ITT: we pretend we're men

*rapes women*

Guys don't like tall girls

Hahaha stupid idiot

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>mfw I haven't sexually harassed a woman in two days

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How many lasses have you raped yesterday boys?


*posts anime girl image*

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>>35209210
*looks in a woman's direction*
*has sex with a woman, her friends call her a slut a week later, she regrets having sex with you despite consenting...oops...goes to jail for 'rape'*

>>35209294
I do not think you understand the point of this thread anon

*kills self because of female privilege"

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>this one broad was a cunt, therefore all of them are cunts

>>35209294
pretty good impression of an angry male virgin

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>>35209306
I'm acting like a man, brah.
Sex-->oops, she says, "I'm not a slut ;_; he, like, pressured me into saying fuck me." -->sentenced to castration without trial

#justguythings

>>35209294
this triggers the incel

>GOD WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE ME *eats cheetos* *sips soda* IM THE PERFECT MAN

>>35209355
>>35209375
Oh hi, what brings you bitter lolcows here all of a sudden?

>why are women so unfunny bros?

>tfw Stacy doesn't notice me
>tfw muh dick has a permanent hand print on it
>tfw no Nippon jin gf
>white girls suck
>its all chads fault
>never had a gf, wants a gf, but refuses to be in a relationship because of other peoples circumstances

>>35209456
>>tfw Stacy doesn't notice me
>>never had a gf, wants a gf, but refuses to be in a relationship because of other peoples circumstances
these two are mostly incorrect

>>35209456
Kill yourself you stupid broad relationships are useless and nothing but a detriment

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i wonder who it is that makes these type of posts. women? shills?

>>35209383
You're probably a 200kg hambeast who pigs out on ice cream when chad rejects her, hypocritical piece of shit

>>35209180
The only thing more roasted than this thread is Hillary after a debate with Donald Trump

>>35209554
Hillary Clinton is proof that women suck and cant amount to anything in life.

>>35209180
I thought this thread would be about grown adult males who don't feel like men.

>>35209359
I don't have a problem with women or most feminists. I just find the entire man-spreading, eye-rape, etc. 3rd wave femanists to be a bit much.

>>35209554
But Hillary demolished Trump in most debates...

>>35209683
>Lying to the American populace with a shit eating grin at that
>Winning

Kill yourself CTR/Shareblue shill

>>35209494
Your autism is showing, micropenis-kun

>relationships are useless and nothing but a detriment
*nods and tips fedora back*

>>35209180
>tfw no qt 6'3 stinky feet azn with green eyes and non existant labia naturally completely hairless gf that is willing to do anything I say sexually whenever I want day or night but is still a virgin

That's what a select subset of robots want and is in no way indicative of men

>Oh look, there's my one mediocre orgasm, time to stop masturbating!
Why would you keep going when you've accomplished your goal? Do you keep eating when you're full, fatty?

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Stop... stop this instant!! Not all men are like that!

>>35209683
>this is what liberals actually believe
It's amazing how losing the election led to zero introspection by liberals
I had hope they would start to realize that Hillary is utterly unlikable but nope, they just keep on spouting the same shit while crying not my president

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>>35209180
Are you the Tae Kwon Do faggot who thinks he's a girl from earlier?

>>35209779
I suppose this is the you of reaction a roastie like you would invoke upon finding out that not even dungeon virgins dont want anything to do with your putrid holes.

You worth less than the dirt in my boots , Kill.Your.Self

>>35209831
Liberals arnt going to win 2020 , easiest re election we will ever see

>>35209180
Is this a reverse troll thread? Where guys pretend were guys but we are actually guys? What is the point of this?

>>35209946
There was some faggot thinking he's a woman admitting to be from lowcow earlier who said that he came here to see if what lolcow said about us was true.

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Was this thread supposed to be funny or something? Honestly women as a gender is a joke at this point.
All they have to do is look fuckable and they're set for life. I think I'm going to go gay, I'm sick of roasties.

>>35210021
Women suck ass at comedy dude thats nothing new like how water is wet , its to be expected

>>35210021
>I think I'm going to go gay, I'm sick of roasties
lmao good luck

>>35210109
>Good luck
What did he mean by this?

>>35209872
>dirt in my boots
Does it go well with your trench coat and fedora?

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>>35210189
Not him but seriously? Took you 20 minutes to come up with that shit? Pls desu stop posting

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Love this thread op, congrats on triggering the incels!
Friendly reminder that if your an incel, you cannot be a robot.

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>>35210189
>Roastie rebuttals

>>35210221
Well, I got caught up in some thread in /aco/

>>35210396
was it this one >>>/aco/1194218

or this one >>>/aco/1215749

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i like to dress like a girl
Boys are better choise than stupid vaginas
Girls stink!

>>35210438
Get out /lgbt/ shill

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>>35209180
oh man, i'm good at this game

>muh dick
>man i'm so ugly why do i have to settle for ugly girls tho???
>lol men and women just don't understand each other is all xD
>i have no emotions i think i might be a sociopath. but that feel when amirite guys!
>tfw foreveralone EWWW A FATTY
>tfw foreveralone ewww a chestlet lol
>i think i'll get limb lengthening surgery where they literally break my legs instead of just lowering my standards

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>>35210471
get out stupid vagina
We will replace you by our advanced tech
asap

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*progresses humanities art, science or philosophies*

>>35210543
I'm an original boy

>>35210416
No. Just lurking and saving anything Miraculous Ladybug related. This pussy is not going to wet itself, faggot.

>>35210665
>This pussy is not going to wet itself, faggot
That makes it sound like you need lube.