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http://facesofsuicide.com/
It's that time again, anon. Go there, bring something back.
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I refuse, that place gives me the feels too badly and it's easier to just close my eyes and pretend it doesn't exist.
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If only someone lent him an ear..
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qtrf
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>tfw you had been so attached to studies and hobbies you just started to notice males really late.
>Normie girls notice that you never had a bf in your life
>The pressure starts
>"Why you don't have a bf? No man says no to a girl!"
>"Here, this dude is so ugly he won't say no to you"
>"It must be so expensive to be you! I couldn't imagine my life without dudes buying my lunch"
>"Why would I want a dude just because I never had one?"
>"Because duh, you're in university and almost everyone had something with someone at your age."
>Why it's such a big deal? Why would you date a dude just to brag and drain their money out?
>"But I don't want that. I'll find someday someone that likes to be with me, not someone to be bragging about"
>"Okay, whatevs anon, die alone and ugly"
>This has been my weekly fight with normie girls for one whole year
There are so many questions inside of me, but the biggest one is why are some girls like that?
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>>35527204
They want to ruin your special uniqueness and only shot at love, all out of pure envy, don't fall for their shit
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Misery loves company. Dumb sluts. Aaaaand this is a boy isn't it.
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Sex and fuckery isn't a big deal and if you're a actually a girl waiting for the "right person" instead of just fucking left, right and centre, you're even worse than the autist robots looking for their pure virgins.
>Anon, do you love how big my chest is? Would you like me to make it EVEN BIGGER?
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Nah I'm happy with an H cup
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No thanks. I can't even reach your pussy. Your cow tits are blocking the fucking meathole you slut. I want double d's. Nothing more.
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>>35526919
>A deal's a deal, anon!
Muh dik
>he doesn't have a cute fembot gf
>he doesn't laugh about normies with her
>he doesn't encourage her when she's sad
>he doesn't say he loves her every day
>he doesn't smugly smile when she reads this thread
Anons, isn't it time you found a fembot gf? Also general gf appreciation thread, get in here normans we need you.
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Too old for a fembot girlfriend. They all look like they're teenagers.
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>>35526588
How old are you anon? If you're not a wizard then I don't think that's true, I've seen fembots that're 25+ before.
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>he doesnt want a practice fembot to pump and dump as soon as he's leveled up enough to go for Stacies.
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3 years and 20lbs of silicone later, what are your thoughts /r9k/?
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I'm about it
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>>35526484
desu this girl was well-endowed to begin with why did she do it baka
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We need to developed HGH therapy for breast expansion, implants suck but we have to do SOMETHING about the chestlet menace.
Why sit there wishing for a gf when you can make a gf (female) with your mind and experience sex as real as your mind makes it an do a cummies without ever touching your stupid dick
How? I wondered the same thing and discovered Erotic Hypnosis and Hands free orgasm videos on youtube!
Sit back get comfy drift into a comfy trance and let a sultry female guide you as your mind makes the sensations and everything described real as you shudder with pleasure and eventually do a cum
Now why arent you claiming a erotic hypnosis gf right this second!
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>>35525972
Bls elaborate what is this and how do i do it
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>>35526119
This desu lad
originoli
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>>35526119
>>35526571
I dont want to shill for a particular person but this channel really is my favorite so far her voice is quite nice desu and really gets me hard. Also search erotic hypnosis and or hfo and experiment with others
https://youtube.com/channel/UCWOq0GQFygEBgb7-Cei__ZQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JdcQqiit-Ec
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8lJvDvocSTU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NiYDJfP9YGY
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Thanks for buying me new clothes uncle anon, my bf is too cheap
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I'm not her uncle but I'll save that surprise for when she gets back into the van
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You're too old to be a niece of mine.
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>>35525709
>new
Looks like a second-hand store to me.
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I'm a bisexual fembot. I want a strong relationship with a man while having a female fwb. No threesomes. The guy can have sex with other men only. If he's straight, oh well.
Do people do this? Is this rare?
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>>35524946
Having sex with anyone outside of your relationship is fucked up regardless, this just twists things a little further. So... youd be controlling him in doing what you are doing? Isn't that kinda hypocritical?
Why not just be a lesbian *shrug*? seems easier for all parties involved. You get your emotional security + your sex + no boy is bottlenecked by your horniness for other chicks only.
All this is only if threesomes are really not possible at all, of course.
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>>/x/
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>>35524946
All women are bisexual. You just want an excuse to be a slut.
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S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X 2017-03-14 06:52:49 Post No.35523380
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S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X S E X
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How old are you?
When was the last time you had sex ?
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>26
>Never
originally unoriginal
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>>35523380
>19
>Sunday
I don't really get to see our lass much during the week desu lads
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>>35523380
>20
>15 years old
didn't look at her face
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Let's post our types and discuss
Take the test here: https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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INTJ here. Hope the autistic xSTP shows up today
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>>35523197
I'm ESTP and pretty far from autistic
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>>35523236
>autistic
he's obviously talking about an istp
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Post a pic of your room to prove your not a normie.
>No cleaning allowed.
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>>35521406
post pics of piss jugs
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>>35521572
Its a 90sqft room. The bathroom is behind the airmatress. No need for piss jug!
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>>35522509
No piss jugs , no robot.
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What is her major malfunction?
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being too fucking kawaii
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looks fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>35512593
>infantilism
It's a "I'm going to make it" then reality stomps your dreams again episode
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How do people get good jobs? I'm getting rejected from panda express for not being panda material. How do they do it?
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We're not gonna make it lads. It's already over for us.
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We're all gonna make it senpai.
Whereby "we" I'm referring to the computing autists.
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halp with normie language
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>I am not the rock type but let me know when there is an event and if I am free on the day I don't mind to come
W-what did she mean by that?
Can someone help me decode this, I don't speak basic.
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>>35507648
Her English is shit.
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>being this socially retarded
it's best that you give up human interaction
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>>35507648
She doesn't listen to rock music, but she is open to going to a concert with you if you want.
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>tfw had the "qt becomes my gf" dream again
This hurt more than i expected it to
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>>35496745
Last night I was about to fall asleep when I was jolted awake by the sudden realization that the last time I had a gf was during the time in my life when I unironically wore a fedora everywhere.
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>have nightmare
>wake up sobbing
>go back to sleep because the nightmare is better than having to get out of bed
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>>35496793
>"last time i had a gf"
>having a gf
Off this board norman