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Does anyone else still regret never asking out their high school crush? I'm 20 now, and I feel like my high school had way hotter girls than my college does. I think I even caught my hs crush smiling at me a few times, but at 15 I was just too stupid and insecure to ask her out. Not getting sweet teen pussy will always be one of the biggest regrets in my life. I did lose my virginity in college, but theres just something more special about having your first sexual and romanic experience with a girl in your younger years.
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>>35011615
>theres just something more special about having your first sexual and romantic experience with a girl in your younger years
Eh, not really. Grass is always greener, etc.
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No. She's fat and has three kids now.
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I never had a high school crush because I was a true robot who didn't interact with the other kids and resented them for being attractive.
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How to die quickly and painlessly domestically?
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>>35011503
Get a shitton of alcohol and chug it as fast as you can. Works even better if you're less than 25, I think.
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Don't anon, lots of beauty in the world.
You don't see it now, give yourself time.
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Buy enough pills to kill an elephant and then buy some more, take them all and go to sleep.
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>be me
>fucking loser joined my discord
>ask who he is
>doesn't say anything and acts autistic
>ban him
talk about autists you've dealt with
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>be me
>OP posts something autistic
>sage his thread
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>>35011327
Post discord so I can seduce you
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>>35011407
Um okay,
it's not going to work anon
>>35011432
re-evaluate your life
Advice about females for betas?
2017-02-20 07:20:36 Post No.35011161
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Advice thread about Females.
>talking to girl for a month
>get her number
>ask her out over text message cause im afraid ill sweat too much
>she says "sure no promises, tho"
>ask if she likes sushi ( for the date)
>she doesnt respond for 2 days
> ask one of her friends if i did something wrong b/c she wont respond to me
>Her friend asks her about me and she says im creepy/weird and she was just being nice
Why didnt she just say no in the first place?
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Women never cut off potential betabux no matter how unlikely the contingency is in which they would call them
STOP ORBITING
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>>35011161
>just leave her alone
women are a fucking meme and a robot shouldn't pursue them
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>>35011161
advice threads are not allowed on R9K. READ STICKY!!!!!!!!!!
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I can't get her out of my head.
Have you ever had strong feelings for a girl who you barely knew?
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>>35010975
Kill yourself
This is the only solutiom
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>>35010975
iktf anon iktf
its a pretty awful feel especially if you kind of knew her and you fucked it all up
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what happened spill beans OP
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Femanons, why don't you hve any interests or cool hobbies?
You can't blame guys for only wanting to fuck you if that's the only thing you're good for.
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Their hobby is tearing out and stomping on your heart, leaving you a lonely, sobbing, emotional car crash.
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>>35010314
I like horse riding but I haven't lived on a farm for 3 years now
Damn... I miss it.
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>I knit, read books and collect useless things xDDDD
Every time.
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>waaaaaah women cause all my problems its their fault
No faggot, it's your fault too. Men are pigs who only care about sex. It's not like you'd be a genuine and caring partner to any woman. We don't trust you either, beta bitchboy.
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>>35010292
You are super gay
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>>35010292
>Men are pigs who only care about sex
Well if you aren't an interesting person besides being female it's the only thing you're good for
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>>35010340
>this is what virgin losers think
You are not an interesting person. What women would want to have any sort of conversation with some deadbeat arrogant loser
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>You die if you work
Eternal NEET here, how do i get over this fact? I have been NEET since i was 15 and the mere thought of having responsibility to turn up on time, to have to wake up at specified time and DO shit no matter how i feel makes me suicidal.
How does one enjoy life without work? And i dont mean some wannabe "muh purpose" but the actual money you get, literally nothing else.
It strikes me that my life would be literally perfect if i only had money....but since money=job i am destined to stay depressed, loner NEET for all of eternity.
Is there no middle way or something?
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Pull off a heist, become a criminal and become your own boss. The only work you have to do are hit and runs.
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>>35010024
Make money online somehow
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Sounds like you need to become self employed. But it's a lot harder than just a regular job.
The funny thing is that those of us that don't want to work often work a lot harder than the average wagie.
ITT things you will never understand
Supercars - and the whole Top Gear culture. You're not going to drive or need to drive 200mph over the speed limit ever in your life. Just buy a sensible sedan with decent interior. Buying racecars is completely pointless and expensive.
Sports - such a waste of time. Who cares who wins some fictionalized conflict with silly rules. People who feel "pride" that they're home team won is just retarded and pathetic.
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I agree with the first one but only half agree with the second.
Playing sports feels great. It's good exercise so you can get /fit/
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>>35009488
They buy supercars to run them on race tracks.
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>>35009488
The idea behind sports is the same idea behind any game that you can play with another person. It's a strategy contest first and foremost, and individual players can excel or fall beyond that.
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tfwnobf 2017-02-20 05:40:58 Post No.35009301
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I am a non binary demi girl Anyway my question is why don't straight hetro binary men like me and get all pissy when I even try to talk about issues such as this.
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>>35009301
If only you were into pansexual trans girls like me :(
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>>35009301
goodbye forever
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>>35009333
Do you see what I mean?
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>girl compliments handwriting
>imagine life together
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>>35009240
>getting a coffee
>"Be careful, it's hot."
>she really cares
>I'll tell our kids this story
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One time i tried one of those omegle r9k threads and a fem anon said i have nice lips,
What did she mean by this
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That used to happen to me too but since I embraced my incel destiny those thoughts haven't returned,now I know from the very beginning that I don't have a chance.
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Do you think/talk to yourself in memes?
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Yes absolutely, I think in memes and it goes like this:
>Kek!
>What did they mean by this?
>Really makes me think
>Was it autism?
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>>35009277
Also
>this song is GOAT
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>>35009206
>unironically think "senpai, desu" irl
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>had teenage love
>she ended up being a whore like 99% of women
>totally soured my view on women, taught me what red flags to look for in a whore
>eventually realize that theyre all whores who will date a guy and say they love him while having secret conversations with backup males
>fast forward to now, age 23
>realize how lucky i am to have experienced female hypergamy first hand at a young age
>dont have to worry about a succubus stealing my time/money/mental health for the sake of pussy
>fuck girls who have boyfriends because hoes will do what they want to do regardless
>have aided in the cucking of 6 different betas
love is a joke. you don't want a gf.
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you have to learn from experience
eventually cheaters will start being punished again when all of society is redpilled
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>>35009132
Redflags for a whore
>White
Stupid first worlders
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realizing the person you loved isn't who you thought they were is so disillusioning.
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Post dank pepes and wojaks.
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>tfw no one replies
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Here you go famelamelam.
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>>35010468
I sincerely thank you bro.
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Why don't Syrian girls go around raping European men?
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Because homosex Is haram
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Because they aren't here, they are left back in the warzone
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>>35009331
This.
Their brothers/husbands/fathers/whatever left them there because their life is not worth the trouble.