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Lol. Stop wasting your time on silly ideas.

>>35261857

Realistically 9 or 10, more attractive than 99 percent of people (assuming he's 6' or above)

That guy is ugly as fuck. You are clearly trolling. Only desperate used up roasties would hit that.

What the fuck man

Nit original

I would still fuck

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>>35262615
MOST people would fuck, all it would take is a little booze, when I think about that I want to kill myself. fuck this shit, seriously. Here, have some anime to make you sane.

But I don't enjoy being alone, I wish I had friends or at least knew more people the my Imediate family .

It started as an accident. I got depressed after my dad passed away, and strangely I thought that having friends over was childish.
At some period in my life I wanted to go out more and sort of did with new friends. Then I got psychotic and lost these friends - which is my own fault and not only due to me being psychotic.

Nowadays I embrace it. Unless I can find people whom I can discuss ideas with, I rather not be infected by their pathological conformity. When you group with people you start to become more alike - which I don't want.

I prefer to spend my time learning new things, it is mostly what I do. A social life would get in the way of that.

When I realized how little most other people interest me

It's not something I'm really proud of, either

>>35261697
Congrats anon that is one path to a normal life

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Finally someone gets it. Porn > actual women.

This may actually be one of the biggest reasons people here are robots and fucking miserable.

Check out http://yourbrainonporn.com/ if you want off of this ride.

>>35261585
Baimpuh

Derivatives were taught in HS

Get out

d/dx x^n=nx^(n-1)
d/dx f(g(x)) = g'(x) f'(g(x))
d/dx f(x) g(x) = f'(x) g(x) +f(x) g'(x)
d/dx exp(x) = exp(x)

Literally all you need.

>>35261464
I want to believe there's a good motive here
but knowing how their mind functions she's like a snake tightening it's death grip on the old man
she'll probably rob him blind and then push him over a cliff without even blinking

>>35261526
No idea about her motive, but her employer is using it for PR.

>This GERIATRIC son of a bitch is fucking HOT BABES
>And basically, you're FUCKING stupid
>Click here to find out how!

>>35261373
get a sex change and do it yourself you lazy fucking conservative

>>35261373
>>35261424
AbsoIuteIy rekt.

Go back in time.

All I want is a sweet, loving housewife with a warm disposition who will cook for me on the nights I don't take her out to eat at nice restaurants.

But millennial women are ALL self centered narcissists who won't even think about picking up a frying pan. They're insulted by the very notion of taking care of their men.

>>35261366
that will end badly
desu oregano

>>35261366
Red wine is underrated as fuck by normie drunkards. I love getting drunk to it. It's one of the best sensations I have known in my life.

Alcohol degenerates deserve a severe case of methanol poisoning so they have to blindly crawl for the rest of their live like the worthless subhumans they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMayiz-18Q

>What should I do

Oh, gee, umm. I dunno. Maybe... lose a bit of weight?

>>35261356
REEEEEEE I DONT WANNNA

isint there something I can demand the guy to do to solve my problem?

>>35261266
Lose weight or save up money for lipo suction or be alone forever or date a fat ugly person like yourself.

Those are your 4 options.

>>35261222
Gun to the head, jumping off a building, hanging yourself.

Good bye forever.

>>35261222
Car exhaust is the most painless, you slip off to sleep

>>35261233
Cars don't pump out enough to kill you anymore.

>>35261220
I read your post OP. All I have to say is that your roommate sounds like a pain.

>feels like it's all just suffering for nothing
I would probably agree.

I hope one of those ten days are worthwhile :)

It'll be alright, friendo. Just vent everytime something gets to you.

I unironically started a tumblr just for talking shit. course, I don't hashtag or promote anything so you can't actually find it without knowing the name. But it's nice to know that at least I'm getting some shit out there and maybe some sad reciprocating anon out there is also reading it, thinking the exact same thing I am. You aren't alone pal.

>>35261139
No it's not you fat ameritard

>>35261139
I can see Russia from 4chan.

>>35261168
I can see the american because he's fat

>>35261091
a girl freshman year of college wanted to come back to my dorm after making it very clear she was into me and i wouldnt let her

>>35261091
There were two girls who wanted me in school. I knew about one and was too nervous to do anything and the other I never knew.

The pain makes me stronger.

>>35261091
Same.
It doesn't help that I'm physically unattractive. That was probably the only chance I had at sticking my dick into a warm wet hole attached to a female.

>>35261058
I just read manga, browse /r9k/ and [s4s], and sleep.

>>35261058

Apparently makeup is a hobby but it's just a terrible excuse for them to slobber their face with that garbage. Most just watch YouTube videos or go on social media, that kind of stuff.

they dont have hobbies. find a girl who watches sports or plays video games and youll find a girl who absorbed her previous BFs hobby

I quit for now it's not hard I promise the first 2 days is but after that it's easy

>>35261136
that's what I've heard. everytime people are smoking around me i cave tho

>>35261024
>quitting weed
Are you fucking retarded? Weed isn't addictive you fucking normie.