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I showed up to work today both drunk, high, and smelling like shit. Blabbering on, jumbling my words up, yelling at staff "was joking" and put my arms up and yelled 'WANT TO FUCKING BRAWL CUNT' at my crush. Had mutiple people message me about it today.
Ended up falling asleep in the car park. Is there anyway i can turn this around? would my crush think I'm an idiot?
I feel embarrassed.
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>>35237176
Does she party?
She might understand if shes a bit of a lush
If not youre completely fucked
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>>35237176
Nah, you're pretty much fucked.
Won't be surprised if you don't get fired as well. Serves you right for being a wagie though.
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>>35237176
just tell them your dog died or something
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>>35237176
>I feel embarrassed.
The correct emotion is "ashamed." You should feel ashamed of yourself and your actions.
You will be lucky if you have a job to go back to in a week. You blew it with your crush.
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>>35237176
>I showed up to work today both drunk, high, and smelling like shit
Wtf why? I'm going to need some background here OP or I'm just going to assume this is fake b8
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>>35237211
>>35237215
Why even live then?
>>35237231
Just got over life, stopped caring. Went in with dirty smelly clothes, untucked, messy, oily hair. Everyone is probably laughing about me.
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by smelled like shit you mean you stank (sweat?) or you mean you literally smelled like shit
because of these is a lot worst than the other
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Just tell your crush you were drunk. What's the point of lying? She'll probably find it funny.
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>>35237213
This
It's the only way out of this mess you made anon.
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>>35237176
Normies are taught that repentance is a vaunted act. You wouldn't believe what a profuse and "honest" apology can accomplish.
Especially if you can fake some appropriate emotion, and throw in a story about how yourwhateverjust died or is going through tough times.
Oh, they also like the military. If you can get away with something like "my best bro is shipping out today, and we partied real hard last night into the morning.. might be the last time I see him" they will have so much sympathy for you. May actually help you rather than hurt.
Trust me on this, I'm an expert in pretending to be a normie to get out of autistic situations of my own making. That's why I live an objectively comfy and successful life.
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