Post r9k screen caps

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>>35192627

kek approves of Elliot's holy scriptures

>>35192687
Go to /r/
Ask for r9k material
>go back you beta robot

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>>35192627
Originally screencapped by yours truly.

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>>35192814
This one has also been screencapped by me.

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Th1s 1s 4 scr33nc4p

>>35192871
>would litterary pay money for him to leave

I get this feel sometimes

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my personal favorite

you fucking cucks

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>>35192627
its kek city over here

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>>35192627
This isn't even funny anymore

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>>35192627
relatable desu

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/b/ but funny

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>>35192627
I love this one.
Sadly I have lost the better screencap wich follows the thread to the end.
I got this one from google.

Has anyone the better version? Please post it if so.

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yxza mdiggtzu tpuvci

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>>35193326
Im having trouble breathing reading that, so strong is the kek with this one. Im going to save it. Dear lord have mercy.

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take this Season 2 classic

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This is a pretty good one from earlier this year.

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>>35193326
I've got the full one

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>>35193326
>pre-abduction name
>age: 12 years
>food bowl
I wonder how this person is now.

>>35193250
refusing to try any form of self improvement to better your life while complaining a shit ton about it is really gay. If you think its broken then fix it, if you no longer feel bound by society just chill and stop reeeing over nothing

>>35193552
>op is degenerate shit eater
>turns out to be nigger
Why oh why am I not suprised?

>>35193871
you think that's predictable, you should see your own post!

>>35194005 what if you go fuck yourself kid

>>35193959
no, fuck off faggo

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this is an underrated classic, no matter what (You) say

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So simple yet hilarious.

>>35194272
Oh my fucking god oh my god I love it fuck

>>>>>Captcha: Hepp Flatfoot

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R2D2

>>35193250
Interesting how it always ends on a negative, aggressive note once they realize you aren't willing to entertain their savior fantasies. Really jogs the noggin

>>35194601
It's so strange to see my own story reposted.

I feel complimented I guess.

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>>35194696
>It's so strange to see my own story re-posted.
>I feel complimented I guess.

>>35193909
Touche

This post is very originalio

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>>35193326
This always makes me laugh. Holy shit.

>>35193552
This actually happened to me. I drew a picture of a futa Hinata with hairy armpits with her tongue out and arms raised after a boxing match and my dad saw it after going through my shit as he always does and never mentioned it to me. This was when I was in like 5th grade I am now 22, it will never be addressed

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orignal cappost

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This one always makes me happyy

>>35195061
That's fucking amazing.
Oreganol

>>35195061
The bonus synergy threads are cherry on top.

>>35193552
She actually pretty cute.

>>35195061
>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it

Poor fucker. Hope he's alright.

>>35195303
shet ep feget

>>35195303

He was probably a fat asshole anon, he sat on a child after all.

Maybe if he was like this anon>>35194601 the child could of fitted inside his wide gaping asshole for easy insertion of the child.

>>35195061
Nice fake but funny.

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>>35194666
Satan confirms for absolute truth, checked.
Normalshits are scum and they are basically responsible for destroying culture and society.
They are too obsessed with sex, virtue signalling and impressing their guillable peers to fight (((them))).

>>35194883
Thats a weird thing to draw.

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best greentext of the year so far

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This made my batteries rattle

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>>35195976
Oh, this one is really sad.

>>35195061
i orego really really like this image

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>>35192627
does anybody have a screenshot of the thread from like 8 months ago where wojak died to kill hijak and save pepe

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>>35195976
>compliment the chef

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>>35192627

I always loved this one for some reason

Originalio

>>35192627

This one as well

Orininalito

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>>35196604

Forgot my pictorooni

Originalio

>>35192871
>reading with earbuds in
How can you possibly pay attention to what youre reading with music on

>>35197023
Maybe he didn't have music on. Just earbuds in... For noise cancellation

>>35193541
Fuck, I threw up in my bed

>>35197023
every time i read a song of ice and fire i listed to the oblivion soundtrack. its pretty fucking good.

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>>35193541
Fucking hell, one of the most degenerate things I've seen in all my years on 4chan

>>35193500
I knew that girl at the time.
I told her a lot of awful shit about him in private when she mentioned meeting him. It was all true though.

>>35197596

THIS. I thought I was the only one. I generally pick an album and listen to it on loop while reading a novel.

From then on the music brings me the feel of the novel. It can be really good or incredibly meh depending on the combo, though.

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gbljh t,fysq

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an original hero

spaghetti and meatballs

Did anyone screencap the guy talking about how he laid in front of the class after being told to do pushups?

Was only like a month ago or so

>>35198059
Read through the thread before you post anon...

>>35195026
Could that be a man?

>>35193871
Where does it say he's black?

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>>35198132
YOU SAW NOTHING.
Also fuck you roboto

>>35197937
>It can be really good or incredibly meh depending on the combo, though.

yeah i agree. but when you find the right combo its fucking amazing.

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A recent one.

orgorg

>>35198263
I fucking gag'd.

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>>35193541
I thought the guy who cut off his balls was the worst but this is just a whole new level. Fug

>>35193326
i dont know whats so funny about it
>family finds severely fucked up shit
>its fucked up
>anons loose their shit over it
??

>>35193254
>funny
You have to go back

>>35198263
>tfw you was in that thread and your post is in the screencap

feels very good my man

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im surprised i havent seen anyone else post this one

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Remember shitjug kun!
Tfw I posted his pictures in that thread...

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>>35192627
god bless r ninehundred and k

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>>35197984
"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"

This anon will not be forgotten.

>>35193449
Fuck I remember that thread. Anyone have a cap of it with the album covers?

>>35198560
Its the second time i see you.
You were the only one asking so i put you in there.

>>35192871
That "normie" seemed more like an autist

>>35198198
Still, good taste in screencaps.

>>35193254
>/b/
>funny

>>>/b/
back you go then

>>35195061
Yeah, I remember that thread. Pretty strange situation, he was really dodgy about the details too.

>>35195696
This is 4chan, faggot. Get out.

does anyone know what happened to godbro? that dude who exposed the love life of his coworker until someone doxxed her?

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>>35199709
Huh, the pretty much same happened to me.
I guess that is the fate of every robot.

>>35199885
no need to be a robot, im a depressed normie and the stuff is the same, we just better at acting

>>35199945
I guess that is true, however still the fate of every robot.

>>35198560
>thinks he's special because a comment of his got screencapped
I once wrote how much I hate spics and that "this spic should be fucking killed" (it was about HWNDU) and some libtard normie was lurking the thread and made a screenshot and showed it on his fucking twitter.

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>>35199380
No u, faggalagadingdong.

>>35199070
I can hear the changes in my head when I'm posting aswell.

Like if I was saying 'Really?' in a sarcastic way in my head it would sound different to me saying 'Really?' in a genuinely inquisitive way.

Same with if I'm quoting, strawmanning or 'implying' with greentext it all sounds different in my head and from my reactions, comes across as I intend it too.

>tfw you've accidentally computed your mind to speak in autistic 4chan meme speak after 10 years of shitposting

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post more stupid silly shit

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>>35200298
These ones always get me

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Posting depressing shit,

>>35200298
>poem boy
I forgot that guy, anybody have it?

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Another batch coming right up

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Keep it rolling robots

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This one was really recent

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Still at it, got lots of this shit

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The ride never ends, robots

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>>35192627
Here you originally go my original dude

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Thought that's all? Think again

>>35200439
Fucking hell, man. Is that what we're going to become?

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And again and again and again robots

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>>35200522
>implying we're not already

>>35194272
someone explain pls

oregoniol

>>35194272
I don't get it, someone explain it.

>>35200621
>>35200642
he's in the retard class too

>>35198402
Its hilarious because this anon is just as much of a fuck up as we are.
But he got cough, and now everyone knows.

You can take this as a warning to what will happen to you if you get exposed.

>>35193326
>This was two years ago
N-no
It really can't be
God fucking dammit

>>35200621
>0621
>>>35194272
>someone explain pls
>oregoniol
hes in retard class because hes a retard

>>35194601
I was one of those (You)'s, good thread.

>no one has posted $150 for 30 minutes

Fucking newfag normies

>>35200510
this is overkill, no matter how you look at it

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>>35200529
>tfw its 2 am

This is too fucking real.

>>35200510
Oh god.

That is so fucking sad.
Why do birthday feels always hurt me so bad?

>>35200767
>he hasn't posted $150 for 30 minutes
Fucking normie newfag

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>>35200924
>>35200767
>the original tranny tale

>>35201017
This is fucking hilarious.
Thank you anon.

>>35199198
Autists dont have confidence, though.

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The post that pissed a lot of people off.

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>>35199137
I saved this from the thread.

>>35201174
>thumbnail
congrats m8

>>35201121
This is in fact wrong.
They don't know when they do fucking cringey shit.
I know one who is just an extroverted fucking asshole that thinks he is better than everyone else.
I don't mind him though, he reminds me of me when I was young and I know that it is not his fault.
The knowledge that I was the same only doubles the pain when he does something awful again, it makes me want to hurt myself with a 1000 degree glowing hot knife.

>>35200476
This
SCreencap
lacks
ORDER

>>35199070
i remember getting banned on /v/ for posting
>implying implications


good fucking times. People dont understand the sacrifices made for freedom of speach.

>>35201204
Shut up gaybie
I'll fight you

>>35201174
Nice thumnail.
Maybe next time you will get the full picture.

Just keep trying anon.

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recent one i liked

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>>35201310
suck tranny's dick faglord.

>>35194181
Yes it is. A masterpiece of comedy gold and important work which satirically criticizes one of the major key the grievances in a contemporary western society.

>>35201121
>>35201209
Two types of autists. The classical autist has no self-awareness and will often drone on and on about their ridiculous interests which no one else cares about. These are the Chris Chan types. Then there are nu-autists. They act more like people with severe anxiety due to the fact that they are self-aware about their autistic traits yet have no power to change them

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uwygfiuqwygfkuawjhgfv

>>35197023
Sometimes I turn on white noise for studying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArwcHjmsw3A

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this one is amazingg

>>35200476
This is propably the most depressing story out here
Having no hope is already terrible.
Giving someone hopeless hope and then taking it away is the worst. Valid suicide cause

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When I replied that I wanted to submit his post to the then-current banner application, he got mad for some reason.
Also, I just sneezed on my food...

>>35201639
Non English anon here.
What is a Millipedis?

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>>35199176
Nah man, i didnt ask. I was the one who suggested brewing tea out of it. I know its pretty shit proof, but this pepe should have the same filename

>>35201444
well put, with trips to boot.
also capped

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>>35202237
giant millipede for you

>>35202237
er, to clarify though, it can be broken into milli (1000) and ped (feet). though, they don't actually have that many, I think.

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>>35193541
I wish l hadn't opened that.

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This wasn't even that long ago. Ah, great heroes emerge still.

>>35200439
Oh god.
Im out.
I will go and fuck a girl.
Fuck how many tries I need.
Fuck how fat she is.
I will go out and find someone to fuck and love right now.

>>35202368
>>35202398
Oh shit. Thank you.
originaaaal

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Fat roastie BTFO

Does anyone have the poem boy screencap? I've heard about it, but I can't find it.

>>35200510
Good thing I stopped celebrating my birthdays since I was 10 years old, or was it sooner.

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Does anyone even remember those awesome threads with the autist who worked at Best Buy? He blackmailed his coworker to have sex with him, he made piss bottle nests. The whole thing was like his life story and it was the funniest thing i've ever read.

but i haven't seen or heard anyone talk about those threads since then. Where are they?

>>35202993
bumping for this, someone pls deliver

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>everyone posting things from the past couple months
the fuck is this

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>>35203017
yeah i'll keep the thread alive until someone posts them

it was more than a year ago i'm sure

>>35203091
just going through my folder, anon

>>35202993
also interested in this. Afraid I don't have any caps saved on this computer but I'm lurking with you boys

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>>35203091
I gotchu fmalamaamadingdong

>>35202610
oh, my. That is beautiful.

Anyone remember Ohiobot from a few weeks ago? The guy whose mom "paid" her friend's daughter to date him?

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i didn't save the full thread of this

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>>35203115
man you just got here from reddit about 4 months ago it seems. You know nothing of r9k.

>>35203140
holy fuck I actually almost puked. Man how could someone live like that

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this was a good threadd

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>>35203209
I'm going back through my folder, of course it's all recent. This is also all things i'm saved myself, not images i took from best-of threads

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>>35192627
Here is your screen cap bro

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>>35192627
S4s was a mistake
This is a reminder robots
War now

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>>35193541
>His dick is literally black from being constantly covered in shit
Why? I mean you would think that someone would stop covering themselves in filth after they look like their dick is rotting but he just fucking continues, I wonder if it's going to fall off eventually.

>>35194272
>this actually happened to me
Not a good feel. The other retards were fun though.

>>35193541
I was eating.
And I'm not gonna stop.

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>>35195303
kjkjhjkhjhnmn

>>35203425
If I killed my sister's child I would definitely kms.

Even if she said she forgave me I would never believe her

>>35197984
>he didn't write "how the fuck was that not original?" at the end of his suicide post

>>35193449
I was in that thread, almost died laughing when I first read through it.

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You guys didn't fall for the wizard meme did you anons?
D-did you

>>35203689
Y-yeah I definitely fell for the meme. I r-really had a choice in the matter, trust me.

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>page 4
but we still haven't found >>35202993

>>35193449
I don't get it is it the same girl or something?

>>35200439
I've noticed that for a long time I've been incapable of fantasising about myself in any way. Instead I just fantasise about being some made up character.

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>>35200298
>boss found the beekeeping helmet

>>35197881
You haven't been here long then.

>>35200467
Too real every time I see it here

>>35193254
yeah i'm not sure about that one m8

>>35198402
a different time my frend

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Suprised noone has posted this one...

this thread is gay and straight out of
>>>/b
fuck off

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i'm trying to find it archived somewhere but it's not even on leddit

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i miss these threadss

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i love Eagles of Death Metal, mr robot

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>>35203965
That's not original, here's the original.

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this one hits a little too close to home

>>35204007
huh, you're right

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is anyone reading these at all?

>>35200529
I don't get it. What's so shocking about two in the morning?

>>35204059
yeah

unoirignal

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i can't believe /trash/ still has active Zootopia threads

>>35204083
cool i'm glad, anon

>>35204059
I've read every screencap in the thread, just not replying. I'll try to give more (You)'s.

>>35204059
Yes, please keep posting anon.

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>>35204121
>>35204147
good, just chhecking

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i once stole a Hotwheel from Walmart and still feel bad about it

>>35204174
>tfw good dental hygiene
Never had a cavity, even though I'm going to have to wear retainers. into my lates 20's and perhaps 30's. Could be worse though.

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i wonder how many people have even questioned the origin of this meme

>>35204233
I'm still curious as to what exactly the shit blower is.

>>35204209
i stole some shit one time, got caught by my mom and was forced to take it back with an apology

didnt give a shit about stealing, but was humiliated at the time

stolen from my own job before

I stole some science equipment from my school once. Parents caught me and I had to return it.

Lost interest in circuits after that, fuckers killed my passion.

>>35201017
excelent

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>>35204255
>shit in leaf blower
>stick it out window and blow the shit into the yard

>>35204233
Is the actual origin?

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asdfdf

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>>35204330
It is. I never saw anything like that before and it took about 3 days of forcing it for it to become a meme because people didn't understand the premise even though that thread turned into the average threads we see now

>>35197023
Some people just put earbuds in with no music to send the specific signal of, 'shut up and don't talk to me.'

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>>35204331
glad someone else is posting

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not sure if this was actually from /b/

>>35200476
poor bernd, i will keep him in my memories

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>>35204421
yeah that's from /b/, anon

>>35204331
>almost did this once
>>>35204372
Do you think the same person still makes those threads?

>>35204406
never thought i would see that pulled off so well, glad noone died

>>35193541
i just ate dinner and this made me fucking puke

god damnit

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>>35204465
>Do you think the same person still makes those threads?
maybe, but i don't think the shit blower guy is the one who tried to meme it, i think it was some retard who wouldn't let the thread die

>>35200467
this one makes me cry, just imagining someone who really believes all this

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Zipper Down was a pretty disappointing album, just didn't have the charm

Does anyone have Royce?

>>35193326
not gonna lie i got a bit hard from this desu

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>>35204578
describe whatever that is and i'll see what i can do

>>35204233
I saved dis, thanks for the laugh.

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i never learned to actually play Yu-Gi-Yo because no friends but i enjoyed collecting the cards

Maybe I didn't see it, but did anyone post the brother jerking off to his sister's panties that happened a few months ago? It was interesting watching a family relationship crumble in real time.

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>>35204660
i remember that but don't have it and nobody has posted it

>>35200467
>y'know?

sadly yes i do

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>>35193541
I was under the impression this kind of degeneracy had died out, haven't seen something this degenerate in years.

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>>35204578
I have it, but my screencap was incredibly shitty, but I still have a folder of all the stuff. I'll dump some of it.

>>35200451
This is extremely demotivating but I'm saving it anyway. Thanks!

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>>35204698
Got like 90 images in this album, ill dump the best

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>>35204706
opajklsdfsjdjkgd

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>>35204726
lashdasjklhfjklajls

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i remember when /devilish/ threads were somewhat creative

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>>35204732
they find him out
asklfkasdlf

>>35204542
There's no need to imagine, we probably make up a decent chunk of this board. What makes you think we're wrong?

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>>35204745
laksjfaklsfkl

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well my personal folder is tapped out but i'll look around some more

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>>35204781
asdasdasdasdasddflkgjdfklgd

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>>35204809
alsjdaskldjaskldkla

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>>35204819

OP originally posted her nudes, someone finds her facebook, everyone thinks shes underage which means he could have been posting CP. Dude who found her number asked and she was 18, called it off.

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>>35204837
Royce was a total neckbeard, beyond any stereotype. MLP, Steven Universe, Portal, Flapjack, furry stuff, you name it.

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A classic beta uprising greentext

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>>35204860
Dub checking was the rest of the posts for quite a while.

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this isn't from /r9k/ but still relevant

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>>35204872
Last one I'll post unless someone asks for more, basically someone finds out where OP lives and makes him apologize to the girl who he posted nudes of (she's crazy for him, forgave him). Also found out his dad is extrmeely ill and he takes care of him full time as a result, no job. Kinda sad, but they made his GoFundMe start trending.

thanks for giving more fuel for r/4chan faggots

>>35204918
If someone actually has a link to his podcast that would be great.

>nobody has said anything about >>35202993
my time has been wasted

>>35205026
oh because they really need our help when kikebook is like a screencap trading post now

>>35205044
in the thread he explained that it was just him rambling into a TV remote and not a recorded thing

>>35204331
makes me tear up from laughing every time, thank you friend

>>35204326
>tfw no occult gf

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>>35204331
>'studying'
>Staquafre
This is too good.

>>35204331
this is honestly my favorite

>>35204781
>>35204809
>>35204860
What an autistic piece of shit. I feel a little uneasy knowing this person exists.

>>35200476
god damn
what's bernd tho?

>>35193449
Great fucking thread.

Quintomino

>>35201322
i kekd originally, good screencap

>>35202481
i fucking remember this thread holy shit

I FUCKING FOUND IT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU DESU ARCHIVE

CREEP THREAD VOLUME 1
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/24360199/

CREEP THREAD VOLUME 2
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/24382117/

CREEP THREAD VOLUME 3
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/24404037/#q24404037

>>35204059
Going through all of them here senpai

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>>35202699
Sorry it was hard to find. Kind of shitty collage but oh well.

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>>35205448
Anon, but German and even more autistic.

anybody have the one about the guy whose mom died and his dad makes them go on a sailing trip they planned before she died and they get lost at sea during a storm and the guy ends up blowing his dad but they eventually get rescued?

>>35205416
He got put in his place, the anon that found his name found where he lives, his relatives, the girl, and even his personal cell phone number - I'm thinking of giving the chick a check-up call to see if he's not being a piece of shit again.

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>>35205717
why yes i do anon funny you should ask

>>35192871
>tfw realize you're supposed to ask questions back
Hardest part in social interaction for me

>>35192871
Why even bother trying to take credit for someone as an anon? No one knows who "you" are.

>>35193449

best thread of 2015

>>35197023
>not knowing about ambient music
Fucking pleb

>>35193541
NO
NO, NO NO ,NO NOOOOO

FUCK, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS RETARDED

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>>35204542
Pft, you say it like its hard to believe. Dude, it's probably 90% of this board

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>>35193449
for anyone who wants just the pic of the lad in the sweater

>>35205741
got a really confusing boner from that. That is some weird shit

>>35205741
I know it is terrible but I want this to be true.

>>35193541
this guy
and cum bottle guy
and killed his wife with an extension cordguy
and the others

>>35193541
I remember this anon, pretty cool guy, pretty sad he never posted again, we could have used his content to btfo the normies.

>>35205549
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DAMN
Thank you anon, I'm only on the first one but this rivals almost any greentext or poo poo peep ee story I've ever read.

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>>35204697
No it's very much alive.

>>35193449

https://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/31363751

found the thread

>>35205938
Please drive away the normie scum.
I know you can do it.

>>35194601
I remember this, jesus christ I'll never see r2d2 the same way.

>>35204080
Girls don't talk to you either, I suppose?

>>35205837
>2015
Do you know how to read?

>>35194272
>always in the advanced honors ap whatever class because """bright""
>it's still filled with dumb niggers because my schools were black schools

>>35193500
EGGMAN PLS COME BACK

i actually remember this thread

>>35199709
This happened to me too. It was horrible. I'd meet new people online and would have to dodge questions and shit if they'd ask about what games I liked to play or whatever. Trying to even find topics was hard.

I've managed to....sort of fix it? In a sense that I can at least play a game for a couple hours at least one time, but the chances of me going back to it are slim to none once I close it down.

Depression can really suck your life away from you.

>>35193552
I drew a lot of weird shit when I was 12 and horny
Mom found some of it, but nothing bad enough that they called a fucking professional.

>>35200439
That was some heavy shit.

>>35200476
What imageboard is this?

>>35204174
OH MY GOD

THE AUTISM.

>this comment was not original

>>35197984

>tfw live in rural utah
>tfw I would definitely kill myself If i had to live in scotland

I guess we could've been friends.

>>35195696
It's real dumbass it happened like 2 years ago

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A fine edition from my collection

>>35195976
Fucking hilarious boi

>>35205549
That was a messed-up read. R.I.P. OP's mom, Nacho, wowgirl, etc.

Anymore depressing posts?

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>>35206946
Here's a kinda funny, sorta sad one.

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>>35206946
/pol/ can make me sad sometimes

>>35204174
I had really bad teeth too and my dentist wasn't a dick about it. Why would a dentist be mad he's going to make money off of you? Sounds made up either way.

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Here's something I capped recently, from a thread about an Anon with kidney disease.

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>>35195976
This one is going to win greentext of the year, its just too good

>>35200509
aww yes thank you for this one

>>35199070
I try to, someone needs to preserve the culture before normal fags infested this site. I've definately noticed nu4chan memes, and I'm pretty sure "nu" isn't even a 4chan meme at this point. I don't remember
JUST
or those HAHAHAHA...etc. threads
BRRAPPPPT
BTFO
None of this I remember. I remember coming to /r9k/ and feeling a bit relieved I could come to a NSFW board and not see a lot of nudity, I can't say the same now. What's the fucking deal with superfluous generals? Just make it a [subject] thread why put general when youre only making one thread?
>muh secret club
When did we start questioning board culture? It all feels very weird, I'm glad some users have noticed the shift this site has had

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>>35207197
Also those desu, tbqh, tbqhf and fampai fucktard replies. I have seen far more people using normie slang and it makes me cringe. We used to call eachothers nigger way more, and we call eachother reddit more often than we used to. I remember mentioning reddit would have people call you a faggot, now there are fucking subreddit threads on /pol/. The general election fucked this site

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Saw this just before I went abroad for school and it depressed the fucking shit out of me. To this day one of the most upsetting images I've seen here.

>>35200467
this post will probably get lost and ignored in here but I just want everyone who feels the way described in this image to know that i would love to have a magical way to be friends with all of you so that you wouldn't have to be alone anymore and that if i could make a deal with the devil or whoever and give my life in exchange for happiness for all of you i wouldnt even hesitate
I wish for what seems impossible for you to happen and that you are given the opportunity to have a decent and worthy life , and that you all know that even if i don't know you , I'm thinking about you and I'm glad we get to share this place with each other

- anon

>>35207438
Thanks, anon. That was really nice.

>>35204102
this one was good

orininallagio

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i never see this one reposted enen though it's the best thing this shitty board has ever seen

>>35204756
>>35205897
I can't accept that anyone on this board who believes these things is 'right' about them. No one should suffer so much in this way, and if they do, then they can be helped through friendship and care. If such a void of these things has brought them such an abject life then I would just hope that someday they could find some source of happiness, though it seems to me with such an extreme case that it's like telling a starving refugee in a warzone to chin up.

Thing is though, the image describes a great loneliness, which is not as bad as the intense suffering in other wartorn or impoverished parts of the world. I believe there is a way out of loneliness, but it just makes me sad to think some people have become so entrenched in it that they can only describe their life in those terms.

>>35207470
>squeezing hardened pus from his ingrown pubic hairs

I thought I was the only one.

>>35206962
Sad!
>>35206975
If true I guess I contribute to that number

DESU, I meant more like >>35200439 or >>35200451

>>35207308
I think the normies will get bored of this site relatively quickly. Hopefully when that happen we'll return to how it was before.

>>35206469
i'm in utah too.
>tfw decided to take a hiatus from r9k during the timeframe of that post
if i hadn't, maybe i could've reached out to that anon before he commited sudoku.

>>35207308
I can call you nigger if you want, robot

>>35207712
I can't help but think that 4chan has always been like this. In 2006 the summerfags were ruining the site, and now it's the normies.

>>35194601
Kek I remember that thread. Did you also save the posts from the guy who fingered his dogs butthole?

>>35207712

I think with the whole election frog shit, normies have been drawn to 4ch because it's interesting and edgy. Plus 4ch has normalized in a sense over the years. Reddit and edgy teenagers are drawn here for a long time. But it's gone down over the past month or two. I say around late spring the normies should lose interest.

>>35200476
>krautchan screenshots

fucking keinbernds

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>>35192627
really enjoyed this post about a robot trying to expose someone for sexually abusing a bald eagle

>>35203140
based fridgebro

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Kek'd at this one

My dudes

>>35200476

>I was very close to not post this because I know it will get screenshotted and become some old story about some pathetic frenchman who dared to think for a few hours that he wasn't garbage

holy fucking shit this is so funny that i don't even know if i'm real anymore

I don't know if it's been posted but /r/ing the Baby story

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>>35192627
Audibly keked at this one otighsb

>>35194666
Oh excuse for not straight up telling you to go kill yourself.

That'll be a permanent solution for your permanent problem.