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>mom found the jizz rocket
What do i do robots?
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>>35676861
What's a jizz rocket?
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>>35677113
The name of my new band.
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>>35677113
Have you ever taken a water bottle that still had a little water left in it and filled it with compressed air with a bike pump to the point where it shot through the air spraying every bystander in a fifteen foot radius with liquid?
Replace the water with jizz.
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Do you have eternal life in Christ?
Have you been redeemed from the evil of the world?
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Christianity is a cuck religion!
Join Islam! https://youtu.be/GIOZw2l2vj0?t=58m21s
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>>35676854
I treat others the way I would like to be treated
I treat others the way they treat me
Forgive me Jesus for I'm a sinner
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>>35677200
Do you read Rumiyah?
it's no different than browsing /pol/
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I want two beef patties, special sauce, onions,
Lettuce, on a sesame seed bun... on a a sesame seed bun, you big dummy!
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>unironically eating mcdonalds
Shit burgers
Shit chicken
Literally nothing redeeming
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I want two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onion, on a sesame seed bun.
Say that under 3 seconds at the register and you get a free one.
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>>35676738
>get hungry
>go to mcdonald's on the way to work
>get 2 mcdoubles and a tapwater
>spend 2 minutes and $2.50 on an entire meal
>nothing redeeming
What is the robot's OS of choice?
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osh kosh bitch
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I'm using windows 7. I used to dual boot but I got tired of that shit and I never used anything but windwos.
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>>35676711
I use windows 10 because I upgraded for free from a cracked copy of 7. prior to that I was using win xp until sometime last year
>have 6 inch dick
>girl says I'm big
Why do they have to bullshit me? I already know my dick is tiny!
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>>35676519
6 inches isn't that bad you self loathing dumbass.
I ride a 6er every damn night and I love it so shuttup
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>>35676519
That's not tiny
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>>35676585
is 7.5x5 pencil dick?
tell me pls
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>9 year old sister went into the shower a while ago
>Dad just went in the shower now
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>>35676489
>being this jealous of your little sister
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Investigate.
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>>35676489
>he only has one shower in his house
everyone laugh at the poorfag
Do not try to escape the friend zone, that's impossible,
Instead, only try to realize the truth,
There is no friend zone,
Then you will see it's not the friend zone you escape, it is only yourself.
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thats why you gotta throw dick from the beginning
so she either says no or yes and you build the relationship from there
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>>35676676
Cris normie, tell me more about your mad game
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literally what? is this one of the indigo child voo doo lala fake deep bullshit?
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>For the past 5 years I've had a small group of friends from high school
>These are essentially the only people I ever interact with
>We play vidya together, mostly online but every once and a while we have a LAN party
>A week ago they all told me that they would be gone for about a week, each for various reasons
>Feel lonely for about a week
>Earlier today I found out that they all went to Las Vegas without me and had lied about what they were going to be doing that week
J U S T
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>>35676476
Drop all contact with them. If they'd do that they're not your friends.
Seriously, do NOT respond to any of their attempts to contact you, shun them. It's now clear they don't want to hang out with you, so don't make any attempts to hang out with them.
It sucks but that is your best option right now.
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I had the exact same thing back in high school. For some reason all of them chose to stop talking to me and ignore me until I had no friends left.
ever since then, I've stopped talking with other people, and have not made any friends.
people are selfish assholes and will always ditch that one person in the group just to make themselves all feel good.
It fucking sucks.
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>>35676476
Had group of friends freshman year, played Vidya together and shared political memes. They were always way more degrading to me than anyone else in the group. Finally got fed up with it over the summer and dropped ties. An unrelated note is that they browse (Ed ) /pol/. Found new group of friends, haven't been nearly as active in anything, partly because console vs. PC, partly because don't relate as well
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I don't believe in Chang. Tyrone and Chad 100% exist IRL, but all the Asian Guys that look like Chang can only be a high-tier beta. For example, Hiroshi Tanahashi is athletic, cool and gets laid but deep in his heart, he just likes to watch Kamen Rider. You can't fully erase the beta otaku within him.
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>>35676449
This is the delusion of the basement dweller. If you would ever go out to where there's a high population of Asians in the real world, you'd see plenty of Asian male "alphas". With really good-looking White girlfriends, to boot.
Get outside once in a while, dude. The internet lies to you, but no place more than /r9k/. This cesspit is 100% delusion. It's not healthy here, man.
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>>35676887
>With really good-looking White girlfriends, to boot
Is this supposed to be an achievement?
How to get a white girlfriend:
>Have money
>Be fit
>Be tall
Congratulations, you now have a white girlfriend
To upgrade to hot white girlfriend just add hot face and more money and you're set
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>>35676980
You must be new here. Really new.
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If you do any of the following things, you are cancer to this board:
>Respond to or bait with "femanon" threads
>Post anime pics or anything about anime
>Post some boring generic quip about how you hate Stacies/Chads or are lonely/a virgin
>Post about or reply to any threads about tripfags or fake r9k celebrities (ex. Eggman, that pale girl who's name I'm forgetting
>Post any general b8 or low effort spam
Please leave this place ASAP of any of this is you. Never, ever come back.
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Why do people complain about anime on 4chan of all things? I don't even like anime but it's a bit like walking into a college campus and getting mad because of all the young people.
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>>35676380
reddit newfags. I'm a 2014 newfag but I have some knowledge of the site's history and so don't autistically screech about anime like OP
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>>35676380
>>35676494
Weebs confirmed
Let me reiterate. Talking about anime is fine. Spamming anime pictures and forcing anime memes is garbage.
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Whats your reaction to this image?
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what in the god damn shit fuck
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>>35676322
whys there no mustard in the Condomburger
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This is why aays don't visit us.
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I just found that my sister (18yo) has been going out a 41 year old guy for 7 months.
Our dad is 40, so the motherfucker is literally older than her dad
When I confronted her she begged me not to tell our parents but I'm very pissed off about this
Can I anonymously report this guy since when they started going out she was technically a minor?
What the fuck should I do?
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Too late, if she's 18 now, then it doesn't matter. But I suggest to not tell your parents since she is an adult now. it's her life now, not yours.
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Just let it go anon. Let it all go. It doesn't really matter in the end does it? If she wants to date him she will and there's nothing to be done about it.
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you can't do anything because your sister is a whore
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Do normies like intelligence?
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I'm kind of out of the loop and the last time I somewhat socialized was at a top uni where intelligence was respected, but Idk about normies in general. Back in high school people seemed to be impressed, surprised, or once even jealous by above average knowledge of anything other than top 40 music and sports.
So do normies in general like intelligence? It seems like pseudo-intellectualism is becoming popular as "nerd culture" went mainstream and as people matured, but maybe that's just my take. Kendrick Lamar and JCole seem to be going for "woke" rather than "Money, hoes, cars, and clothes" and there are plenty of people trying to show of their intelligence on social media (Or at least fake it).
So what do you guys think? Do normies like intelligence? Is it just some groups of people like the indie/hipster scene or whatever it's called? Are there certain subjects that are acceptable while others are not (Politics/History/Philosophy/Pop science vs. autistic stuff)?
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>guize look at me im so smart lol
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>>35676281
If you are smart you won't be as much of a social outcast as if you weren't smart.
So yeah it's a pro i guess.
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>>35676281
Smart people are Chads. Most of the guys in my chemistry classes lift fuck hoes and all that shit. One guy even snorts coke
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>tfw you will never grow up in U.K. suburbia spending the dark, grimy and rainy days driving around lush green fields and old Victorian architecture in tiny Eurocars trying to fuck trashy chav girls
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>>35676221
this is even SLIGHTLY desirable?
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For me, it's Jay.
Jay is the cute one.
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>you will never cuck your best friend with his big titted milf mum
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What was it that made the 2000s so edgy?
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Honestly? 9/11 and the burgeoning financial crisis, riding on a wave of conflict and excess. The internet hit the mainstream, exposing young and impressionable kids to shit like gore, Linkin Park and war footage. Video games shifted in tone from fairly upbeat, quirky platforming games to violence, ugly, and horrific murder simulators while also exploding in popularity.
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Previous 20 years were too colorful and sanitized
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>>35676163
The used
My chemical romance
AFI
HIM
I'LL BE JUST FINEEE PRETENDINNG I'M NOOO000T
I'M FARRR FROM LONLY AND IT'S ALL THAT IIIVE GOT