>get gf >shes boring, lazy, unexciting, quiet and overall

>>35208165
poor girl landed herself a bf who doesn't know wtf he's doing

>>35208195
But I can't be a jester all the time. If I don't initiate conversation we don't talk. It's like i'm doing 100% of the work and she's just existing

>>35208165
The problem is you got a GF (GF) they are shit get a GF (BF) vidya all night pizza and cummies its that simple

>get gf
>she constantly complains about my cheating

>>35208165
Most people are shit like that. How to find brilliant partner? I don't mean exceptionally smart. Just burning bright, spending time rather than just waiting for it to end.

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>>35208218
Congrats dude you made it!

I dated down and got an ugly girl and it's the same thing except I have more pocket money this time

>>35208165
>>shes boring, lazy, unexciting, quiet and overall depressing to be around

Look where you're posting. Are you really any better?

>>35208195
I'm not trying to be rude, but what are we supposed to do?
Could someone help me out here, I never got past envisioning cuddling, loving sex, and some sweet moments.

>>35208249
I may not be the most exciting guy but I'm really trying my best to keep things exciting. It just feels so bad when that's not reciprocated

>>35208274
Both of you are supposed to plan fun stuff and make it happen. That other stuff happens later in the day. Or some right before if you prefer.

>>35208274
Build up her confidence, let her feed off your optimism, create an environment where she wants to be playful, take her out to experience things she's never had before. Bungee jumping, skiiing, boating, dancing. Give her a social life and she'll become sociable. If you cage her like a bird you'll just end up with a souless creature

>>35208302

I bet you're still in high school
Shit isn't boring if you have money and time to fuck around
Even if you don't have money just get credit cards then file for bankruptcy it's super foolproof

>>35208358
No, i'm 19. i have plenty of money. I don't see what money has to do with it.

>tfw bf is too dumb to fuck me

>>35208392

Then go out?
Take her somewhere nice?
Do shit instead of just "trying to talk"?

You're a dummy

>19
dear lord just bang her and ignore her most of the time. You both are young as shit which means you both are super boring and self absorbed.

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>>35208306
>>35208344
But what about the moments in between.
I'm not a very interesting person, I haven't lived an interesting life, everything about me is utterly plain.
How do I make small talk with her?

>>35208165
Dump that Stacy anon and date me desu. I'm extremely mentally/emotionally unstable and insane amounts of clingy, but I've been told I make things interesting/exciting.

>>35208344
Sounds like you want a pet or a child.

>>35208499

If you can't make small talk, then you shouldn't be dating
Y'all should be fuck buddies

>>35208222
haha

im not gay though

>>35208358
>File for bankruptcy
Don't do this, you'll never get a loan to even get down payment for a house. Government jobs are out of the question too if you have bad credit. I got a credit card and it was pretty dumb considering i'm a student without a job. I make the minimum payments I can afford at the moment so I don't completly fuck my credit rating.

>>35208522
I'd consider it instead of OP. Tell me more.

>>35208557
What's the difference between fucking your hand/pillow/fleshlight, which isn't a woman, and fucking a twink, who isn't a woman?

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>>35208165
same sorta
I mean I love her dearly but not like my bros. She makes me feel all warm and fuzzy but she's not as fun, per se.

>>35208584

>not inheriting property from your family

Pleb

>>35208600
WEW BOI didn't think I'd get a (YOU). HMM.
I want to get married before losing my virginity, so don't expect to SCORE. Do you like night jogging? Do you enjoy climbing a safeway and drinking stolen liquor on the roof?

>>35208545
Please, I don't want to get into a relationship just to fuck, I want more than that.

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>>35208165
The oneitis dumped her bf today. Prior to finding out my buddies kept joking about how she was going to dump him for me.

Is kek rewarding me for my devotion?

>>35208165
Does she put out a lot?

>>35208165
better than angry and depressed which is what i deal with all the time. my girlfriend chimps out constantly and ruins my whole day atleast 2 times a week

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>>35208603
one of them is masturbating
the other one is being an aids infected faggot

pretty big difference

>tfw bf thinks i'm crazy bc i'm always jealous but he dread gamed me too hard
>now he has anger episodes when i see him talking to other girls

where do i get a good bf? i'm not even ugly

>>35208752

Then find yourself another girl bud, you think it's going to get any better?

You're 19, if she's not the one don't waste your time

>>35208736
Not even necessarily looking to "score." Though I am a believer that one should know if their partner and self are sexually compatible before getting married.

I could probably jog, though I used to nightwalk a lot to take in the air and explore. Have stolen liquor many a time, but never got to climb on top a Safeway for it.

Where are you even?

>>35208833
Become a lesbian instead. Men are worthless.

>>35208230
here's a crazy idea....you stop cheating on her

>>35208874
I'm not OP though, I'm just some guy wondering how to deal with the more mundane moments in a relationship, should I ever find myself one.

>>35208165

Now I have an idea of what a girl would think of me after just ten minutes.

It's great, I tell ya.

>>35208883
girls are cute but i wanna live a normie life.

>>35208831
You won't get AIDS by accident topping with a condom. You should both get tested before anyway. And again six months later.

>>35208880
I am in Commifornia. I didn't really mean jog jog, just fast walk I suppose. Are you an avid music lover?

Its nice drinking on the roofs in my town, in the middle of night when its all quiet, just looking up at the stars and getting drunk enough you fall off.

19 year old people have damn near nothing serious going on in their lives yet. Just do normal teenager shit OP. Do you live alone yet? Does she live alone yet?

>>35208766
Dude just dump her. Why are you still together?

>>35208917

Life is mundane, if you can't handle it as a couple than you're either over analyzing the situation or maybe you guys need to find a hobby or spmething

>>35208936
Oh good, cause I keep a brisk face. Too bad I'm in Nohio. I guess it depends what you mean by an avid music lover. I listen to a lot of music.

You must have a quiet town if you can go do that. Even here it's safest to do shit at home.

>>35208917
just ask questions to get to know her more. ask anything you're curious about.

>>35209005
I live in a small nearly rural town where rich old Asians come to DIE and fuck horses.

I've just found that everyone on r9k either listens to weebshit or really bad metal. How old are you?

>>35208165
>>shes boring, lazy, unexciting, quiet and overall depressing to be around

She sounds just like you based on the things you've posted in this thread

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>>35208990
>>35209027
Thank you for attempting to help me.
I really appreciate it.

>>35208757
>The oneitis dumped her bf today. Prior to finding out my buddies kept joking about how she was going to dump him for me.

You know that every single autist with a oneitis on the planet thinks he's going to finally get her when she dumps her BF, right?

It's not going to happen. But you're going to confess to her anyway and get totally btfo because that's what oneitis people do.

>>35209048

Y'all wanna turn this into a threesome I'm in cauliflornia too

>>35209048
Sounds about right. I'm 21, and honestly my music taste varies. I listen to a lot of rap, but I enjoy trip hop, rock (classic and modern), and classical. Depends on my mood.

How old are you?

>>35209077
Thank you for making the smart decision to ask advice on /r9k/, please come again.

>being a woman is living life on easy mode, they say
>any woman can get a loyal bf with no problems, they say
>men don't care how boring or how shitty your personality is, as long as you're female, they say

>not even robots will put up with the woman in the OP
Will this thread finally make /r9k/ admit they're full of shit?

>>35209150
Fuck off roastie. One thread doesn't define an entire board.

>>35209119
Bro, I don't think anything will happen. We're just chatting.

>>35209182

That's the joke
100% gluten free oregano oil

>>35209119
>Threesome
Degenerate
>Trash

>>35209127
>Rap
Nigger music
>Trash

No but seriously I really need a boyfriend who can handle my brand of crazy. I'm that chick that falls in love with you within a week or just stops talking to you. All my emotions come in intense bursts. If you don't have the energy to deal with all that, better turn head. Just warnin ya.

>>35209198
See? She's probably gone already.

>>35208766
what does she do? why are you still with her?

>>35209225

You sound like the type of girl who wears sunglasses at night and posts overexposed photos on Instagram

Kek gtfo roasty

>>35209198
Jeesus its real annoying when I visit my family in the city (SF) and I want to bring them cupcakes, but I have to do it gluten free and vegan.

>>35209172
>imply the opinion of a robot with gf experience isn't worth 1000x the substanceless speculations of women-hating permavirgins
You'd be just like OP if you ever get a gf.

>>35209225
>>35209228
Wow, ate my own words kek.

I can't stand the typical nigger trash, but I get the impression it gives.

I'm probably one of the most laid back people I know. I think myself and all the people I know are a strange energetic crazy, so I doubt it'd be much different.

>>35209257
why shouldn't women be hated?

>>35209251

Then don't bring them shit
They're the ones restricting their diet, shouldn't have to subjugate yourself to their bullshit

>>35209245
I don't have a Instagram, or any other form of social media. Nor do I have a SINGLE pair of sunglasses. Really should considering how sunny it goes, doesn't really matter considering I rarely go out in the day, and if I do I usually have a parasol. Sorry I'm rambling, I've become slightly manic because this is most (YOU)s I've ever had.

>>35209298

Nice coverup, you're still a basic bitch
*insert normie emojis here*

>>35209225
>Searching for a BF on /r9k/
i'm not one to judge, but damn. How old are you?

>>35208766
is this about me? i'm sorry baby, i told you i'll try harder <3

>>35209315
I think that is good if that is the impression I'm giving, I've been trying to figure out how Stacy types so I too can obtain bf.

>>35209268
Y-Yeah I'm sure its fine. Laid back is good. Do you have a skype?

>>35209282
Isn't it customary to bring something when you visit a persons home? My grandma taught me giving bought gifts is tasteless, and the thing I the best at making is baked goods.

>>35209298
Are you a 16 year old girl by any chance

>>35209358
I do, any way I could send it to you aside from posting it here?

>>35209319
Hmm well I'm 22 and I've been on 4chan since 2004. I figure someone from 4chan is the only people who would take me... Because of well, my tastes and opinions.

>4chan was a mistake.

>>35209368
16? I bet shes like 14 ayy lmao i'd still smash tho

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>>35208165

PYGMALION......

dumbass...

You've got a block of clay with a vagina

Idiot

If you're NOT going to sculpt something out of it, move over and let someone like ME do it for you...

Are you gay ?...

If you are, that's okay....

That would explain why you have the perfect opportunity to CREATE the new, improved 'her', but you haven't even started her reinvention yet....

In my experience, when a guy hasn't begun this mandatory stage of Spousal Personality Transformation yet, they never will....

But it's not a One Way Street...

She's supposed to do the same with you... You're BOTH supposed to Morph the other person into the partner you want... You both have to make certain elemental Life And Personality Modifications, thereby maximizing the Dynamics between you, and improving the quality and quantity of the relationship...

Relationships are AN ART FORM...

to be executed with the same fervor and dedication one has when writing a screenplay... It's YOUR life .. Take pride in your work...

now.... Give your girlfriend my number

Seriously.... I am going to help both you and her...

So it's HER turn to get some of Johnny's Special Form Of 'Help:....

I'll rearrange who she 'thinks she is', and have her questioning her own sense of self through advanced conversation, leading her to 'ego death' with psychology (and the surreptitious administration of hallucinogenics into her beverage)

Then, with repeated frightening violent and degrading Sexual assaults, I will condition her to become a better girlfriend for you... The type of girlfriend that has been treated like a garbage can with three fuck holes, raped, beaten and pimped out...

Just Trust Me, Kid....

I know what I'm doing

I'm gonna make your relationship better

Give her my number
1-4O4-7O9-8566

Trust Me..

>>35209368
>>35209402
Fug, do I really type like an infant? Jeebus, I've been told my voice is like a 12yo boy with down syndrome as well..

>>35209381
I prefer you post your contact. Theres a certain robot who keeps finding my accounts and spamming them on nasty fetish /soc/ threads.

>>35209427
Now I gotta hear this. Fuck it, anon, I'll give you my Skype.

nate.eccles

>>35209427
No, it's because I already have you added on Skype :^)

>be myself
>boring, lazy, unexciting, quiet and overall depressing to be around

>>35209427
No you just remind me of a 14 year old i dated

>>35209442
Theres like 5 nate.eccles which one are you?

>>35209439
One step ahead of you. See >>35209442

I like how this thread derailed into a roasty attention whore thread -.-

>>35209466
Try Ohio. It should be the only one with that ACTUAL username

>>35209477
Leave me alone senpai, I'm really lonely..

>>35209477
>roastie jealous of another roastie getting attention
Post contact I'll validate you~

>>35208522
This sounds ideal for me, I'm sad that you live too far away.

>>35209492
Okkie I sent you a request.

>>35209446
Waahh, no way anon.Who are you?

Also can that Californian please give me their skype. I'd really appreciate, thanks.

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>>35209477
I also noticed this, nice digits.

>>35209499

I wouldn't mind your posts but you sound like such a basic white girl :(
You bring vegan treats to your faggit family in San fransisco??? PleeZ that sounds like a fockin nightmare how do you do it

>>35209546

Ps don't have Skype :)))
I'm on neopets if you want to smash

>>35209571
Do you usually show your power level when you first talk to people? Calling me basic is nicer than the other things I've been called by normies.

>>35209588
Do you play Roblox?

>>35209546
>Waahh, no way anon.Who are you?
I want to be your e-bf but you seemed to have found me too boring

>>35209646
I only have three people added though. So I don't have you added. Who /were/ you?

>>35209610

No I usually don't post unless I'm drunking

Where in California are you from? 805 here

>>35209665
Obviously one of the three people you added. Just think of the one you are the most annoyed with, that one is me

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>>35209427
Make a voocaroo so i can laugh at you.

>>35209692
Nope. Must be thinking of someone else desu.
The people I have I attempt to talk to daily, but usually I get ghosted. ;_;

>>35209684
Well yeah, I don't post ever really. I only post when the loneliness really gets to me and I need someone to talk to ASAP. 510 here.

>>35208165
this is true. it was a mistake to ever go for it in the first place. I used to have tons of money, now it all goes down to drain to fund all sorts of petty musings she calls "living" and now she wants me to buy a house and become a wageslave for the rest of my life.
What the hell do we get from all this? Jerking off to Haruhi was free and much much less hassle.

>>35209739
>The people I have I attempt to talk to daily, but usually I get ghosted. ;_;
OK, post contact. I'm pretty sure you are who I think you are

>>35209754
N-No baka. I already explain I'm too spooked that guy will find my new skype and start spamming me.

>>35208218
...and this, holy fuck, this seems to be the case with all of them. It's like you owe them something simply because they are around.
I mean, can't they DO something except complain about boredom all the time while expecting to be catered every wish and desire they might have?

>>35208165
so, basically every woman ever?

oreganoli

>>35209739

510? I'm sorry
Jk I'm not familiar wiTh the Bay Area. Went to school in Santa Cruz and that was a little too weird for me can't imagine tliving up there in the fog

>>35209767
How comfortable are most guys with just sitting around silently? Do I have to talk? Can I just play video games?

>>35209788
I'm not really in the Bay area desu, its just the closest to me. I'm in nowhere land. It must be nice being close to the beach though, you ever swim in the ocean?

>>35209793
I make my bf stay out most of the time because he doesn't have his own shit to do and that's no fun when I'm trying to do mine.

>>35209727
I've never done that, sounds fun.. But I'm shy. What should I say?

>>35209837
Well I mean, would a guy be happy with just being in the same room together, not talking much, just doing your own things?

>get gf
>she's exciting, energetic, amiable and overall a pleasure to be around
sounds like you just picked a shit girl friendo, has nothing to do with gfs in general. try getting to know someone before you date them since clearly you've done something wrong if you're at the point where you call her your gf and you don't even like her

>>35209827

I used to swim in the ocean a lot when I lived in LA. THAT WARM WATER UUUGHHH so gewd. It's too cold here, my 4:3 wetsuit is enough but I need a hood for my sensitive ears

510 is close to SF no? I'm not familiar wiTh anything north of Santa Cruz

>>35209766
Post throwaway mail then, Isabella.

>>35209867
Yeah 510 is basically SF. I went ocean swimming a lil north of where I live, freezeed my ass off. I've never been to LA, but I'd like to go someday. Ever go to any cons?

>>35209862
idk. If I leave him alone, he starts watching neckbeard videos on his phone which makes me want to dump him.

>>35209845
Say Anon-Kun I wanna fug you, gimmie dat cock right now.

If you legit sound like a 12 year old boy it'll get weird.

>>35209632
Also what is roblox
Is this some neopets game or what?
If it ain't I don't want to hear about it

>>35209866
>try getting to know someone before you date them since clearly you've done something wrong if you're at the point where you call her your gf and you don't even like her
you're talking to a guy who was overjoyed that a girl was showing interest in her. but yeah I admit now she's always been kinda dull

>>35209885
I WISH that was my name. Parents stuck me with a dykes name. Stop bein a tease and gibs skype. No ones in the thread anyway.

>>35209888

No I don't do well in crowds...
I also have been poor most of my life until now so I never had funds to do fun shit like that

>>35209898
A-Ahh thats entirely way too lewd Anon. Please pick something else. The C*** word is pornographic.

>>35209895
Do robots really think this is how girls are?

>>35209904
Its like legos, you build your own map, you can add SICK codes to it, and have other people play on it. https://www.roblox.com/games/292439477/Phantom-Forces
This map is unironically really good.

>>35209401
You've been on 4chan since you were 10? Stop trying so hard to fit in you aren't welcome here and just kys already

>>35209985
Woops I mean't 2005 then, I remember I was 11 when I first started going on /b/. But I didn't really start getting really into 4chan til I was like 14.

>>35209985

You realize there are lurkers right?
I didn't post until like 3 years after I picked up the individual board cultures

>>35209951
yep you're a dumb cunt sorry to give you the bad news.

next time try /soc/ you h*cking retard

>>35210058
Yeah I didn't make my first post until I was like 14. I miss being jailbait, riling up all the pedos on /b/. Thos were the good days.

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>>35208218
But, Anon...That's how the majority of women.

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IF YOU NIGGERS ARE ABLE TO GET A PARTNER AND THEN COMPLAIN THAT THEY'RE BORING AND YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK YOU'RE AN IDIOT, THAT'S HOW MOST RELATIONSHIPS ARE, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET MORE YOU'RE STRAIGHT UP DELUSIONAL AND NEEDY


WANT AN INTERESTING RELATIONSHIP?
WANT YOUR PARTNER TO PUT SOME EFFORT INTO KEEPING YOU?

ANSWER: GET A FUCKING UGLY ONE, THEY'RE A TREASURE IN THE HOUSE


IF YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP ON THIS SINCE YOU WERE AN UNDERAGE FAG GO TO YOUR NEAREST DOCTOR AND GET A CHECK UP

>>35210319
AND ALSO MORE INTERESTING BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE LOOKS SO THEY COVER THAT WITH A PERSONALITY, A REAL ONE.

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>>35210319
I actually do get more than I put in. I'd replace him otherwise.

>>35209225
You sound like every other girl I know. Like the type of girls that say stuff like "I am the kid your parents warned you about"

>>35210518
Lolol

Told ya

>>35210540
be my friend pls, thanks

>>35210518
I was just trying to relive my myspace/emo days.

>>35210596

Sorry I have too much going on to keep up with internet friends :)

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>>35209225
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best xddd" mentality

Sounds like an unpleasant person to be around, which would explain your desperation.

Let me guess
>selfish
>entitled
>insecure
>stubborn (not in a good way, doesn't compensate)
>an all around fuck-up and at times blame her issues on other people
>uses social media, mostly posting pictures of art thinking she's artsy
>talks about stuff she merely knows anything about in a desperate attempt to cover her lack of personality

How close am I?

>get car
>it's bland, slow, breaks down and overall depressing to drive

>OMG OP, ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT JUST YOU WHOS SHIT???????

fuck 4chan.

>>35210895
because a human relationship with a car is remotely comparable to a relationship of two humans right

fuck off nerd

>>35210895

>implying good people buy shit cars

Uhhhhh it's good to be informed about the products you buy... Shitty people don't care about those sorts of things

Unless it's a lemon than you make lemonade

>>35210919
that's not the point. it doesn't matter what you post.
it could be: oh, my boss made me work 10 hours over time
WOW OP ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT YOU WHOS SHIT?

you know this is what people do on 4chan, don't dodge the issue fag.

>get gf
>she says she's into experimental films
>in reality she's just seen two indie films and refuses to watch anything new
>she says she likes alternative music
>in reality just listens to Father John Misty and Bon Iver and doesn't really take in anything new I play her

I wanted an art gf and got a poser

>>35209409
I really really really like this post.

really

>>35210946
sounds like you're describing a 14 year old.
they're all like that.

>>35210940
the boss one still doesn't work lol

i haven't even said anything close to 'op must be the boring' one, i posted >>35209866 and that's it

OP may or may not be shit, I just have a problem with the awful car analogy.

>>35208249
>hurr you must be shit look where you are on the internet

>>35211003
i don't know why you're stuck on shit that's besides the point, must be autism.
literally make up anything you want that works and I will respond to you with, "wow, you must just be a shit person" because that's the logic that gets thrown around here.

>>35210409
Is this really the female mentality?
That the guy has to put in more than her or he'll be "replaced"?

>>35208833
Find an engineer to date. Great money and passion. Rational down to earth dudes. If you go for young professionals they're really good looking too. All my engineer co-workers and I lift.

>>35211062
I'm hot, he's 30 pounds overweight, so I sort of put in the work out of sight. But I really stay fit for myself, because it's way easier overall living that way.
and I'm just funposting and I'm a boi

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>>35208165


Wahahahahahahahhaha HE FELL FOR THE G I R L F R I E N D MEME HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>35209077
Read God's Debris. Scott Adams mostly writes about the universe, but there's some wisdom about conversation. I'm paraphrasing in this quote.

"You view conversation as a means to aquire more information, but you should use it as a gift. When you ask a question, you give that person an opportunity to talk about something important to them. Then you can segue to talking about something important to you"

Works great with everyone

>>35211062
It really is. The burden is on him to be entertaining. If he isn't then she'll get bored.
Entertainment can be drama. If the guy is shitty to her, cheats on her, etc. and gives her lots of stuff to complain to hear friends about, then he is entertaining and she'll stick with him.