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I own a gun

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I'm still in the trance and eagerly trying jack off because of how horny I am, so I hope over the bed railing and pull the skirt down to pull the tights down. I keep stroking standing and it feels like a mini orgasm, I do it again on my knees then fall on to my back for one big real orgasm and cum all over myself. I finally feel like I've snapped out of it but the mind emptying section still makes me feel like I'm not thinking at all. I use the word bimbo when thinking aloud a lot for an hour after. Just now I listened to a different bimbo video and was completely enthralled by it, and I jacked off while in trance which broke it again. It's thrilling but somewhat scary, and I don't know how to feel other than just to tell meandering internet strangers.

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>>39249274

I've had it for years.

>>39249162
poor as fuck and they probably too ashamed to even reply to this thread.

I dont need it :-)
thank you for the advice, anon!

That looks so terrible holy shit.

>>39248956
>You wake up in Yemen.
ok

>>39248956
it is light outside. What shall you do now?

>>39248956
Then i blow up the end

>>39248423
How much and for how long


>Fucking spaghetti squash order

>>39248423

Did you shower? Go shower

>>39248423
Why did you do it?

Oreganolion

You dick small

>>39248338
>just clean your room, how can you do anything if you cant clean your room?

>>39248338
Memes aside, I actually do enjoy his videos and they inspired me to try and fix myself.
I've done nothing but fail up to this point.

>>39248319
I dunno, but even I have nicer feet than those.

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>>39248365
Whatchu mean homie. Her feet are literally perfect.

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>>39248319
The story of Cinderella which is an age-old fairy tale was all about a guy who found a woman with the perfect feet. She was even so whoreish that she wore SEE-THROUGH glass shoes. The dude literally went to ever single house telling women to try on the shoe to see if their feet were small and feminine enough to be his waifu.

Sorry you're going through that, man. I just lost an uncle Sunday, and my grandpa a few days after last Thanksgiving. I'm here if you wanna talk.

Sorry chief :(

Damn bro srry to hear that :(

>>39247895
>not born in slantville JP
why even live?

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>>39247895
thicc
>tfw i know the word for thin but not fat ;_;
hosoi no hantaigo ha?

>>39247895
>be white guy
>go for azn girl
>have hapa daughter
>she goes for white dude
>have white looking hapa grandson
>he goes for azn girl
>have azn(er) looking great grand daughter
>she goes of a white dude
>etc
is there a comfier demographic destiny?

Fuck me, the sun is uncomfy.

Would any nice kind people like to buy Subnautica for me?

:)

>>39247965
why dont you buy it yourself?

>>39247785
Might I add that this is the first girl that I have genuinely fell in love with, everything about her is perfect to me even her imperfections (if that makes sense) and I would gladly even just be friends with her but she just cut her connections with me and she tweets some weird shit now and I don't fucking get it

Women are evil whorish thots move on she doesn't care about you

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>>39248368
I'm really sorry OP. That sucks, it really does. And I'm not gonna go into a tangent about Chad stealing your girl or anything. Truth be told she wasn't even yours. The fact that you were close to a relationship with her shows me that it wasn't really love. You were simply idealizing this girl in your head without realizing that she has her imperfections. What you felt was infatuation or liking someone. Even if you liked her a lot, it wasn't love. I believe in you, much love brother.

>>39247783
We're all a little bit gay so it doesn't even matter

>>39247783

I'm a /pol/ak and i dont think its gay at all.

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>>39247819
I mean, for all the time we spend tugging our own dicks we have to like them even a little bit.

I like chicks with dicks but not men with dicks because i am not attracted to men, and what makes the man is their form, not their dick, otherwise we're all niggers.

You have hand feet.

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>>39247603
What does this mean please tel me now

>>39247577
Disgusting faggot, kill yourself.

>be full on making out
>at this point I realize I forgot to describe her
>she has black hair, blue eyes, and is petite kind of like the trap in the OP pic
>she jumps into my laps and wraps her legs around me
>making out feels so good I don't even care that I'm kissing a female(male)
>I can feel her getting hard
>tell her I want to suck her cock
>yes I know it's super gay but I'm attention starved
>she asks are you sure
>I say yes and pull down her pants
>her dick is about the size of mine, 6 inches, and she's uncut
>start sucking her off mocking blowjob videos in porn
>to my surprise her dick feels really good in my mouth
>I blow her for about 5 mins and she cums in my mouth, I swallow
>at this point my cock is rock hard
>I don't even have to ask her, at this point she pulls down my pants to return the favor
>starts sucking me off
>I cum in like a minute
>we then continue to make out slowly, wrapped up naked under the bed sheets
>it was probably one of the nicest moments of my life
>I felt so warm and full of love
>we are talking and she tells me I'm the only guy who wasn't disgusted by her being trans
>apparently she had tried to hook up with other guys but they left the moment she revealed she was trans
>ask her to sleep over
>she happily obliges
>in the morning Chad roommate congratulates me on finally getting laid
>eventually start seeing trap again and again
>the 5th time we hang out, I take a moment to look deeply into her eyes and then passionately kiss her
>tell her I want her to be my girlfriend
>she tears up
>says she's afraid I'll become ashamed of her if people find out the truth
>tell her I won't and people won't find out anyway because she's so passable
>she agrees to be my girlfriend
>1 week later we finally have sex
>feels amazing
>we both have high sex drives so we are constantly sucking each other off or fucking each other in the ass
>she prefers i be the dominant one though and that's fine with me
To be continued

>eventually introduce her to my parents
>they don't suspect a thing
>take summer classes just so we aren't separated from each other
>and at this point I'm madly in love with her
>and so is she with me
>loves to say I love you to me over and over while we make out
>start lifting to be a better man for her
>actually get some gains
>she becomes clingier and more obsessive with me
>fears that I'll break up with her for real girls
>assure her that I want nothing to do with roasties
>ask her to move in with me for Fall semester
>she's extremely happy and says yes
>moved in just last week
>extremely happy I get to be around her more, especially sleeping every night
It's funny isn't it. A man striving to be a woman provided me with more physical and emotional intimacy than any real woman ever could.

>>39247532
>This story is why I believe there is a higher power and he loves me.
Stopped reading there.
If there is, why are you on this board?

Hands look like a dude's anon

>>39247491
Post her discord I'll ask as a stranger

>Veiny wrists and hands
thats a man

reddit invasion since gamer gate is finally in full force, expect this site to be completely unusable by 2019

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>>39247466
Get a load of this degeneracy:
>>>39247142

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>>39247560
if i could remove all these fucking retards from existence i would do it in a heartbeat