>I'm homeless but it doesn't matter bro, women like

nice. how do you pull the poosy

He wouldn't be homeless, some femanon would let him crash at her pad and smack her around.

>No they like you because you are good looking
I guess. He'd probably stab me with his hobo knife for it though.

>>35576848
To be fair I did this for a bit in California.
I moved to the states from Scotland to live with a girl I met online.
Ended up not liking her, left, bummed around a bit at dive bars, met girls who I'd stay with and fuck for a bit, met some lads I'd drink and go to bars with who let me crash on their couch.

Ironically the middle class college kids were my biggest vics.
>go to college bar
>scam chicks into buying me drinks
>go to theirs
>steal their shit on the way out.

Thanks Chad ^____^ I'll do my best to be kawnfident