>want to suck dick really bad >realize that most gay/bi

>>35576720
Probably, it's also easier to get aids/stds if you're receiving too.

>>35576720
Are those self-harm scars?

>>35576743

I think they're stretch marks.

>>35576720
Why not sniff his butt instead?

>>35576765
Definitely stretch marks. I have those too.

>>35576720
Have you heard of condoms?
I took alot of risks during youth, not proud of it, bu I came unharmed. Not saying you should take chances, but being paranoid never happened anyone. Either go have gay sex or stay in shut and bitter. Your choice

>>35576720
yes.

Gays are degenerate and have fucked thousands of men barebacked

Common Filth is right

poo comes out of butts so u have to be careful, stay safe

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I think a gay thread would be appropriate.
Should I shave? Personally I love my beard but people say it's ugly. In my humble opinion I'm ugly regardless, and I'm not necessarily trying to be attractive. I've reached that phase in life where I'll just say fuck it and accept the hand I've been given. I'm also practically bald by now

>>35576720
No, it isn't true. There's a higher rate of HIV among men who have sex with men, but still, most of them are clean.

>>35577492
>>35576740
This thread is a homophobia-free zone. Please refrain from further posting.

>>35577481
We want to suck on actual dick, not on a piece of plastic

>>35577554
Matt? I didn't know you were a robot... or gay

>>35577554
Wait a minute? Matt isn't it? I had no idea you were gay? Do your parents know?

>>35577581
If you are fucking and sucking random guys, you are taking poz loads, whether you like it or not

>>35577582
I am aidsophobic, its rational to hate gays for spreading HIV

>>35577583
Well it's harder to get hiv from blowjobs, but you will never be 100% safe. You should try getting to know a guy for a while before having sex, so you can be less unsure that he's positive.

>>35577554
Holy shit, Matt!? Who knew you were a cum guzzling faggot

>>35576720
Find a awkward/loyal/inexperienced guy and demand a new test just for you and see results before doing anything?

>>35576720
I am a virgin and if I find a qt virgin robot bf too then there's no possible way either of us could have some std

All I have to do is find a robot bf

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>>35576720
>wanting to suck a dick that's probably been buried in hundreds of other dudes rank shitholes

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>>35577668
>>35577630
>>35577602
The fuck is this matt bullshit? My name is Dimitri and I'm Brazilian. But yes, I'm a cum swallowing faggot.
I'd like opinions on the beard, though.

>>35577684
That won't happen. Robots are alone because they consistently do absolutely nothing that could result in them meeting someone, and even actively sabotage themselves when someone is interested.

>>35576720
>>realize that most people probably have fucked up STDs or AIDS
FTFY

>>35577554
>>35577733
If you want to stay straight keep the beard
I think most gays would prefer your shaven

I think you'll look fine either way, do what you want to with it

>>35576743

most people have stretch marks on their inner thighs from all that walking and shit normal human people do.

>>35577768
>stay straight
What does that mean? I'm gay...
I thought gays liked beards but I guess it's not that different from straight people. They only like it when you're handsome

>>35577733
Can you post a better picture, Matt? Straight on, angled from slightly above your eyeline desu.

I think the beard looks ok, but I want to get a better view of your entire face/head to make an assessment.

Also are you a top or a bottom or a vers?

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>>35577954
If I take a normal picture you will see I'm ugly and then all your further replies will be induced to judge my appearance rather than my beard alone.
I'm a bottom. Capital B bottom. I do have a big dick, though.

>>35578032
You're really not ugly, and I promise no bully.

I think your beard looks good, especially when it's groomed/combed. I think you should grow your hair out longer though.

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>>35576720
no std here :)

>think about how hot sucking a dick at a gloryhole would be
>but whoever puts their dick in a gloryhole is probably std ridden, and the same goes for the literal sucker
truly a terrible paradox

>>35578255
Orgasm in my intestines, please!

>>35578255
I'd suck your dick, there's never any robots around here though

>>35577554
You're rocking the bear look.

>>35578255
God, I wish you faggots were into us trannies. That would make things so much easier. That dick looks delicious

>>35578847
>I wish you faggots were into us trannies
Are you really sexless, or are you trying to get a boyfriend? I would assume dating apps would get you a dick really quickly

>>35578847
No one is actually into trannies. It's just a fetish, you fucking freak.

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>>35578470
>>35578566
>>35578847
well damn wasn't expecting that response

>>35579174
how big is that? 8 inches?

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>>35579223
21.5 cm so yeah a little over 8

>>35578847
I'm into trannies...
Lets see that butt

>>35579322
You're cancer incarnate. Make a tumblr and get a porn feed going, stop derailing threads here by encouraging camwhoring.

>>35579322
Yeah, I don't want to derail this thread! But I'm glad some of you are. I've tried dating apps but I don't like disclosing I'm trans in my profile since I pass well enough in real life, I don't want to risk coming across someone I know... And then I end up matching with guys who are into me until I tell them I'm trans

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>>35579359
How am I thread derailing?
Pretty sure trannies have dicks to suck to

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>>35579547
nice legs would fuck