>Semester result comes. >Failed in 3 subjects. So, robots.

>>35261222
Gun to the head, jumping off a building, hanging yourself.

Good bye forever.

>>35261222
Car exhaust is the most painless, you slip off to sleep

>>35261233
Cars don't pump out enough to kill you anymore.

>>35261233
Elaborate please. I do have a shitty car which burns oils.

Strange, I've graduated a long time ago and currently work at a startup I cofounded. Yet this morning I dreamt about flunking math and not being able to graduate.

>Also college is a meme.
>Nothing you learn there actually helps you in you, except large team projects

>>35261232
>hanging yourself
But only if you jump off a high place. You'll need a lot of force, enough to snap your neck. Otherwise you're in for a slow, painful, eye popping strangulation.

>>35261620
That's why suspended hanging is for plebs.

>>35261222
How do you even fail? I do 1hr of schoolwork a week. Skip classes. And I still manage a B average.

>>35262073
Because some people take harder classes than intro to anime.

>>35261222
Quit college now and learn a trade. You're just wasting money

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>>35261614
>graduate highschool 7 years ago
>still sometimes dream about flunking sophmore chemistry and having to retake the class

>>35261222
If I were suicidal, I'd OD on painkillers. It just would feel nice until you fall asleep

Buy a shotgun, blow your head off while in the process of falling off a tall bridge

>>35262265
Except it doesnt feel nice at all. Do your research faggot

Just do the helium exit bag

Nobody mentions exit bags anymore

The good kind, with a CPAP, no bags. Use undiluted helium.

>>35261310
dont its very painful

>>35261310
Wouldn't recommend this. It's still painful. There's a chance you'll just slip into a dream like state and never wake, but a higher chance you'll deal with sickness and delirium for hours, too weak to move but not sick enough to die fast.

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>>35261222
Study hard next semester and get your GPA up. Graduate and get a job, move out, start dating a qt, get married, profit??????

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>>35261222
There's more to life than school.

>>35262265
My brother tried to go out this way. Someone found him 5hrs into it and he was already unconscious by then.. but he told me he kept feeling as though he was falling off a high building, it just wouldn't stop so he was gripping the carpet for hours, panicking,.. then he had multiple seizures and started foaming at the mouth, then he passed out and woke back up shortly after still having more falling and seizures, over and over for what seemed like an eternity until he was finally out.

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>>35261222
You must be new here.

14th. Semester and still no bachelor.

>>35262430
>There's more to life than school.
but if you ever want to achieve the "more" in life you have to do good in education

>>35261222
Why are you taking the space of someone who actually wants to learn?

Just drop you, you pseudostudent fuck

>>35262313
>Just
Good bye.

>>35262444
So he survived? no brain damage or anything?

>>35262601
He survived but has pretty bad health issues to this day. Doctors can't/won't help him. They've even told him (without knowing about his past) his health looks great. He now has issues where his heart speeds up to 200bpm and he blacks out and goes into convulsions, and he throws up and gets sick over almost anything,.. can't handle most medication. But until one of these things gets caught on a monitor, he's fucked.

>>35262462
>14 semester
literally how. unless you changed major a million times..

>"I'm gonna kill myself! I'm gonna do it!" thread
No, you're not. Everyone knows robots are huge beta cowards.

>>35261222

>Tying your self worth in with your gpa

Ishiggydiggy

>>35262444
Sounds fucking terrifying. I had a somewhat similar "eternity" experience from smoking too much weed and having extreme hallucinations. It was like I was observing myself waking up from a dream every 5 seconds, knowing that it was ongoing and I couldn't snap out of it. Like falling into some sort of void of eternal meaningless suffering

>>35262650
Get that mf on a heavy detox program. The chemicals are still in his body.

>>35262822
this was 15yrs ago

>>35262543
>but if you ever want to achieve the "more" in life you have to do good in education

That's what brainlets believe? TOP KEK

>>35261249
>>35261310
You have to remove the catalytic converter to pump out enough CO to kill you. You basically have to have some knowledge of mechanics to kill yourself these days with it.

>>35261222
Shottie to the face.

>>35262543
spoken like an underage high schooler

>>35261222

Shit in a bag, and huff it.

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isn't coal burning a nice way to go?