those are some very flower indigo child names

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>>34946729
my daddy left home when i was three,
didn't leave much for ma and me
just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze

>>34949271
I know that song

julia, madoline

Majora. The whole Majora is female theory from LoZ is what inspired me.

It'd be a boy named Sue

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>>34946640
I'd name her Abortion.

>>34946640
Shirley
So I can say Shirley you can't be serious.
But it's also her great grandmothers name.

Alice is my favorite female name, so it would be that.

>>34946640
Cocksuckerina

Eleanor. It's a family name and I need to have a 4th generation of Eleanors.
Then maybe Ana, or Margaret.

Victoria

Such a lovely history behind the name, and I't pretty much set high standers as far as names go.

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>>34949538
very nice taste robit

>>34949072
Love this name. A cute girl named Athena had a huge crush on me but I turned her down because she was way too young for me (16)

Isabella and give her the nickname Izzy

Either that or be /cuck/ and name her after my first crush Megan

>>34948347
>Having daughters
Sorry family, but this is /r9k/, you are too normal for these parts