Just passed my driving test lads! Where should I drive to?

go crash into some filthy normies

car dealership

drive off a cliff

origgg

Off the bridge

>>35029999
you know what needs to be done now, OP. go be an hero

>>35029986
ky s
nor mie
H-o-p-e you are unhappy

>>35029999
Nice get lad
>>35030006
Bought a shitbox a month ago ish senpai

>>35029999
You have to do it now anon you really have too

>>35030029
Why are you so upset anon?
Oregano

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>>35030093
Driving is for stupid normies,
>Hurr durr hey Stacey my car does 8 miles to the gallon.
Driving is stupid and a system of rails and trains should be implemented instead

>>35029986
Drive as far north as you can, to Barrow or something. Post pics

>>35029986
local burger.

>>35030295
Barrow Upon Humber?

>>35030332
Barrow alaska
Although your car probably won't handle the dirt roads. Drive to fairbanks then.

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>>35030345
Car?
By car I hope you are referring to my feet. These puppies can take me anywhere I like and do 0 miles to the gallon. No wheel chair access needed, I can even drive off road, via running. I have much better control and acceleration then any car. Have I changed my tires recently, if by that you mean shoes then yes. Yes I have

drive up into ur dads pucy u faget

>>35030256

Driving is really fun, though.

You really shouldn't be so mad, friend.

>>35030372

Woooow everybody is really impressed that you can use your basic motor functions to move yourself.

You sound like those pretentious hipster fags who are soooo proud of using a fucking bicycle instead of a car.

I mean, yes, you get in shape, it costs 0 in gas and insurance, low and easy maintenance and you pollute less, but nobody fucking gives a shit. You expect a fucking medal or some shit?

I'm a mechanic. Automotive mechanics are a passion for me and some faggot hippie like you won't prevent me from fiddling on my car and enjoying a summer drive in the rural regions as I blast my favorite tunes, windows rolled down, enjoying a smoke in complete freedom.

>>35030551
>Mechanic
I should've figured
Also thanks for listing some of the benefits of walking so I don't have to and not go be rude but you mention you smoke. You may as well stick a pipe from your automatic assisted moving machines exhaust into your mouth that is what you do to yourself

>>35030765
WHAT? Smoking is bad for me?
Man I had NO idea! Thanks captain obvious!

You are already being rude.

>>35030989
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not smoking is unhealthy

>>35029986
1991 MR2 is a nice first car anon, it will turn you into a man

>>35031179

I think I should call you captain autism instead.

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>>35029986
I went and drove to a town about an hour away from me yesterday because I'm getting a little sick of thinking about my oneitis and needed to get away. Walked around for a short time then left.

It was a good day.

>>35029986
Time to park in your moms garage and inhale the sweet fumes of victory

>>35029986

Drive up your ass

>>35029986
Off a cliff. fucking do it, i know I can't

>>35031753
I know this place.
Columbus Ohio.
We should meet and butsecks

>>35031753
so you live in bloomington?

>>35032073
Columbus Indiana, senpai.

>>35032084
I actually live in Indianapolis, right on the edge of Carmel.

>>35032111
I actually live in your mother's bottom, right on the edge of where she can reach while wiping.