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It's a "I'm going to make it" then reality stomps your dreams again episode
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How do people get good jobs? I'm getting rejected from panda express for not being panda material. How do they do it?
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We're not gonna make it lads. It's already over for us.
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We're all gonna make it senpai.

Whereby "we" I'm referring to the computing autists.
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>>35510575
You're in every thread with the same sob story. Apply somewhere else you cuck.
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>>35510708
I have, everywhere and I got nothing but rejection letters. I'm going to trucking school soon. I'm going to drive a bus
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>>35510796
>going to trucking school
>driving a bus

Fukin lol
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>I'm going to make it I still have time
>I'm still under 30
>I'm just going to be one of those late bloomers
>I'm going to peak later in life
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>>35510854
you have to get a bus class to drive a bus and that can only be obtained by the trucking school. CR England, and SWIFT will jew you big time
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>>35510912
Drive for smith
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>>35510147
>tfw 31 years old and still dress and feel and think like a 16 year old

CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

AND I'M ABOUT TO

BRRRRRREAK


For real I miss the late 90s/early 2000s so fucking much, that's probably part of the reason why I never grew out of it.
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Turning 30 tomorrow boys. Have the vague memory of terrible sex so wont even be getting my wizard powers.
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>>35510999
>tfw seeing Linkin Park live at 15
I never knew how good I had it.
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>>35511069
My first live show was seeing System of a Down when I was 17. I like ran home halfway through their set because I didn't quite know how to get home and I thought the trains stopped at 11, but it was still a great experience.

I was really happy too to have gone to the Warped Tour the last few years it was still mostly punk and not just dubstep and emo, and all the other bands I saw live during that time.

I regret not seeing Slipknot in their prime though, definitely missed the boat for that one. I wouldn't go see them in current year.
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please just kill me rather than force me to live like this any longer. There is no reason for me to try to do anything. Whats the point in posting my art if no one sees it? Whats the point in trying to earn success when... I can't because I have no interaction with the real world? I'll still create because I'm a creator but aiming for success is pointless until I'm free.

Why would you reveal that I'm a rat in a cage and then not free me? What was the fucking point? To make me suffer even more?

I want to go home.
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>>35511576
>Whats the point in posting my art if no one sees it?

art should always be for yourself.
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Ive given up. Im just gonna get fat till i can get disability for being fat just like homer.
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>27
>Paramedic
>Only time i even talk to women is on a professional standpoint, when tunnel vision, adrenaline and caffeine kicks in
>Female medics try and talk to me when not on call
>Tfw i just choke up and walk away.
>Ambulance service tries to throw a birthday party for me
>Many of the members bring friends
>deliberately tell me there single
>i dont show up. Until my partner comes to my house and coaxes me to come
>Arrive way later than planned
>Awkward as fuck
>Tone drops
>Go on a 2 vehicle MVA with a child DOA on scene
>try desperately to revive him
>blood squirts from the open femoral fracture and stains my uniform, face and pants.
>happy 27th birthday
>go back and melted ice cream cake was thrown in trash
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>>35511576
if you have no education then it's uselesss, go to act college, don't waste more time, being an in dependent artist it's worthless unless you have thousand of friends supporting you or a lot of money, get a degree, meet people there, it would worth it
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>>35511795
Your coworkers sound really nice dude. You can probably try and open up to them a bit.
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>>35511795
I briefly thought about being a paramedic.

I mean I probably would have failed every technical and physical exam to get into the program, but still, whew.
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>>35511795
This is some depressing shit, I just want to give you a hug. :(
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>>35511829
There good medics, they are.
There just like frat boys though. I cant connect with them on anything other than work. Its fucking annoying as shit.
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>>35511874
Not really anything physical about it, other than lifting some heavy fat fucks out between the toilet and the wall in a narrow as shit bathroom in a narrow as shit trailer. Maybe contorting yourself like twister in an MVA to hold C-spine. Its not that physical.
Basic NREMT-B class can be compressed into 1 semester at a local community college. The paramedic program i went through was 2 years long. Its just muscle memory, the ability to think critically under extreme stress,and patients (huehue)
You gotta be a thrill seeker.
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>>35510598
>passive aggressive complaints
>he's a virgin, i just know!
>he lives off neet bux because i said so!
>he's broken! because yknow, im posting on 4chan and totally have my shit together

also
>implying having a job means you will get a girl
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>>35511795
Good job, great friends and coworkers who try to hook you up with girls, a birthday party not thrown by your mom and only your family being there because she forced them...then getting mad at a kid for dieing getting his blood on your cloths.

Your life is ssoooooo bad.

F you!

F you times ten.
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>>35511884
Eternal depression is para medicine.
You have a pass to use dark humor. Or drugs. or both.
Being a 27 y/o robot multiplies the depression tenfold. I sit there in my hammock in the squad room, and listen to who banged who and who fucked these sluts at a party, and im still thinking ill find a like minded individual with a good career under her feet.
Fucking shit, Im on the ballot to be the EMS Lt., and im the only one running. Still never even kissed a girl, and i'll never hear the end of it if i let this info fly.
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>>35511614
learn to fucking read
>l still create because I'm a creator but aiming for success is pointless until I'm free.
>>35511812
you faggots know damn well who I am. Why the game still?
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>>35512007
>getting mad
No, i wasn't mad, It just was like having a puppys neck snapped right before you.
Those girls are all idiots anyway. All they wanna do is fucking yabber on about petty bullshit. Its a highschool drama. My every day life is drama, I want some fucking relief from it.
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>>35511795

Hey I've been looking into becoming an EMT, where do I even start? My local CC has a program but I don't know if that is how. 26 year old KHV too, I know it sucks.
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>25 years old
>manlet
>half bald
>no women has ever shown the slightest interest
>every female I have asked out has rejected me
>every day I become more bald and have an even lesser chance of getting GF
jdimsa
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26 years old and I've been in college for 6 years now. I should have been done with my degree, but I'm not even close. I hate my accounting degree so much. I thought it would be nice, but its not. Its fucking brutal.

I still have no idea on what I want to do with my life. I just keep on switching back and forth. I feel like I will be a wage cuck forever.
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>>35510147
This time I'm going to do it right. I hope so. I just want my health back and I can handle the rest.
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I'm 30 and I just want to move to a foreign country and start over. I have nothing tying me to my home anymore and I am unhappy about almost everything.
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>>35511576
eh man if it means anything the piece you posted is good looking
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>>35510147
>tfw your only competitive advantage in life was your intelligence.
>tfw some junkie piece of shit smashed your head and ruined your life
>tfw he got away with it because you're poor and sick

I would execute every heroin addict and ex-addict on sight.
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>>35512105
I went through the program six years ago at a local Community college that had an EMT/paramedic program after i decided liberal arts and sciences was way over my head in terms of math.
The basic course was 8 credits,one semester, and its a hard semester, especially with other classes.
There is a state EMT certification, and theres the National certification (NREMT-B, NRAEMT, and NREMT-P) which goes from Basic, advanced, and paramedic. Other states have different certification levels. Look into it.
If no colleges have them, the red cross does training.
Be prepared for sleepless nights, Thankless tasks, Frequent flyers, Caffeine over dosage, Useless heroine addicts you've already shot narcan into two days ago, and the occasional trauma call. I've only had 13 births on my record as of year six, Two happend in the ambulance before we made it to the hospital.
It may seam insane, thats because it is, Love ambiguity. The pay is shit until you get Medic status and at a decent agency too. Overtime helps alot. You'll get it if you work in a decent sized city.

It is rewarding, I have to say, you see people at their most vulnerable. Its humbling. It might help your own demons. It helped mine, but a good job wont help you get laid.
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>>35512209

>>tfw some junkie piece of shit smashed your head and ruined your life

Story? Hope you recover fully anon
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>>35512209
A fuckin man
Narcan we shoot like candy, but an epi-pen costs 600$
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>>35512245
Girls like you, just just think you are too good for them. So stop the crying about not getting laid. I bet you think you are such a deep person too.You are the worst
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Can I get my hair cut like that one pic of that guy with wavy bangs... you know the one (but longer) and dyed this kinda pale blue/purple/grey white?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG4lT4fxj8M

That's the look I want. You know, whenever you guys finally decide to get this party started.

Love,
EVE - White Cat
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>>35511901
If you're implying they're stupid that should mean it'd be easier to connect with them.
Really have no idea what you mean. I just said coworkers in general sounds like some of the girls are okay with you talking to them. If the girls act like fratboys I'd probably skip over them as well though.
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>>35512356
There not interested, They just need something everytime. They get what they want and then fuck right off.
You think i haven't asked my co-workers on dates? I got shot right down Like a B-17 over Germany.
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>>35512245
I thought about it years ago but from what I gathered the pay was absolute dog shit.
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>>35512505
Move to kansas city, So few medics that the ones they have were making 6 figure salaries due to overtime
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>>35512505

Pay doesn't mean much to me as long as it pays enough to live on my own.
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>>35512484
Ok maybe i am over reacting. But they did bring their single friends to your party right? And youre the one who didnt want to bother with them right?
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>>35512484
Why would you ask a co-worker out on a date though? Always never a good idea.
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>>35512673
Viet-goddanm-nams whats preventing me.
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>Watching my dream career be destroyed because I'm somehow unable to do the most simplest task (rostering) even though I'm beyond good in every other task thrown at me
>Know that when my manager calls me in for the final talk that I have to accept it because I've had so many chances but still seem to fuck it up
Looks like suicide is back on the mnu
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>turn 27 saturday
>life is even worse than it was this time last year

at least i already got myself a nice bday present
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>>35512837
Just wait until you're 29 and staring down the barrel of 30. Enjoy.

Also what did you get for your birthday?
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I'm fucking sick and tired of feeling worried and anxious all the time, when will this end?
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>>35512875
When you start taking Prozac. Just learn how to stop worrying and love the pill.
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>>35512873
I think about that all the time.
I got a vidya game and an expensive bottle of whiskey instead of my dirt cheap daily whiskey so I can be drunk on my birthday with nice whiskey.
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>>35512993
dumbass question but what was the game? the only new game i got recently was yakuza 0
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>>35512993
Happy birthday too. Enjoy. I'm baked and playing through San Andreas right now.

It's a better game than I remember.
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>>35511795
I fucking hate you. Your life soumds awesome but you choose to be a bitter little faggot. I hope you fucking die.
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>>35513034
I don't see why thats a dumb ass question friend.
I got the new Nier cause I like Drakengard so figured it'd be fun, it's pretty good atm. Don't normally buy new release vidya any more which is mainly why I got something far too fucking expensive for what it is.

>>35513045
thanks bud, SA is indeed very fun.
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>>35510147
>About to turn 26
>Pure virgin
>Work in a company specialised in taking care of biohazardous waste
It would really be just way too much of a joke to die with every single STD as a virgin...
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28 here. Is it bad to keep going after 18 year olds year after year?
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Who /mywritingwillredeemme/ here?
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>>35513535
Yeah that's pretty disgusting if you're actually 28.
I'm 24 and 18 year olds already look too young. Do you actually sleep with them or do you only go after them?
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>>35513535
Yeah, from someone your age that's pretty weird, man. I know I wouldn't date younger than 24 or 25. Super not good.

But hey, it's not illegal so no one can really stop you.
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>>35513535

No. Disregard the RIDF. Date/fuck 18 y/o girls, trigger normies and roasties everywhere you two go.
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>>35513535
Supposedly there's a formula for dating age.
>Your age / 2 + 7
So for an 28 it's 21.
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>>35510147

I made it, boy-yos
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>>35514602
What is this? originalle commento
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>>35514625

found out i matched into a residency today

the thing you do after med school, sort of an indentured servitude/post grad training. Most US grads match, but everyone is neurotic and imagines we might not
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>>35514652
oh ok. good luck you fucking normie
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Wagecuck maybe

Normie, i only wish
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>tfw you understand the how and why of escaping the black abyss you find yourself in
>ftw you are so drained and tired you can no longer muster the enthusiasm for even the most basic of tasks however
>tfw you know yourself well enough that you will likely be in the black hole forever
>tfw grappling with suicide every day and the realization that suicide is preferable to a long term existence
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>>35510796
Fuck the other anon. I hope it goes well for you, bud.
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I'm 33, and I've given up on ever having a normal life. Giving up and abandoning false hope has greatly improved my mental health. There are days when I panic and start thinking "I can still change! It will be different this time!", but these days I snap out of it quickly.
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>>35513535
All men want 18 year old girls, so these girls can pick and choose whatever top tier man they want. You on the other hand are here, which means that you're likely a bottom tier man. Why would these girls pick you when they can have a normie or a top tier man? There's nothing wrong or bad about you going after 18 year olds, but you have to realize that you are pretty much guaranteed to fail. Can you handle a task where you fail 100% of the time?
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>>35515204

this is the correct answer

orginal spaghetti
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>>35510147
>Reading about famous artists, musicians and athletes
>They're younger than you
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>tfw every great mathematician revealed his power level by your age
>tfw the best people in the world at your hobbies are younger than you
>tfw you're old enough that undergrads in the prime of their life will find you creepy and weird
>tfw this means you have officially missed out on youth no matter what you do from this point on

On the plus side VR is coming and social disaffection is increasing so soon it'll probably be the best time in history to be socially isolated.
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>turning 32 this month
>wish you could be 25 - 29 again
you still have a chance lads, it's officially over once you hit 30
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>>35510796
Don't drive a bus become a trucking, better pay since your on here its perfect as we don't have any loved ones to be away from.

>>>/o/tfg
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>>35510147
Nostalgia always becomes worse once you hit 25+. Not only does it remind you of better days, but now you can't stop thinking of all the missed opportunities and wasted time.
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Less than three months until I'm finally 25

No way off this helltrain
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Turning 29 this year. Probably going to kill myself before I reach 30. I've ruined my life and nothing makes me feel any less empty.
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I cry every time I realize that I don't have friends, I don't have a job, and I don't have a life. This is all while realizing I've been handicapped from the start by being raised effectively innawoods and I can't move out. I'm starting to forget that I graduated from university.
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>>35512106

You can't help being short, but just accept that you're losing your hair and shave it, or atleast cut it very short. Sporting a shiny dome or a short cut is a lot better than trying to hide your hair loss when everyone can see it. I say this as a guy who can see the top starting to thin as well.
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>>35514815

At the end of day, beyond any realizations and self help techniques, you gotta be able to summon the minimum of will to WANT TO CHANGE. You say you realize your own situation and what needs to be done, which makes the tragedy of you not wanting your own life even greater. Anon, opting out is not an option. You can accept the hand you're dealt and play the game. Refusing to play is the most painful option of all. The pain of regret is the worst you will ever experience. Do not trade immediate uncomfortableness and pain for a future of regret and dispair. In the future, you will be glad that you endured the pain now to change your lot.
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>tfw finally think you're going to make it
>start losing energy and the will to push through
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>>35516199
>tfw afraid you can't make it past the month required to work before being able to get your first working car and move out
Allow me to note my parents were so fucking overprotective and sheltering that they decided to raise a family in the middle of a forest. Gee what could possibly go wrong. My mom insists that 26 is the age I'm supposed to gain "life experience" I'm supposed to get when I'm in my early 20s.
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>>35516252
I just want someone to understand what I've had to go through and empathize with me. I'm tired of waiting for shit out of my control and my only ambition left is to try to have a decent life before dying. Sooner better than later.
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>>35512106
Shave your head. Seriously.

Once I saw an old pic of my professor from university, and he had hair like a monk, you know. It was horrible.
Then he decided to shave off the whole thing, and he looked badass.
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>>35516424
How the fuck do you shave your head and keep it bald? Is it like shaving a beard or does it grow differently?
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>>35510999
This. I have no idea what's actually fashionable nowadays, I still wear short cargo pants in summer, I still wear checkered shirts, I still wear running shoes because they're comfortable and so on.

>>35515784
You'll think the same about being 32 when you'll be nearing 40.

>>35516199
>get started on something you actually like doing
>it's going pretty well
>get disgusted with my work and with myself
>drop the project for months
>get back to it eventually
>loop back to step 2
The last time I actually finished a project of my own that wasn't a school assignment or a job was about 12 years ago.
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got a job in ny that pays 45,000.
I think i made it lads
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>>35516469
Just like you shave the beard? I don't understand your problem. And no, it's not going to magically stay bald for a month or two, you need to work on it very often.
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>>35516507
Congrats anon hope you do.

I need a fucking job asap.
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>>35516546

thank you anon.
they key to doing well in interviews is to talk with overwhelming confidence. You can do it!
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>>35512837
Happy Birthday dude! Enjoy your present!
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>>35510999
I know these feels. Mentally I pretty much froze in time in my teenage years. Not far from 30 now, and still have the mindset I had well over a decade ago.
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>>35512897
>Dr, Strangelove reference.

My nigga.
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>>35516152

Even on my best of days, even at the height of my potential, my goals seemed to be a chasing of the wind. And now I'm deeper in the hole than I've ever been my entire life. I fear it's too late, it was always too late. I fear it's too late for all of us.
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Do you find yourself fantasizing about committing suicide because atleast you'll be able to control how it finally ends?
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>>35517626
All the time, anon. I can barely handle the fact that even the early 2000s are now distant and irrelevant. Getting old seems so nightmarish. The good times only get further and further away and every year seems to only get worse. I don't want to live to a point where those times are so far away that they're viewed in the same light as the 1930s/40s are now.
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>>35515288
>>35515630
Greatness is genetics and genetics is destiny. Everyone who was ever great were told they were the best in their group from the get-go and always got all the girls. The way to live life is to adapt your expectations to the level of acclaim you get (from your educators, peers, the opposite sex).
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>>35515999
What's wrong with emptiness? Feeling equanimous is the best.
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>>35513654
This. The younger the better. RIDF can fuck right off.
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>>35517695

I dont know, there something about watching the world going to shit at turbo speed that makes being here not too bad
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I really can't believe I'm actually 26 already.

Time really does go fast once you hit your 20s. The only thing that's changed is that now I'm a wageslave with an older mommy gf
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>>35510147
is this my future?
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>>35515097
what the fuck is a normal life anyway
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>>35517701
>Everyone who was ever great always got all the girls.
That's retarded and obviously false to anyone with any knowledge of history. You're an idiot and having sex isn't proof otherwise.
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>>35517906
>older mommy gf

how old
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>>35517883
It's not that comforting to me, really. The nostalgia feels only get worse from it.
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>29 next week

i should have killed my self in the army when i had the chance, but i pussyed out because they said they are going to make our family's pay some huge sum if we kill our selves in the army.

Now waiting for army training that they do randomly at some point, as soon they give me the bullets it's good bye.

inb4 normie, mandatory service and i was too beta to wiggle out of it.
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>in 30s
>having tons of fun with large group of friends
>suddenly they all get married
>nobody has time for road trips, cycling, going to games, hitting dance parties, hiking, going shooting, or fucking anything anymore
>nobody stays out past 10
>they've all gone full numale and hate all of their old hobbies and spend all their time whining about trump on facefuck
>younger people are the exact same
what's an old ex-normie to do?
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>>35518236

Get younger friends?
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Turning 25 soon and already want to just end it all plz
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>>35511795
What made you choose paramedic as a career?
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>>35510796
truckers make good money anon. im happy for you
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>>35513630
>>35513570
bunch of homos lmao kill yourselves
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>>35511795
open up
tell them some stuff abt yourself
they seem to want to be with you dude, thats more than i have ever got
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>>35512191
join the french foreign legion
you learn a language, get fast track french citizenship, and get paid all the while
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>>35512245
eh. i might. but can you live well on the pay? will i have to get a 2nd job?
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>29
>can already see the first grey hairs

I guess my body agrees that death can't come fast enough.
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26 here.

I remember the last thread I posted in a few weeks ago, reading the "Just turned 26" posts and sort of lying to myself that it would never come around. It did, and quickly.

I'm noticing a trend more and more each day. I tell myself I'm waiting for something to occur before I can stop squandering my time away. It must be some sort of defence mechanism for how bad my daily routine is. How do I wake up from this nightmare?
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Question that seems unserious, but unfortunaly is serious

What would you guys do if your anus/rectum is litterly on the verge of falling out, aka full prolapse?

5 years ago i shoved a champagne bottle up my ass, dont ask why, my anus ligament has broken and its slumping down towards my sphincter, graduelly it has gotten worse, tonight the pure horror and psychotic state of me shoved my fingers up my ass, and now im really nearing end times, i fear it wont be too much long until ass will slip out of my sphincter for just standing up taking poo.

>inb4 go to doctor

I legit believe there is no proper medical procedure, one is where they staple your ass which isnt a solution, other insitions may lead to benis stop working, or even worse sympton.

Suicide seems like the option now, i cant even walk to the store without feeling awful
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>>35518600
Shouldn't have shoved a fucking champagne bottle up your ass lmao
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>>35518600
champagne story?
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>>35518600
>I legit believe there is no proper medical procedure, one is where they staple your ass which isnt a solution, other insitions may lead to benis stop working, or even worse sympton.
Just go to proctologist.
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>>35518600
Fuck, that sounds really terrible. I would say get some sort of surgery. Benis not working sounds far more preferable. Look into alternative health also.
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>>35518600
See a doctor already. If there's no treatment at least get it from a credible source.
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>>35514815

Exactly, but with a concluding realization:
too cowardly to commit suicide, so enduring the despair is the noly optiopn
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honestly at this point i am trying to go for my yellow fever and want to become an expat in some third world asian country
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>>35513535
Never bad, just socially unacceptable.

Dating one felt like babysitting though, and that was when I was 22.
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>>35513535
fuck society

those sick fucks want you to accept trannies and faggots and third worlders fucking your women but then would be all up in your ass about wanting to fuck young chicks? fuck them and go for the prime pussy
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26yo KHV here.
Shut-in NEET since the age of 17, didn't finish HS. Now I'm trying to get my high school diploma, but I keep asking myself: why?
My parents say:
>you need a job, we're not going to live forever
I just tell them that I don't fucking care, I can go homeless for all I care. I just don't want to be alive. Why would I want a job? So that I can keep living? And what if I loathe being alive?
>>35511962
>implying having a job means you will get a girl
Yeah, this meme deserves to die ASAP. You won't be any less broken with a job, you just become a wagecuck who lives even worse because now he has to go to work.
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This is gon be me in 2 years how do I avert this inevitability or should I just accept my fate already
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>>35519267

Your already weak arguments would hold more water if you weren't using obnoxious r9k phrases like "wagecuck".
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>>35519289
Meh, it's just a commonly used term on here. Doesn't change anything of what I said.
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>>35515985

I am nostalgic for things that happened a month ago. Granted, they were amazing things that hit me out of nowhere, but it still feels wrong to have this much nostalgia.

All I do, apart from having existential dread, is living in the past and remembering those moments.
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>that awful feeling when you search people from high school on facebook and they are doing great
>people your age are getting married, have good jobs and are thinking of settling down
>tfw you're just a NEET.
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>>35519348

Jealousy? I kind of know what you mean and it makes me sad, but it's not outright jealousy.

The feeling it triggers in me is the feeling of inadequacy. I don't want their success, I don't want them to fail. I just realize that I am not good enough and that I have no will to improve. I realize that any attempt at life would be a pity life and that no one would take me seriously now. I don't know how to explain it, but a major factor is dread of having to deal with those people and not being taken seriously and being treated condescendingly. If you add the fact that I'd have to fake everything, it's just too much for me to handle. There's no gain.
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Guys, what do I need to do if I'm just 21 and in danger of going down this path?
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>>35519551
Describe your situation. Why do you think you're going down this path?
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I just want a fat ugly 30something gf to travel with and watch movies and go to art galleries and shit. :(
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>29
>parents divorced when I was 13
>dad moved to a different country because he had too much debt
>bullied at school every day
>don't know how to cope
>stop going to school for days at a time
>got so bad that they were going to call the police on my mum because I just didn't want to go
>dropped out of school at 15
>develop terrible anxiety & depression issues
>develop avoidance behaviours to cope
>stay inside every day for years
>don't trust anyone in a position of help & authority because of my time in school where teachers couldn't do anything to help me
>don't know how to handle responsibility, work, relationships
>scared of life itself
>everyone I grew up with has moved on in life
>gf's, fiances, careers, houses, kids
>im still waking up past midday every day and not showering for over a week at a time
>no ambition, no hope for the future
>no savings
>no pension
>can't drive
>just going through the motions every day, distracting myself with games, music, tv & music from the hopelessness of life
>dont remember what happy is any more
>too scared live
>too scared to die

>only ever had 1 job stacking shelves in 2007
>unemployed since then
>the paper my CV is printed on is worth more than my job experience
>too old to get an apprenticeship in a trade skill
>only place I could find employment is in the service industry
>flipping burgers or serving coffee
>would have to compete with thousands of other people
>would have to compete people almost half my age who would work for a lot less
>chance of my getting hired would be a lot lower due to them having to pay me more because of my age
>OAP's coming out of retirement to work in the service industry now
>even if I found full time, meaningful employment wages are so low I STILL wouldn't be able to afford to be independent
>would still have to live with my mum
>would be living to work for the benefit of someone else just so I can have the privilege of being poor and then thank them for the opportunity.
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>>35515985
Man, my life is so empty that I have nothing to be nostalgic of. I don't know wheter this is a bad or good thing.
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Any tips for a 20 year old?
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>>35516199
THIS.
EVERYTIME.
I honestly don't know what to do anymore. When I start working on my life usually I get good results for the first months, then all the energy just goes away and I'm back in the hole. I'm not even trying to escape anymore because falling after climbing is worse than just staying down.
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>>35519732
Yeah - come back in 5 years, you spring chicken.

Also, do the things you keep putting off, right now
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>>35519732
Enjoy what you got now, cause it gets worse... Much worse.
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>>35517906
>older mommy gf

Fuck outta here, humble brag
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>>35519732
Get going NOW. I'm serious. Past 25 things get much bleaker.
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>>35519766
>>35519810
>>35519935
I keep hearing from normies that men hit their prime once they reach 30. Is there any truth to that? Apparently it's because that's when money starts flowing in and the younger girls flock.

I'm trying to become a doctor, if that makes any difference (hence $$$ will be plentiful).
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>>35519935
I don't think that telling younger guys to get going can work. If they're in this situation there must be a reason, and you don't just "go". Of course if I could go back to when I was 20 I would do some different things, but at the same time I know I could'nt do anything different than what I did.
TL;DR we're fucked anyway.
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>>35519679
I see your long all posts all the time in these threads.
I hope it all works out bro.
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>>35510147
>Only work ive ever had has been as paper boy for 1 month
>10 year gap in employment
>No proper education
>Live in a country where degree is a must even for shit jobs
>No relatives that could squeeze me into their business
>No connections that could land me a job
>Can't even become drug dealer because once again no connections for that

Oh boy i can't wait to start my life as Alladin without the genie
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>>35519985
NORMIES peak at 30. If you are a shut-in chan-lurker at 30 you're circling the fucking drain.

>>35519988
There are those who it could help. If telling them doesn't help they're probably fucked anyway. So it either helps or does no harm and is therefor worth saying.

I do agree though. I knew what was happening as it was happening; I just couldn't stop it.
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I'm 26 now and if my friends weren't such faggots we'd have a successful film business going.
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tfw mid twenties and already have a myriad of health problems

genuinely concerned if I'm going to live a full life desu

Also does anyone else go through huge long term mood swings? I've noticed I will basically have 2-4 weeks of not giving a shit and just neeting it up playing games all day like usual and feeling smug about my life, then all of a sudden the crippling depression and existential angst will hit like a brick wall and I will be on the verge of tears wanting to die for a week and can barely get out of bed
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>>35510796
...or drive the BUS?
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>>35511455
Evryone had a better teenage experanice than me
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>>35510147
>being 25
20 here, how fast did those 5 years go? Cant believe 1/4 of the year is soon over senpaitachi
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>>35510598
I'm going to be like that guy in the screencap, because I'm not lucky enough to die before I'm in my 60s or older. My brother who's younger has already surpassed me and is generally pretty successful while I keep failing. What makes people such as myself and that guy? Are we doomed from the start?
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is it even possible for me to get on neetbux? i was diagnosed as an aspie in my teens but i was too bullheaded to ever go to therapy or anything like that and wanted to tackle it on my own. now i'm fucking 27 with nothing to show for myself, no job history as everything i ever did was for a friend or off the books, no education etc and i'm completely lost.
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>>35520571
So fast that you wouldn't believe, every year gets shorter. We're already in mid march, and I remember nev year's eve like it was 10 minutes ago. A year has become nothing to me.
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>tfw next year I will be posting in threads like this
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Tfw company comes over I hide in my room because I'm too ashamed of myself

Went fishing by myself last week and some old man started roasting on me for not having a job

So ugly that the girls at the register don't even smile
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>>35519551

General advice for youngfags:
>Find a niche talent that's in demand or you will get shat on financially
>Pair off by age 26. It's all downhill from there.
>Get in a fitness routine. Not saying become a gym rat, but just get active at least a couple times a week.
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>>35520582
I think that it's even worse if you have a younger brother that is fucked up just like you (in some ways even more). I want him to succeed, but that's unlikely. I look at him and see me 5 years ago. We're going down the same path, with some differences. There's nothing I can do to help me because he's even more withdrawn than me.

>tfw your brother is the only person you have and he doesn't want to drink a beer with you.
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>>35520624
But anon... you're already posting in threads like these
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>>35520657
>There's nothing I can do to help me
*him
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>tfw only ever had sex with prostitutes
>tfw i didnt enjoy the sex
>tfw she laughed at me for now knoing wgat i was doing
>became soft
>asked her to leave
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>>35520713
>he fell for the "just get a prostitute" meme

Sorry you wasted your money on humiliation.
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>>35520729
Yeah, my father offered to pay me a prostutite but I said no, I think I did the right thing.
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>>35520045

It's the only place to vent really. I hope it works out too but I don't know if it will

On top of everything else my dad died last week...
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>>35510147

>move to Japan to teach English
>meet a Japanese girl at a bar who is also 26
>spent the next month spending the weekend together

Gotta say, I've been pretty happy. She's coming over on Saturday to cook Nikujaga for me.
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>33
>Been on 4chan since the beginning
>Friends have all scattered to the four winds. Some have families, others became psycho SJWs
>Weird politics at work. I just want everyone to put aside their personality differences, show up on time, do their tasks, and leave me alone. Is that too much to ask?
>Mother is very sick and I'm moving home to help care for her once my lease is up
>TFW vivid dreams about having a qt daughter that haunt me all day after years of generally not caring about finding a wife and spouting edgy childfree rhetoric
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>>35514815
>baing able to once feelnpassion for things
How did you do it? I just mindlessly flowed through my life, just doing what I was told in school
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>>35520788
What a coincidence, I'm making nikujaga for myself tonight but all alone in my weeaboo bachelor apartment. Good on you though
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>>35520605
Anyone who says life can get better hasn't been in the compounding sprial of robotdom. I dont see my empty husk of a body becoming anything. I never jad anything i could grasp on to, say "this is who i am", and i doubt it'll happen now.
>tfw you missed out on critical brain development somehow
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>>35520315
yes, i have the same thing
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>>35520933
I wonder if there is a way to break this spiral. Some robots seem to have done it, but it seems so unlikely in my case...
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>>35517117
I feel like there were flags when we were young. Maybe the lack of passion for a hobby, maybe the mindless daily routine of school and vidya, Maybe how all the others naturally found things to do, people to habg around with, and you just didnt catch on
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>>35517626
So far its skydiving, beta uprising, or dying after mindlessly walking through the empty, alone, tundra
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>>35510147
Debt slave here. ~$80k and counting. The American Dream is BULLSHIT and I urge everyone to follow their true passion no matter how hard it seems. Don't let any other fucking faggot say you need a house, car, expensive education and sacrifice your years and livelihood for a shitty corporation that couldn't give less of a fuck about you, just because it's 'normal' it's 'the americunt dream'. I would gladly shoot everyone in the face who put me into this situation. I have no time to live. Most of my income goes toward just breaking even if that. Fuck my pathetic life.
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>>35521113
LOL, try posting this on /pol/ and see how many newfag normies you trigger.
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>>35519396
It just reminds me of how much of a failure i am, how broken i am. I always winder what its like to be like them, to feel the contentment and motivation they feel, but those thoughts dont stir up inspiration, but emptiness
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>>35520583
Visit a neurodevelopmental center senpai, see what they say, maybe ask if you can autismbux
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>>35520625

>Tfw company comes over I hide in my room because I'm too ashamed of myself

I know that feel. I am a 27 year old man, but I still hide in my parents house when relatives come over. Younger relatives, 20 year olds who got married. I'm supposed to be sitting down there with them, but I'm in my room praying to whomever that they don't come up and I have to make small talk which reminds me of how pathetic I am.
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>>35520955
I dunno, the more time that pasts the harder your brain gets and the more you miss out on
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>>35520788

Running away seems to be a nice option. You get a new start without any baggage from the old life. The only requirement is to have a base in the new place for existence. English speakers can get one of those teaching certificates and teach at langauge academies in Europe or Asia.

I know a girl which moved to Spain and she earns way more than necessary for a comfortable life by teaching English without a degree. She's the most lovely girl ever and my girlfriend, but we live in different countries and it won't last long, because I am too afraid to live and want to die.
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>>35520835

>doing what I was told in school
Oh God, yes. I realized that while I didn't have a fullfilled life back then, I still had some guidance and something which kept me occupied despite me hating it.
I think that the reason I failed is because I was just let loose, without anything to do or guidance forcing me to do stuff. That might be one of the core issues for many here.
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>>35520955

If things fall into place, yes. Some people don't need much, maybe a romantic relationship or a friend, while others have or have had that, but they need other factors as well. Some can't even point out the needed things to fix it and that takes its toll on you.
I think I am one of the latter ones. I have had or at least had the chance to have things in life. But they were all in succession, once after the other. Had they all appeared at the same time or at least if they had overlapped, it could have been different.
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>>35521010

>Maybe the lack of passion for a hobby, maybe the mindless daily routine of school and vidya,

Wow. A lot of the things I read today in this thread resonate and hold truth.

>having no interests or passions
I don't think that's normal. Normal people have those. The fact tha I never had one makes me think that I'm not normal. It feels like I faked every interest in life.
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>>35521446
I always thought normies had it similar, but they were out partying, doing hobbies, all thst stuff. I met a music maker, a string and piano player, a lockpicker, matatbon runners, politics people, famfic writers, fashionistas, competitive players, weeaboos, e.t.c in hs, now look at me, what have i done? what can i do? What do i want to do? They say with humanity comes want, so what am i?
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>>35521446
Well, I never had any kind of guidance, I was left by myself since I was born. The only thing my parents could do is get mad when I got bad grades in school, beceuse I didn't give a shit about school. They never taught me anything, not how to tie my shoe strings, not how to live.
What I am is the result of leaving a kid to fight for himself, with no adult assistance.
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>>35521507
>r9k
>being normal
I wish we were just unfortunate normies, but i think we are broken, maybe genetically, maybe from rng of life.

These posts make me feel like im home, like ive found my place, but even that is being taken away from us
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>>35521553

Neither did my parents do any serious parenting for me, but neither were they abusive in any form like getting mad at bad grades. However, they failed at every other parenting front. They didn't sign me up for extra activities, they didn't talk to me about stuff. None of the average parent stuff and I don't really blame them. Mostly because they never abused me, they loved me, fed me and put a roof above my head.

What I meant with guidance was school in general. As a child, you're told everything you have to do. You don't have to think for yourself. It was easy and I missed the jump towards an individual life (that comes after the age of 18).
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>>35521113
How did you get all of the debt?
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>>35521587

You're taking an anonymous image based internet forum way too seriously.
Of course it calms me and I "enjoy" reading about other people with similar experiences and share them, but I don't claim exclusivity for this place. I hate using r9k buzzwords, memes and phrases. Nothing is being taken away from you by "normies".
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Been a neet for 7 years.

Finally got a job in a protected work environment.

They offer shitty pay, only 3 bucks an hour, but hey, it's better than doing nothing and lurking in this shithole all day long, and it's a nice addition to my neet/disability bucks I still receive.

I just successfully passed the initial trial month, and they want to keep me and say I make a great job as a receptionist, at this christian (lol) foundation I work at now. If I keep on working hard they can maybe help me getting me a real job with real pay someday. They said I show great motivation and potential.

Surely I'm going to make it, and will never post here again, see ya fuckers!
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>>35521665
I can see that, like how every board is for a certain hobby, not for specific people. I must say that i do believe the noard is becoming more and more trash desu. Dint know why there are so many trap threads when /lgbt/ is right there
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>>35521716
>$3/hr
which shithole do you live in
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>>35521772
one of the richest nations on earth, which makes this even more humiliating, and the pay nearly useless. It's really more a pocket money, but as said, I also receive disability bucks on top of that, I could never live of this shitty pay otherwise.
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>>35521623
>Mostly because they never abused me, they loved me, fed me and put a roof above my head.
That's not good parenting. even a baby sitter can do that, parenting is something else entirely.
and about school, I never liked it mostly because it always felt useless to me (and it was). The "guidance" I got at school was fucking useless, also because I never had good teachers. In fact, now that I think of it, their role was more about grading than teaching. Not even my teachers gave me any hint of what to do in life.
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>>35521830
This. Parenting is about instilling knowledge and principles into a child that state education cant do, in order to oreo them for the future. Its to pass down wisdom of the parents to make the child's life better than theres. How well this is done is a testament to the culture the child grew up in
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>>35521830

That's how most schools are. I always thought that private schools were a waste of money and snobbish, but maybe that's why people pay for them. maybe those schools actually go out of their way to teach you something.
I don't blame public schools, at least not the ones in my country. Everything is there, the books and knowledge is there. It's only up to the student to pick up on it.

I think my comment about guidance is still misinterpreted. I mean that while I was school, I felt like I had purpose. I knew that I had to go there, everyone else did and I never felt lost in that sense. Once I was out I felt like I didn't know what to do. I lost the one thing which steered me somewhere, not important where.
Maybe the military would be suited for people like me, if only it weren't for the fact that you have to kill other people and be exploited by someone richer than you and fighting for their interests.
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>>35522016
No no, I got what you meant. What can I say, good for you if school had that effect on you. I thought a lot about the military, and In some ways it's perfect for people like us: you have a sense of purpose, you know what to do AND THEY TRAIN YOU TO DO IT, but then again most robots are physically (and mentally) weak, and would get crushed in the army.
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>>35522077
>tfw inhereted genetic problems
Yay...
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>>35514652
Good luck dude. Residency is hell. Please tell me you're going for something respectable like urology or cadio-thoracic and not dermatology. A personal Fuck You from me to you if you're just doing general to spec. into plastics.
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>all these med school/doctor posts

I'm not even jealous, it's some other feeling. I dropped out of med school and have a nursing degree to "fall back on". It's not really useful because I wasted 9 years after graduating and forgot everything I knew. I don't think I'm even capable to do it, because you have to be talkative. I just want to die, but I can't.
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>>35521772

American here. I actually used to be a supervisor at a factory that that had the government's permission to employ retards for 2.50/hr because having some rote tasks to do was apparently good for them.

Fun story. We had a client that had us putting toys in plastic capsules for those machines(whatever you call them). Anyways one of the tards was putting his med in them for weeks and when it came out there was a massive investigation, fines, and a bunch of inspectors got fired.
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>>35522589
Top kek

Originally
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>>35522589
Noice, took out some normies too, ggwp potate
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40YO reporting in. Life is much better now than it was at 25. 3 things I can recommend:
1) Get regular exercise. I walk 3x a week. I hate it, but it makes me feel better.
2) See a Psychiatrist and therapist.
3) Find a hobby. Something (or things) you really love. I smoke weed and watch tons of movies. Works for me. Find your thing.

Feel free to ask me questions.
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>>35522979
>I hate it, but it makes me feel better.
Does not compute. I fell for the gym meme, I hate it and it makes me feel worse.
>See a Psychiatrist and therapist.
Been there, done that. Didn't help one bit. How did it help you?
>Find a hobby.
I have more than one hobby but it's not enough, not even close...
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>>35522979
Are you a sorcerer?

OGC
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>go through rehab
>rehab promises me transitional housing and some stability in my life
>indians who own the casino buy the rehab
>going to turn it into a resort
>rehab tells me i'm on my own
>become homeless alcoholic drug addict
It's like God likes making me miserable.
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>>35523140
Please tell me you're bullshitting us. Please...
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>>35523015
I'd hate going to the gym too. That's why I walk - I can do it in my neighborhood, wear headphones and just tune out the rest of the world. I don't like the doing of it, but it has definitely improved my mood.

Therapy and meds have definitely helped too. They listen the duration of my depression and anxiety and allow me to say "I may feel like shit right this second, but it will pass".
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>>35522589

>tfw giv my feel gud dwugs to childwen and they fyr my normin bos for it
normins BTFO
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>25
>life back on track
>school
>job
>get in accident
>now health problems and depressed

cant work but still in school. I want to get healed already so I can leave, I hate telling college sloots I'm 26 even though my mind and current position is literally still 18-yr-old because I'm a wagecuck going to school and at mommy's house
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>>35523061
Not sure. What do you mean by 'a sorcerer'?
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>>35523203
I think he means a step above wizard (30yo virgin)
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>>35522979

What would you tell someone who just doesn't have a niche talent(programming etc) but wants to work in a cozy office to do?

Do you have a girlfriend/wife? Any kids?
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>>35518378
25 was absolute hell for me. Turning 26 soon, wanting to die. I've accomplished nothing that I have always wanted to accomplish.
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>>35519202
>your women

As if a woman has ever been yours
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>go to shrink and therapist
>literally their only advice is
>LOL EXERCISE MORE, BE MINDFUL OF STUFF, TRY BREATHING EXERCISES, WALK UR DAWG MOAR, DO STUFF AROUND THE HOUSE
>have literally told them multiple times i'm the one who runs the errands, takes care of everything in the house, does all the bullshit, and still exercise at least two hours a day
>just want to blow my head off, jump off a bridge, can't be in crowds or i piss self, can't fucking function like a person, tell them i haven't felt like a human in a long time, if ever
>LOL JUST DO STUFF YOU LIKE IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY :333
>holy shit bitch are you even listening to me, i laid out my sad pathetic life to you and this is all you can give?

The therapy meme is a lie. At least I get benzos out of it.
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>>35521717
>>/lgbt/
>>traps
>but anon, traps are totallllllly not gay. like because you're fapping to what looks like a girl.
>futa is also not gay because you don't have to look at a guy, you have 2 girls instead.
Trap and futa fags are faggots in denial. They don't understand that being attracted to a penis in any shape or form is faggotry.
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>>35523366
THIS
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You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>35523301
iktf

origidfgaSFDL
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>>35523223
Not a virgin, but I can count the number of women I've been with on one hand.

>>35523266
I can't really help with that, sorry. Education was one of the few things I've gotten right over the years. I can say that government jobs can be pretty comfy.
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>>35523366
>when the therapist asks what you do all day
>when they don't believe you shitpost all day long

Not sure what i expected from a normie
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>>35523266
No gf/wife. No kids. The women I'm interested in are very rarely interested in me.
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>>35523366

You want a psychiatrist and then a therapist/psychologist who at least tries.
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>>35523522
>rarely

So they HAVE been interested?
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>>35523613
About one every 5 years, if I'm lucky.

Also, if a psych or therapist isn't working for you, try a different one. Keep trying until you find ones that work.
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>>35523514

>expect nothing
>still disappointed

>get asked what dreams i have
>literal fifteen minutes of silence while my thousand yard stare was directed out the window
>'well do you wanna move out on your own or have a family and kids or what'
>fucking laugh like she'd told the funniest goddamn joke on earth
>her confused look told me it was not a joke
>how can I do that when I can barely function by myself? how can i take care of a family when nobody will hire me for anything and i keep getting denied for SSI despite me being qualified for it?
>LOL YOU SHOULD COME TO GROUPS AND BE MORE POSITIVE
>want to strangle this fucking bitch like i've never wanted to strange anything in my life before

It just feels like a cruel experiment to see how long it takes me to snap and kill at least two of them before anyone in the building notices. These fucking people are so out of goddamn touch with everything it's baffling. Like positive thinking is going to fix years of physical and mental abuse, isolation, and crippling anxiety that's so horrific I can't go into crowded places or I piss myself in terror. The klonopin helps me get outside and run errands, but i do it as quick as possible and retreat back to home base because interacting with another human is more physically draining than the construction job I once had.
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>>35523662
>About one every 5 years, if I'm lucky.
I think you should get the fuck out of this board.
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>>35520624
>next year in age survey threads my birth year will be lumped together with the first or last group, the one whose name ends with something along the lines of "or earlier"
>next year I will be eligible to post in 30+ threads
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>>35523663

Complaining will help you fix it. The things they say might help only if you want it to work.
I'm in a similar situation. I hate myself and I don't want to do anything but die. But at least I can admit that it's my fault for not wanting to change. Trying things and seeing if they work out for me might help, I can admit it. But I still don't want to do it.
At least I don't blame others.
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>>35520657
>>35520709
I kind of agree. From an utilitarian or altruistic perspective, having at least one successful family member is better than zero. However, I still can't help feeling jealous or bitter sometimes.
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>>35523703
>>35523662

I can't tell who is more pathetic.
You for needing a trigger warning, safe space on the internet (try tumblr) or him for justifying himself because women showed interest in him.
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>>35523662
I've one my whole life, and we were both 7 at the time, and she was obese. I've never even been on a damn date.

Even among losers I'm a bigger one.
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>>35523753

Why don't you improve yourself with their help?
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>>35523753
Utilitarian perspective? I'm just talking about my bro. He's the only person I care about, I want him to have a good life, that's all. I don't care about the "successful family member".
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>>35523746

I don't blame others, I know that after a certain point it was up to me to try and better myself, but it ended in failure like everything else, i got sucked back into the trap, now i'm old and have no skills, no job, no money, no prospects, and nothing going for me. The thing is, these things they suggest, I already -do- them, daily, and often. It doesn't work. Walking the dog doesn't make me feel better, nothing does. I'm broken inside and nothing can fix it, and the only lifeline I have is my mom, who might be sad for awhile if I spattered my brains all over the ceiling. I don't know what to do anon. Even when I had a job way back in the day all I could think about was sucking down all the flammable floor cleaner and tossing a match down my throat.

I'm a shitty, self defeating mess that was shit on early in life and now in the present I can't do a goddamn thing about it since everything I try to do to change my situation or help myself doesn't work out. Literally hundreds of applications over the course of a decade and not a single solitary callback.

I'm not sure they understand anon. I'm not trying to be angsty when I say everything in my life is awful and painful(because my body feels like it's on fire 24/7, my head feels like my brain wants to escape through my eyes and the top of my head, my guts burn, i can't feel my legs below the knee, my fucking penis hasn't worked in 16 years or so give or take.) there is NOTHING in my future except jumping off a tall bridge or sucking off a shotgun til it gives me that hot lead ejaculate. If I had a painless suicide pill i'd eat it right now with a grin on my face.
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>>35518600
don't shove champagne bottles up your ass jesus christ man.
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>>35519115
if you want East Asian chicks I recommend the app hello talk. it's an app for language learning but you can easily meet chicks on it. it'll obviously be only effective if you're actually planning on heading to that country though unless you want a long distance relationship
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>>35524058
What kind of "East Asians" are we talking about?
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>>35510147
It actually physically hurts to smile now. Like smiling makes the edges of my lips hurt because I move my mouth so little and i'm always depressed and frowning. Anyone else get this?
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>>35524107
Maybe not actual pain, but smiling is very hard for me. It's the typical forced smile, it feels completely unnatural.
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>>35512897
Tell me about water fluoridation.
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>>35524104
Japs are by far the most common considering it's a Japanese app. Followed by Koreans and then a smattering of Chinks.
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>>35519202
>your women

I...I have women? Or even a woman?

Where is she? When can I meet her?
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>26
>shit job with shit pay
>never went to uni
>khhv
>friendless
>dress like a bum when i go outside
>horrible anxiety

unless im forced to interact like in my job, i wont go out of my way to talk or hang out with people
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Who here riddled with physical symptoms ?

I probably suffer from irritable bowel syndrome according to the doc' today.
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>turning 27 soon
>third attempt at getting a degree
>fucked it up again by crashing and burning harder than ever
>finally bite the bullet and decide to see a psychologist
>three weeks of going through the healthcare system later and I'm still waiting on a letter from the psychologist I've been assigned to

I knew this would happen since I said I didn't want to kill myself, but I'm getting there now.

For some damn reason, a girl I studied a bit with has been texting me a lot, trying to comfort me, getting me back, and feeling guilt over not catching on to it (as if I didn't do my best to pretend everything was fine). I actually wish she didn't try. I can't fix it now, and it makes me feel even worse that my situation is affecting her in this way.

Is this how normally functioning, good-hearted people are like? Do they really care that much? I knew a couple of other people who flunked out and admitted they felt horrible over it over fb, and I just brushed them off basically. I didn't want to talk to them, even though they clearly needed it. This girl actually tracked down my phone number just to try and make me feel better. But her words just make me twist up inside over knowing how callous I am, and how they are wasted on me. Over knowing how I am getting the kindness and support I could have given others if I cared. If she had flunked out and vanished one day, I wouldn't have done something like this. I'd have considered it, but instead I'd try forgetting her and her misfortune. I've always known I'm not good at connecting with people, but now I've realized that I'm not even the caring person I thought I was.
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>>35523817
OK. I just put there some of my thoughts, didn't mean to attribute them to you.
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>>35524301
I have pectus excavatum and flared ribs that you can see through my shirt. Ive been made fun of my whole life and my sternum is literally vertical. Any amount of working out makes me look like more of a freak too.
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>26 years old khv
>never held a job for longer than a month in my entire life
>neet of 3 years now
>riddled with mental illness (schizophrenia, depression, anxiety, etc) and on 4 different psych meds for it all
>no offline friends in the world, only social interaction is my D&D groups online.
>live out of my childhood bedroom, my only comfy space in the world
>literally haven't gone out during the day in more than a year, go on nightwalks regularly
>spend all my waking time playing vidya or RPG's, watching anime, reading, shitposting, or jerking off
>slowly gaining weight despite nightwalks because of shitty diet and comfort eating
>paranoia is breaking through the med barrier, starting to worry about people breaking down the door and attacking me and watching me through the internet
>sometimes unplug from all media because of paranoia and watch the world go by out my window or sleep on the floor wrapped in a blanket
>extremely fragile emotional state, take every attack on my hobbies or people like me as a personal slight that I read online in spite of never talking to people outside of my parents
>spend time coming up with elaborate and impossible plans for improving my life that could never actually work in the real world
>get into writing, start writing surrealist novels and novellas based on my own nightmares and paranoid thoughts
>dogs are my only happiness in the world, cuddle up with them in bed every day when I sleep
>so far gone the idea of dating or even talking to strangers isn't appealing to me at all

I've either settled in at rock bottom or ascended to enlightenment. One of those.
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>>35512484
Girls really do like you. Why do you think your colleagues would throw a party for you and bring single girls? Resist the temptation to act cynical. Personally, I wish I could do what you do but I am squeamish af so I did data a science instead.
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>>35524482
I want to try LSD because i read it can help with those of those things but at the same time it could make it even worse if youre not in a good state
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>>35524602
I have no way of getting illegal substances besides darknet markets and I'm not too keen on fucking it up and ending up in federal prison for a decade. Plus someone like me could potentially go insane from pot, I don't want to know how LSD would interact with my mental state and my meds.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

I still don't know how normies automatically have connections to get illegal stuff from.
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Whay vidya do my 25+ anons play?
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>>35524643
I should keep posting comfy papes whenever I post in here. They're nice.
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>>35510575
did you even go to the interview in a panda costume?
because that's how you 'panda'
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>>35510910
some people do peak later in life
I believe in you
keep going
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>>35524731
I've been playing dying light for the fourth time, tons of fun.
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>>35513535
I'm 25 and look 21 tops, so I can keep doing this. Fuck what everyone else says. Most women our age are ruined in every sense of the word.
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>>35525093
I am 26 and I ONLY like women as old as me or older. I actually prefer women in their early 30s. I'm not attracted to 18-23 year olds at all. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one in the world. I'd chew glass rather than having to spend time with an 18yo.
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>>35524731
I like CS:GO, EVE Online, and Overmeme for online play and Crusader Kings II and weeb shit for offline play.
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>>35513535
nah bro, 26 and i will still hit up those high school girls
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>>35511795
>ywn have a sweet paramedic bf to revive your broken heart
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>>35513535
Just don't break the law. That's the only thing you need to worry about. Everything else is arbitrary spooky bullshit. She's an adult, she can consent, you can do whatever you want with her. You don't need daddy's permission to date an adult.

If you're posting here it means mainstream society already hates you. So stop being insecure and do what you want.
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>>35511576
i just did the NUT
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>>35523897

>If I had a painless suicide pill i'd eat it right now with a grin on my face.

Most of us would.
It's a cliche, but try getting into a romantic relationship. With the advent of the internet, no one has an excuse, except for the disfigured people. I got into one with a lovely girl and it made me feel somewhat okay again. It didn't solve my "problems" or my desire to die, but it boosted me enough to a point where if I had wanted, I could have worked some more and fixed them. I didn't, but it's worth trying.
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>>35510598
the feels on that cap
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>>35524338

Sounds like you just want someone to tell you to pursue her and to accept her help; that there's no shame in accepting it.
I guess I can tell you that.
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>>35524482

How can schizophrenic people know they have schizophrenia? Isn't that against the very point of it?
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>>35525309
>but try getting into a romantic relationship
I'm not the anon you're talking to, but you make it sound like it's nothing. I'm probably as ugly as it gets without being disfigured, and I have no hope of getting into a romantic relationship.
I'm sure it would help (a lot, in my case), but I don't even know where to start. I'm way too socially retarded.
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>>35525360
Usually other people notice it, like friends and family members who notice you sliding into paranoia. Its also easy to tell when the auditory and visual hallucinations you're having are unnatural.

Most of what gets said about schizophrenia in hollywood and other fiction is a make believe version designed as a plot device.
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>>35525397

My psychology textbook had something about it and if I remember correctly there are two types of mental issues. One where the person is aware of it and one where they aren't and schizophrenia was in the group where they aren't.
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>>35524338
>>finally bite the bullet and decide to see a psychologist
>>three weeks of going through the healthcare system later and I'm still waiting on a letter from the psychologist I've been assigned to

iktf

>last summer
>actually feeling suicidal
>haven't talk to a human being in a week
>haven't really talked to a human being in years
>call one of these governement funded mental health clinics in my country
>they never fucking answer

I fucking hate government employees and their corrupt hiring processing so much. I bet those lazy ass motherfuckers were just sitting there laughing about something and ignoring the phone like a genuine nepotist piece of shit.

I'm glad I got over it in the end, but some help would have been really fucking appreciated.
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>>35525447
During my time in the psych ward in my early 20's every single one of the schizo's there was aware of their problems. Your psych textbook might've been outdated or you're remembering incorrectly because people with personal experience almost universally say otherwise.
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>>35525377

I've seen ugly people in relationships. You can compensate ugliness by being charming and having something to go for you.

>where to start
The internet. You have so much choice nowadays, it's ridiculous. I'm not an expert for relationships, but what you need is exposure. That's how people get into relationships in real life, by meeting other people. They do it in real life through friends, you do it online. Just get one of those OKCupid accounts or Tinder and start simple conversations. Since you're socially retarded, be honest about it. Make jokes about it and "ease" them in. People who actually desire a relationship have nothing to lose by trying.
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>>35512023

I recommend looking up theology brother.
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>>35525509
>You can compensate ugliness by being charming and having something to go for you.
Anon, I...

>start simple conversations.
I can't, on the internet it's even worse. Believe it or not I can hold a conversation (including with girls) IRL, but not online. What the hell am I supposed to talk about? It doesn't help that the girls I tried to chat with were never interested in the first place.
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>>35525570

I don't know. I wouldn't know how to do it myself currently.
The only time I managed to do it was on Omegle. I was able to be honest and tell her everything. We liked each other so much, or we were just desperate, to fly across Europe to meet each other.

Try Omegle. You can practice talking about the most random things on there, you can vent and you can just say what you feel like.
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>>35525612
>Omegle
Tried it a few times, had some decent chats about politics, but I never found a girl. The rest were all bots and I never touched that fucking thing again. And the problem is always the same: what do I say to a stranger? How do I start the conversation? Fuck, these things don't come natural to me.
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>>35523366

>female therapist

You deserved it all
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>>35519551
If I knew I wouldn't be posting here
Sorry pal for this reply
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>>35511795

Watch scrubs dude
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>>35518600
please include me in the screenshot
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>>35513499
underrated post

oregerangao
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Being a robot usually meant being a NEET, bottom of society, never had a gf, etc. When did this place turn into normieville?
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>got some Percocet from my Nana a few weeks ago
>It actually deals with my neck, back & wrist pains
>Constant pain without it
>2/3 of the bottle gone
>don't want to be an addict buying shit off the darknet

Do I really need to go to a doctor for this shit
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It's been about 10 years since i had my one and only friend.
We were both 16, he was a muslim, i was an atheist. We both enjoyed anime and gaming, he lived nearby so i visited him often. I liked to hear about his culture, his life, his preoccupations, his projects. I didn't talk much about myself, because i was empty before i met him. Just staring into my digital escape, those endless days come and go.
The only reason i ever had a friend is because he pursued me endlessly, even when i acted un-approachable because of my social anxiety.
I haven't had a eventful life, but if i die tomorrow, he'll have been the rosebud on my grave. He's more than i deserved as a non-human.
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>>35524731
Doesnt really matter since they all feel the same anyway.
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>>35528698
What happend to him? Tell me more.
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>>35528842
He just met more interesting people and had to move for studies. I ran into him a couple of times. He became an engineer last time i heard. I'm really proud of him even if we don't talk anymore.
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>>35527788
t. summerchild
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I don't want to know what awaits me after i turn 27.
More disappointments?
They say i'm in my best years, and that i should seize the moment, but that just makes me feel worse because i'm not.
This year i feel a lot less interested in talking to people. And i wish i could have that desire back, but as i grow older while still being a loser i feel more and more alienated and i just feel like i'm giving up.
I probably sound like ungrateful and 40-year old anons are going "You think i got it hard? I need pain meds to move my knees, and i scare little children."
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I work for a solar company putting panels on people's houses. I've been doing it for years, seeing people come and go. I'm pretty good at it and have no fear of heights. I can work long hours in practically any weather because it's great money and I don't give a fuck. How long can I do this? My back, ankles and knees hurt robots. What's next? I have the job, but for how long can I keep this up? Will I really be climbing on roofs at 50 carrying these things around? I'm already considered one of the older guys that aren't electricians and I'm only 25. Feels bad man.
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>>35529410
>Will I really be climbing on roofs at 50 carrying these things around?

Probably not. Solar energy is currently in a boom, and installation jobs are not long-term. I wouldn't expect to keep your job in 10-15 years.

Abuse your young body while you can and use your money to get out. You do not want to be a 40-50 year old man enduring the daily grind of manual labor.
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>go to job interview for the Public Service
>interview only lasts about 20 minutes
>notice they people interviewing me didn't take any notes of my questions/answers even though they had notebooks and pens on them


How bad did I fuck up?
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>>35531173
100% chance you're not getting it. Sorry, Anon.
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27 robot here. Switched major a lot and took little classes which is why im still in school. Found a program i want to be in but its a lottery system to get in (didnt get in last year). My dad forced to retire because of cancer and he could die anytime and i would lose any support i have because my mom is unemployed. Unlike other robots i was coddled and filled with love by family. It was me who failed them and i couldnt even tell them im sorry for being a neet for a long time. It was rough listening to our plans in case dad dies. I wish i could turn back time because everytime i wake up at dawn hoping my life was just a dream.
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>>35531288
>I wish i could turn back time because everytime i wake up at dawn hoping my life was just a dream.
fucking this. I remember i used to have nightmares about being in a situation I will never escape. I used to want to wake up and when i did i was grateful. Now I'm living in a hole that's almost too big to escape. I don't have nightmares anymore,just dreams now.
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>>35519267
>Now I'm trying to get my high school diploma
Me too
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>>35531288

You made me cry a bit, anon. I hope you get into that program you're interested in, and that nothing remains unsaid between you and your dad.

I wish the world wasn't filled with so much pain. Sometimes it feels unbearable.
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31st birthday was yesterday. Spent all of it sleeping and drinking away the birthday blues

Been NEET since 18

There's no recovering from this. Can't even get interviews anywhere any more.
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>>35510796
Good luck anon. Can't knock a robot trying to crawl out of whatever prison (s)he's stuck in.
Always keep moving.
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>>35532171
Thank you for your time reading. I put all my luck in two schools but still pretty much need the stars to align for me. Other than that rough shit for my life, I actually did a lot of self improvement (going to the gym, starting a journal and getting a job). The next part of my life is still hanging on lucky stars but for now, I'm surviving. You guys actually give me hope and prevented me from killing myself because there's a chance I can turn it around for someone here.
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>>35510147
holy fuck I play way too much Dota. I thought this thread was about reality stomping on your dreams of +25 MMR.
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I need to fucking know why all these fashion sites look like they ripped my style and designs straight from my artwork. Why do all of these music videos look like I designed them. Why are girls dressing up in my perfect vision? Why are other artists taking my vibe?

What the fuck is going on? Did I create a movement? The new age, the NEW new art? Every genre, every medium, EVERYTHING revolves around what I have done.

WHY? When I said "The Neon Demon" is Wakkawa the movie I didn't know it was actually true.

Why would you reveal this shit to me as only a small window? To fucking tease me? Torture me? To make me go insane wondering what else is going on in the real world?

That short story we read in that sci-fi lit class... the one about female revolutionaries creating a movement and losing control of it until it became something they no longer wanted... that was about me, wasn't it?

The dream I had last night about my old female friends hanging out and pampering me... there was a centipede in that dream. This was to remind me of that other short story about the aliens with many limbs that breed with their slave humans on some weird ass colony where guns were banned. I remember telling the teacher that would never EVER work. Humans hate being oppressed, slaves, and would do anything for their freedom. That at some point they would fight back even if it meant their death.

What the fuck do you want with me? What the fuck am I? Why won't you fucking tell me?
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I don't belong in this thread but do you all find it weird speaking face to face with late-teens/early-twenties people? It's something I've picked up on from a few people from work who obviously spend time on these sites.
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>>35533963
Weird how? They're just like everyone not in our generation like kids and people older than us.
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>>35534346
Call them and ask them how you did and how you can improve for your next interview.
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27. still cant get over missing out on teenage love and just letting opportunities in high school and college pass me by. Last time I really felt happy/ able to interact with people properly was age 14-15. What I wouldnt give to time travel back to 2004-2005. Able to save some money from working, and my plan this summer is to move to the city and room with my buddy from college. He is probably my best friend and one of my only friends with direction/doing something with his life. My only hope is by being around him and his social skills I can relive the feelings of those high school college years. Its a big gamble to move to the expensive city from here but I dont really have anything to lose. All I have around here are my parents. My two friends left have fucked up their lives with booze and drugs and cant travel or do anything.
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>>35510147
middleagefag here,
You all are pussies worrying about being 25, but you don't know it yet.

Wait until half you life is over then look back on how it's been. The good news is though that if you're 25 I'd say that you're at the perfect age to start over, if you haven't gone to college and you really want that degree-requiring job you may be a little set back if you want a normal life, but if you work hard you can graduate in 2.5-3 years and you'll be fine.
Also, your brain is just done making all its connections! You're only you just now!

Also this is the time to START looking for a romantic partner by the way, not the time to have one locked down, contrary to popular belief.
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>>35534935
Godspeed anon. Keep making good decisions toward your future.
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>>35517701
>everything is outside of my control
That's why your miserable. Not because this is an inherent truth, but because you've convinced yourself that you don't deserve happiness/greatness.
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>>35535071
Thanks. I don't even see them as good decisions at this point, just calculated risks.
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>>35510598
>mfw 25 and I literally don't care if I end up like this

I'm here to have a human experience for a couple of decades until I die, why the fuck should anyone care about dumb bullshit such as being successful? You're gonna die one day and all of your success will vanish with you. Maybe your success will ''live on'' through your offspring, but it's not like you'll be here to witness it, so who cares?
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>>35510147
>turning 33 this year
ha ha ha, my god, just fucking end me, dude
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>>35535137
Then work at a dollar store when you're 50. You're way to edgy tho man, you'd fit in better serving ice cream cones.
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>>35520657
>tfw younger brother is how parents wanted me to turn out
They learned how NOT to fuck him up by learning from their mistakes in raising me.

They told me I was their 'guinea pig' child when I was about 19.

I'm 32 and working a shitty pt job while my younger brother recently graduated college and is on track to get a job with the state of california.

Thanks mom, thanks dad.
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>>35535112
Just doing something about it is a good decision.
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>>35535315
I'd much rather try to live in the woods and die of exposure after a week than to do that shit.

Honestly I've been waiting for a reason to abandon society anyway so cutting my NEET bux would probably do the trick.
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i'm off the rails lads, tapering off at the end of a 2 week bender on booze, xanax and pot

my apartment is fucking trashed, i haven't slept 8 hours in god knows how long, i haven't changed my bedsheets or done laundry in a month, haven't had clean underwear or socks in a week, don't remember the last time i ate a veggie that wasn't garnishing a burger and to top it all off i am jerking off compulsively

i just want to be healthy again, eating veggies, exercising, cleaning my apartment. why is this shit so hard?
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How long have you folks been alone? Are you planning to do anything about it?

For me things got to complete shit when my mother forced me to attend a remote uni populated with middle class brats. I was clearly too poor to socialize with them (no, I can't drink 5$ coffees twice a day or go for 20$ drinks) and I should have been prioritizing other things, like getting a job or working on my health, but my mother was pushing me like crazy to get good grades.

2 years in I burned out and spend another 3 as a complete shut-in NEET loser. I literally had no friends for years, nobody to talk to, nothing to do. Just browsing the internet all day, and in fact browsing sites of decreasing quality.
Right now I'm plannig to go back to my mother because I really need some kind of support and human contact. I hope to get some kind of job and save for some basic things like clothing (all my clothes are shit), car/licence (they're expensive here) and perhaps have a bit of social life myself.
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25 y/o KHV here.I recognize there are females that are attractive but I can't help but to recognize their flaws. The only girl I think about is the one I liked in high school.

I spend my time working 6 days a week, and, as soon as my shift is over, I begin drinking, and it averages out to about 20 drinks a day, and most days I only have about 4 hours of free time. At least when I'm at work looking at the cute grills, I immediately notice all of their flaws not just in their physical appearance but their personality and lifestyle choices as well. When I'm at home, drinking until I pass out, I can't help but to imagine the one girl who had no flaws.
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>>35535477
No shame my dude, work and risk until you have what you need or are back on track

I see that Kek has blessed you, and Kek's power is rising of late, so if you embrace the chaos and randomness you can and will use it to your advantage. Kek is with you.
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>>35523514
oh my side weren't ready
how did you explain yourself?
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>>35536326
I wasn't very specific on the shitposting, only that I talk online to strangers. He thought I was hiding a drug addiction or something, because I must have been "doing something with my time".

Turns out I don't.
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thats awesome brobot
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Internet sex addict
I know I'm not ugly but can't help thinking other wise
Awful at conversing
I already know my robot friendless loser lifestyle could be changed by just putting myself out there but I just can't.
I need to be dragged and forced out of my comfort zone.

>Mom thinks it'll magically change
>Tell her that it won't buy don't say why (reasons above)
>BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE?

Don't bother with a psych because I know my problem and talking it out won't change anything and will just cost me money
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>>35535477
How's your relationship with your mother? If it's still alright try being honest with her about what you went through. I regretted I didn't come clean about shutting myself out from the world early in my life.
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>>35510147
I was born in the wrong side of the world and I'm too old to make it.

What are good jobs for Robots with no talent nor education? and should I add the fruitless years I spent in college to my resume or just omit that since I don't have a degree?
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>>35537359
Just lie and say you have your degree. No one is going to call and check.
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ITT mostly normalfaggots and failed Chads with nothing worth complaining about as expected
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>>35536400
Even more proof that shrinks are useless.
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25
>get job that requires me to interact with twenty or more people a day
>had to mentally flip on a charisma switch whenever I walked through the doors
>a few weeks into it, mental switch is no longer needed
>genuinely enjoy speaking with the people I work with


It only took 25 years, but I've found out that people aren't all that terrible
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>>35537667
This is interesting.
>mentally flip on a charisma switc
Can you be more specific? What did you do?
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>38 years old
>Live at home still with my parents
>From the ages of 0-36, my life was fine
>parents were rich, had lots of money and good jobs
>Happily supported my fucking pathetic lifestyle
>All I do really is sit around playing Vidya
>In the last 2 years both of my parents got fired
>fucking stupid normies have no savings
>I have more money saved from the allowance they give me than they do
>we have had to move into a fucking tiny shitty 1 bedrom apartment
>I sleep in the kitchen on the hard floor
>parents hate me, accuse me of making the kitchen smell like shit
>won't let me sleep on the sofa because my smell would permeate it, at least the kitchen they can cook food to remove the scent
>I had to get a job
>but never had a job
>nobody will hire me
>parents say they will be kicking me out in 6 months
>the only income I have is from robbing the other apartments here, I steal like 10, 20 dollars at a time
>masturbate into any panties I find
>last month one of the neighbors went on a 3 week holiday
>a few days in that time told my parents I was staying at a friends
>broke into the neighbors apartment and slept on the floor
>got carried away one night and tried to make a candied orange peel with an orange and sugar from their kitchen
>fucked it up and spilled sugary syrup from a hot pan on the floor
>didn't know how to clean it, tried to stomp it into the floor, didn't work, just left it
>hoped they didn't notice
>probably did
>tfw I am completely worthless
>use the internet at the library
>sleep at most 4 hours a night now because I wake up every hour to spray the floor with body spray to remove my stench
>tfw my parents failed me
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fuck all you non virg good job having normalcunts
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>>35537729
Not him but i took a retail job just to learn the same exact thing he's doing. For me, I just started adding characters to the way i talk and just got more comfortable over time. Still hate people but I realize how many people appreciate it when you wish them a good day.
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>tfw 18
> been pretending and active on these threads for years though

I don't give a FUCK about old people. I'm just here for the lols!
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>>35537817
jesus fucking christ son
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>>35510796
>trucker

are you by any chance a muslim?
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>>35537817
You are the man parents warn their children about
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>used to laugh at oldfags on here when i was 18
>now turning 21 years old in two months and haven't accomplished anything

HELP
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>>35518600

This wasn't even funny the first time, isn't there a version of this pasta that involves you shoveling your own shit out with your fingers?
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>>35531288
this hits home

I still remember when I Had to confess to my parents that I failed another course in college.
That was shortly after my father got cancer for the second time.
Even though he was dying and always in pain, his biggest fear was that I was going to be unemployed and fail in life
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>>35538840
>laughed at the people here when I was 16
>ended up becoming one of the people here
>22 in a few months
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>used to laugh at embyo fags when I was still zygote
>now I'm 2 days old in a few hours.
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>>35523663
Empathy isn't something humans really have, they don't understand what uts like to have a different worldview than they do. Normies, due to human psychology, will never be able to understand robotdom. Also psychiatrists just do it for the money, they are all basic women who spout the same boring rethoric
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Who /latebloomer/ here?

>2012
>drinking problem
>finish college with a 2.7 GPA
>no gf

>2017
>just got accepted into a top ten grad program in my field
>not fat anymore
>don't drink heavily anymore
>no gf
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27 here. Currently holding a mug of hot water against my lip to stop a cold sore before it starts blistering and shit
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>>35510598
No, were going to make it
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>>35513118
>hardship
>awesome
I bet you are jealous of starving african children too.
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>>35520070
so get a proper education you shitstain
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>>35519267
get on bux dude. thats how im alive, im the same age/kv status as you and i havent spoke to my parents in like 2 years, they hate me deeply

i dont know how to make it but i guess im trying. im currently on a vegan diet and doing no fap, maybe itll help. i read a lot of shit about it and aparently it helps a lot of people, so maybe itll help me

i lost weight on it already but thats about it, no magic super powers or anything like that, but of course ill continue to try until i cannot bear it any longer. i did like one run of 15+ days and i guess i felt better? my guts tell me my body is fixing itself but dear LORD is there a lot of fixing to do

and i cant bear a lot of shit, including work. i just break down mentally at work, thank god i h have neetbux, if not for bux id legitimate be homeless living in abandoned buildings and jumping in and out of homeless shelters like i did when i was younger
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>>35520605
>We're already in mid march, and I remember nev year's eve like it was 10 minutes
Iktf. It also doesn't seem to be that long since I graduated from school even though it was many years ago. I guess it is because of the stagnant routine but that is more or less true for everyone (though others also have sex occasionally but they don't seem to be too happy either).
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Today I was rejected for a job I wanted where I worked in trial last week. I feel so much energy, all those fears were for fucking nothing. I already rewrote my application and reworked my approach.
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>>35512007
>F you

Just spell it out, you fucking faggot
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>>35510999
>tfw 28
>only a precious 700 days until wizardhood
>still only alive because parents love me too much to let me go

it wasn't supposed to be this way
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>>35511795
>waaaah women throw themselves at me constantly
>waaaaah my coworkers liked me enough to make a party and continued to throw women at me

your life sounds like a real struggle
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>>35542801
>tfw parents love you so much
>tfw you get more bitter by the day because your life gets shittier with time
>start treating your close ones badly because of your insecurities
>you love your parents so much but you can't show it because you're such a shitty human being
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>>35524482
We're going after you man and you know it, don't think you can hide forever. Your dogs will come with you, don't worry.
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>>35541416
>Just spell it out, you fucking faggot
For you
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>plumber comes to the house
There's are part of me that wants to ask him if he wants to hang out and a part of me that wants to yell at him til he leaves.
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25 years old reporting in.
I'm halfway through my education as a composer, and my dad has just decided to cut my funds, which is critical since I thought that he would have paid for my expenses well into my 30s (my parents are loaded).

Now, education is expensive, rent is even more expensive and even if I manage to finish it working as a composer is basically a joke.
I'll be honest with you guys, I'm not made for struggle. I may work shitty 9to5 jobs and night part-time but you know what? I'd rather not live at all.
I'm dead serious. Between a lifetime of menial jobs and death I prefer the latter.

How should I do it? I'm not concerned about pain, but I really donmt want to fail this too. I was thinking about tying to heavy rocks to my lef and walk into a river (a big one, with heavy currents). There will be 2-3 minutes of pure agony, but after that who cares?

Any thought?
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>>35543013
Just get high every day while working your shit job until you become a composer. You don't get something for nothing.
One day you'll be doing something you love (I surmise), and that's living the dream.
Or just shoot yourself or car-in-a-garage it.
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>>35543013
Go for it, but if i was you i'll jump of something high into the ground, you'll have fear just for some seconds before impact.
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>>35543109
There's a rumor that your brain and stem are largely uninjured, so the pain is excruciating and lasts a while. Not sure how true that is.
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>>35543184
Well, if this is true i'll say that you have to run in front of a train, if you're in an area where it goes at high speed and you throw yourself at it with your head first im sure you wont feel anything. (Because they'll search for the pieces of your brain everywhere)
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>>35510147
Latebloomer here. There's no such thing as too late.

>28 years old, Masters
>worked numerous part time and overall being a NEET after graduating 4 years ago
>absolute shitty bachelors gpa, unable to get jobs in my field and masters made me overqualified for entry level positions
>finally got my first real job 6 months ago after 5 years of stumbling, depression, and feeling utterly useless as a human being

I'm now a risk consultant for a mid tier firm and people my age are all senior-supervisor level while I'm still a filthy junior mingling with 22 year olds.

The feeling of being inferior is real, but my NEET days taught me one wonderful lesson, that pride is useless and I literally have nothing to lose now.

Also, parents played a big figure for my emotional support, can't ever thank them enough
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>>35511795

You post this humble-brag every thread. You are an obnoxious and terrible person, not even counting the constant bragging.
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>>35524643
Onions buy bitcoins if youre psychotic regularly I don't recommend it but it changes your perspective on a lot of things the great trick is to bring back what you learned if your intent is to learn about yourself
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>>35543731
>Latebloomer here. There's no such thing as too late.
Alright, so what should I do at 38? No degree, no job, no money, no friends, no family, nothing.
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>>35529410
i'm 31 and was unironically thinking of doing something like this. how's the pay? do you have to be in shape? does it lead to other positions within the company?

since this is a late response, if anyone else wants to chime in that's in the solar industry please do
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