>tfw you are 28 this year and it's too late to get on

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>>39397194
>tfw 25 and realize that you never got to experience carefree teenage love because you were too busy being a loser and an outcast
I WANT A TIME MACHINE RIGHT NOW

>tfw 29.

Tell me about it.

>>39397194
>21
>Attempted to climb the relationship ladder earlier in life
>Women always decided they didn't like me before I asked her out
I'm looking down the road and things don't look like they'll change

>>39397431
Horrible feel to know that time has long passed. Now it's just "creepy" to want what you never experienced.

>>39397500
30 years old it's going to hit you bad.

>>39397194
>>39397431
>>39397500
>>39397557

You guys are fucking blind to reality. The problem is not your age, it's that your god damn shut ins and you don't go out and socialize. I know people 40+ who go out and get laid all the time. Music festivals, concerts, ski hills, beaches, ect. ect. There are a million places to find women. Your mothers basement is not one of them.

>>39397659
These 40yo all have past relationships and good social skills. Not to mention they're probably good looking.

>>39397659
Every time I go out I never see the opportunity to socialize. Everybody is in their own little circle of friends. Anyone walking alone has their head buried in the phone. Nobody speaks to others anymore.

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>>39397659
>hurr durr ur mum basement
>hurr durr get out b urself
Then why are you here, norman?

>>39397659
Okay so let's say I go to a music festival. I am now standing in the middle of a music festival. What the fuck do I do now? Great advice you piece of shit.

>tfw 18 year old kissless virgin

all my friends had sex in middle school.
and then their me

>>39397659
Wake up anon. The world has changed. People our age don't want to talk to other people. They stick in their group and stare at their phones
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It blows. I've tried several times to get a girl friend. Last one got pissed at me because I got an award she wanted. She liked me then she hated me.

>>39397737
I wen't to a music festival a couple weeks ago and I probably spoke to 100+ people I never met before in my life . Some dudes, some old ladies, some girls I was trying to fuck. Anyone. literally just throw them a compliment or talk about some shit going on where you're at. You gotta be the guy to go out on a limb and say something first. Drink or whatever to loosen up. It's not as scary as you think.

>>39397703
I have to be one of you to be here? I like reading real shit from people instead of regurgitated memes on reddit

>>39397737
>What the fuck do I do now?

Obviously you should awkwardly stand there, saying nothing, and looking uncomfortable.

The problem isn't that "go out somewhere" is bad advice, it's the you expect the people giving it to understand just how anxiety ridden and socially retarded you are.

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>>39397823
Yet you're regurgitaging the same plebbit shit you so much despise
Just go fuck yourself, please.

>>39397863
Grow a fucking pair of testicles and go talk to a women please.

>>39397884
Yeah, now i suddenly feel motivated to have a """"""""normal life"""""""". Wow, you sure have showed me, fampai.

>>39397884
Some of us do talk to women, but their bitches and blow us off because of random crap
prime example
This chick wanted my number
Then she said I couldn't go to KFC. I went there then she got pissed. WWhy the hell cant I go to kfc she wasn't a vegan

>>39397803
>literally just throw them a compliment or talk about some shit going on where you're at
There's a level of skill involved in this that you can't comprehend due to your natural talent. This is like saying "literally just do a backflip" to a 300lb man.

>>39397921
>>39397922

Trust me on this. I know none of you believe it, but "natural talent" is a fucking meme that doesn't exist for 99.9% of guys. We bomb ALL the time, get rejected, get laughed at.Some girls are like that and others will totally dig you. Dwelling on the rejections and coming here to claim there's no hope for you is, again, the real problem.

>>39398016
I'm literally autistic. When I have a conversation with a stranger, I can barely comprehend what they're talking about unless they're over 50 or under 12. I don't know any pop culture references because I don't watch TV or movies or listen to black people music. You are severely underestimating the range of social ability present within the human species. You're at the top end. I'm at the bottom.

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>>39397659
I tried getting out but i feel like everyone i meet hates me even though i know they dont i simply dont know how to get rid of that feeling ive had it since i was 10

>>39398016
I've tried man. Last five times I tried things failed over petty stuff. It gets old, face planting while making a serious effort. Makes you want to shut off.

>>39398075
Ok fair. But you typed that shit out, so I guarantee your on same level of intelligence as some girls. You sound smarter than half the sluts I see on instagram. There are some girls out there who you can click with, even if your shit at conversing. You don't need to be super smooth suave asshole player. Just learn to act normal. I don't believe you can't.

>>39398149
You're right man. It's the hardest part and it fucking sucks. But it's that or this depressing board for the rest of your days. Don't just try to get laid. Try improving everything.

>tfw turning 26
>tfw khv never had gf
how the fuck do i change?

>>39398101
Some people will hate you and some won't. Thats life, but if you wan't some concrete advice I would say this. Be nice to people, everyone, BUT, don't be a pussy either. No one likes that. Stand up for yourself immediately if someone tries to shit on you or bully you in any situation. People will respect you, and you will respect yourself.

>>39398240
>how the fuck do i change?
you don't.
t. khv wizard

>>39398276
no im christian and i will never fight

>>39398341
What a pathetic religion.

>>39398276
This is the best advice I've seen on here. Take it anons, you will never regret it

>>39397659
thank you based anon that was actually motivational

>>39397194
Why do you want a relationship in the first place, anon?

>>39397659
>>39398016
>>39397803
>>39398160
>I guarantee your on the same level of intelligence as some girls
Anon, you have absolutely no understanding of autism and what it's like to be born with no social skills.
I can guarantee you everyone here is more intelligent than the average girl and they would probably find us interesting if forced to engage with an intellectual discussion with us.
The thing is that none of us have any understanding of small talk (or at least weren't born with it), and have no idea how to start a conversation in the first place.
There's a cute girl at work that I'd love to talk to, but I have absolutely no idea how to. This is how my kind of thought process goes:
>Wow, that girl is cute
>I could try talking to her
>What do I say to her though?
>She has nice hair
>I can't just go up and tell her that, that's probably considered weird
>She doesn't even know me
>Should I ask her about work?
>Nah, she'd probably think I'm boring
>She doesn't look like she wants to be here anyway
>Maybe I could comment on the weather
>I think that's just something middle aged adults do though
>She'd probably think I'm odd
>I could try making a joke
>I don't know any good ones though
>What if she doesn't laugh
>If I just talk to her randomly she's probably just going to think I'm trying to hit on her or something anyway
>It's not worth it
As I hope you can see, it's not being self-defeatest or lacking confidence, it's having absolutely no idea how to socialise. You can't just "b urself bro" as you seem to think because ourselves can't socialise.
I don't have an issue with "talking with girls", if you told me to ask a girl a specific thing for you I could easily do it without sperging out, I just have absolutely no idea how to start and maintain conversation.

Autists don't have the stereotype of sitting alone because they enjoy it, it's because it's much easier and much less stressful than trying to converse with strangers when you have absolutely no idea how.