I want two beef patties, special sauce, onions, Lettuce, on a

>unironically eating mcdonalds
Shit burgers
Shit chicken
Literally nothing redeeming

I want two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onion, on a sesame seed bun.

Say that under 3 seconds at the register and you get a free one.

>>35676738
>get hungry
>go to mcdonald's on the way to work
>get 2 mcdoubles and a tapwater
>spend 2 minutes and $2.50 on an entire meal
>nothing redeeming

>>35676719
I'm more of a quarter pounder with cheese man myself. The last Big Mac I had was very underwhelming

>>35676900
the new grand macs whelm a lot more than a big mac.

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>>35676875
if you consider that a ""meal"' than you're a fucking nigger

>>35676999
Well it'll hold me over, at least.

Pl-please I'll take a burger double cheese
I'll travel across the world and seven seas
All beef patti on a sesame bun
I luv the taste too much, can never stop at one
It's got that juicy taste it'll put a smile on your face
hamburger lovers let me here ya say ho
1,2,3 or even 7
I hope there's double cheeseburgers when I get up 2 heaven
When your feeling sad alone and your mood is kind a blue
Eat alot of burger thats all you gotta do
no feeling more great than a burger on my plate
on a scale of 1 to 10 a burger always rates great
for here or to go yo it really doesnt matter bro
hamburger lovers let me here ya say ho
let there be no mistake of the point I'm trying to make
on my birthday give me a burger not a cake

That will be $5.69, I mean $5.85 :)

McDonald's is expensive now holy shit.

Mcdoubles used to be 99 cents now they are 2.50 where I live. I got a quarter pounder value meal and it only came with middle fries and a drink for like 8 bucks.

>>35676719

the special sauce is thousand island dressing. Not sure what makes it special....

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>>35677318
Well what the hell is McChicken sauce then?

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>>35676719
>>35676875
>>35676900
>>35676978
I should beat THE FUCK out of all you guys for being so retarded when they have a 2 for 3 dolla menu with a juicy double cheezeenie with a tender bacon burger.

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how many should i put you lardasses down for?

>>35676875
You can get basically any grain in bulk for much cheaper. And unless you live on the same block as a McDonald's, it probably takes about as much time.

>>35677723
I'd rather have 2 burgers than a bowl of rice though.

>>35677723
>want lettuce on burger
>go to grocery store
>pay $1.50 for head of lettuce
>drive home
>peel lettuce
>wash lettuce
>chop lettuce
>put 1/10 oz of lettuce on burger
>enjoy

the whole process only takes 45 minutes for a single burger.

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>>35677817
No matter how long you spend on a burger. it will NEVER tastes as good as a big mac.