What do you look like robats?

Patton Oswalt.

Like Andrew Scott but with a smaller forehead and no receeding hairline.

>>35028320
>6'4
>fat (like 260 lbs)
>acne (and acne scars) all over the face - basically Danny Trejo level.
>receded butt chin
>droopy eyelids
>crooked (british-tier) yellow teeth
>visible massive stretchmarks (is it possible to tattoo over them?)

>>35028388
Shrek?
I think it's possible

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>>35028427
>Shrek?
I'm not green tho.

>>35028442
Well, Shrek found himself a beautiful princess than she became an ugly fuck like him
Girls like tall guys

>>35028529
>Girls like tall guys
Too bad i dont live in any 1st world country where height matters.

>>35028320
>5,7 spic
>thin stringy mustache with a few chin hairs

>>35028320
>5'9
>Hella skinny
>bit of acne scar so meh skin
>Dark hair
>Dark eyes
>Wear glasses
>Asian

>>35028684
Where are you from? Russia?
Ora

Like a jew. Though I've also been told I look "unconspicuously average" or something along those lines, so I'm guessing I'm an unremarkable 5/10.

>big nose
>brown eyes and hair
>relatively thick eyebrows
>5'10, 140lbs
That's it
Doesn't help that I dress in neutral colors and plain clothing

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I've been told I look like a serial killer, with examples being fictional and real. Pic related was the one that somewhat got to me, due to having a similar background to the guy.

>>35028973
Jeff was quite the looker. You're a creepy Chad.

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>>35029120
Kek, I'm definitely a failed Chad, since like good ol' Jeff I hit the gym very regularly and aspire to join the military. Still don't know how accurate that descriptor of my face is, though, as I've never been the best judge of my own looks. I've also been described as a 6/10 at best.
tfw ywn look like Ted Bundy

>>35028320
>5'10
>Pretty average build (180)
>Lift but you can't tell unless I flex
>Decent skin, kinda open pores
>White & Asian
>White features
>Slightly asian eyes
>Straight teeth no braces
Idk I don't think I'm that ugly desu

How many people here would willingly fuck Patton Oswalt if he wasn't (allegedly) funny?

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A mix between Ian Curtis and James Franco I guess. Curtis looks pretty much exactly like me, only some of my features aren't as feminine looking. My lips aren't as full (they're still rather full) and eyes are pretty drowsy in comparison. Not as nice cheeks either. My jaw is a bit less defined but I've got a rad chin.

Franco because of the hair and I always look tired as shit, plus I get shit tons of skin folds and dimples when I smile or make any facial gesture basically.

>>35028889
Post-commie country - Lithuania

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people have said i look like a child rapist, the final untermensch, one person said i look like i hide under the stairs of elementary schools and come out to lick the children's toes, many people apologized for the fact i exist, one person compared me to the elephant man, one guy said i look like a serial killer, another said i am yellow king's retarded incest child

only one person that liked eating shit and licking public restroom floors called me "cute"

my mom called me handsome once to make me feel better

>>35029780
>another said i am yellow king's retarded incest child
That sounds metal.

>>35029780
>look like i hide under the stairs of elementary schools and come out to lick the children's toes
That's kinda hot

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Just like pic related. Not even joking

Minus the hair do and pearl necklace of course.