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>>39397453
I've lurked on /pol/ (and I do so like once a week) but never posted. Far and away the worst thing on my history. I have however, used my oneitis' instagram as a spank bank ever since we followed eachother in highschool, so that could be pretty awkward.

Oh all of the above.
At least then I would be freer to be who I actually am. Not that people would like it, but it's not about them is it?

>>39397453
People would find out that during high school I'd spend 8 hours a day fapping to tranny porn and that sometimes I still do every couple of months. Masturbation has lost it's fun. Also I browse /pol/ and listen to a lot of alt right podcasts, I don't even agree with a lot of what they say its just so nice to listen to people who care about white men for once because I go to a super liberal uni and people are constantly spouting anti white shit.

>>39397256
Absolutely haram desu

STRANGE ALIENS MAKE YOUR LOCAL PENIS YUGE TAP TO BUILD SEXY WALL

Same like us. kissless virgins who leave society bc we bunch of cucks.

besides the cp. other than that were like senpai :^)

>>39397256
Too many paedophiles

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>>39397218
>love writing
>read lots of literature
>only gifted at writing one thing
>it's fucking poetry

here's something I'm working on:
https://pastebin.com/hEne7Pa5
>>39397312
I would love to read it.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
c'mon r9k, you spend all this time on the computer you must have something to share

>excluding the teacher
Kek. Drop the class, it definitely isn't worth it.

i'd try to get a refund and try a different college that isn't full on retarded though that may not be easy depending on where you live

>>39397259
I can't graduate without it. The alternative was straight up politics and women's studies and shit like it. I chose this one because my advisor said it was a super easy course to get the requirement out the way but it's over the fucking top. I felt the white hatred aimed directly at me that whole time.

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>>39397194
>tfw 25 and realize that you never got to experience carefree teenage love because you were too busy being a loser and an outcast
I WANT A TIME MACHINE RIGHT NOW

>tfw 29.

Tell me about it.

>>39397194
>21
>Attempted to climb the relationship ladder earlier in life
>Women always decided they didn't like me before I asked her out
I'm looking down the road and things don't look like they'll change

I'd be more respectful if these people weren't just moderates so they could avoid having any serious political discussion.

You draw fire from both sides as a centerist but they hate each other much more.

>>39397045
It's just like how mixed kids are hated by both blacks and whites. You're just going to catch shit from both sides and that's that.

What span of ages are millennials?

>>39396764
When I get your age I sure hope I don't sit on my ass and bitch about the young folk like you old man

>>39396786
like 1976-1996. OP is retarded and doesn't know what he's talking about, it's the generation after them that are insufferable

We aren't supposed to survive this long without companionship, please kill me

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first for tfw no gf

Kqgrvvdkcusgqjfoeyw

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>>39396773
I've sent my baddest boy out to kill you, anon. He'll make it quick. Better not have any regrets, anon.

>>39396734
respect wamen and dab on them haters

>>39396734
women like nice guys!

People who still have hope of having a relationship will worship women because they think it improves their chances

Because it's a cesspool of drama and bad taste in movies

>>39396618
we never have drama tho, everyone gets along.

Idk where this fake news started. The most drama we have is friendly banter.

You are probably thinking of the rabbit rooms owned by mike, those had a lot of drama but died off.

>>39396609
people avoid the filter with discord server links

>>39396496
I play tf2 and I'm actually decent at it. I would be a somewhat decent comp player, maybe even on the level of iron league if my phone wasn't smashed for unrelated reasons and lost my old account. New one's f2p.

Just like with everything in life there is such a thing as practicing well or practicing poorly. You need to have a plan and system to improve, just doing something over and over will eventually cap out without any more improvement.

How well did you do in Competitive Lucioball? I only got gold in ranked too. It's okay. But Lucioball I got platinum.

i fucking love this chad meme. best thing to come from here since tard stories and tendies

>>39395813
thats not the chad bang-a-rang

>>39395813
no because you let her masturbate rather than fucking her

getting a bitch (esp a daddy issue type) to masturbate is easy as fuck

Have you not taken the gaypill yet?

Just go gay.

>>39395775
I'm not a degenerate faggot, thanks.
I've wanted a loving wife since I was a little boy, and I'm never, NEVER going to fucking get one.

>>39395761
What do women have to do with bothering?

fuck off desu ne

Is this a way of telling me to kill myself?

Maybe instead of lumping me in with your fifty normie friends, you could come inside and at least pretend to care about my interests for just 15 minutes, or better yet, play a little bit of vidya with me. Would make me much happier than watching some retards kick a ball around.

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It is 2017 if you aren't using a toy hole for your cock, still using your bare hands without lube, please upgrade you don't know what you are missing out on.

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get dubs and you can name her

>>39395960
>get dubs and you can name her
I don't wanna