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My little sister wants to be a nun. She's already going through the initial process even though she's like 13.

>>35569342
Make sure to tell her you support her decision, and help her whenever possible

>>35569342
Purest of sisters. Take her virginity before she's a nun.

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>>35569210
I've never had a drop of alcohol and I'm still majorly depressed.
Now what?

>>35569210
I don't think depressant drugs are what you think they are

>>35569210
Stopping drinking helped my mood a lot. It was tough going but just clench your teeth and tough it out.

http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
There you go.

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here's my results. bretty interesting stuff. A little more accurate than mbti

how long has this been a thing? If it's better why does everyone push mbti?

you know at this point you should just type something basic as fuck like hi because if she responds she likes you more then the usual tinder match

>>35569171
"heyaa :333"

that is the alpha line

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We make sex now?

>>35569151
Just get a gf already it's not a big deal all the robots are doing it

>>35569151
I havent talked to anyone (besides shiity walmart cashier small talk) in over a year.

I'm with you, brother. Fuck normies, fuck roasties, everyday is hell for me

You're quirky and random haha

You're probably decently attractive and/or are talking about average/below average looking girls

>>35569070
Being serious is a trap too many fall down. Girls don't generally like someone who takes himself too seriously, they enjoy someone who's fun to be around and who they can laugh with. The keyword here is that you're carefree - you might not be perfect, but if you're at least confident and comfortable with who you are, you'll be fine.

>>35568927
>but how are proper immigrants (that is, people who legally emigrated to the U.S.)

That argument is used against illegal immigrants, dumb ass

>>35568951
>That argument is used against illegal immigrants, dumb ass

No it's not. There's a strong anti-immigration sentiment among Americans. It seems many people want the U.S. to have entirely closed off borders.

>>35568951
>That argument is used against illegal immigrants

But people are complaining about legal immigrants (or possibly people with work visas) taking over factory jobs and jobs in rural communities, and being paid lower wages to boot. I don't understand how U.S. law would permit this.

Are these types of political views simply based on non-factual interpretations of economic policies in the U.S.? If that's the case, then it seems unfortunate that so many Americans would go to the voting polls with these kinds of views in mind. And President Trump certainly likes to cater to this audience.

>>35568919
Mandatory self bumperino

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Lost virginity to someone that I really cared about, and then they tell me they're in love with someone else two days later

>>35568963
That's garbage, how long have you guys been together?

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>>35568917
My job might actually be the thing keeping me alive, to be honest.
11 Years ago at this point, I went insane. This lasted a few years, and when I sorta became ''me'' again, I'd lost my friends, my face, the love of my family, my teenage years. I'm not gonna drone on about it. But by my hands I managed to turn the years I looked forward so so much in an almost literal hell for me, but even worse, for others.
But one thing I always imagined as a kid was working in a factory being a man taking care of stuff. Being a real working Joe. I looked up to my future self, in a way.
Now in this timeline that man will never be... But when I'm working my job, getting me hands dirty, getting a pad on the back by my boss after a big task completed, ending my shift and closing my locker.
I'm playing pretend. I'm pretending to be the man I've always looked up to. And sometimes I can close my eyes, and believe it's real for maybe just one second. But that second, is why I love it.

>>35569289
Would you like to maintain that until retirement or now that you're in it would you like to move up, be in your bosses position one day.

>>35569572
I'd like to move on up more within my department, but no, never get the boss' job. I'm great where I'm at, thanks.
I hope the thread will light up soon.

Me. I demand a qt indian gf. Oreganoli

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>tfw first gf inhigh school was a curry
>tfw 2nd gf freshmen year uni was curry
>tfw I now only get turned on by curries
>tfw I have never had sex with a white women
>tfw I now have a curry fetish
>tfw I started to convince myself that north indian curries are aryan
>tfw I started celebrating holi and other curry holidays
>tfw I have become the curry

>>35569296
>holi
Pretty cool. If you wear white clothes curry qts will rub your body with paint

>>35568743
Me toooo
If you live in europe wanna run away together and live (die) on the Streets

>>35568743
play video games and make friends

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>>35568743
>All I do is wake up, get on my phone and spend all day refreshing 4chan and facebook

normalfaggot

>>35568721
Because it's a lie. It makes you feel good about yourself by letting you take credit for other people's accomplishments (muh heritage) while giving you an endless number of windmills to tilt at to give your empty life some feeling of purpose.

It won't help you, it'll only make you harder to help.

>>35568721
There's nothing wrong with white nationalism.

The problem comes when nationalists do shitty things to people they think are lesser

>>35568721
white nationalism is built on the idea that because white people are on average better at the majority of things that all white people are better than others when averages are a really shitty way to categorize people

the only thing white nationalism is good for is pretending that you are better than other people for no real reason and putting others down based on aspects of themselves they can't control

so if you are autistic enough go for it and live in your echo chamber of fellow mongoloids

>>35568706
Except for the driving part I know this feel OP, my female class mates talk down to me like I am retarded

did you make it as a normie otherwise though, OP (stable job, no dependence on parents in your late 20s, etc)?

>>35568706
Where'd you go to school, OP? I went to Evergreen in Olympia, WA and all I did was walk around the woods.

>tfw did not meet OP on a mutual woods walk and become instant friends

I have no desire to eat, but the feeling of hunger is still there. Fortunately it's easy to ignore it.

I was also surprised at how weak my body was, because I started feeling dizzy only after not eating for a day (with malnutrition the months before though). I wouldn't mind dying right there on the spot, but unfortunately you can't die like that.

i actually lost weight because of this disdain for the mundane

My doctor said I was a 10 on the depression scale and now after going on antidepressants I'm a 3. Part of that was appetite and it's been a lot better recently. I used to get fatigued because I didn't eat enough.

What are you doing right now bitch?

>>35568678
Debating, something most woman can't into.

>>35568695
You can't even into PTP.