Why isn't there a surgery that can make you taller?

Just grow tumors out of your feet bro

>>35029862
How would they even do it? They cant just add height to you. They'd have to where would the extra mass come from?

>>35029862

There is but it's extremely painful and unreliable.
Forgot it's name but they cut your bones in half and use a metal brace to keep them apart, in several months these bones grow back together and you're taller.

>>35029862
Just wanted to see if I was unbanned or not free bump for you though.

>>35029914
>not knowing of limb extension procedure
I'm requesting webm of that.

im 6'2 and still a 27yo KV for life. it's not that important. i have much shorter friends who have gotten laid.

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I mean, I guess stretching by The Rack would kind of work
You be crippled but you'd be a few inches taller

6'1" anon here

I once bullied a manlet to suicide, would do it again

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>>35029862
manlets, when will they ever learn?.' kek

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>>35029914
>>35029950
Here we go.
>manlets
We need to be eradicated

>>35029862
There is, you can go through a limb lenghtening surgery.

>>35030046

And then live the remainder of your life a cripple kek.

>>35029862
I am 5'8'' and had many girls. My face is pretty good, yeah, but the difference is that I extremely care for my hygiene, my hair and my clothes. It's not so hard my friends

>>35029996
Please greentext it, I love manlets bullying stories.

this is such fucking bullshit
IF YOU'RE ABOVE 5'7" YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING MANLET
don't hate yourself for something as shitty as this, rowboats

>>35030155
I would gladly fuck you in the ass, if this makes ya feel better

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>>35030155
Enjoy your ban

Fgjjjjk

>>35030155
if it makes ya feel any better i know a guy that's around the same height as you and he slays more pussy than i ever will, he's also not even that attractive but girls are almost magnetically attracted to him
and i'm 6'3
goes to show you how the personality thing isn't just a meme

>>35030046
shit i thought we were about to see up that dude's dress

daily reminder manlet is a feminism divide and conquer meme

you are literally enforcing shitty female Chad chasing behavior every time you post it

>>35030046
This is pretty painful just to watch.

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>>35029862
MFW you're 6'3" but you're awkward AF.

>be me in highschool
that doesn't necessarily mean now nigger mods
>6'1/2
>17
>junior

>>35030046
fuck that was painful to watch i felt it in my knees

>>35030155
your BEST chance is 5'7 by the time youre 20
sorry anon, might as well suicide

>>35030046
>in the bleak world of manlets, this is how hope looks like

Just grow your hair really long and spike it straight up bro. You'll be 6'5 in no time.

>>35029862
>father 6'4
>grandfather 6'4
>everyone else in family 6'2-6'5
>5'10 manlet
I-I can still grow r-r-right?

Tfw 6'4 Lanklet
Tfw literally have to eat 1800 calories JUST TO MAINTAIN
AND THATS ONLY IF I LAY IN BED ALL DAY

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW OTHER TALL GUYS BUILD MASS

>>35030825
They don't. At that height your only choices are to be skelly or fat.

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>>35030779
You're fine my nigga. That chart is a meme. Manlet status only occurs once your height becomes your defining feature. That begins at 5'5. Only at that height can you consider yourself a manlet.

>>35030843
>6'4 and fat
how does this happens?

>>35030855
I'd be ok with that if the rest of my family were my height. But out of all my extended family I'm the shortest. I don't get it.

I'm the same height as Simo Hayha, beware my manlet rage.

>>35030843
;-;
Tfw skellyman for life
I can't even force myself to eat enough to get fat

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>>35029862
>tfw 5'9" manlet
It hurts. It hurts because I have so many flaws and no girl will ever like me. I don't want to die alone.

>>35030952
Bulk 3500 calories faggot. It's literally that simple to make gains as a lanklet, it just takes longer.

>>35030987
b-b-bu-bububu-but wwww-w-ww-w would you b-be w-with a b-bb-boyyy oWo *giggle giggle squirt*

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>>35029862
>>35029862

TFW 6cant enjoy being tall because of health reasons.
I would be a manlet anyday over this existance...

always bumping my head, im only 22 and always get terrible joint pains in my back and leg... I have a weak heart from it having to pump extra hard around my lanky body. I fucking hate getting into the car, always does my knee's in... I don't know.
I look like really weird in proportion aswel. small head on a long neck. fml I really do wish I was under 6ft.

>>35029862

You could wear lifts.