does any fembot want a clingy cuteish bf? ill love you 4ever

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what a terrible thread you fucking faggot

>>35576738
lol thanks for the free bump nerd

>>35576671
Sure. Contact?

orig

>>35577235
[email protected]

>>35576671
I hate having a clingy bf. He acts like I'm his whole world, like a dog. Doesn't have his own shit to do so can't leave me alone to do mine. If all he did was play video games, or even watch anime, that would be an improvement. But he just waits for his free time to end instead of spending it. He'll sit in his car 16 hours instead of driving less than an hour each way to get home.

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>>35577434
that sounds like a very specific kind of person that has no hobbies or anything
its not like you have to spend 100% of your time together

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Describe your clinginess, OP. There's different types.

>>35577303
where do you live? I could be interested

>>35576671
A-are you... orb?

>>35577434
>He'll sit in his car 16 hours instead of driving less than an hour each way to get home.

Would you be willing to share this bf? If we split all that focus you'd feel less pressure

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>>35577729
a little bit like >>35577434 but not so extreme i have my own stuff i like to do but i just want someone i could spend lots of time with doing what ever
>>35577775
im in the north east US
>>35577784
what?

>>35577434
Lol Hunter is that u

>>35577838
boo there's nothing good in the north east

cept you I guess

>>35576671
Any fembots in the northeast with nice legs wanna be creepy with me?

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>>35577893
>cept you I guess
y-you too!

>>35576671
how old r u
onigiri

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>>35577838
>>35576671
>Make post claiming to be clingy
>Everyone thinks you're going to cling onto them
That's not how it works. That's not how it works at all.

Clinginess is something that develops when you like someone, it's not something you can just say about yourself because you might not "click" and you'll end up not being clingy and hurting the other parties feelings.

t. happen too many times

Do girls universally hate guys who are "clingy"? I just want to know how you're doing and what's on your mind but they always seem to find it creepy

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>>35577965
im 24
this mute thing is aids sometimes

>>35576671
Does any fembot or malebot want a clingy fat and ugly bf

i'll love you 4evr as long as you dont cheat or ignore me and im too bitter to leave or meet anyone else.

was gonna make a thread but fuck it may as well piggyback off this one

i'm an 18 year old guy
i'm told i'm really cute
i'm depressed as shit
i'd like to talk to a femanon

i'll post contact or pics or whatever; not even gonna be assed to make a throwaway cuz fuck who am i kidding what do i have going for me to even lose
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>>35578052
>or malebot
Whats it like being prison gay?

>>35578087
do you have discord, a-anon?

>>35578092
>prison gay

I prefer men, anon. Im almost fullblown homo

Most gay men are absolute trash-tier and even sluttier than stacies.

>>35578141
So why ask for a gf then?

>>35578112
ye

zephyr#0392

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>>35576671
Are you forgiving or a grudge holder? I have BPD and need to be forgiven often because I'm an asshole.

>>35578165
Because I'm prison-straight, anon.
Men are more attractive and more my type, but I have a fuckton of baggage and unresolved trauma with men.

However I'd take whatever I could get right now.

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>>35578176
you would have to try pretty hard to upset me

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>>35577893
if im not near you would you be willing to try a long distance thing?

>>35578176
As long as you dont cheat on me i can forgive anything in a matter of seconds pls respond

>>35578347
dont you dare try to steal my new gf

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>>35576671
Girls absolutely HATE clingy guys, guys who make you their world, guys who put you on a pedestal. Collecting orbiters who do just that is a fun activity for many females.

Females are hardwired to be attracted to alpha male Chads who are at the top of some hierarchy or social group (the more visible and influential, the better), guys who are always on the prowl for resources (including money and bitches), guys with wide and varied social groups who gain recognition or attention for an activity of some sport (such as other men acknowledging them and working together in a sports team competing against others, popular and trendy musicians who can hold a large audience's attention at a live show, political and business leaders who can often talk and manage their way into wealth, etc).

Everyone judges. Men judge other men, and females also judge men in large part by what men judge other men by. So when dudebros slam each other by saying "you're a loser because you get no pussy," females pick up on this and also use this as a benchmark to judge by. See this JK Rowling tweet.

Guys want to fuck as many girls as possible, but girls want to fuck the best guy possible. You see this in history with Ottoman harems, Arabs being able to have 4 wives (betas get none), fundamentalist Mormon polygamy, and contemporary Tinder hypergamy. Females are perfectly fine rotating Chad but would never let a beta touch them.

Stop being clingy and start building your potential bitch backlog, it opens up new doors anyways.

>>35578531
>i know what every girl wants but here i am posting on /r9k/
yeah sure ok buddy

>>35578176
you should m-maybe message me >>35577303

>>35578176
Tell us a bit more about yourself, I'm interested

hello i am lonely some one be my gf

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