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>"Excuse us mister, we are selling cookies to raise funds for our college to take a trip to Nigeria to work with disadvantaged youth, would you be interested in purchasing any? "
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these girls are pretty hihiihihi
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I'm sorry could you repeat that, what did you say I couldn't hear you
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If they're pot cookies ayyy
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Which is the greatest /r9k/ discord server and why is it Ultra Heaven?
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LMAO that discord with the snail guy?
Fuck dude I'm not sure if you're trolling or not but jesus fuck I hope you are.
That discord is nothing but a power hungry admin trying to enhance his epeen by providing a place for robots to orbit trannies and 'women', if you think that snailchat is good you deserve to be stoned to death and your corpse burned.
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>>34960961
Is there a link to said discord? I'm lonely and want a place where i can fall asleep on while listening to robots talk in vc
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>>34961090
well said my man well said
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>cat comes over to me
>I start petting her
>she starts purring and rubbing her head on me
>I get a boner
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>>34960957
A clear sign you should end yourself immediately.
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Resist the temptation. Cats have tongues like sandpaper.
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>>34960957
This also happens to me, I guess it's the feeling of affection that makes me happy or turned on since I've never experienced that from humans.
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> He finds cartoon girls more attractive than real women.
> What a fucking loser!
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>>34960771
This is why I'll stick to my 2D girls
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>>34960822
Your parents are disappointed in you right?
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>>34960771
ew disgusting i'll stick to my 2d girls
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"how come you aren't eating, Anon?"
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>>34960711
>implying I wouldn't guzzle that down in 30 seconds like a fucking pig
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That one strawberry on top is not ripe
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>>34960711
>i prefer the sweetness of looking at you
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Hey there. Come join our discord. We have mods and dedicated channels for different topics. And we're robot friendly.
https://discord.gg/qkzNZhs
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>>34960665
Nice discord, will join
orego
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>>34960665
>>34961097
>Nice discord, will join
But anon, you created the thread!
Honestly though kill yourself.
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>>34961167
can OP ever recover?
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ITT your contrarian opinions
Contrarian by 4chan standards
>a lot of black people are really nice and hard working and they have made some pretty good music
>generally speaking, I find hot Stacies more attractive than qt indie grils
>most anime isn't really that good
>Trump is just another corporate shill and he won't fix anything
>Radiohead is trash
Contrarian by normie standards
>Jews are filthy rats
>globalism is a scam
>most trap and EDM is trash
>most classic rock is trash
>indie folk music is trash
>Abrahamic religion should be banned
>women aren't people and their only value is their attractiveness
>ugly women have literally no value at all
>fat people should be put in camps and if they can't get in shape they should be gassed
>elections are a false choice and neocons/neolibs are both vermin and should be gassed
>capeshit movies have no artistic merit and if you like them you're a retard numale faggot
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>>34960637
>fat people shoudl be gassed
>liking niggers
Such bait. Wow.
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>>34960637
>Women aren't the problem you are
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>34960709
Explain your reasoning
>>34960692
>Defending fatties
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>nice weather for first time in forever
>don't have an excuse to go outside
>bored and sad
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Me always. Not sure how to proceed. I will continue to be sad and bored.
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>wanting to go outside
don't know that feel bro
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>>34960622
Let the nice weather be your excuse. Go on a walk. Breathe in the fresh air and forget.
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Remember to show compassion! 2017-02-18 04:54:34 Post No.34960571
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Remember to show compassion!
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Be kind to each other.
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how 'bout I fuck your stupid face you insipid cunt
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There is nothing kinder than buying someone a husky that doesn't have a one and really, REALLY wants one.
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>>34960595
That would be nice if he's into that sort of thing
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What does xanax feel Iike ?
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feels like you've been holding your breath for you entire life and you just exhaled and took in some fresh air
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recreationally it feels like you dont give a fuck anymore and you feel hella sleepy. It makes you blissfully stupid and you dont overthink things anymore. My favorite thing to do is take 3 mg and just play videogames and listen to music til i pass out
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>>34960562
Took some and didn't notice. Compare to valerian mixed with other sedating herbs honestly.
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What you do when you feel a little lonely /r9k/?
I listen to classical music,particularly Ludwig Van.
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stare at the wall
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Very nice, anon! I usually take a bubble bath and listen to music as well. Mozart, deftones and scale the summit latley has been my go-to
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>>34960554
And cry?
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Have you ever worked out with your busty female friend?
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I don't work out or have friends.
>inb4 why don't you just lift bro
There's no colleration, I also have a terrible personality.
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>busty
>female
>friend
None of these things are in my life, let alone combined. Where the fuck you think you are? I rly hate nu-r9k
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It's difficult to work out with big boobs, but there are guides to help you exercise more effectively.
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is there any more anime like Lain? I want to feel robot feels. I could watch Welcome to the NHK I haven't seen it all yet.
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>>34960313
sub or dub?
I know mostly I'd choose sub but some dubs are god tier like Gits SAC dub.
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>>34960287
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
ps what dub should i watch for lain?
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>>34960313
This and boogiepop phantom
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>get into new game/hobby with friends
>i'm a neet and they're not
>always progress far above them and leave them in the dust, nobody can keep up with my autism then they move on to a new game without even having mastered the previous one
FUCKING NORMALSHITS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
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>not being that one guy who knows everything and helps his friends with anything they need
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>>34960227
>not just completely avoiding normalfags
Are you actually braindead or do you not know how to check if others are neets?
Heres the full process because you're stupid
>play your favourite game
>play on a server that you can join over and over (if server based)
>check whos online at 3pm
>check whos online at 3am
Oh surprise surprise, the person playing 14 hours on a weekday is a neet.
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>>34960245
I would be, but they don't fucking want help because they are such fucking normies they don't want to try hard or be good at anything, they want to move on to the next game by the time I am prepared to help them be good at the first.
If I tell them game mechanics they'll say "lol dude why ru takin this so serius??"
These people have ~900MMR in dota, for example. Why are fucking normalshits so content with being dogshit at everything? They work some shit job and have some 6/10 gf, smoke weed and be bad at video games and they enjoy this more than mastering anything, an art, a trade, a game, they can't devote themselves to shit.
I used to think the 'NEET superiority' shit was a meme but now I understand it. Normies are literally subhuman.
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Proof that female robots exist 2017-02-18 04:31:31 Post No.34960198
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Proof that female robots exist
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>raised like a human, so she develops to only be sexually attracted to humans
>tossed in a monkey habitat at 12
>doesn't interact well with other monkeys, never mates, and uses sign language to say "Hurt" while in the habitat
>gradually reintroduced to the wild
>poached for her hands after the first year of her real monkey life
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what cunt thought it was a good idea to release it into the wild!?
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>Gets reintroduced
>Chimpanbot no longer good enough for her
>Begs her Chad keepers to take her back as if she's too good for her own kind
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>>34960215
Funding probably dried up. She was just a game for them.