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>26
>Never

originally unoriginal

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>>35523380
>19
>Sunday

I don't really get to see our lass much during the week desu lads

>>35523380
>20
>15 years old
didn't look at her face

>20
>three days ago, fucked for a whole hour, sucked my dick, licked her clit, shits fun.

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Normos leave!

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>>35523470
Just get Tinder m8

>>35523470
>implying fucking someone to win a bet for a free McDonald's

>>35523526
>is a normie thing

25
at least 2 years ago
about 4 years ago with a woman

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>mfw read previous replies

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>>35523637
lel stay mad robot, /r9k/ is a norman board now

24
never

so original

>>35523380
I'm over 2,000 years old and I had sex last December

>>35523380
28
2 months ago

Oregano

22
bout 6 months ago
but had a chance last week
but she was too drunk

>>35523380
21 Sunday
Oreg

>>35523699
>, /r9k/ is a norman board now
>picture of mike corrigan
>the most robot tv character

>29
>1 year and half ago with an ex turned fwb
>Learned my lesson but now everyone is having more sex than me

>>35523872
22
Last had sex march 5th with my long distance girlfriend. We recently opened up our relationship though, and my roommate's friend, whos staying with us for the week, was hitting on me. Might get laid soon bros.

>20
>Never
I've got the most female attention now than ever before, yet, I've still not fucked

>>35523953
That's a picture of David Mitchell you doofus. Do you not know the difference between TV and real life?

Just a friendly reminder that if a girl doesn't look at you with a disguisted face and run away - you need to get the fuck out of this board right NOW.

>>35523380
>29
>Last Sunday, around noonish I'd guess.

Being married is pretty nice.

>>35523380
>22
>july 2015

came inside drunk neighbor girl

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>>35523953
>successful comedian who's also married
>robot

Wow robots really are as thick as they say

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25

Over a month ago with my gf before she broke up with me

Thought I was gonna get the ride a few nights ago though

>out with my two best mates I've had since school (for the first time in 10yrs we're all single at once)
>m8 A is a lone wolf and goes off on the hunt, he's gone for the night
>me and m8 B stick around the dance area
>two cute grills nearby, catch em looking my way
>m8 B goes to grab pints
>Grill A comes over and starts chatting to me
>ohshitwat
>she's a qt Americlap with big babylons and gorgeous eyes
>m8 comes back and we pair off with the two grills
>bring them to a famously shit nightclub up the road they both wanted to visit
>it's a sweaty fucking cesspit of dudebros and caked up cunts
>had to dance and keep my arm around Grill A or one of the vultures surrounding us would've swooped in
>fuck this shit
>stick my tongue down her throat so the other chaps know she's mine
>night's going well, defo a shag in it for the both of us
>suddenly Grill A gets a text
>her attitude shifts gears, and she suddenly loses all interest in me
>find out through m8 talking to Grill B that she has a bf back home
>u fucking wot m8
>they wanna go home but there's no cabs so we catch a rickshaw
>Grill A sits on my lap, her amazing arse pounding into my crotch everytime the bike goes over a bump
>we all go back to Grill A's swanky flat so my mate and hers can fuck on the couch while I sleep in wet and sweaty clothes only inches away from em
>we leave the next morning without even seeing the grill I was after
>she never responds to my text

Biggest blue balls of my life. At least one of us got his hole

sauce please. oreginaralios

>>35524113
>not referring to actors as your favourite character

>19
>Never
Groped a girl in high school once while high af does that count?

>>35524204
it's a start, anon, it's a start

>20
>never because I'm an autistic freak who deserves to be alone

>>35524201
>being this autistic

lel classic robot

>>35524240
>>never because I'm an autistic freak who deserves to be alone
how come?

>23
>Last night after a staff party

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>19
>never had sex

I guess it's because I hate women.

>>35523380
>32
>never ;-;
oreoman

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>>35524376
A-Are you a wizard?

>35
>almost 2 weeks ago ;_;

On Saturday.

Currently got propositioned for a threesome with a couple. Things are getting interesting.

>>35523380
>32
>17 year old college freshman
comes over, smokes weed, then sucks my dick and wants pounded
im the only person she knows with an apartment she can smoke at without having to worry about anything :)

>>35523380
30 years
18 months ago

>20
>never

please don't mute me

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>23
>I was SO FUCKING CLOSE to having sex last Friday but I fucked it up and had terrible, terrible blue balls the next day. End me.

>24 m
>approaching 3 years since i last fucked a girl
>last time i even hooked up with a girl at all was 2 years ago

i'm starting to get pretty worried honestly brobots... sometimes i feel like i've genuinely regressed back to kissless virgin status

>>35524376
>>35524611
>>35524754 lucky bastard :>
>>35524776
>30 plus party

ok i'll join..
>30
>like a week ago

>>35523380
>23
>sunday
could've probably done more times this week, but don't want to waste all my mana on roasties ;_;

>>35523398

Are you me?.

My comment is one never seen before, by the way.

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Im assuming control of this thread

>29 y.o.
>never had sex
I have a small dick anyway.

>>35524070
Did your wife know you had sex?

>>35523380
>How old are you?
23
>When was the last time you had sex ?
never ever

>22
A year ago or something? Guy keeps hassling me, brings it up whenever he's drunk, loudly, and he's drunk a lot of the time.

NEVER EVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. Fuckin fag won't leave me alone.

>20 years old
>Sunday

>>35523380
22
Never
Never had my first kiss
Never been on a date
Never held a girls hand
At least I've gotten a few hugs in my life ;_;
just bee urself

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>22 years old
>never so much as held a girl's hand
>the last hug I received from a non-family member was from a black girl in the 9th grade

>>35523380
30 years old
20 years old
7 people throughout

>How old are you?
57
>When was the last time you had sex ?
never

>>35523380
>25, going to be 26 in a few days
>July 12, 2006, with my friend's hot cousin in the guest house at his cottage

It was a freak event that is unlikely to ever be repeated. I still think about it to this day, was just about the perfect experience

>>35523380
35

15 years ago.
My adult life has been empty

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>>35523380
>29
>About 3 years ago

I'm dead inside

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18
Never

Although, I had the opportunity to a few times. I was just smart enough not to. Saving myself for marriage, lads.

>>35526241
>smart
>Saving myself for marriage

Dude...

>>35526270
let him dream while he can

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>>35523380
>How old are you?
18
>When was the last time you had sex ?
never and never will

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>>35523420
>>35523425
>>35523450
>>35523591
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>>35526026
>>35526117
N O N
O N O
N O N
V I R G I N
NORMALFAGS GET THE
FUCK
OUT NOW
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE

22, Sunday morning

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NORMALFAGS LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35526559
y u mad thoOregannoo

>>35523380
>19
>2 years, 3 months ago

It was with my ex.

>tfw i cant stop thinking about her
>Tfw she broke up with me 6 months ago
>tfw cant think about sex without seeing her in my head


End it all, anons.

>>35523380
29.
Never.


Originalio.

>>35525126
Serious love.

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>26
>two hours ago

>>35526630
>tfw you never held a girl's hand.
>tfw you never had a deep conversation.
>tfw you fall in love with any girl that shows even the smallest amount of interest in you, only to tell you to BTFO.
>tfw you're a 29 year old virgin, kissless, handholdless, autistic, on your way to wizardhood.

Fuck off with your norman problems.

>get over it.

>>35523380
I've seen this webm so many times, but I've never found the actual video it's from. Anyone got source?

>>35523380
23

4 months ago when I was deployed in Japan

>>35526630

>19

jesus christ man your life hasn't even started yet

>20

>4 months ago

It was hate sex cus her BF broke up with her and ive been there for her through it, she then forced me to help her stalk her ex and help them get back together

sex wasnt even that good DESU

>>35526607
Because the only way a normy could understand us is with a PhD in psychology (the objective scientific sort not the meme sort) and years of experience with people like us, yet you come here with your wet dicks and tell us "just be yourself brah". It is really infuriating.

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>>35523380
>20
>never
>Girl sucked my dick 5 weeks ago but she was so drunk I had to bail
Didn't even nut

>>35526685
Id like to trade with you, anon
I wish I would've kept to 2D like you
Roasties really arent worth the bullshit feelings they force on you

>>35526705
You make it sound like you're some sort of special snowflake. Newsflash, you're not. You're just a lazy sack of shit who blames everyone else for your failures.

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>>35523380
all these kundalini & tantra pdfs.

Also I am 19, && frie day nite . I phunked with this thicc girl & sweat a whole liter. finally came after 8 hours of different positions. I had been single & porn addicted for many years & I'm still just like that. but now I have some experience at least

>>35523380
Does masturbation count
Basil oregano over vodka sauce pasta

23 and never ever.

Originallioooooooo

>>35526789

Show us your hentai folder.

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im chiming in
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEES OUUUUUUUUUT

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>>35523380
23 wizard apprentice
never

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>>35523380
>When was the last time you had sex ?

Back to facebook with you, normie.

>>35523380
>How old are you?
32
>When was the last time you had sex ?
last night

>>35523380
>22
>This morning
I was a robot until about a month ago.
I should probably stop coming here.

27
never
never will

>>35526832
actually just checked right now. all porn has been deleted. also I am a plant based eater. meaning vegan but I dont use the label. btw the girl had inverted nipples, is that common whatsoever lol? I know it is a hentai trope

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>not having a vegan stoner fuckbuddy

I feel sorry for you people, they give amazing head

also orgasm while high are significantly more intense

>>35526976
u can be depressed no matter what though lol. replying to self

>>35523380
> 27
> never

this is 100% original

19, yesterday with hot blonde gf

>>35526992

Why would a person do that to their own eyebrows?

>>35523517
Tinder is a joke

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>>35523380
>24
>July 31st, 2016

I'd rather be a virgin than have dry spells like this

almost like 10 years ago

>>35523380
>>35526686
I agree. what is the source? anyone

>>35524456
>18
>2 1/2 years

Haven't had a gf since then.

>How old are you?
34
>When was the last time you had sex ?
2006

>>35527407
nah you wouldnt, trust me

>how old are you
25
>last sex
early february

22
Saturday I think ?

>22

>last week.


As a non virgin I kinda miss the angry virgins here

>>35523380
>21 yo
>never, closest was maybe in elementary school when I might have talked to some girl in a school work?

>>35527690
Go fuck yourself, normaIfag. Stop ruining this board.

>>35527715
You're scum for even clicking on /r9k/ while being a non virgin.

>>35527752
>>35527727
maybe there sisters or cousins. they would be redneckbots then.

>>35523380
>How old are you?
27 as of march 4.
>When was the last time you had sex ?
Never.

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>>35527820
>>35527727
I'm a cyborg lucky enough to have a girlfriend
It's ok to hate

>>35527890
Fuck you, normalfag. Cyborgs are just normies who want to fit in.

>>35523380
>24
>Last month at the Paradise in Stuttgart, spent five hours there and had sex with two girls during that time

>>35528061
So why are you even in this board? Get out.

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>>35527929
originalmente a-ok

>>35527890
>cyborg
>girlfriend

sounds like you're a normie t b h. If you were a cyborg your girl would have cucked you by now

ALL NORMIES LEAVE NOW

>>35528085
Fuck you, I answered the question.

This is what I hate about this board, someone asks something but it's always a rhetorical question that you're never supposed to answer.

>>35528108
not if she's autistic too

>>35528126
Pro tip: You're not supposed to see the question. This board is meant for robots, scum.

>>35523380
22

Never, almost raped my ex-gf to finally lose my virginity because she wouldn't sleep with me after a year of dating, the frustration took over. I'm glad I didn't follow through

>>35526270
Okay, you're right, I should pump into a bitch so that way I have to deal with a cunt for 18 years for the sake of the child that I bred. Fuck that. Let's even assume children aren't part of it, I'm not risking STDs from normie bitches just so I can say "WOW GUYS I'VE HAD SEX!!!!". Who gives a fuck? I've cum in my hand more times than I can count, that's enough as far as the release goes.

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>>35528140
>she's autistic too

Just you wait until Chad hits a month long dry spell

>>35528214
>almost raped my ex-gf

Greentext pls

>>35523380
28
19

Unless you count the bj I had at 23.

>>35528295
>h-hey do you think I can have a turn after Lamar?
>No Anon, we've discussed this. You're only here to prep the bull and you're allowed to masturbate while he fucks me
>Y-you know what? I think I've had enough of that. Move over Lamar!
>da fuk u fink dis is, white boi? I's gunna fuk her hard, nigga. We wuz kangs n sheeit
>I-I SAID MOVE OVER
>lamar pulls out gun
>points it at anon's face
>Alrite white boi. Les see how well you can take dis dik boi
>anon sucks lamar's dick
>buckets.png
>girlfriend laughing
>bich, les leev dis liddle ass nigga
>yes, lamar! I want to be your ho!
>das rite bich. get in da fukin kar homes.
>both leave
>anon lays on floor crying with cum in his mouth and on his face

>>35527330
And we're the punchline.

>>35527820
Yes but that's normal.

>tfw would post the normalfaggot picture compilation of their activities vs ours but lost it
>tfw normies sucking dog dick and such
I miss the old r9k. Point is they LIVE their life, because there is no literal normal.

>>35528415
>pulls out gun
out of what ? his bare black ass ?

>>35528415
Had a semi when it started but there wasn't enough sexting

blue balls/10

>>35523380
25. A couple weeks ago, with a prostitute

>>35528280
You know that herp and warts are no big deal to normal people, right? A chad will be better at sex and talking to all girls so he'll give them all the stds andyway, so who are you saving yourself for? STD's are normal.

>>35528295
> 19, finally get in my first long-term relationship with 17-year-old grill
> She's nervous about sex so I patiently wait for her to turn 18, its only a few months away
> She says she'd like to have sex with me after her birthday
> Believe her so its chill, she's cute as fuck and had cow tiddies. Honestly get along really well so I barely even notice the months go by
> Birthday comes around, nothing happens despite she stays in my bed a dozen times
> We do everything except actual penetration, fucking awful at blowjobs but oh well sucking on them tiddies was enough
> Ask her nicely whats with no penetration, we're both using protection and have a house to ourselves
> Gets really angry about me asking, says she had an accident as a child where she smashed her vag against a fence
> Okay can deal with it
> Months and months go by, still nothing
> Starting to get frustrated, she doesn't like to be naked around me anymore, won't give jobs because I don't cum quick enough
> what the fuck
> sneak check her phone, she ain't cheating far as I'm aware
> Sit her down and ask if she's still into me, says yes
> Finally gets in the mood, we begin messing about in bed again
> Put on protection, she's taken the pill
> Thighjob her and she's really into it, she says she wants more, build up the courage to finally slip my dick in
> Her face turns, screams for me to get out of her
> Somehow anger takes over me, refuse and demand why she's doing this to me. Dick still in place, the first and only time I've felt the inside of a vagina
> Yells I'm making her scared, come back to my senses and pull out before rape claim is made
> Break up the next day

I still consider myself a virgin

24. First week of october 2016 (can't remember exact day).

>>35528696
19 year old male tried to have sex with a 17 year old female
Called the FBI.

>>35528690
>buying into the "STDs are normal" jew

That's just what women want you to think so they can go along fucking chads left and right and getting abortions, so that when they get an STD they can justify themselves and their slutty whore actions, all while ignoring the fact that they've wasted their superpower which is producing babies to be colostomy bags for people's cum.

>>35528733
try to read it first mate

>>35523380
26

Last December with my ex

>>35528760
I did.
You missed the point.
>she's not 18
>even THINKS of having sex with her and he's in jail if even less than 18 himself
>tfw he's 19 and actually attempted sex with 17
You missed the joke.

>>35528733
You fucked up, anon. She didn't get her vag smashed on the fence when she was little, she was molested. You just had to get past that firewall. Would have taken a while, sure, but then she probably would have been really dirty.

Honestly, if guys could just learn to keep their dicks in check, they'd get so much more pussy. This girl had no interest in me whatsoever, and then I lost interest in her, and she suddenly wanted to fuck me. She still does, I've still refused because honestly I don't want to because she's insane, but it's helped me realize that you just have to lose interest in a girl to get into her pants.

27
Never

Why did you normals have to take /r9k/ away from us haven't you taken enough?

>>35528798
> Assuming its in America

>>35528745
Literally 90 percent of sexually active people have an STD. Read about it on the cdc website.

And if she's still a virgin she's butt ugly and likely has some mental issue, like severe retardation, you know. Unless you're saving it for a minor in a third world country (not because of legallity but because minors have too much sex in first world countries).

>>35528832
It could be in America. Hell, in my state, the law is 3 years younger than you is fine. So once you're 21, you have to stick with 18 and above, but if you're 18 you could fuck a 15 year old, 19 you could fuck a 16 year old and so on.

>>35528853
Or, here me out, she's not a complete slut. Maybe, just maybe, it's possible to have a little self restraint. I'm Catholic, I plan on finding a Catholic girl, and then once we're married, I'm going to fucking town, but until then, we have to restrain ourselves.

Also, thanks for proving God right once again.

35, 1996, originally because this thread was already posted

>>35528832
>not realising that murka gives other nations their laws
Everyone is in murka. They all copy us. If it's not illegal, it's frowned upon the way it was before it was even illegal here. That's how it starts. The nations leaders want to be a strong and are seemingly afraid to disobey.

23, I'm a virgin, surprise surprise.

Somehow managed to get myself a date tomorrow though. Hopefully it'll go fine.

14
Yesterday when dad came home

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>>35529042
I'll be rooting for you anon

>>35527472
>2 1/2 years
cucked lol

>>35523380

27

2 hours ago.

>fuck yeah European Prostitution laws

>>35528896
*hear

I'm a fucking dumbass sometimes.

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>>35523380
23
Two days ago
>vacation in Pidgeon Forge, TN
>was out walking around Dollywood with fiancee
>take us out to Western Sizzlin buffet
>both of us over eat and drive back to our hotel
>we watch tv for about two hours because we are ourselves miserable
>decide to go swimming
>swim for about 3 hours
>come back and shower together
>I clean her and she cleans me
>after the shower I'm exhausted but she's not
>tells me she wants me
>I can't because I have no energy
>I fall asleep
>I wake up to her pulling my shorts/underwear off
>I'm already hard
>she mounts me
>we switch into missionary
>she cums
That's it mang
Pic is the food I got at the buffet

>>35529500
Nobody cares, normalfag. Fuck off from this board.

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>20
>last Thursday
I had to go out of state for a few days, so she came to visit so we could make up for my absence over the weekend.

>>35529534
See >>35529531
And get out.

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>>35529531
???
I was a robot until I found her and I can't seem to leave.
What's the problem with you? Why can't you get one?

>>35523380
>21
>Never

Does someone know who this girl is in OPs webm?

>>35529611
>I was a robot until I found her
So you aren't a robot? If you could relate to us at all you would know how it feels when a normalfag comes here. You'd stop.

Fembot
18
1 1/2 ago
he dumped me the week after, I was crushed. We were super close friends before all of that

>>35529661
I was asked when the last time I had sex and I answered. I can't leave because I tried and nothing is as interesting as this place. It's something to go to other than YouTube or some other popular site.

>>35529829
No, robots were asked and a normalfag answered. You are were the equation goes wrong.

>>35526630
I'm a virgin and all but...
>broke up 6 months ago
>had sex 27 months ago

What the fuck happened during that time?

>>35523380
22
Yesterday. Took the day off from my job and fucked a girl for $40 in my car while her sister was in the front seat. Really hate how that bitch always tags along

>>35529857
Alright my man. I'll let you do you and I'll go. You try leaving this place and don't come back. We both know you'd be back.

>>35523398
Exactly this desu senpai

Speed limit

>>35523380
22
and 2 weeks ago

18
Fat KHV, will probably stay this way, unless some kind of miracle in uni

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>>35529888
kekius

Sauce plx

Originami

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>>35524322
Same here.
I'm trying to appreciate the qualities of a traditional women, but they don't really exist at the moment.

>>35528896
A complete slut huh? Not one. Kay. Seeing as how you didn't read the cdc website, I'll let you know that if a murkan (basically murkans don't have as much as everyone thinks also) has more than one sex partner in their whole life, they've over a 90 percent chance of getting HPV, some of which can cause penile cancer, others just go away after five years, or never show up at all. With herp one of six. Also, most people only have like 10 parnters their life, so, yeah. The quesiton is not if she has an std, it's if you can handle it by being immune, and like with the chicken pox, it's better to get it younger. Most are immune to these two big ones, so you are cucking yourself by not getting exposed during adolescence long story short. For men adolescence is 14 through 25. If you don't get those STDS by then you're just being stupid.

>>35526686
>>35527443
Search lucky with great fuck on Google

>>35526685
>>35526510

Don't forget your dignity, my fellow wizards. You gain nothing by frothing at the lips and baring your fangs. I don't say this blithely; your frustration is my own.

There's something indescribable about living as something Mother Nature despises, uniquely unlovely, radically repulsive. You find yourself behind a pane of glass, an exhibit in the sideshow She reserves for Her grotesque mistakes. So imprisoned, you watch actual people pass by. Most do so holding someone else's hand, feeling a thrill as they glimpse the things on display and rush by. Yet, every so often, someone has to traverse the carnival alone. Loneliness is rare for him, he's lived much of his life as a human being. He's loved, lost, loved again. This one night, he walks alone on the nightside of the world and his solitude hurts. It would be infinitely nicer to enjoy the show with someone beside him! And he sees his momentary loneliness reflected in the eternal one plaguing one of the disgusting things chained before him. He places his hand against the glass separating them, naively believing he's found a kindred soul.

It's insulting to the abomination and inspires rage. There's the temptation for the ghoul to lash out, impotently snarling at the human who dared think himself a monster, if only for a moment.

However, rest assured, my fellow abominations. That wrath does no good; the man it's directed toward will never hear your screams. He'll jerk his hand away in disgust, grateful that, however miserable he may be, he will never be as horrible as the thing writhing before him. You'll be nothing more than a nightmare that he'll forget that happy morning when he inevitably wakes up holding a woman in his arms once again.

My fellow monsters, take care not to surrender what little dignity is afforded to you. I know your horns are heavy, but don't bow your heads. You'll never rank among men, but at the very least you'll be able to look them in the eye.

>>35531181
No one cares baka. Poetry is gay and beats around the bush to the point that no one gets your point. make a thread for it and watch no one post

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>>35523380
24
2 days ago
I met her on tinder a month or 2 ago and we've been fucking pretty regularly since then

>>35531323
No one cares. Go be a normalfag in a different board.

>>35531341
Just get tinder m80. Your life will be so much better.

>>35531380
Will you get out now, normie?

>>35531323
how did you meet with her off tinder
i seriously can't get anybody to respond with anything unless I just hurl douchebag levels of sexual innuendo at them

>>35523380
24 never , for some reason south american woman where i live disgust me

>>35523380

>23
>never
oregenel

>>35531389
He uses facebook, he's too dumb to leave. Or respect other people's privacy, as a user of that site is is against that.

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>22
>never
Never really got the need to be in a relationship, just being alone sounds a lot comfier
maybe I'm just emotionally dead desu

>>35531412
I super liked her and asked to go out for coffee, then later it felt appropriate to cancel the coffee thing and just ask to go to her house.

I'm also into really fat girls, so that may have helped a bit.

32
Sunday night

> go to pub quiz
> stay later than planned and have more drinks
> can't get it up
> do stuff to her with fingers
> still can't get it up
> embarrassed as fuck
> do the whole "it's not because you're not attractive" thing
> eventually benis wakes up
> have sex
> still so embarrassed
> order Viagra online
> take one today and wank to check effects
> seems to help
> why am I still typing

>20
>Had sex over a month ago
>She had HUGE tits
>that bittersweet feeling when I need those knockers in my mouth again

>>35531470
>just ask to go to her house
Okay so you plowed her right away
Great
The main thing I don't wanna do

>>35531500
Well, you don't have to. That's just generally how I do things. Do whatever you want.

>>35523517
tinder is for degenerates to fuck each other. real robots want a connection, not something meaningless.

stop suggesting it.

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>girls just love to have sex as much as man
>but none of them with me

fuckin damn jews with their propaganda putting sex in everything making me feel bad about it

>>35523380
41. Had sex Sunday night.

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>>35523380
Motherfucker post sauce right the fuck now

>>35531597

It's not propaganda. Every one is literally having sex while you're not

>20 and implying

>>35531470
>super liked a hambeast that gets zero attention normally
>wow look at me guys I'm practically chad now
you're scraping the bottom of the barrel. that's nothing to be proud of

>24
>Yesterday, got tied up and fucked ;)

I'm being severely triggered by this

>>35523380
>when was the last time you had sex
If you say anything other than never you need to fucking leave

Holy crap, this is better camera angles than in "professional" porn industry.

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>>35524240
hopping on the feels train bud

thankyou

>18
>28th of July

Feels bad man

>>35527407
>>35523380
>19
>September of 2015
I know what you mean by dry spell

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DD__EEE_L__EEE__TTTT THIS THREAD

FUFFFFUCKING NORMALSHITES

>>35524240

>25

You have no idea how bad things can get.

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>How old are you?
23
>When was the last time you had sex ?
an hour ago


Come at me you stupid frog faggots. /r9k/ was never a board for sad NEETs, it's for original greentexts and content

>>35534364
trying too hard, your autism is showing

>20 y/o
>2 weeks ago

20 minutes ago. I still feel empty inside even with my gf and loving friends. I dont think anything can take back abusive childhood and being raped.

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>>35523380
32
Never you larp'ing normo faggot

>>35525789

>57
jfc are you for real? post id with timestamp you literal ldfag

>20
>never

origini

>>35535736
Apparently when they rape u at that age its a ritual called the lesser key of solomon to explode your kundaluni and take your energy. Sorry man, fuck them evil people

>>35535736
No doubt childhood trauma can cause depression. Only a very small portion of humans have ever been happy all of there lives. Unhappiness and depression are a fundamental part of life. Life is unhappiness, with short breaks of enjoyment in between. Then you die.

>>35528696
My guess is she had some kind of traumatic story, maybe she was molested or something

>22
>Last....August, maybe? Fuck I don't even remember, so too long.

In all honesty, I'm probably demi, so the actual sex isn't really the draw for me. But the self-esteem boost of knowing someone out there WANTS to have sex with me is sorely missed.

>>35523380
2 weeks, feels like a century

>>35536184
>
Get out and then kill yourself Norman.

>29
>never

hahahahaha this thread. crazy shit. amazing.

>>35524849
I am getting more pussy now being older than I ever had a chance with being younger. The best part is it is these dumb 17-19 year old women that are throwing themselves at me.

>>35536784
You might as well kill yourself, if didn't have sex by 16 it's never going to happen.

>>35523380
twenty-five

when i was 21

>>35523420

get out you normie chad

23

Three months ago, on November 30th.

>tfw was on vacation for five months
>dated a local girl for four months
>fucked her in her friend's bed right before going to the airport

>tfw too busy to date at home

>>35531564
You won't get it. Why not get at least a bit of the experience?

>>35523380
Does anyone have the source on this webm?

>>35523380
sex is for lame dorks. look at those lame dorks in the foto. what a couple of lame dorks. they can see each other's private parts and probably smell butt, what a stupid thing to do. only a lame dork would say "hey girl take off the barrier between your butt and my nose which is probably the only thing keeping me from smelling the last doo doo you made" and then put your gross genitals together like that, what a retarded thing to do. doing that with another guy though, now THAT makes sense.

>>35524252
>how come?
rub penis. how not know how come? come easy.

21
Almost two years ago even though iv'e been trying to get laid.
Trying to quit porn but still end up masturbating almost everyday baka.

>>35523380
19, never but I had my hand in a vagina about two months ago.

>>35523380
24
friday
broke up saturday

>>35537248
well i hope you apologized.

>>35523380
23
End of january

never have. and i dont think ill live long enough to either

>>35523380
24
45 min ago then we had naked breakfast

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>>35526510
R9k is not a virgin board and never was. Kys faggot, nobody even wants you here.

>>35523380
24
never

gngdfvh

>>35537989

> implying anyone at all wants you, generic normie scumbag #44516, shitting up the board with his sociopathic, unoriginal inanity

>>35538240
oh yeah? well you're generic faggy faggot #F4660T fagging up the board with your homosexual, unheterosexual faggotry

>31
>last night came inside said I'm gonna explode and she laughed

>>35527844
You are like me. I'm so sorry

22. 3 weeks ago with girl i meet at a club

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>26
>never fucking ever
So fucking lonely, and it's never going to get any better. I hate you all so much.

>>35539004
Fuck off, bitch. Suck my penis.

21
never
got a handjob in a massage parlor but thats about it

>>35523380
>22
>never
>f
when will I have it, probably never

24 years old, last time was with my ex girlfriend back in october.

It isn't important enough to me to chase pussy outside of a relationship, I really don't want to get stuck with some slut's herpes for the rest of my life, especially since fapping beats sex without the emotional connection anyway.

>>35539252
>handjob in a massage parlor
Confucius say, He who pays to be a Norman, is still a Norman. Get out gaijin.

>>35539351
didn't loose my virginity so im still a robot

>>35539368
Confucius say, Robot who get pee pee touch by Asian girl, not Robot at all, but filthy Norman.

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>>35539380
no matter what you say im still a robot
suck it fag

does payin for it cound because it sure didn't feel like it......

>>35524811
this'll be me in less than a month

19
Last last night
I forced her to wear her shirt during it was hot af desu
Was going to do it last night but I came home too late it was like 4AM and she has to get up at like 7

>>35539399
Confucius say, He who bully Confucius must feel homesick for Reddit community of Nu-males.

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>>35539443
suck it fag
no bl0xx

>>35523380
19
kissless handheldless (not hugless) virgin

>>35539464
Confucius say, Pusii So Stinkii!

19
Kissless virgin. Hopefully I lose my virginity to my robot bf when/if we meet irl

>>35523380
Never, and never cared about it, I wonder why so many people here are obsessed by it.

>>35536835
>sex is the only thing that matters in life

YOU might aswell kill yourself

>>35523380
26
3 days ago
My career is about to implode because I can't deal with politics but at least I have a gf again for now (before she inevitably leaves me when things go south)

>>35539520
Maybe because our dicks work and we aren't fuckin' 'mos, nerd.

>>35537493
Underage faggot. I hope you get banned you fuck

>>35523699
>>35523953

Holy fuck, I thought for the longest time that was a young Bob Odenkirk in that pic

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>>35523380
>19
>november 2016

how the hell is this not original ?

>>35539562
You aren0t fucking autismos?

The fuck you're doing on r9k then?

My dick works by the way.

31 since yesterday

Never have I had intercourse with a female of human species.

19

Never

i'd fuck fat chicks

>>35523526
This is literally the most normalo thing.

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>>35536813
Holy shit how can you still be a virgin at 20, like how seriously

>>35531564
This is you just being whiny and pissy.

I met this girl through happn (not tinder I know, but same shit) we've gone in two dates. I shot some photos of her, we had a lot of fun.

I know I'm going to fuck her at some point, and while that happens we're getting to know eachother and spending a great time with someone I'm starting to really like.

stop being an enormous faggot, faggot!

>>35539413
it's ok m8, we can do it before 25

don't mute pls

> 18
> About 3 hours ago

>>35540378
gtfo and never come back

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35523425
for all you know, it could have been your mother, HA!

>>35539962
Not him but thsi si disgusting, true robots don't care about sex, or at the evry least not about sex for sex's sake
>faggot faggot xD


Wow so edgy!, go back to /b/ or 2008

>>35531181
Well written anon.

Well Originally written.

I licked my gf's pussy until she came last week, does this count as sex?

>>35523380
Sex robots when? I'm a 6/10 and I can't get laid.

>>35541555
Just be yourself dude :^)
>#muted

>21
>last month
With a cute shy girl from work, it was just fine.

I always follow the same modus operandi
>when I meet a girl I like, be really forward
>most don't expect it because I give off the typical beta vibe
>fuck them
>then cut most contact
>again, they really don't expect it because most betas get clingy after sex
>they end up contacting me agai
works wonders

>>35523380
>19
>about 11 or 12 years ago
let that sink in