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>doing good for today
>only ate two medium sized and healthy meals
>1:00 am
>go to vending machine downstairs and eat 8 different assorted snacks
>hope i have a heart attack during the night and finally die
who /devious/ here?
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>count the first 1500 calories
>stop counting
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>>35325568
>is able to count at all
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>>35325524
>be me
>only eat once a day at 3.pm, whatever I want
>see results every day
>mfw calories in calories out works great
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kitty won't SHUT THE FUCK UP
>MEEOWW
>MEO-MEOW
>MEEEEOW
>mrrrw
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>>35325500
I wish that I had a cat to annoy me still. Now isn't a good time to adopt another one, unfortunately.
Some day...
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>>35325500
why, did you leave kitty outside, on a cold night?
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>>35325552
I don't know what's her problem. Her sister died a few weeks ago, and she hasn't shown any sign of being depressed about it. It's almost like she's trying to compensate for her, because her sister was grumpy, but she's overdoing it.
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ITT:Songs only robots will really connect with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uB78p_4J_Q
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>>35325471
Good thread OP
>Don Aman by Slint, whole album is pretty robot tier desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-T63_DK8hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAApF-FDkoY
Hurt by NiN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg
>Closer and Unknown Pleasures by Joy Divsion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVdEqBbr4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVvoQIdD80U
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>>35325597
Thanks for the amazing compliment!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C3YWv9PIvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APQQifb34A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVogrVWR5wQ
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>>35325754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITsWWh99zvs different version
>be me
>in highschool freshmen year
>shit grades shitty girl skills
>know a bunch of cute girls that id totally love to be with
>cant evan approach them without trying to appeal to them with self depricating jokes to make them laugh
>they laugh everytime and i cant tell if they laugh at me or with me
plz help
pic related:me when i try to talk with a qt
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>>35325464
underage b&, friend
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>>35325464
take it easy with the self deprecation, too much makes you look pathetic
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Take it from a senior, forget about them for a while and focus on youself. Try to make a name for yourself in the school, just not "The Autist". Girls will want you if you are popular. You dont have to be good looking to be popular
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So I am near the point where I am about to get kicked out of my parents' house.
>Backstory:
It's been 3 years since I graduated with a CS degree. However, I wasn't a good student and didn't learn much so since then, I've been self-studying as a programmer for the past 3 years to get a portfolio up. I worked 2 years at retail and gained income but left to focus more on self-studying. I got an internship 5 months ago but it was unpaid and it ended just last week. I've been on a job search seriously since the start of this month but have had no successful responses so far.
To my parents' eyes, because I'm not making any money, it looked like I was not doing anything so they plan to kick me out. I can't tell them that programming interview processes take a long time - they just want results and I'm failing to deliver them.
> Question:
So how should I go about preparing for this? It's only been the 5th day so far and though I will keep applying for jobs, there is no guarantee I will get one this month. I have a car I can live in but where would be a good safe place to live at in the wild?
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This terrifies me. Not getting a job after all the effort and money I spent would be soul crushing
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All depends on where you are at. If you can get fitness club membership and ull already be better off than lot of ppl, some manage to stay in their lot tho I wouldn't. Just keep moving car location if u want to be safer.
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>>35325438
If you are looking for interview advice:
Just make sure you know your basic algorithms. Most interview questions are centered around object oriented design, data structures (especially hash maps, and binary search trees), and algos like merge sort, minimum spaning trees, and maybe topographical sorts. That sort of thing. If you know those and understand big O. You'll do fine!
Also
>5 week unpaid internship
What country are you from?
That shit sounds ridiculous
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Let me tell you once and for all fellow robots that spilling spaghetti itself is not the problem, but the fears of doing so which inevitably leads to the individual affected to then spill spaghetti. And alcohol can be a very useful tool lf overcoming that fear.
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I haven't seen people use the term spaghetti in years. I miss when it was a big meme.
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>>35326790
kek come to italy
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>>35325431
fear of unknown is the worst type of fear
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>tfw i will never have a wife like this
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You mean one that cheats on you? Don't worry you'll definitely have a wife like that.
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>>35325425
I can't have a wife that cheats on me if I don't have a wife.
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>>35325425
Thanks. bro. But i can't even get a GF
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Minecraft another try
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So last night I tried to get some people to test MC. If ya'll wanna test out the newest vanilla MC for an hour or so, hop in. Just trying to be comfy.
IP: r9k.ddns.net
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>>35325339
I swear I'm not scary guys.
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I'd join you but I have to go get my education. Sorry anon, hopefully my bump attracts someone to join.
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>>35325992
damn i was going to post something very similar
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Do Japanese women really go for guys like this?
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>>35325337
They don't go for guys at all. See the declining birthrate.
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>>35325337
>Do Japanese women really go for guys like this?
the more important question is who do the guys go for
because most choose to not go for anyone
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>>35325357
l thought it was the other way around
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I really want to choke something right now. you guys know a good substitute for a neck? i'm literally 2000% mad
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Your peen
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>>35325317
i second >>35325350
your peener
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>>35325317
How bout my peener
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>my parrot just called me a nigger
First it was my anus, now him too.
When does it end?
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A talking parrot? Neat.
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your........anus?
what
HOW DOES YOUR ANUS SPEAK?!
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Talcum powder is the most based household item.
>Minimize the need for showering by keeping my balls and ass dry
>Keeps fat folds from sticking together
>Reminds me of when mommy used to change me
>smells great, even less need for showering
>lubricates my clothes if I trouble putting on clothes/thighs rub too much
>can be used to hide the scent of cum (eliminating the need to shower)
>Very cheap and doesn't spoil
Why the fuck aren't you robots using talcum powder right now?
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Causes cancer dude
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>>35325226
False and homosexual.
Besides nobody on this board has ovaries
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You see this shit? This is THE definition of a based product
For just a spoonful a day you will never ever have to worry about having anything but heavenly perfect poops.
In fact, once you start taking this you no longer partake in the act of pooping. Your poop simply gracefully departs from your anus. Usually it even says "goodbye and have a nice day" from how perfect it is
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reminder to internet perverts
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the reason you are so problems in life is because your a pervert who is like a degenerate. your chemical is messed up to the point your brain receptors are so fried from constant masturbation, video games, and 'quick fix' makes it to where you're ill-contented because of the stupid fact that you flooded your brain for years now.
behemothly its called sin. but now it easier then ever to be. hate to say it but the reason your never get a gf, or never be happy and constantly seeking thrills so you dont feel so fucked up is becaue your brains arem essed up.
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>>35325190
Having read your post, I posit that it's your brain that's messed up.
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>>35325190
....henlo? ca yuo here mi nao?
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I'm glad I don't masturbate so when people tell me why I'm fucked up I know they're wrong.
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what if Wolverine were 5'3 in the films like how he actually is in the comics?
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>wolverine in the comics
>is like a tiny Hulk, but instead of strength, he has a lot of speed, can leap around and shit and has fits of rage that can only be stopped by Jean Gray or Xavier
>wolverine in the movies
>a regular man with claws that come out who can heal and basically gets owned by every other mutant
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>>35325211
This, in the comics he's basically a berzerker, in the movies he's in the shitty position of being able to heal nearly everything but not even doing dents to the big players. If Magneto ever so cared he could've ripped him apart into a million pieces.
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>>35325173
I was very disappointed about that. There's no doubt that facially Jackman was a good fit, but he's one of very few manlets. This would either have had the effect of bolstering the self-esteem of manlets or of putting normies of the character in which case we wouldn't be at the disgusting saturation point where he's the only X-Man anyone's heard of.
>>35325211
He was actually a Hulk antagonist before he was an X-Man for the reasons you outlined; he was created as a counterpoint who could avoid and tank enough to keep up with hulk and also fought with relentless berserk rage. I guess in a sense he was Dex to Hulk's Str.
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>grew up fat because parents fed me nothing but TV dinners and frosted flakes
>had very poor eating habits and due to this was very overweight and had terrible acne into my early 20s
>other kids treated me like a leper
>missed out on having friends and teen love because of this
>turned 24
>started working really hard to improve myself
>now fit and healthy at 27
>also now a boring adult who is visibly older, have zero friends and in a boring adult relationship
>sometimes think back on my childhood/young adulthood and feel extremely saddened
>see teens out having fun on summer nights and feel a deep yearning to have experienced that
does anyone else know this feel
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I fell for the /fit/ meme desu.
At 20~ years old I had a 500 lb deadlift, 315 bench, 225 OHP, the works. Was swole as fuck and lean as well. 17 inch arms. I have an 8 1/2 inch cock too. Hearing all of this shit is just a physical description of me, and by no means a mental description.
Over time I realized that none of this shit matters. None of this shit matters at all. Tbh, the people that were the most attracted to me were fucking bottom men who wanted me to treat them like a bitch.
What you find out when you get older, and I guess if you go through many experiences... You realize that what gives you access to women is money. Plain and simple. Money is the great equalizer. Money will buy you every single fucked up fetish experience you've ever wanted.
Nobody gives a shit how you look, money gives you access to more life experiences and more attractive women than any bullshit fuck lifting. You can have a woman spread shit all over your face. Suck 3 shemales off at once. Fuck a pregnant woman. It all boils down to money.
Why do you think so many women play the game long term, to marry and divorce for the pay out?
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>>35325165
money isn't a factor when you are in high school/college though
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>>35325205
My friend had a job and care in high school, I think it put him ahead of the pack because he had money for nicer cloths, and could drive girls to and from his house.