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What was your last really good year for you r9k? For me it was 2015. I had a really comfy job, a couple good friends, and an overall good life.
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2014 had a lot of emotional highs and lows
it was pretty intense despite the fact that nothing was actually going on
I liked that
My peak was probably 2010. That was the last time I had a real friend group I actually liked.
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2003.
>Settled into a cozy dorm room.
>Had a new neighborhood to explore. >Downloaded all sorts of animu and porn because I'd gone from a 56k modem to a T1 line
>First kiss
>Made friends with a bunch of dorky but bro-tier engineering majors
>First animu convention
>First digital camera
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What's the pic from? 2003?
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What the fuck do women want? Everyone around me is getting laid except me and I'm honest to God about to go postal from the sexual frustration. For fucks sakes do I have to fucking do everything? Better myself enough to show up in her radar, keep her entertained more than the other 30 guys doing the same shit, all the while gritting my teeth and putting up with all the dumb shit she says and do? WHEN THE FUCK AM I GONNA BE ENOUGH THE ONLY TIMES I MANAGE TO GET LAID IS WHEN I BLOW THE FUCK UP AND CAUSE DRAMA IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT THEY WANT ME TO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE AND MY OWN
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>>35209248
I don't understand how blowing up would ever get you laid
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>>35209248
dude don't have sex it's miserable and shitty and you'll just catch herpes
don't fucking sweat it, it means nothing, focus on falling in love with someone who loves you back instead
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>>35209317
it's true anon
i don't understand it either
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arcanine greens cont.
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and the robot fucks me four times
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five times tonight
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robots feels are the best feels
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>tfw no gf to dress you up in girl clothes and fuck your butt with a strapon
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>tfw I empathize strongly with these feelings
>tfw no gf who teaches me how to be a girl, dresses me up in her clothes and doing my makeup and stuff before anally destroying me and insulting me
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>tfw my gf won't meet with this anon's gf and they won't have their way with both of us together
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>tfw no gf who is larger and stronger than you and can physically overpower you
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ITT: we pretend we're men 2017-03-01 06:19:08 Post No.35209180
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ITT: we pretend we're men
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>muh dick
>tfw no qt 6'3 stinky feet azn with green eyes and non existant labia naturally completely hairless gf that is willing to do anything I say sexually whenever I want day or night but is still a virgin
>man why do roastie cunts whores only want chad
>even 6/10 educated girls with jobs won't date a narcissistic NEET 3/10 who hates them!
>Oh look, there's my one mediocre orgasm, time to stop masturbating!
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*rapes women*
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Guys don't like tall girls
Hahaha stupid idiot
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>mfw I haven't sexually harassed a woman in two days
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>Be Me
>Meet a girl online
>Great Personality actually into the things i'm into (vidya, anime, etc and not the shit kind like must roasties)
>Eventually she asks me to talk on Skype
>I do
>"Anon I like your voice its hot reminds me of boyband type of voice"
>Never liked my voice but was so glad that someone actually did
>One day we start talking about personal stuff
>We actually have the same fetishes she even brings them up before I do
>The literal exact ones what are the fucking odds sure they're relatively simple fetishes but still
>She sends me a pic of herself one day and find out we live really close by only 20 miles apart
>She tells me she's a hand model and she doesn't mind i'm a NEET
>She's a 7/10
>I'm a low 6 so there has to be at least a sliver of a chance
>"Can I see a pic of you anon? I know you're really shy but I promise i'm not shallow"
>Reply "Just letting you know i'm not fat or anything but i'm a bit on chub side do you mind?"
>She replies "Don't worry anon its probably no big deal besides I really like you"
>I reply "O...kay I guess"
>Send her a few pics of myself
>She never ever replies to anything I ever say ever again
>Mfw
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Kekkkk dude thats gotta hurt lmao
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>>35209376
Yeah made me give up on trying to find a relationship for awhile. Still KHV no matter how hard I try.
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>>35209589
Just keep on trying man
Shes a bitch for not even saying No
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Holy fuck, I finally did it. 2017-03-01 06:11:55 Post No.35209072
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Holy fuck, I finally did it.
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I achieved... the dream. I finally got a gf. And she was the girl I was always nervous to talk to or whatever. Turns out we had feelings for each other the whole time. I'm so happy /r9k/. I love you guys. Each and every one of you. If I can do it, you all sure as hell can.
I guess I'm... a normie now. I can't believe it. I wish you guys nothing but the best and this board has a special place in my heart.
YOU. READING THIS. RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN DO IT TOO. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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>>35209072
>implying getting a gf means reaching normiehood
You can't fix autism
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>>35209101
You're kinda right honestly. I'll admit I'm pretty autistic but I can get by. And somehow I still have a gf so I guess it worked out.
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I wonder how long it'll take for her to cuck you and leave you. I can't believe you haven't learned anything on r9k, OP. Pursuing women, being with women, its all pointless and only leads to disaster and pain.
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Why not join the military?
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>>35208785
....Why the fuck does that camo look suspiciously like ADF camo? What the fuck Australia?
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>>35208785
>Why not join the military?
unless I can get a guarantee that I can find a navy bf who will do that to me I don't know if I am interested
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Because I'm an anxious, incompetent weakling who hates being yelled at and bossed around.
The military would be miserable for me.
>Hey, anon! what do you think of my new shirt?
How do you respond?
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>>35208597
Nice legs send more pics
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How many people have actually bought this shirt?
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>>35208616
Old post and she (he) has a penis (boyclit)
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Who comfy here?
>on 750 mg feels good m8
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bumpdeddyudd
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>>35208493
I have a 25g bag of l theanine from pure bulk but no idea how much powder to take bc no scale. Think id be good with an eighth of a teaspoon ? Or more than that. Trying to imagine how much a. Gelcap holds
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>>35208493
I wouldn't mind trying that
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How aren't most men disatisfied with their penis size?
The size of my penis really bothers me.
It's 5 inches. It's not a micropenis, but it isn't big either.
Just average.
I'll never ever get the sensation of just ravaging a girl with a titan down there. That I'll have to settle for normal sized condoms.
I can't even feel full satisfaction when I fuck an escort, knowing this is just a unimpressive and average dick.
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most men are dissatisfied. Penis size stuff is a huge market all over the world.
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>>35208408
Because teenage boys watch porn and think anything smaller than a 9 inch coke can is a dicklet that will only ever feel chastity and will never be used
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>>35208345
You shouldnt feel bad about your dick. 5 is a just right size for most women who are not size queens (way less then you think). For those with micro or sub 3.5 we need to create some type of penis prostetic that expands the dick to a degree while pleasuring the man.
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>get gf
>shes boring, lazy, unexciting, quiet and overall depressing to be around
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>>35208165
poor girl landed herself a bf who doesn't know wtf he's doing
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>>35208195
But I can't be a jester all the time. If I don't initiate conversation we don't talk. It's like i'm doing 100% of the work and she's just existing
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>>35208165
The problem is you got a GF (GF) they are shit get a GF (BF) vidya all night pizza and cummies its that simple
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>that feel when no boy friend
bad feel
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>>35207942
Is that Saika Totsuka ?
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>Is that Saika Totsuka ?
he is a very cute boy isn't he
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>>35207942
>tfw gay
>tfw will never have a bf so I could put away my loneliness
I know it won't work out, but it would be nice to feel whole for a little while.
How do I get rid of the brown?
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is that your asshole? >:O
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uwantmore ??
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Its dead skin scrub it off
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Why are """atheists""" such crybabies when it comes to the Bible? 2017-03-01 04:55:53 Post No.35207784
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Why are """atheists""" such crybabies when it comes to the Bible?
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I'm an atheist myself but holy fuck those atheists are annoying. You know. Those types that worship meme scientists like Richard Dawkins and Bill Nye the science guy while having the nerve to tell EVERYONE how smart they are because they don't believe in God. Those motherfuckers.
Everytime they discuss about the Bible they nitpick and become all sensitive about how violent verses like Leviticus 20:13 and Leviticus 24:16 are yet they read their shitty books and watch their shitty movies and songs which are just edgy if not, worse. Once they read those verses, they act like if violence is a whole new concept to them. Not to mention that these fuckwits are usually liberals who defend Islam and glorify nigger culture while preaching "peace and love".
What the fuck is wrong them?
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>>35207784
Its like me opening up the book harry potter and saying well my fairytales dictate that you live life wrongly whereas science uses evidence to justify their rationality and reasoning instead of muh feelings and handed down stories.
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>>35207821
The Bible is rich in patriarchy that has influenced western civilization while Harry Potter is a shitty 4th grade fantasy book. Poor analogy there m8
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Seems like you're the crybaby, anon.