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>when the beautiful hairdresser ironically calls you gorgeous as you stare at your own spotty fat face in the mirror

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Why should a robot bother trying to date women if they couldn't even get a girlfriend half as beautiful as pic related? The answer is they should not try. Why is that? I'll tell you why.

Average-attractive girls only want Chad. They can also get these alpha men anytime they want. Ugly girls only go for lesser men because they have no choice. They would cheat on a loser with Chad Thundercock the first chance they get.

This proves that women are worthless whores that are only worth being around for their holes. Personality you say? Don't make me laugh! Women don't have personalities. Their personality is whatever the trends of the day happen to be. However all women regardless of who they are want the top 10% of men. Even if she is an obese blue haired feminist with stink rolls.

It is so bad for inferior men that a woman would rather have sex with a dog then even consider the possibility of being in a relationship with such a man. Let alone actually sleeping with him.

If you are a:
>beta
>kissless virgin
>NEET
>small dick
>manlet
>some of the above or all of the above

You literally have no chance in the dating game.

Women deserve and should be enslaved, raped and abused. They are too dangerous to a society to be allowed any freedom.

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kinda lonely and want to erp with some people so anyone want to join my new discord? just be as cute as possible

https://discord.gg/xt4rwSw

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I showed up to work today both drunk, high, and smelling like shit. Blabbering on, jumbling my words up, yelling at staff "was joking" and put my arms up and yelled 'WANT TO FUCKING BRAWL CUNT' at my crush. Had mutiple people message me about it today.

Ended up falling asleep in the car park. Is there anyway i can turn this around? would my crush think I'm an idiot?

I feel embarrassed.

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Any FL anons or sloots in here ?

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How do I leave my small shitty town as soon as possible? I mean I'd rather be homeless than live here in the cold hillbilly mountains

I don't have enough for a bus ticket but i get a prescription once in awhile that the hillbillies will buy and give me enough for a bus ticket

I just want to be able to eat enough to survive while I'm homeless

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ITT things about you that normies would probably find unusual

I don't know how to play any game of cards

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Is it true that being a NEET/ shitposting all day makes you a better more interesting person? How do you guys get girls?

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>finally have alone time with my oneitus

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>This is your inevitable future

How does this make you feel?

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>yeah... hey man you know what
>*adjusts headset*
>*leans in*
>well the thing about your body is it really is the best doctor like it might not be able to prescribe xanax for you but if you get cracked across the face and the capillaries under your eyes explode what doctor is gonna get in there and fix those blood vessels for you?
>i mean what is aids man its just your body's immune system failing on you and then you die of a cold?
>*sighs*
>nature is a cruel wicked bitch
>jamie pull that picture up of the roadrunner smashing the fuck out of that snake
>no jamie go to the other picture. no no the far right one....that's a Falco Borealis jamie... ok yes this one
>*inhales*
>look at that raptor goddamn bitch
>homie's guts are everywhere
>fucking gut health, man. i drink a kale smoothie with krill oil every morning. give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

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>a thicc belly
>a caring personality. I want her to let me lay in her arms and suck on her tit.
A mother basicly

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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Have you ever slapped a girl's butt?

Your sister counts too

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Any swedes here? Can I move abroad and keep my neetbux? I'll get a fake ID for my friend to claim it and send it cash by mail to me, and I won't report moving to the authorities.