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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TtDeDiHcE

First of all, I apologize for the Vocaloid cancer. But I've gotta say, this is by far the most relatable song that I've ever heard. Anyone else feel this way about it? Also, general relatable music thread.
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>>35577028
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYto1Vhkixg
I prefer this song desu desu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrldXNpoaac

this is now a vocaloid thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn7aQYyKsQM

>Hatsune Miku will never make a promise to stay by your side forever

Why live?

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Simone Biles on a scale of 1-10? Is she hotter than other black females?
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>>35577026
8 or 9, she's adorable
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>>35577026
shes gorgeous and has superior genetix, enhanced by super drugs. Literal robot.
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>>35577026
<3 Simone

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>want new gaming PC
>google prices
>fugg.jpg
>google US prices

THATS FUCKING IT, DEFEND YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS, DIDNT CARE ABOUT IT EITHER WAY UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35577005
>he doesn't have mums cc number on a peice of paper taped to the underside of the desk
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>>35577043
>implying I live with mummy
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>>35577076
Normie, chad, reeeee, etc

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>tfw you are going to grow old and die
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>>35576914
>tfw already feel old and want to die
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I don't know about the first part but the second part definitely.
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>>35576914
Not if I kill myself while I'm young.

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It's my last year and some people keep asking if I'm going, and are acting like not going would be devastating.

Why do normies do this?

There's 0% chance I'm going, but have any of you ever went?
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>>35576905
I'm a normie for full disclosure, but I went to my senior prom with a few friends. It was fucking pointless, everybody dances badly to shitty pop music for three hours and sweats through their nice clothes. I don't think about the experience at all, and I wouldn't have missed out on anything if I didn't go. If you don't like your class, you're not going to like prom.
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>>35576905
Nobody remembers high school prom a month after it happens. Take your girlfriend on a nice date.
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>>35577154
What makes you think I'd have a girlfriend? Kek what has this place turned into
>>35577123
I hate everyone in my class minus maybe three friends and a handful of acquaintances. The people who keep asking are people I wouldn't even consider friends.

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I hate all roasties.
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>>35576878
Everyone who doesn't let me fuck them is the worst.
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>tfw can't look at a female face anymore without feeling the urge to beat it to a pulp
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Why are women histrionic and pathological liars?

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How do I stop being a pussy and start self harming? I want to get the apparent release, but I don't have the guts.

I also want to start it so it'll be easier for me to kill myself in the future.
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>>35576865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9RrPyBMMcM
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>>35576865
Run really far as hard as you can
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>>35577001
I'm talking about cutting, you fucking beta. Or something that actually hurts, anyway

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>I'm homeless but it doesn't matter bro, women like me for my confidence

how would you respond?
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nice. how do you pull the poosy
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He wouldn't be homeless, some femanon would let him crash at her pad and smack her around.
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>No they like you because you are good looking
I guess. He'd probably stab me with his hobo knife for it though.

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>want to suck dick really bad
>realize that most gay/bi men probably have fucked up STDs or AIDS
Is it true?
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>>35576720
Probably, it's also easier to get aids/stds if you're receiving too.
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>>35576720
Are those self-harm scars?
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>>35576743

I think they're stretch marks.

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>start new job
>shortly after an 8/10 starts working at the same place
>give her my number
>she seems down, texts me and I ask her out
>she had something already scheduled or something
>okay
>stop talking to her for a few weeks
>start talking to her again this week
>she asks me out
>ohmygod.quagmire

>go pick up a quarter because she smokes, buy a bowl and everything (all from the opposite side of the city because I recently moved to my current place and I don't meet anyone who sells)
>drive 77 miles to her town a little past my own
>she's not texting me an address, tell her I'm getting closer and ask for it again
>no response

>wait half an hour at a gas station in a tiny town I don't know.
>she texts back after 3 calls and 3 texts (not back to back but still kinda spamming)
>pic related

Call again after fifteen minutes and she has her phone off or has blocked me. it's been half an hour now.
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Do I leave? I can't wait here forever. Pretty upset this is happening. I'm not ugly and I played it all right, most of you would call me a normie.
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>>35576706
Why must I be fucked with
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>>35576706
Man fuck that roastie.
Go home and get stoned.
DUBS NAMES YOUR NEW PIECE
>INB4 ODYSSEUS

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does any fembot want a clingy cuteish bf?
ill love you 4ever and im too shy to leave you and meet anyone else
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what a terrible thread you fucking faggot
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>>35576738
lol thanks for the free bump nerd
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>>35576671
Sure. Contact?

orig

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Should I text this girl?
I basically started ignoring her for the past 2-3 weeks cause shes pretty fucking weird. You know the girls who dye their hair, try to act poetic, and wear the small black chokers and everything?
She's cute irl, but she says cringe-worthy shit over text.
Anyway, would I just let it go at this point? I've been ignoring her for a while, so it might be hard to explain why without telling her she's fucking weird.
>pic kind of related; not her but similar
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Don't explain shit..if she asks why just deny it or say you were busy with other stuff.
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>>35576712
I've seen her on campus twice, but made eye-contact just 2 days ago... could i work that in?
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What's the weirdest/cringiest text you got from her?

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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!

Oooga booga if if if uhhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if

Okie doke!
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>>35576666
>obama post
>6666

hmmm what kek mean by dis
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WE WUZ SOME NIGGER PRESIDAANT
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>>35576666
This might be the worst get I've ever seen on here.

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I invited a girl to my apartment last night and she had to poo, which was not a big deal. However, 5 minutes after she went into the washroom, I heard her ask me for some toilet paper and I suddenly realized I was completely out. I looked all over and didn't have any paper towels either. I suggested that she just climb into the bathtub and just wash her ass out with soap and water and dry it with my bath towel. I heard a "Really?..." and then 15 seconds of silence before hearing the bathtub faucet turn on.

After she came out, she said she just remembered she had somewhere to be and left promptly.

I texted her 3 times today, but after her first reply saying she was busy at the moment, she hasn't responded. Do I have a chance in hell of salvaging this? Pic related from her fb.
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You fucking idiot. You've got to be kidding me. If this is fiction, you're a genius.
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Ye, give it a week...


and buy some fucking toilet paper
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ahahahahahahahahaha

ahhahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahaha
ha
ha

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BONGO BONGO BONGO
I DON'T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BINGO BANGLE BUNGLE
I'M SO HAPPY IN THE JUNGLE
I REFUSE TO GOOOOOOO
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>>35576621
>making up words when you can't think of real words that rhyme

I do like your poem though op, gj

do you have any more?
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>>35576716
Rip van winkle
I sprinkle when I tinkle
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>>35576716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvuidVdYN4

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