Advice thread about Females. >talking to girl for a month

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Women never cut off potential betabux no matter how unlikely the contingency is in which they would call them
STOP ORBITING

>>35011161
>just leave her alone
women are a fucking meme and a robot shouldn't pursue them

>>35011161
advice threads are not allowed on R9K. READ STICKY!!!!!!!!!!

>>35011161
Post screenshots of you asking her, OP. Your fellow bots need to analyze them.

>>35011329
itll tell her if i screen it

>>35011186
some next level shit right there

a few weeks ago I finally got for the first time over my weird blockage in asking females about their asses and I asked one in an appropriate situation (bar) whether she wanted to sleep with me.

said no in direct but OK way, but did it directly, man was I happy to see one succubi doing it directly in my face. it's probably too good to be true and the cunt is spreading shit about me behind my back, but if she isn't then I'm truly impressed. I feel good about myself though

>>35011354
What have you got to lose? She already thinks you are a creep/weirdo.

>>35011424
ill type it out if you want but
me:hi
her:hey
me:Are you free next week
(3 hour gap)
her:for what?
me:for a date
her: sure no promises tho (smiling emoji)
me:do you like sushi?
thats where she never responded

>>35011471
your response now:
At least say no, bitch
then never answer her again

You have no time for stuck up cunts in your life, don't be a beta orbiter. Be an alpha, act like you never cared in the first place.

>>35011541
but i see her on a daily basis

>>35011471
>are you free?
>for what?
>for a date

That doesn't work; it was too blunt. I mean, you can be blunt, but things have to be clear from the start; this looked like an ambigous situation, especially if you said you were already talking to this girl since 1 month.
Remember, if you wanna sleep with a girl, it's better to try doing it as soon as possible, so that you won't fall in the orbiter/friend zone

>>35011471
next time, i wouldn't define it as a date
just say "would you like to go get food together" or something

>>35011559
Even better, dude. She can see that you mean it, and that you really have no time for her shit.

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>>35011161
> go to night club
> hit up dance floor
> high as fuck on coke
> dance with solid 8/10 for an hour
> get her number
> go home with friends (8/10 is still at club)
> watch movies with friends
> everyone goes to sleep
> solid 9/10 friend bae tells you how much she likes your biceps
> squeeze her tits with your hand while her best friend is sleeping near you
> you both take off to restroom
> u suck on her tits a little, finger her a bit
> she sucks you off
> you both come back to huge ass bed and pass out
> nobody talks about it next day

>>35011604
wont she just leaave thsi one on delivered like the last one ( she hasnt even read the least one)

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>>35011611
oh yeah forgot to finish the story

> never call 9/10 cutie as you legimitatly dont give a fuck

>>35011559
Don't say anything...

What the fuck is wrong with some of you?

No one has to respond to you. Take the silence as a no and fuck off.

>>35011624
Do you care? Again, you're going to take the upper hand here. You don't care about her, not the other way around. Treat it as if it's a loss for her that she said no.

>>35011611
So where's the part when you realized it was a dream?

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>>35011635
oh forgot to finish the story again

> never call 8/10 cutie as you legitimately don't give a fuck

> proceed with life
> tfw revenue streams bring 6 figures on auto pilot
> tfw you love vidya
> tfw ur 6k mmr usa dota
> tfw ur global elite usa cs go
> tfw ur living a dream
> tfw u could pull 7 figures if u werent too lazy

just found out about r9k, you niggers are cringy as fuck

>>35011648
i just dont wanna hurt her feelings,is there a way i can sound alpha but not call her a bitch?

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>>35011654
my dreams are far more interesting than that

>>35011685
found the chrischan
your larp is that of an autistic child

>>35011685
>you niggers are cringy as fuck
>says the biggest fucking nerd in the thread

Fuck off with your thick glasses, turbo-faggot

>>35011692
Just don't write to her. People here tell you to act alpha. You don't just act alpha, you would look incoherent. Becoming "alpha" it's a process and that goes through you, not through you insulting someone who didn't answer a message.
Just don't write to her, ignore her if you feel like it's the right thing to do, but don't get mad at her or insult her

>>35011692
>Is there a way I can sound alpha?

No, Is there FUCK.

You've been rejected. Now leave the poor girl alone you fucking geek.

She doesn't want to date you. Is that not CLEAR ENOUGH?!

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>>35011724
clearly mad cuz someone is way more superior at everything

you need to respect your superiors

>>35011692
Litterally what he said, but without calling her a bitch. Calling her a bitch won't work out well for you regardless unless you are a Chad, I'm very serious avout that statement.

You either block her and act like she doesn't exist, or tell her that it's better if she said no instead of ignoring you.

>>35011790
sorry that i made you mad

>>35011692
Hurt her? Dude she didn't even think you worthy of a fucking response? Fuck that bitch. If you really want to consider her feelings right now you will never be alpha.

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>>35011711
> tfw ur so neet
> tfw u think its actually something special

if u get a job, start working out, start doing what you actually love, stop caring about what others think, start living your life - you will find that girls want to jump on your dick at any opportunity.

you will also not think of them as ''whores'' thats what sad skinny little boys say when they cant get any.

you can start by stop visiting this board, too much misery here, makes people sadder than they really are.

>>35011791
>superior

Intellectually? Meh, probably..

But physically, I'd fucking crush you brah.

>>35011692
How can you, when you are the little bitch

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>>35011854
> muh intelligence
> i crush u psychically

lel bro, anyone who says that online is an obvious pussy who prolly never been hit in his ugly face once in his entire life

i doubt ull be able to do shit againt bear mode genes at 280lb with minor mma training

pro tip: dont tell others you can crush them online, it makes you look like a little bitch

>>35011894
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?

Fucking gaming nerd thinks he can step to me?!

I bench like 300 bro, I'D FUCKING CRUSH YOU.

>>35011161
when talking to girls online and trying to meet up, anything that isn't an enthusiastic yes and talking about when to meet directly is a no

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>>35011894
>dont tell others you can crush them online, it makes you look like a little bitch

>i doubt ull be able to do shit againt bear mode genes at 280lb with minor mma training

Nice one, anon

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>>35011969
im not going to crush him tho, i am very peaceful bear mode looking guy

i wasnt the one who started the crushing, i finished the crushing

its like you dont want to punch a nigga in his face

but if a nigga tries to punch you... u better be ready to counter attack that nigger

>>35011850
Literally the stupidest advice I've ever read. Please fucking kill yourself, you out of touch fucking piece of shit faggot cunt

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>>35011161
but anyway anon, stop giving a fuck about her and go play some vidya

if you truly stop worrying about chicks and focus on improving yourself, they will come to you

>>35012031
says the virgin with no real income

>>35012005
>blissfully unaware of the 12 crips en route to house right now

You fat cunt. It's all over now, son.

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>>35012155
do you know what it feels like to shoot a man?

>>35012217
Not men, only slobs nigga

>>35011471
I don't think anyone asks to go on a "date" anymore. Most people just say "go get food" or "go see this *insert event*"

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>>35012276
> when YOUR the biggest slob of all

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>>35011471
msg her

"i like your tits, wanna smash?"

if she doesnt wanna smash you move on, if she wants to smash youll score tonight

you cant lose bro

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>>35011161
>talking to girl for a month
You needed one month to decide you want to fuck her or not?

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>girl in lab with computer and smartphone asked me to spell a word when she could have just googled

did she try to hit on me and I didn't notice...going to neck myself now

>>35012656
she prolly didnt think of it