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Why are you alone, r9k?
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Because I haven't made an effort to communicate with anyone
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I live with my parents so I'm not alone
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I'm an ugly 3/10 beta male with no discernable positive traits, I'm scared of anything and everything. I'm too timid and anxious to live life like a normal person. I haven't had a friend since I was a child and I don't really understand how to even make friends as an adult. My massive inferiority complex has convinced me that everyone else is too good for me. I have nothing that makes me stand out as a desirable partner or friend, so I don't even bother out of fear of hurting myself or wasting somebody else's time. I have no hobbies, no passion, no motivation, no real reason for living, but I'm too cowardly to die, so I crawl lazily day to day, living it the same rut, doing the same things, hoping something will change and someone will come to save me. Deep down I know the truth, no one can fix me but me, and I'm not capable of doing the job. I can't even perform basic tasks. I want to believe that I'm a good person who is held back by shyness and anxiety but I know the truth, and the truth is I'm just as ugly on the inside as on the outside. If someone took the time to be my friend or romantic partner, their life would be tangibly worse by association. All I do is spend my days on the internet, which has long since lost its luster, hoping and praying for someone to take pity on me and see a beauty in me that no one else has ever seen, but I know it isn't going to happen. There is no hidden beauty, no special aspect of me that makes me a worthwhile friend, I'm a mediocre lazy piece of human garbage who is living the unhappy life he deserves. The most realistic option I see for my future is finally working up the guts to pull the trigger and end my life, but I doubt I ever will. I'll be an old man, laying on his deathbed, filled with regret and remorse for a wasted life.

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Do women ever fall in love or is it always about maximising their social, financial and sexual prosperity?
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>>39624800
>or is it always about maximising their social, financial and sexual prosperity?
Yeah that one
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>>39624800
I am willing to fall in love with an isolated NEET if it means that he would love me back and treat me kindly
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>>39624875
>willing
Why is love an obligation for women? Like you're doing the other person a huge favour by allowing them to be romantically involved with you, because you're so interesting and beautiful?

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Hey r9k theres a light Festival today in the small town i moved to, i dont know anyone.. So i would have to go by my self.. Shall i do it?
> theres a firework at the End
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>>39624794
Sounds like fun. Get high first.
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Do it anon! It could be fun.
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>>39624794
>a firework at the End
>a single firework
>at the End

Sounds metal, you should go.

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Why do you stupid fat fucks stand in the middle of an aisle/sidewalk/hall? MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY YOU SLOW AS FUCK WALKERS. Let other people go in front of you or kill yourself. I know some of you fat fucks on r9k do this shit, STOP IT.
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>>39624777
Nice trips, but I don't think anyone is going to care in 10 years when everything can be delivered by drone straight to their bed/coffin.
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>>39624883
>implying fat people are intelligent enough to use one
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>>39624777
go shop at Whole Foods if you're so triggered

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>web MD said coffee and peanuts prevents gallstones
>tfw had coffie with fresh ground peanut butter on a banana this morning

what are your comfy foods my lads?
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>>39624711
>what are your comfy foods my lads?
is beer food? if so, definitely beer
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>>39624711
Spaghetti. You can twirl it up with a fork and all you need is tomato sauce to make it a meal. You can also add poultry, beef, cooked leafy vegetables, or peas. It is a very versatile food.
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>>39624741
Spaghetti is NOT comfy. It's food you have to tangle with. I think food should be easy and avoid stringy spaghetti for this very reason. I'll still enjoy pasta in other forms, though.

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How is it fair I was born without this? Is there a way to get it later in life?
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>>39624700
born without it?

pretty not rare
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>>39624700
Dude looks like a caveman.
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>>39624700
That man looks nothing like a Chad.

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Hey guys it's me the feminist from earlier again.
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>>39624695
Hi dear feminist, how is your day going?
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>>39624695
whats going on here? are they attacking the patriarchy with their backsides? i dont understand are they trying to mildly arouse the police to death?
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>feminist
>is male

disappointing to be honest

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>add girl on normiebook
>adrenaline rush
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You are a shame to this community and everything it stands for. OUT! GET OUT!
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>>39624632
>add boy on normiebook
>dad rush for belt
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>add myself on normiebook
>delete it 2 days after

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Protip from a femanon: I don't want to talk about vidya, sports, nor memes. I want to talk about literature, philosophy, science, math. Why do you think lesbianism is on the rise?
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You want to talk about math?
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>>39624624
>Protip from a femanon: I don't want to talk about vidya, sports, nor memes.
Good. The only thing left for you is to post your tits.
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>>39624636
yes... do you not? topology is my favourite branch of math btw

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Was he one of us?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/08/school-seconds-scene-truly-wicked-killings-boy-took-shotgun/
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The fire rises #BetaUprising
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>>39624588
https://archive.is/hzfUo
>but had a last minute "change of heart"
Should have listened to shia.
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>bongistani
>"polite model student"
>dejected youth
>social anxiety disorder
>severe depression
>"white hot anger"
most likely he could've been a robot, the classic signs are there

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>tfw at least one girl will see this post
>tfw she will read this and then become aware of her own vagina
>tfw she will realize that she has control over various muscles in her vagina
>tfw I just technically interacted with your vagina

Checkmate.
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I find it funny how insecure females are about their vaginas, I guess that's why men's insecurities about their dicks is a good countermeasure.
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>>39624610
countermeasure, heh?
you stop spreading lies about inexistant rivality between men and women. This is disinformation.
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>>39624610
How are women insecure about their own vagina?i know they're insecure about boobs, weight, and hair but their vagina?

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>tfw no bf to hold during the scary parts of the It movie
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>>39624568
You have a bf now.
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>>39624568
You can hold your mouse, anon, while I'm holding mine. It'll be like we're holding hands over the internet.
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Its ok anon. I'll kiss you so you're less scared.

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When did you realize that you are no longer the hero of your own story but the villian?

All this hate and rage you gathered over all the years and tried to supress is slowly changing who you are.
Virtue and morals don't mean anything to you and while you may try to fake them deep down your soul you know that it's just an act. There is no redemption and no turning back now.

Let's discuss all things evil, small or big, and help us realize our true nature so we may stop agonizing by trying to fit in something we don't belong to.

>yesterday I walked alone at night
>stole a bicycle because I was tired of walking
>vandalized a few things on the way
>got drunk at a rock club, stole a few drinks and pissed on cars
>thought about returning the bicycle where I took it
>just threw it in a river after I returned home

I don't feel any guilt and I don't care anymore. Not Platon/Sokcrates or Kant could convince me that I did anything wrong.
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>>39624555
Wow dude you're such a badass......
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>>39624555
What are we anyway? Maggots on a rock, in middle of the Void. Let yourself go, do as you please, nobody gives a fuck about you.
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>>39624607
How are you enjoying 7th grade?

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>get into argument with normie sister about Jews and hitler
>tell her hitler did nothing wrong and Jews deserve to all be killed but the holocaust didn't happen
>she gets triggered and runs to my dad complaining about me
>dad tells her the holocaust is probably greatly exaggerated and the Jews always undermine civilisations and spread degeneracy

Feels good to be an Arab from an Arab family. Europeans and American people will never know the feel of having a Based father who's redpilled on the JQ.
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I have brother with history degree who is conservative who schools my other brother who is /pol/ stormfag about holocaust.

I'm pretty lucky to have seen that drama play out, one less thing to worry about.
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>>39624492
>complains about Jews
>is an Arab, the leading cause of male genital mutilation
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>>39624492
>tfw lost friends in highschool cause I went full /pol/
>who call people nigger on the bus
>would rant about Jews
>ran as a the Republican candidate in our mock election and snuck a Hitler quote in my intercom speech

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im so bored
somebody kill me
or do something
say something funny
im gonna vaporate out of boredom
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>>39624484
but in the stone age
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>>39624522
WAT DO U MEAN ANON
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Try stopping by [eight] ch . n e t

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