File: 1475809820326.jpg (110KB, 634x752px) Image search:
[Google]
110KB, 634x752px
Just passed my driving test lads!
Where should I drive to?
32 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
go crash into some filthy normies
>>
car dealership
>>
drive off a cliff
origgg
Why isn't there a surgery that can make you taller?
41 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
Just grow tumors out of your feet bro
>>
>>35029862
How would they even do it? They cant just add height to you. They'd have to where would the extra mass come from?
>>
>>35029862
There is but it's extremely painful and unreliable.
Forgot it's name but they cut your bones in half and use a metal brace to keep them apart, in several months these bones grow back together and you're taller.
File: ornstein-smough-large.jpg (100KB, 600x338px) Image search:
[Google]
100KB, 600x338px
*hinders your route*
42 Posts / 10 Images
View this topic
>>
Remove fatty first
>>
>>35029727
>Not this again.
>Proceed to run headfirst into the Ornstein and Smough brick wall about 20 times.
>>
What where their names again?
File: crx981ou8aqpmaz-2.png (872KB, 750x750px) Image search:
[Google]
872KB, 750x750px
Reminder that if you don't defend Milo now it's only a matter of time before crazed feminazis start accusing YOU of being a pedo for the crime of being ugly, short, misogynistic, etc. If you allow the precedent to be set there is no going back.
83 Posts / 14 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35029495
i like how there's literal footage of him defending someone who molested him saying there's nothing wrong with it and people see it and are like "nah i don't see anything to do with pedophilia there"
>>
fuck off gay pedo nazi shill
go back to /pol/
>>
>>35029545
this
I'm sick of seeing this faggot's face being reposted here. fuck off to your containment board.
File: 1487683656233.png (109KB, 444x444px) Image search:
[Google]
109KB, 444x444px
>Dad gets home from work
>that look on his face when he sees you're on the computer
>that tone of his voice when he asks you if you've got a girlfriend or a job yet
26 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1483818680880.jpg (13KB, 250x250px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 250x250px
>>35029335
>that feel when you know your dad is ashamed about you but he hides it
>>
>get a job
>makes 0 difference to your life
Gee thanks dad
>>
>>35029441
Even if you don't get a gf having some independence and not leaching off your parents makes you feel like less of a piece of shit
File: 149665469987.png (28KB, 354x286px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 354x286px
I'LL SPREAD MY WINGS AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO FLY
AND DO WHAT IT TAKES TILL I TOUCH THE SKY AND I'LL
MAKE A WISH TAKE A CHANCE MAKE A CHANGE
AND BREAK AWAY
OUT OF THE DARKNESS AND INTO THE SUN
BUT I WON'T FORGET ALL THE ONES THAT I LOVE
23 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35029170
Shit song anon
>>
>>35029192
Yeah
Makes me feel nostalgic though
>>
>tfw apu will never make a compilation of his favorite songs
File: _pepe_vs_wojak_.gif (2MB, 400x300px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 400x300px
>you look like a school shooter anon
Realistically, how do I recover my self-esteem after a girl tells me this?
36 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35029168
school shooters are cute and lots of edgy bitches love them, might have been a compliment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4-RNfBsf0E
>>
>>35029168
You prove them right
Originally original
>>
That's her opinion. Just because she says so doesn't mean that you are.
... Are you?
File: 1478634241547.jpg (266KB, 1223x1240px) Image search:
[Google]
266KB, 1223x1240px
>TFW fell for the coffee meme
>Now buy coffee from normie coffee outlets on the regular
21 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35029142
drink instant
have a kettle going within arms reach or a coffee pot brewing from the minute you get up to the minute you go to bed
GO GO GO DO IT
make sure you use filtered water to remove all the jewish BPA's though
>>
>>35029142
>he unironically buys coffee Instead of making it
Be beta all your life, coffee cuck.
>>
File: 1466347823694.jpg (21KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 500x500px
>>35029142
>he isn't part of the brewer master race
You deserve every McStarbucks that you choke down.
File: omnipotent.jpg (121KB, 630x630px) Image search:
[Google]
121KB, 630x630px
ITT: You're given the ability to do absolutely ANYTHING.
Wat do?
24 Posts / 8 Images
View this topic
>>
idk.. everything?
>>
>>35029126
give myself a female (male) harem
>>
>>35029126
ctrl+z
a
File: 1486952466866.jpg (88KB, 960x689px) Image search:
[Google]
88KB, 960x689px
Whats your favourite size anons? Who was the biggest hucow that you knew?
49 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35029089
>Not being at least a G cup
Anything else is unacceptable
>>
kys titlord
>>
>>35029755
Bitter chestlet/white knight detected
File: 16924109_1889068271338265_1737885429_n.jpg (58KB, 540x960px) Image search:
[Google]
58KB, 540x960px
what the fuck is wrong with my big toe robots, I dont know if I should just leave it or actually leave the cave and see a doctor for the first time in years
23 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35029011
Looks like an ingrown toenail. I had one too. The doctor froze it and cut it out. It was really satisfying to watch.
>>
see a doctor moron
>also, timestamp
>>
>>35029011
Get some hydrogen peroxide and put it on the infected tissue. You can fix this yourself if you know what you're doing. If you don't better go and visit a doctor.
File: IMG_1445.jpg (298KB, 1280x960px) Image search:
[Google]
298KB, 1280x960px
Would you settle for a girls who:
>spend most her time on her phone/computer
>can't cook/clean
>have a overall shitty personality
35 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
I can settle for the first 2, but a shitty personality, no.
>>
>>35028582
yes i can cook for us and also have a shitty personality so i cant complain
>>
>>35028582
Wtf is the point in dating a girl like that
File: 15534937_1330720263657290_5730209958889259008_n.jpg (89KB, 1080x1349px) Image search:
[Google]
89KB, 1080x1349px
Why haven't you tried getting a disabled gf, robots? They can be just as qt as regular walking girls, but surely their standards cannot be quite as high?
32 Posts / 8 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35028483
>but surely their standards cannot be quite as high?
That's where you're wrong.
>>
>>35028724
/thread
originality asdaslkdlsdak
>>
>>35028483
She isnt disabled fammo. Look at her legs. No signs of atrophy. Unless she had become disabled the day before the picture was taken she probably just using the chair for any number of reasons but disabled isn't one of them.
File: IMG_2782.jpg (118KB, 767x347px) Image search:
[Google]
118KB, 767x347px
Your advance post is attacked by a mass of elephants supported by horse archers and skirmishers, how do you drive back this savage attack without resorting to Cobra cars?
23 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35028475
I withdraw, waiting for the elephants to get tired, then surround and slaughter them when they are sleeping
>>
monks with a few rams to shield
>>
It's simple, I use the "go back to >>>/b/" strategy >>35028475
Anonymous
What do you look like robats? 2017-02-21 12:21:05 Post No.35028320
[Report] Image search: [Google]
What do you look like robats? 2017-02-21 12:21:05 Post No.35028320
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: maxresdefault.jpg (87KB, 1920x816px) Image search:
[Google]
87KB, 1920x816px
What do you look like robats?
Anonymous
2017-02-21 12:21:05
Post No. 35028320
[Report]
[View this topic]
Not a face/attention whore thread
Pic related for me +
>short, oily hair
>pimples on face and forehead
>5'4 megamanlet
I want a qt, loving, virgin, manic pixie dream gf.
23 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
Patton Oswalt.
>>
Like Andrew Scott but with a smaller forehead and no receeding hairline.
>>
>>35028320
>6'4
>fat (like 260 lbs)
>acne (and acne scars) all over the face - basically Danny Trejo level.
>receded butt chin
>droopy eyelids
>crooked (british-tier) yellow teeth
>visible massive stretchmarks (is it possible to tattoo over them?)