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I invited a girl to my apartment last night and she had to poo, which was not a big deal. However, 5 minutes after she went into the washroom, I heard her ask me for some toilet paper and I suddenly realized I was completely out. I looked all over and didn't have any paper towels either. I suggested that she just climb into the bathtub and just wash her ass out with soap and water and dry it with my bath towel. I heard a "Really?..." and then 15 seconds of silence before hearing the bathtub faucet turn on.
After she came out, she said she just remembered she had somewhere to be and left promptly.
I texted her 3 times today, but after her first reply saying she was busy at the moment, she hasn't responded. Do I have a chance in hell of salvaging this? Pic related from her fb.
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You fucking idiot. You've got to be kidding me. If this is fiction, you're a genius.
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Ye, give it a week...
and buy some fucking toilet paper
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ahahahahahahahahaha
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well, at least you can masturbate with the poo debris she left in the tub
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You better have rubbed that towel all over your face afterwards or this whole event was a total loss
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>>35576662
i remember this pasta
nice try tho OP
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>>35576662
Kek, GG OP, thanks for the laugh. You done messed up, boi.
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>>35576662
Thats a man
I'm sure he took a fat dump
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Roasties BTFO you should have told her there's a garden hose in the backyard for Maximus Kekels y Shekels my dudeguy
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>>35576662
YOU FUCKING MORON!
She obviously wanted you to lick her ass clean!
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Haven't browsed this board for months. Come on tonight and this is the first thread I see. GG /r9k/. You have no equal for autism.
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