>girl compliments handwriting
>imagine life together
>>35009240
>getting a coffee
>"Be careful, it's hot."
>she really cares
>I'll tell our kids this story
One time i tried one of those omegle r9k threads and a fem anon said i have nice lips,
What did she mean by this
That used to happen to me too but since I embraced my incel destiny those thoughts haven't returned,now I know from the very beginning that I don't have a chance.
>>35009274
>at Starbucks recently and the cashier was unbelievably cute
>Like the type you see in a "you fall in love you lose" thread
>she smiles at me TWICE
Needless to say, I'm still deciding what colour our curtains should be for our cozy Seattle apartment
>>35009240
>Happened last week desu
But why do I view any compliment as a condescending insult?
>girl says "excuse me"
>can't stop thinking about her
End me
>>35009240
>meet up with girl at least once a week for 6-8 hour studying/fucking around sessions
>I both enjoy being around her more and can relate to her more than any of the male friends I've made in college
>she's a lesbian
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35009856
I also have her skype and phone number and we correspond over those mediums fairly regularly as well
>>35009856
>lesbian
They're all lesbian until they're dicked convert her anon
>>35009856
Is it weird that i usually make closer friends with women than I do with men?
>>35009856
>tfw no lesbian alt friend
You're living the dream, fuckass.
>girl makes eye contact because of your chad looks
>you're really into loli traps
>>35009925
No you ass there have been movies made on this exact concept before
>>35009856
Anon it's well known that most women are meme lesbians. She'll take the dick at somepoint OP.
>>35009428
>cute Starbucks girl compliments your name
>begin performing kegels while I wait to ensure I shoot a healthy load when we conceive our children
>a girl i know hugs me in my dream
>IN MY DREAM
>fantasize about her ever since
>thinking about how i'd meet her parents
Get on my level.
>see girl 10 rows ahead of me at concert
>start imagining our future together
>not care about any female i talk to/chat with/see in school etc. for years
>meet a girl for the first and very probably the last time for a purpose of selling some thing to her
>think about her since
Who else here /diealittlemoreeachtimetheyseeacutegirlwherever/ ?
fuck you with your 10/10 threads
i dont like to look at something i cant have
>qt girl looks at me when I'm taking a walk
>hide all my fapsocks and shitjugs in case she comes to spend the night
>>35010068
Got in a relationship in my dream with a girl from my class. Try harder
>>35009240
>girl says you have a nice voice and asks you read something on this paper she's holding
>become super thirsty for the next several hours you're with her
>Woman sits next to me in bus
>Think about the bus crashing and me saving her life
>girl talks to me
>Imagine being together but she eventually cheats on me or gets bored after 1 month
>Back off from trying anything further with the girl after these thoughts
Fairly sure I could have at least gotten fucc by now if I didn't think of that shit
>>35010068
>girl tries to be my friend all through 5th grade
>ignore her
>have a dream about going to her house early in the summer
>fantasize about her all summer and bike past her house multiple times a week hoping she is out
>never talks to me again
7 years later and I am still a khv
>If youth knew; If age could
>woman see me
>dies from the fear
>>35010682
This.
It's pointless torture.
haha this really is a great thread
>>35009240
>girl calls you a pathetic loser
>can't stop thinking about our future wedding
>>35009290
She imagined you sucking her feminine penis.
>married, extrovert grill holds my hand while making a joke
>starts tinking about cuddling together and talking in bed
>starts planning our honeymoon
>>35009240
Woah, I thought I was the only one who thought like this, I guess I do fit in here, I'll give an occurrence.
>Girl looks at me
>Imagine going out on a date with her
>Imagine proposing to her
>Realize what a lonely faggot I am
>>35009428
>get starbucks
>she asks for my name
>oh to write my name on the cup...
FOR FUCKING WHAT NIGGA
if ANY qt shows a minimum of attention
>only think of her
>grimly accept reality
>rinse and repeat
>>35009240
>girl at school who you have never talked to but whos name you know smiles at you
>start to think about the names of our children
The funny thing about you all is:
Even if you'd find a grill and have a relationship with them.. You would wish to be alone again or you would scare 'em off after a while because you are too attached to them cuz of loneliness for so long... I dont want to hurt your feelings but it is actually the reality.. It's like you had played CoD for your entire life and wished for something in your life other than CoD.. and then... bang...
>>35009638
> I say "excuse me" to a cutie
> "you're fine"
> "she thinks I'm fine."
>start chatting with a qt from another country on a regular basis
>imagine her visiting me in my country and show her my city, language, culture...
>those thoughts go on every day for two years
>she told me she finally has a boyfriend
>stop writing her
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU MY LIFE, SAVE YOU FROM THE FAVELA AND HAVE A FUTURE WITH YOU
>>35013079
>SAVE YOU FROM THE FAVELA
Was she Brazilian by any chance?
>>35013101
m-maybe
origasm
>>35009240
>girl is turning to look look at a friend that called to her
>as she's turning I appear in her line of sight for a brief moment
>she doesn't wince
I think she loves me guys.
>>35013117
Tell us more, Anon-kun. I'm from Huezil myself.
Don't know if you guys are being ironic ITT, but for me this is an issue. Even the smallest word exchange with a cute girl will make me almost fall in love with her and picture our life together.
>>35013258
This is an issue for me too
orgirinadnhapidhapi
>>35013258
We're not being ironic my dude. This is a real issue for us.
>>35013258
my job makes me work at many different companies everyday, which allows me to see a new cutie I have to talk to like every hour.
When I get home I search their names on facebook and look up their interests and stuff to create a ranking of which girl would be the best waifu wor me. Then I dream about those girls and our future.
>>35013258
unfortunately, not joking
>>35013258
Its not a "robot thing" actually... Even a cyborg like me who had sex and had 3 gfs have this shit... I just dont let these thoughts out and overcome these with drugs like alcohol
>Girl slightly touchs my arm
>imagine dying on her side at the age of 90
>girl says hi on the elevator
>instantly fall in love
>girl doesn't even necessarily acknowledge me in any particular way
>still fall in love with her
>girl say hi in elevator
>imagine ourselves with kids going grocery shopping
>>35009240
>some girl ive never met before accidentally brushes against my shoulder
>fantasize about her for the rest of the day
>>35010068
I was in love with my waifu when life happens and we were living far away from each others and the distance was hurting me so much i drop everything in my life to go and meet her again.
Mashiro, I'd love you forever.
>>35009519
because you have self esteem issues
stop it