>Teleports behind you >Crosses legs Sort yourself out

You dick small

>>39248338
>just clean your room, how can you do anything if you cant clean your room?

>>39248338
Memes aside, I actually do enjoy his videos and they inspired me to try and fix myself.
I've done nothing but fail up to this point.

>>39248338
>clean ur room dude
>mom look i'm a philosopher now111

whoa my dudes, have you seen the video where he says his IQ is over 150!?
epic win for us Jordanaites

jordan is completely blackpilled, that's the painful part listening to him, where the real hope.

>>39248338
hahaha fuckin right

>>39248338
>take cocaine
>take cocaine all the time

>>39248338
>Just clean your room bro!

Replace clean with "be" and room with "yourself" and you have jordanism summarized.

Normie philosophy at its finest.

>>39249868
>>39249868
That's not the point at all

Objects in motion

>>39250191
Being yourself is about objects in motion too.

The norms say if u become yourself, your life will instantly progress to high levels of engagement - as if it's some kind of magical spell.

>>39249868
One says "just be yourself" and the other means "fix yourself". They're actually the opposite.

>>39250218
>The norms say if u become yourself, your life will instantly progress to high levels of engagement - as if it's some kind of magical spell.
What the fuck does that have to do with the laws of physics?

>>39250234
>denies the pagan origins (i.e. be ureself) of his jordanism faith
This is pure cult behavior.

>>39250234
How is cleaning your room fixing yourself? It's complete nonsense. He says you have to organise your room before you can organise anything else but that's total horseshit he just pulled out of his ass.

>>39250267
"kay
>>39250277
I look at it like a metaphor, but if he's actually said that it's mandatory then yeah I see why you'd object to it. It isn't, however, saying to just be yourself.

>>39250277
Because

>it's productive
>it will make you feel useful and happy
>it probably needs a fucking clean anyway because you're arcanine scum
>you'll have done SOMETHING with your day
>you might want to clean yourself too
>which might make you want to make yourself look a little better

Snowball effect etc etc

>>39250308
It's not saying to just be yourself, but it's advice so hollow and meaningless that it's on par with that kind of platitude.

>>39250322
I'm delightfully clean, no it doesn't magically sort problems.

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>>39250262
>duh physics bro. Leesen up mon, duh objacts r in motion! Cleeeen yo room so dee skygods bring down rain for our crops

>>39250267
>pagan origins of jordanism faith
What? How exactly is Peterson's philosophy related to paganism?