MBTI Thread

I'm INTP like half the rest of the autists in this board.

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>>34945877
INTJ, too bad that I am a total failure for my type

ENTP
True limbo between robots and normies, too smart to succumb to wizardry too stupid too reject society

Ever wanted to have friends but only for it to melt in your face?
It's torture living like this, now I've got a gapeing scar on my face and it'll only get worse

>>34945877
Depending on my mood, I'm either INTP or INFP. Doesn't make much difference to me.

INFJ. Haven't met anyone else similar irl.

>>34945877
INTP just like everyone else here

>>34945877
INTP-T.

It seems like everyone is INTP

I can't be the only ISFJ around

ISTP. i've only seen like one other person that is ISTP

>>34946244
Both of my parents are ISFJ's

ENTP-A and SCOEI.
Charismatic enough to make superficial relationships yet autistic/damaged to the point where i cannot maintain them. truly /purgatory/

>>34946350
do their arguments always finish with an endless spiral of passive-aggresiveness?

>>34945877
INFP
Life is suffering, desu

>>34945979
I'm an INTJ as well. It's the rarest type for women (that I recall) so I guess that's cool.
I don't know what else we're supposed to take away from this.

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is there stuff like pic related for enfj? what's going on in there mind? I find Fe rather frightening. like do they even think on their own, or do they just absorb stuff from their friends?

ENTJ
>TFW Chad personality but ugly and come off as eccentric because I don't drink

>>34946628
can you describe your life as an ugly entj? feels like you lost the genetic lottery my friend

>>34946469
Yep. It's pretty annoying actually and then it escalates to direct verbal insults.

ESTJ. Constantly taking on too many tasks because I don't trust people to do it right (they don't).

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ISTP

Im cool as shit

>>34946617
>enfj
Dominant Fe (EXFJ): I am warm and enjoy taking care of people. I consider how decisions will impact everyone involved. Is there anything I can get you, to make you feel more comfortable? I can't be with people who don't treat others with respect. I want to acknowledge not only what each of you has done in the group as individuals, but also talk about what we can do, or have done, together! You did an awesome job with that; you are so talented. I don't approve of what you are doing, because it's inappropriate and will have a bad impact on others, but I am willing to talk it through and will accept your apology, without any bad feelings. I feel so at ease offering affirmation, and am deeply hurt when others don't do the same. I want everyone to be happy, but am not afraid to say what I feel if I need to.

Any other INTPs here /daydreamingconstantly/?

I thought for sure there might be another INFJ here... *slumps shoulders dejectedly*

>ENTJ
Easy now, everything will be fine is you do what I say

>>34946859
that's not what I wanted to hear desu

>>34945979
>>34946598
Hello fellow autists/sociopaths.

Have you found your INFP bae yet?

>unironically ENTJ
Too bad i have low self-esteem and confidence along with 4/10 looks.

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>>34947149
>Too bad i have low self-esteem and confidence along with 4/10 looks.
Forgot pic.

INTP/INFP

>>34947175
where can I do this test?
vgvtctcycycycyc

>>34947221
>where can I do this test?
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm

>>34947145
I >>34945979 did, and it was pretty fucking terrible

>>34947221
Try this website. There's a bunch of them desu.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

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ISTP reporting in, we will control the world

>>34947252
Way to go you emotional autist. You fucking blew it.

But at least you're the super smart INTJ.

What's wrong with us? I'm apathetic as all hell.

>>34947326
I don't think I blew it, it was a bretty good decision. My Fi is way less autistic now, and I'm learning to be more compassionate and considerate in a new relationship, earlier I was a self-centered and cold prick like the 90% of INTJs

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>>34946088
>INFJ. Haven't met anyone else similar irl.

iktf

I feel pretty angry or apathetic a lot of the time anon.

>>34947832
Beautiful image that explains it all. How do you get through being misunderstood most of the time?

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>>34945877
INFP here

I was born to feel, wish people would appreciate that

>>34947983
INFJ here: everybody was born to feel.

>>34948027
I guess so

I still fucking hate myself

ESTP, how did this happen?

>>34945979
INTJ too, but everything that I could be is wasted on my lack of motivation & inability to make myself do anything productive other than browse /r9k/ & watch porn.

INFJ which I never see discussed here. I feel like a loser like everyone else here DESU

>>34946617
FUCK that is an accurate description of me, especially the bit about memories being more abstract than precise recollections.

Do any other INTP's struggle with this? I'm terrible at relaying information about the past because it's all some vague abstraction, significant small details aren't retained in my memory in the slightest.

I always thought I wasn't really an INTP because I was shit at maths/technical things. I could be I suppose, I've just never tried and didn't apply myself in school.

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ISTP

sometimes I can be badass but I mostly just drink and hate myself and others in general

>>34949427
Maybe, I think I might also have other memory problems though.

>>34949327
Hey fellow INFJ *hugs neck* what do you want to discuss?

>>34949427
Opposite for me. I remember a lot of details. In fact, I often have to play dumb to not seem too autistic, cause unlike most normies I remember everyone's names and faces and exactly what happened at any time I was present and in what order.

>>34947983
infp here too. I just want to create but I'm poor. studying architecture, super fuckin awesome. seems like a job I can do

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>>34947392

INTJ here.

Got tired of looking for xNxP girls and got a me a ESFP, she's like a puppy, does whatever I tell her to. If only she had anything interesting to talk about at all it would be perfect.

>>34945877
INTP here
I really have a hard time understanding the thoughtprocess of sensors.
Can any sensor describe the way they perceive the world? Do you live completely in focused on the outside world and only use your mind as a tool to manipulate the outside world? If so, how do you determine your goals in the first place?

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Bordering I/ENTP. Used to be full ENTP before winding up here. I feel like im just becoming apathetic to everything. Positive emotions become weaker while negative stronger. I see im about to screw myself over for my laziness but instead of doing anything about it i just let it happen. Its just a spiraling path of getting my self into a deeper and deeper hole

>>34945979
>>34947145
>>34949184
>>34947252

INTJ are shown to be the most autistic type, I'm surprised there aren't more INTJs on this board tbqhwymd

>>34949427
I feel like we intp are great and remembering things when we really have to. intp work great under stress but modern life is too comfy for us, we kind of need the thrill like istp to get things going

ISTJ

Funny, I used to be INTJ, wonder how/why/what's changed.

First one in the thread, it seems. What kind of jobs would be good for an ISTJ character?

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Flowhcart here for the confused.

>>34949881
The ones not here were smart enough to off themselves early. I wish I could be that smart.

>>34949896
I get more stessed by other people getting stressed than stressful things themselves.

I feel so driven to fit in that I can't help getting riled up so I don't look like a sperg robot when things are going wrong.

I'm good at remembering important things but my memory is more of a swirl with peaks of significance, things I find unimportant I just don't retain.

>>34949719
I'm good at remembering faces/names to an autistic level if I'm interested in somebody but if I'm not I can barely remember anything about them.

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INTP and INTJ are thrown into a room. What happens?

>>34949988
The INTP breaks down in tears, while the INTJ pretends to know what to do & try to make a plan of escape but eventually breaks down in tears as well.
>t. intj

>>34945877
I'm an INFP and I'm lonely, how do I be less lonely?

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>>34949881


Most INTJ have better things to do than hang around in such a shitty place, we mostly come to places like this to gather the occasional insights from the scores of INTP.

Failing at life is the default state for INTP, rare is the one that pulls an Einstein on society, but it's only a temporary state for INTJ, a time between major life struggles after the old Big Plan fails to recharge the creative juices and come up with a new Big Plan before jumping back into the fray.

The basic difference between them is that INTP autism is the lazy and coward kind so they don't even try, while INTJ are too autistic to give up so they keep trying until they succeed or die.

>>34949695
sternum licking, for or against?

>voluntary work, leader shows concern on hacking and leaks
>"lets just use dropbox for backups xddd", leader agrees
i thought leaks were supposed to be prevented. why expose yourself to the botnet? reeeeeeeeeeeeee (yes, i suggested to use pendrives but got awkward faces)
does that fit the intp/j special snowflake stereotype

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>>34945877
This is the type I got the last time I made the test (around a week ago)
What can you tell me about my type robbit?

>>34947269
ISTP will conquer

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How was college, /r9k/?

How is it being an ENTP. I get that you are less autistic than us INTPs, but aren't you still empty inside and uncaring towards people?

>>34950221
You are really straddling the line between ISFP and ISTP, take this to see where you really stand.

>>34950221
the only thing that you want in life is to die in a war while fighting till your last breath

>>34950253
>>34950221
http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/isfp-or-istp.php

4chan x made me autosend

Who else INFP crybaby? I just was on a walk home in the dark and was crying quietly to myself. It just feels good to cry at this point.

>>34946942
Sup brother

>>34950072

At night just find out where the goth/emo/scene kids of your area hang out, every major city has some place like this, it's some seedy bars where people read shitty poetry and drink green stuff, or not that loud nightclubs with plenty of comfy spots to smoke pot and cuddle. You'll find plenty of xSFP that you can kinda relate to, plus some xNFx now and then that you can totally relate to.

During the day just prey on INTP, they are defenseless, find some nerds at the local university campus near the computer science department and invite them to play RPG and chill.

>>34950253
>>34950261
Let me try that.

>>34950258
Dying in a war sounds cool, I don't love my country enough though.

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>>34950252
pretty much desu ne

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>>34950252
>INTJ is a pajeet

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>>34946884
Yeah, always.

I do this thing were I have conversations with imaginary people in my head. It worries me a little because they say talking to yourself means you're insane. I never really saw it as talking to myself because I kind of feel like I'm speaking to someone else. I don't know anymore, I feel like my mental health has been waning the past few days.

>>34950252
Yeah I feel pretty empty all right, trying to find something that really interests me. In college right now, the social aspect is probably the best part honestly, but as soon as I am alone I revert into my usual state of mind,

>>34950134
It's ok. I'd much prefer neck and earlobe licking tbqh. You?

>>34950252
Most of this image seems spot on from what I know of MBTI and the functions but why just a girl reading a book for INFJ?

>>34950634
INFJ will understand.

>>34950252
What is the ISTP guy even doing?

>>34950652
I wish I were an INFJ, all I can do is cry.

>>34950676
>>What is the ISTP guy even doing?
Thingken bout life.

>>34950676

Being a slavshit.

ISTP don't usually get to college or if they do they hate it and are only there for the food and the baes. They might cut it in stuff like design or mechanical engineering, but it's unnusual, college is not their thing much, too much theory.

>>34950502
Same situation as you, except it's me constructing perfect arguments with others, but then fail to express one coherent thought in real life. I want to discuss things with my friends, but I just come off as a mumbling retard.

>>34950676
>loner
>not going to class
>self-destructive behavior
>wandering without purpose
>waiting for the end

>>34950652
>>34950726

It's the Ni man.

INTJ and INFJ just read and read and read.

Then INTJ finds a lab and locks himself there until PhD, while INFJ reads some more until finding a worthwhile cause so he can be literally Hitler about it to everyone later in life.

>>34950252
Why aren't ISFP and INFP equally sad?

Both are Fi dom, does the Ne make the big difference?

>>34950744
>too much theory
ISTPs are usually okay at conceptualization (dominant function is introverted thinking) not as much as INTXs but it's not at all deficit.
general dislike of authority, routine and self destructive behavior is probably a bigger part in why they wouldn't bother.

>>34950836

Fi craves emotional fulfillment.

Ne craves meaningful experiences with people. It's the dominant function of ENxP.
Se craves pleasurable experiences with people. It's the dominant function of ESxP, aka Chad and Stacy.

So INFP wants to be happy but the world is so horrible omg sad somebody (ENTJ) save me from all these feels and give my life some direction please, PLEASE.

While ISFP wants to be happy and is waiting for the right person (ESTJ) to liberate and tame her inner slut to do all the things, that's right, ALL THE THINGS. But only with the right person.

Why are ESFP so sex crazed?

It's like they don't think about anything else. They don't care about anything unless it somehow leads to sex, and they either use sex to get whatever they want or they can be convinced to do pretty much anything for sex, depending on how desirable they are and how much access to sex they have.

A stunning ESFP will use sex to get whatever she can possibly want, while an ugly one will be happy to fulfill every depraved wish of whoever is willing to fuck her.

>>34951007
That was a surprisingly insightful answer, explains a lot about why it feels so much harder than I expect to really connect with my ISFP friend.

>>34951307
ESFP is Stacy: The Personality.

>>34946158
>>34945897
I think INTPs tend to gravitate towards the internet and anonymous social sites.

Due to a mix of introversion and the other cognitive functions.

>>34945877
INTP

INTP is the true robot type. I like being me though desu, didn't always but I do now. Wouldn't change types if I could. Fuck normies.

Do you like girls the same MBTI as you?

I don't know what an INTP girl would even be like.

>>34949988
They have a debate about something abstract that INTP brought up. They continue debating various things and never escape the room, despite coming up with many plans.

>>34951666

Same and INTP guys, shy introverts with obscure interests that basically never talk to anyone except their 1d6 childhood friends.

Except that ENFJ guys actually hit on them and collect INTP (and INFP) girls until they have a harem of nerdy needy awkward chicks that he finds amusing to drive around to trendy places, so they actually have fulfilling lives.

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Who else /iceteajay/ ?

Jesus, what would an INTJ girl be like? The thought genuinely terrifies me.

>>34951917
I know one. Most people seem view them as bitches. I don't but that seems to be the normie take on INTJ girls.

>>34945877
any other intp obsessed with arizona iced tea?

>>34951950
ESTP comes to mind as a bitch, INTJ seems like either an edgy goth girl or some bookworm.

>>34950072
You can join the new INFP discord if you'd like.

Email [email protected] and I'll give you the invite link from there.

This invitation goes out to other INFPs too.

>>34951976
She's also that. She's a bookworm and many people think she's a bitch.

>>34951666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJBQ_LnhKTo

I'm not sure if I'm an ISTP or ESTP. If I don't talk to people regularly I start going crazy and I'd consider myself an extrovert, but I'm not very popular and I'm definitely not a Chad.

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>>34952081
>I'm special because I'm an INTP!
Next thing you know they will say fembots exist.

>>34951666
My gf is INTP. She simply hates most people and can handle a debate perfectly (thanks god, I'd have angered a normie to death by now)

>>34951917

INTJ-A here, I've met two in college, one of them just suddenly walked to me one day when I was a freshmen and demanded my contact info then started sending me endless emails and bothering me to make some bullshit internet test that introduced me to MBTI. She was a senior in the CS department and graduated already, she works for IBM now I think, I remember she picked her friends based on psychological assessments and to most people it is seemingly at random, she basically doesn't talk to anyone else except the people she chooses. She was annoying as fuck, but I only ever met one girl smarter than her.

Said girl is probably also INTJ. I've met her through a friend, she got my contact info and gave me a card, we met three or four other times. She's a lawyer and speaks five languages. She's two years younger than me. She attends social gatherings for networking but literally doesn't have any friends, she only sees people as clients in potential.

I'm pretty sure think they're both virgins desu senpai, neither ever had a bf and as far as I know never seemed even slightly interested in sex.

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>tfw STILL a robot

oregonian commentary

>>34950621
butts are fun.

>>34951958
Yes. The true robot beverage

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>>34948295
>>34952117
>>34952381
how the FUCK are we ESTP robots
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CHAD!

>>34952484
Really. I'm no intp and I've always enjoyed Arizona tea. It's my go to drink. Tastes great mixed with rum and ginger beer too sometimes.

>>34952381
literally how the fuck did you manage to still be a robot

>>34952550
I have a bad habit of pissing off friends/potential gfs/bosses/family/pets/people and either a) abandoning them because I dont need their drama shit or b) them abandoning me because they're shitty people