ITT things about you that normies would probably find unusual

>pair of jacks
That looks like a fancy hand, but it's not that good. It's just high pair.

I dont really listen too music

>>35237112
All this and a bag of tendies. I have actively no clue how to play shit like polka. Blackjack is just basic addition and even then I don't know and wont remember what non-number cards are

>>35237132
>not that good
it's basically a royal flush waiting to happen and high probability for a regular flush.
and if you're playing Omaha that had is even more insane.

I don't watch movies or television.

I hate movies because they are too dense and wasting time. I only went to cinema once in my whole 20 years.

>>35237268

But it's 5 cards. There's no flop? Or am I just wrong.

You just play the highest hand you're holding.

>>35237132
That's an angel hand in euker...

>>35237286
>>35237138
>>35237287
Very interesting
I try to have a scientific diet so I excludes a lot of common foodstuffs and normies don't understand.

I do not watch television anymore also. I do not celebrate my birthday and had some trouble figuring out how old I am.

>>35237112
I frequently take walks at night and sometimes, when I'm sure I'm alone, I rant to myself and loudly scream. I'm perfectly mentally healthy, though. Not even autistic, as far as I know.

>can't ride a bicycle
>can't swim (afraid of water)

>>35237328
>Not even autistic, as far as I know.
Sounds more like schizotypy desu

>>35237366
I'm too mentally stable to be schizoid though

>>35237328
I do this too Ill be in the car and start yelling and screaming

>>35237328
>I'm perfectly mentally healthy
>on /r9k/

>>35237386
Schizotypy isn't only schizoid, it includes schizophrenia, schizoid, schizoaffective and schizotypal desu senpai

But I am not suggesting you are just saying it sounds more like schizotypy desu

>>35237112
I don't really like anything or have any strong opinions on anything

>>35237328
I really want to walk at night too but I'm afraid of being assaulted or anything, also my tiny town is shit and doesn't have many road light, furthermore the town is basically dead starting from 11pm

>>35237412
I'm just lonely and can't connect to anyone I know, I'm not crazy baka

>>35237441
Be my crazy bf pls
Oriig

>>35237426
I pity you, it's so nice and mind-clearing. Seriously, I've come to some of my most important realisations during night-walks.

>>35237138
People like you creep me out desu

You don't listen to *any* music? There's not a single genre you enjoy?

>>35237483
are you girl (female)?
original question iis original

>>35237287
>>35237287
>>35237287
while I go to to and watch movies way more frequently than you do - I still agree, cinema is a shitty form of media in that stories and plotlines are often too grandiose or expansive to be covered in enough time that is deemed possible for me to remain interested (usually around 160-180 mins?). I don't know, I just feel like books, video games and television are all higher forms of media
again, I watch movies though partially because I dont want normies to think i'm some sperg more than they already do

>>35237501
>girl
>on r9k
Nope. Im boi

I dont understand how most of facebook works. I also like to take walks at night/evening through the vines. I like evening/nighttime much better because no one else will be around and i can be completely alone with the sky and the vines.

>>35237518
I'm not crazy and I'm also not a faggot, sorry senpai

Yeah, same. I don't know how to ride a boke, I've never been on a plane, I don't have a political aliment/I don't care about politics, I don't know how to drive and probably other shit I'm forgetting.

>>35237547
Your loss big boy B^)

>>35237112
i genuinely like to play ubisoft games

>>35237289
it's 5 cards so it's 5 card draw. that hand is still insane in 5 card because you have 4 royal suits to cherry pick from. but it would be obvious to people because you're keeping so many cards.

I watch cartoons, that's usually enough to make a normie's face fall when I tell them.

>>35237112
Emojis are stupid, rap is too.

Stop listening to rap music.

>>35237222
Generally any non-number card is worth 10. Aces can either be worth 1 or 11, your choice. Blackjack is the only card game I aside from war and go fish that I actually know all the rules of.

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Who else /bedwetter/ here?

>tfw 19 years old and wet the bed 3 times already this week.

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I have that weird feeling everytime I see a song or video goes viral, like that makes me instantly lose interest in them. I have to listen or watch it accidentally on tv or radio not by searching it on youtube. Maybe I just don't want to follow the bandwagon

>>35237667
Post diapers. NOW

>>35237667
Can you not control it or are you just /devilish/?

I listen to certain songs over and over again. Like 100 times in a row. This happens every time I find a new song I like.

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>>35237757

Me too. My latest dose.

>>35237765
Who is this original semen demon who I'd like to know more about?

>>35237807
She is a Canadian xenofeminist, I don't think you'll like her

>>35237831
>xenofeminist

That's a fancy word for a roastie cock monger

Instead of talking to myself out loud or in my head, I "mouth" it instead. This usually goes on for several minutes so I imagine I must look like a crazy person having an episode

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>>35237831

it's not like i listen to her feminism, i listen to her music, strictly.

but she can smash all the patriarchy she desires for all i care, desu.

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>>35237112
I don't know how to ride a bike. I really want to try practicing in the summer when it gets warm, but I have to find someplace really secluded

>>35237962
You know I only said that because we're here

I also like Grimes but have to say I preferred visions to most of what she made now

>>35237484
Like what realisations?

>>35237990
This

I fell off my bike once when I was about 7, and never tried again since.

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>>35237962
Please Claire take me away from here. You are perfect.

>>35238053
Mostly personal shit, like that it's impossible for me to be satisfied with my life unless I pursue my dream to be a novelist. Also I learned to take pride in my inability to connect with most people, instead of shame.

>>35237112
I don't know/understand the rules of American football

I have never smoked weed or gotten drunk

I have never been to a party

I have never bought a car

I have an autistic obsession with Godzilla

And of course, I have never kissed or had sex with a female being

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>>35238111

She is the literal MOST BEAUTIFUL, like androgyny cannot be more, but it's only from this angle and like one or two more. She's actualy really fugly. Also I look like her I think.

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>>35238166
dude wtf is that you originally?

>>35237112
I'm redpilled desu
I mean most people here are, presumably