>tfw no gf >masturabate >lose all interest >dating

>>35261697
Congrats anon that is one path to a normal life

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Finally someone gets it. Porn > actual women.

This may actually be one of the biggest reasons people here are robots and fucking miserable.

Check out http://yourbrainonporn.com/ if you want off of this ride.

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>>35261748
I don't need porn to masturbate, desu I don't enjoy masturbation either. It's more like a bodily function that gets rid of primitive urges and let's me focus on more important issues like collecting rare Pepes

>>35261697
seriously. I used to be a normie and have had a couple long term relationships, and they were nothing but stress.

now I'm successful w/no debt and not unattractive, so I could easily be in a relationship right now but have zero desire to be. too much bullshit in the age of feminism, there's no benefits for a man to be in a committed relationship.

>>35261854
Same here. I used to be much more desperate when I was poor. Now I support myself, living independently, and the interest is waning.
It's almost as if I hoped for a woman to rescue me from the despair.
MGTOW is no joke.

>>35261697
>Actually could have a date
>tfw no gf
>lose all interest
>man I could have gotten it in but I prefer jerking off by myself in my room because I'm not a pleb shithead
Comon. Don't delude yourself. We're all sad fucks. Just admit you couldn't do it so you take the only alternative that doesn't revolve around you severing your dick with an exactoknife.

>>35261996
Once you had a few relationships and hook-ups, you've kind of seen most of it.
What's hooking up with a new woman going to provide for you? Fleeting satisfaction, that is waning quickly, like a cheap high.
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>>35261854
>there's no benefits for a man to be in a committed relationship.
this
i'm right there with you, as far as relationships go i've completely let go and stress free and it feels good

>>35262042
>Fleeting satisfaction
That's life. Living is fleeting satisfaction. At least a relationship offers you catharsis in the never-ending struggle. I'm not saying Relationships are ideal but people, you and I both, are birthed into this world as social beings. We need human interaction, whatever the level of it is, because it's embedded into our programming and inhibitions.

Masturbation is just for me to alleviate the pain of being alone a little bit. Relationships are just a way for me to alleviate the pain of living a little bit. At least, Relationships is the stone that knocks down 2 birds or temporarily knocks them out of consciousness.
>Relationship > Masturbation.

Yes you're right in the sense that girls don't offer much to anything outside of sex and meaningless babble. But in order for people to maintain sanity, you have to subscribe to social constitution or you're left behind, here on r9k. Revel in the fact that you have the self-awareness to realize women suck and that'll make it easier to feign enjoyment. And then you'll feign it till it becomes real. Fake it till you make it.

Obviously, I'm not actually preaching to you. Just my personal thoughts on the subject. One less asshole to stop me from my ultimate quest of finding "le one xd".

>>35262135
>Revel in the fact that you have the self-awareness to realize women suck and that'll make it easier to feign enjoyment.
You know, you're right.
I haven't thought about it that way before.

I pity the past adolescent me that still believed in Disney "le one" stereotype relationships. What a sad delusion that was.

>>35262135
>Masturbation is just for me to alleviate the pain of being alone a little bit. Relationships are just a way for me to alleviate the pain of living a little bit.
Bro... im crying.

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>>35261697
This reminds me of the scene in American Pie in which he talks to his dad about playing tennis with a partner vs. whacking a ball back and forth against a wall by yourself. At the time it didn't make sense to me. Of course everyone would rather have a partner. But then I grew up and became the guy content with wall-ball who never even tried to find a partner. He was trying to get his son to not turn out like us.